Where were you when you learned Nintendo Adults need bath toys?

Where were you when you learned Nintendo “Adults” need bath toys?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They post it you reddit (you)s retard-kun. Just like you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Reddit but at least the topic specificity is hard to beat.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a toaster is the ultimate bath toy

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Drop switch in tub
    >Life stolen

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mind if I vent?

    I have come to absolutely fucking hate vidya due to the amount of manchildren at my work.
    They're all fat and balding and in their 20's, and all they talk about is video games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are you posting here then anon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mind if I vent?
      Yes, that would be pretty sus.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon is acting like a sussy baka, right now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you here? Doesn't the newest football game and celebrity news sound more entertaining to you? Maybe capeshit too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Balding is a genetic issue. You can't really blame someone for it the same way you can someone being fat. They're gonna lose that hair no matter how well they take care of themselves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >all men in my family were basically bald on top
        >i still have all my top hair at 28
        2 more years to go and i'll destroy everyone elses hairline for the rest of the generations to come

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you look more like the milkman than your dad?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            actually no, i look a lot like the rest of my family
            that being said i've had a crows peak since i was 14 or my forehead is just big

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its not just that, it with fucking everything. Its like they are failed testtube babies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >complaining about manchild rejects on a board full of manchild rejects

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've always wondered, can you even get hurt from batteries discharging in water or does the tech just kill itself?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not having a relaxing soak and playing comfy vidya
    Shig

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck is that picture?
    that's not a floaty stand is it?
    did this dipshit turn the water on and put their switch in before the tub filled to get a pic?
    why is an adult taking a bath?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why is an adult taking a bath?
      adults historically took baths you newfag

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    handheld gaming in a bathtub is godlike.
    sadly my place only has a shower.
    next one Im moving in to will 100% have a shower though. and a balcony (for handheld balcony gaming).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >next one Im moving in to will 100% have a shower though
      yeah i figured it would

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its the only way to get smash players to bathe.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    doing something while taking a bath is nice. obviously taking an electronic device directly into the bath so you can drop it and destroy it is fucking retarded but when i did seasonal farm work and i'd come home with my arms and legs and back muscles fucking destroyed i'd set up my laptop next to the bath and watch some shows.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendies taking a bath
    nice try

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >Get in shower
    >wash everything
    >within 5 minutes, finish
    >dry myself with a towel and leave
    Why can't more people do that?
    My housemate is taking more than 30 minutes every morning to shower and shit and stuffs.
    Stop hogging the toilet, fucking fucktards!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >housemate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        fapfapfap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i fucking hate furries

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >housemate
      roommate?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's bong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, housemate, I know you burgers are retarded and can't even use english properly even though you only speak 1 language.
        But if the person is living in the other room, and not the same room as you, that's just a housemate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >literally too literal
          i don't think roommate has meant a single room in a long time, or at the very least i've never seen or heard anyone sharing a single room bachelor pad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think its a holdover from college when roommates are forced, because living with an adult that wasn't your spouse was unfathomable in America when houses used to be available to anyone that made more than a paperboy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh, so you're coffee before shower. Classic maneuver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me its
      >get in shower
      >contemplate life, the universe, and everything for 20 minutes
      >wash self for 5 minutes
      >dread reentering the cold and unfeeling world outside the shower stall for 10 minutes
      >dry off and leave with 5 minutes left to put my clothes on and go to work
      Also gay have you ever heard of shaving? Skincare routine? Brushing your hair? It's healthy to take a nice big shit in the morning too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Brushing your hair
        >shitting more than once a week
        Fucking lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I shit atleast once per day, usually more than once.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dude PLEASE post what you eat in a day and how much you exercise. I have tried to into shitmaxxing and I literally can't shit more than once every four days. What's your secret

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        kino routine

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I hate women so much it's unreal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >girl told me recently I should be wearing large-sized condoms when our condom messed up
          Felt good man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shaving
        If you need more than 1-2 minutes to shave, you're doing it wrong.

        >Skincare routine
        I don't use a single skincare product yet my skin is smoother than you morons.
        Just blame your parents for giving you shit DNA.

        >Brushing your hair
        things that you can do in your own bedroom in front of your mirror, not having to hog the bathroom so others have a chance to use it.
        But sociopath can't be considerate, can they?

        >It's healthy to take a nice big shit in the morning too.
        If you take more than 5-10 minutes to shit, you have intestine issue, probably cancer. Go have a nice day immediately before it's too late.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based as fuck
          fuck sociopathic people with intestinal issues

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop sitting on the toilet playing video games you degenerate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wfh so I turn the heat in my place up high, get out of the shower, air dry and get to work bare ass naked. Commuting is for wagies

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's really dumb. even if he doesn't drop it the moisture content in the air will fuck it up long-term

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had my first bath in six years last week and stood up too fast. Turns out your blood vessels contract from the heat and if you get up too fast you collapse.
    Lost my vision and had lypay in bed dripping wet for 20 mins to recover. Back to showers.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    H-haha what a soiboi, I-I'm definitely not browsing Ganker in the bath right now... h-haha...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post shower feet

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have time for a bath. Real adults don't have time to sit down for 30 minutes in water to accomplish something that a 2 minute shower can

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What have you really got going on that you can't spare 30 minutes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A house, family, social life, job, real hobbies
        Try growing up and not playing Nintendo games aimed at children your whole life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yet youve wasted 30 minutes on Ganker

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm fucking my wife as we speak

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, anon, you're assuming a lo-

          I'm fucking my wife as we speak

          >I'm fucking my wife as we speak
          Nvm based

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let me blow your mind:

    Put your phone, tablet or portable gaming device in a ziplock bag.
    Bam, now you have a waterproof device.

    Sadly, it increases your water and electricity bill due to the extra hot water you're going to use, but eh, it's worth it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Put your phone, tablet or portable gaming device in a ziplock bag.
      Don't do this; your battery needs to vent gasses

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are grown men btw

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares. It's a bit childish but he's doing it in his own home

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is he playing?

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