Which one???

Which one???

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The blonde one.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pick Mythra but I'll go for Samus for not having a disgusting side mouth.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mythra makes me harder than i diamond but i despise her character so i'm not sure.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate cinematic experiences like Xenoblade, so I'd have to choose Samus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cinematic experiences
      what is that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          KINO

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fitting, since "kino" is a term used to describe movies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But Metroid has that too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It has less of it, which matters. Your average Metroid game also has more gameplay, thanks to most of them being replayable. Meanwhile Xenoblade is a one-and-done linear cinematic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love those, obviously at long enough interval between gameplay.
          they help to display the powerlevel of characters and show cool shit.
          Like the katana guy clapping everyone all at once which couldn't have been done in a gameplay fight

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If it can't be done via gameplay, it doesn't belong in a game period. Plus, what good is "displaying the powerlevels" if the story can randomly decide that characters win or lose at will, without player intervention?

            >fight bad guy
            >win the battle
            >akshually he beats you in the cutscene because reasons

            I hate movie games so much.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Have a gameplay fight
              >then a cinematic display of how the brawl is going in an organic way
              I have 0 problem with this. If anything it bumps my enjoyment higher because I've a hard time reconciling with how I make a joke out of fights sometimes, turning serious moments into goofy stuffs (like fighting a lord of cinder naked with a dagger)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so you just hate fight scenes? or good choreography?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Have a gameplay fight
            >then a cinematic display of how the brawl is going in an organic way
            I have 0 problem with this. If anything it bumps my enjoyment higher because I've a hard time reconciling with how I make a joke out of fights sometimes, turning serious moments into goofy stuffs (like fighting a lord of cinder naked with a dagger)

            Am I playing a video game? Then why am I not actively participating in that fight? This just tells me that Xenoblade is a terrible game, if you go out of your way to justify NOT playing it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The in-gameplay fight already happened, this is a post animation to give it closure and keep progressing the story line

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just go back to your bing bing wahoo, kid.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mythra is fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ...if she's a sword would that be like turning a 1 handed to a big frick you claymore?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mythra clears

      Jessica.

      >Not posting the follow-up

      based.

      Made for BWC

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus is hotter but I'm pretty sure having sex with her at this point would get your life drained out at this point.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one whose mouth isn't on her left cheek.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mythra
    I respect Samus too much to jerk off to her

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mythra clears

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus is objectively the best vidya girl. Don’t bother replying, I’m not coming back to this thread and there is nothing you can say to me to change my mind anyway.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    both kissing each ohter

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both suck, replace them with Samus in the Varia Suit and Pyra, then we can talk.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Generally find Samus hotter
    >Find Mythra in normal clothes more enticing then Samus in normal clothes.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they comparing breasts?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not posting the follow-up

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