Where would you choose to live and why?

Where would you choose to live and why?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyrodiil, I can go to any of the provinces fairly easy, I can larp as roman. I can also make people listen to me by having a voice of the emperor.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vvardenfell.
    Because that's where the hardest motherfrickers go.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely not Black Marsh. Stinky rainy swamp.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ebonheart.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me sitting in Evermor, studying magic and fricking b***hes.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elsweyr with my harem of Khajitt b***hes (male and female)

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anvil
    Because it's Anvil.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many of Anvil's citizens are directly or indirectly associated with fruit.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Between Riften/Blacklight seem to be cozy. Maybe around Narsis/Cyrodill

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd bleach the Dunmer of Vvardenfell, live in a mushroom, and do magic

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyrodill is unironically the 'safest' choice, skyrim, valenwood, and argonia are more wild in nature, hammerfell and Elswyre are bandits galore, and Highrock summerset and morrowind have such minor squabbles that your likely to be enscripted and die in some petty house/feudal lord's dispute. Cyrodill at least youll just be a piss poor farmer but in the theoretically most stable part of the empire.

    Just like roman empire, much rather be in greece/italy than in syria or germania or bretonia

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ivarstead
    Comfy autumn forest without dealing with Riften homierdry

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    High Rock or northern Hammerfell because according to Daggerfall every single woman there is absolutely stacked front and back and has a gorgeous face too.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Valenwood would be nice, I bet it's like Lothlorien or Ashenvale.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cannibal elf murderhobo land
      enjoy I guess

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dark hellhole infested by giant ticks, predatory changelings, mimics and cannibalistic elves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >[eso fanfiction]
        No.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so that cyrodiil desert was a bust huh

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruma.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha you like cold or something
      city half imerial half nordic
      zero sense to move here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's where men are women

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elsweyr so i can get some of that prime capussy of course!

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imperial City in the Waterfront district
    Spend my days doing petty thievery in the actual city and spend my nights aboard the Bloated Float.
    Eventually I'll get caught and spend a few days in prison. When I get out a beggar extends an invitation to the Thieves Guild
    I show up, but ultimately I lose the test because I get lost in the Elven Gardens District.
    I live out the rest of my days, same as before, wondering what could have been, before succumbing to Greenspore which I contracted from a Slaughterfish at the ripe age of 26.
    Or I could live in Vivec City I guess..

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anvil. Home.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Windhelm, Snow Quarter, as a Nord

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhere in Elesewyr, it'd be fun hanging out with my cat bros. That and I might get to find the Skooma Kitty.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morrowind because that's where the drussy is.

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