Which BG3 romance was your favorite? For me, it's was Shadowheart. I still love her very much.

Which BG3 romance was your favorite?
For me, it's was Shadowheart. I still love her very much.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEARED

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t play this game because it’s for homosexuals

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sazza.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/CYdU6b6yAOBq6qgldgncPA/
    did you pay for these threads?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a Ganker pass does that count as paying for them?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to talk about baldur's gate, but for some reason only shitposts are getting bumps

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Astarion. I love my yandere husband like you wouldn't believe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woman or gay? Every female "husbandogay" I've come across is ironic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ironic femcels
        eh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician's choice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minthara, modded her face though. At first i liked Lae'zel but i found her really annoying with all the githyanki shit, it felt like she was really stupid while going through her questline.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Minthara, modded her face though. At first i liked Lae'zel but i found her really annoying with all the githyanki shit, it felt like she was really stupid while going through her questline.

      quoted wrong post i meant to quote OP

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno i've only onr playthrough and romanced shart. who should i go for on my second run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      laezel is great. i didn't romance her but she has a very good arc, unlike most tohers. my favorite character

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frog=karlach>elf>>

    [...]

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F R O G
    R O G
    O G
    G

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't really romance shadowheart after finding out she fricked everyone in the shar cult

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you love shadowheart but shadowhearts loves more than just you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This literally only comes up if YOU go up to Shadowheart and say "Hey that bear over there wants to frick us. I told him I'd be down to get BEAR.com'd by him, but you need to get involved and be cool with it too."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You choose to open up the relationship
      >You take the bear dick
      >This is somehow shart's fault
      "men" on Ganker are something else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"H-h-hey babe, wanna do a threesome with Chaddicus Elficus?"
      >"Umm...Are you sure? I mean I guess he's hot, sure"

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel
    If I were gay I'd go with Gale

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd go with Gale
      Based.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was very charismatic and probably my favorite companion. Perhaps in my next run I'll RP a gay guy and let him show me his "magic trick"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Perhaps in my next run I'll RP a gay guy and let him show me his "magic trick"
          Glad to see you enjoyed him as a companion. If you do romance Gale, trust me you won't regret it. It's definitely a slow burn with a lot of hoops you have to jump through. But the pay off is well worth it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sometimes it feels like Gale is the actual protagonist of the game

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is it when karl-ack gays post its never in game screenshots?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get off ship wreckage at the start of the game, meet motley crew of very flamboyant characters one by one
    >frog woman gets captured and caged by some bandits
    >rescue her by destroying said cage
    >she starts attacking me

    >uninstall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be in a cage
      >everyone around you is a human
      >one of the humans shoots at you
      >misses, breaks the cage by accident
      >finally your chance to fight back against humies

      I understand it's your very first DnD, but try dialogue next time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        really funny when zoomies try to play this game like it's skyrim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon discover choice and consequence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I accidently hit her then broke the cage and she was still cool with me. You must have fricked up somewhere along the line. Or you're just lying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you drop her down there is a dialogue option to side with the tieflings, anon probably clicked it by accident like a moron. that's the only reasonable explanation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > that's the only reasonable explanation
          or that he's lying

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's probably lying. Any reasonable person would just hit f5 if they encounted a bug rather than uninstalling the game lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Young contrarians do be like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when you drop her down there is a dialogue option to side with the tieflings, anon probably clicked it by accident like a moron. that's the only reasonable explanation

        nope, one quick google tells me i'm not the only one with this problem, it's quite a common bug actually

        not regretting uninstalling the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one quick google search
          Post your findings here

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you uninstalled the game because of a bug? kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes but that was just on top of the gay characters

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >pick gay options
              >complain about gay characters
              Like clockwork

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                also apparently hunting down and killing his female companions kek

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i know that headcanon is very convenient anon but unfortunately not true

                anyways the game will remain uninstalled

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You made me laugh, anon. Thank you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're welcome anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actually the game has no basic measurement of previous choices, only the current relationship value and its direct consequences, therefore if you do X questline but never interacted with X, X will be programmed to say romantic lines to you

                its actually an incredible amateurish incompetence, every basic romance vn has this adequate measure
                it happened to me, halsing thought we were gay lovers when i never spoke to him but did his questline

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>she starts attacking me
    skill issue plus L plus no b***hes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi zoomie

      >be in a cage
      >everyone around you is a human
      >one of the humans shoots at you
      >misses, breaks the cage by accident
      >finally your chance to fight back against humies

      I understand it's your very first DnD, but try dialogue next time.

      >anon discover choice and consequence

      the dialogue is quite LITERALLY us telepathically conversing how i'm going to "find a way" to get her out of the mess she's in, soon as she's free she decides to attack me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post the combat log otherwise you're lying

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't have to believe me, you can try it for yourself

          it's not by design choice either, it's 100% just the devs not thinking someone would actually destroy the cage so she bugs out and attacks the player

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you made the claim, burden of proof is upon you. you failed to provide proof

            liar liar pants on fire

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i'm sharing my experience not trying to convince you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't care. falsehood until proven otherwise

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                don't care if you believe or not, thanks for the (you)s thoughever

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're literally supposed to destroy the cage. How teh frick do you think you get her down?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the drow a good romance?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of her content is cut, I wouldn't romance her on your first run. do it for fun on a later run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's an evil chuddie who will have sperg sex with you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her romance is literally half-finished and she's still best girl.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if she's willing to share she's gonna cheat simple as

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody heterosexual played this game, so i don't know why you're acting like the women in it would appeal to them
    this is the biggest homosexual game ever

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't do romances in any game. If our goal is to save the world or stop an evil, that's what I'm focusing on.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't shadowheart canonically cuck you or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you cuck yourself first by asking a dude to have a threesome with you and then asking her after

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes there is a brothel where you can hire drow twins and she approves of the foursome

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are you hiring a fruity drow man to have sex with you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does shart approve but not minthara, karlach or lae'zel

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because of her background as a sharran. she tells you in act 1 that she's into taboo breaking shit. even if she gives up shar, those habits of though die hard

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're right, kissing gnomes, honeypot missions for sharrans. once a bawd always a bawd

              yeah, but he could have just said no. But he didn't because he's that scared of you dumping him if he denies you sex, so he just says yes to everything, even giving his go ahead if you want to frick halsin. It's sweet in a macabre sort of way, but also incredibly sad.

              i agree its good characterization of him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because shart is a prostitute, and the others are not. well minthara is, being a drow, but she doesn't like to share

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Stop believing shitposts and play the game for yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >be anon
        >be a massive cuck
        >bring his gf who loves him and would probably die for him and do anything for him to a prostitutehouse for some reason
        >chat up a fruity drow guy and his sister
        >"I would like to have sex with you, fruity drow man"
        >"perhaps we should include your girl?"
        >shart: "hmm ok, sure"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          : "hmm ok, sure"
          as opposed to minthara threatening to cut you if you do

          as opposed to karlach refusing and calling you a degenerate

          as opposed to lae'zel telling you no

          yeah shart is a bawd

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah shart is a bawd
            and so are you for wanting a foursome with 2 hookers

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i'm glad we agree that shart is a bawd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >astarion says yes
        >screams internally the whole time
        fastest i ever reloaded. nothing but wholesomerino handholding for him from there on

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean he is a traumatized onahole for cazador

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, but he could have just said no. But he didn't because he's that scared of you dumping him if he denies you sex, so he just says yes to everything, even giving his go ahead if you want to frick halsin. It's sweet in a macabre sort of way, but also incredibly sad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but she's very used goods. Double digit bodycount.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Froglovers roll call: present

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Semen Days

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never posts proof for his assertions of lae'zel attacking him
    >calling anyone else headcanon
    lol, lmao even

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you resisted Mizora's seduction, right anon?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ask significant other to do something
    >get upset when she doesn't respond the way you want her to
    8 months later and it's still just so moronic

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None because they're all ugly. The only waifu for me is the OC follower I made with modded presets.
    Karlach is the least annoying though. The other three are pain in the ass women.
    Minthara dies for being a cultist boss. No I will not knock her out because it doesn't make sense for my character to do it. Especially when I was playing the game blind early on.
    I can overlook Laezel insisting on killing everyone then herself to avoid becoming a mind flayer, but her quest makes no sense because I am not walking into that frog squad after seeing the dragon delete those Flaming Fists. And when I do progress it because I don't want to miss out on content, all the way to their military base, the doctor immediately runs off to report on me while keeping me locked up so obviously I'm going to try to escape. And then you're supposed to walk into that portal and show them the artifact that's repeatedly stated to be the only thing keeping your tadpole in check, that they really want to take away from you. That one I actually didn't do because my suspension of disbelief was in shambles.
    Then there's Shadowheart being a secretive c**t until she suddenly decided to shank Laezel. This time I actually decided to just knock her out to see if I could avoid killing her, but she's just gone the next morning and everyone acts like she died. I reloaded to talk her down but she's still a dumb c**t.
    Karlach doesn't cause problems and volunteers to be tadpoled. She's based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the doctor immediately runs off to report on me
      you failed the speech check, skill issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess her questline wasn't meant to be done with certain characters then. Oh well.
        Either way I'm not walking in there to show off my brain pacemaker that they want to take away because it doesn't make sense for any character that isn't a brainwashed Githyanki.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you playing the game incompetently only reflects poorly on you and not the game

          He was very charismatic and probably my favorite companion. Perhaps in my next run I'll RP a gay guy and let him show me his "magic trick"

          >Perhaps in my next run I'll RP a gay guy and let him show me his "magic trick"
          Glad to see you enjoyed him as a companion. If you do romance Gale, trust me you won't regret it. It's definitely a slow burn with a lot of hoops you have to jump through. But the pay off is well worth it.

          he's such a bro for nuking the end game boss

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You seem offended anon. Either you believe everyone should pass every speech check or you're a simp angry I called Laezel a stupid c**t. Which is it?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Either you believe everyone should pass every speech check
              that's what inspiration points are for

              its always shitters complaining about bg3 kek

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it some mandate that every romance had to be an ugly b***h?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are all hideous
    Why can’t westerners make cute girls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Westerners
      Pic related is your average 1000 times folded nipponese waifu

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    psy op game
    no one ever talks about its content, just the porn and politics around it
    chink funded too, therefore unable to trust any number at all

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Minthara, just wish they did more with her in general

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cast Grease and Hold Person on Astarion and Guidance on my penis
    Yep, it's homosex time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you'd need to do that
      unless you're a complete stick in the mud he'll jump your bones first

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long after starting your first playthrough did it take you to start an entirely different playthrough?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't start playthrough 2 until I finished #1. #2 was Tactician

      I didn't start playthrough #3 (honor mode) until #2 was completely finished.

      But I DID start a multiplayer campaign #4 in the middle of 3, so...

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they done with the patches? Is it ok to play the game now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game is more than playable. They have more patches planned though

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At the hags house, what's in the container surrounded by the blue arcane barrier?

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