1. they're not girlfriends, they're handsy and touchy because she doesn't register him as 'male' in the first place.
2. many men pay for escorts/whores it's super easy with modern tech there are also tons of transactional relationships that can't be categorized as whore/jon but is essentially what is.
3. date scammers. Lot of con artists think fat men are easy to date scam. Maybe it's true?
4. friends/family hook them up, plus religious pressure they both might belong to the same cult the weirder the cult the less 'choice' either of them have they must breed because sane adults never buy into the cult (mormons for example that breed like rabbits because they know their beliefs are batshit)
5. Given all the above is not true THEN and ONLY then is it an actual voluntary relationship -- oops! Almost forgot, 12 step program and one is sponsor or they both are enablers.
I've gotten fat and have cerebral palsy and I've had multiple flings with relatively cute girls and a couple of really hot ones and currently have a girlfriend 10 years younger than me who is fit and slightly muscular.
That said, I do have a cute face, but again, I got fat, so now it ain't really that cute anymore.
The real mind blower is that most of these girls started liking me or wanting to hook up before they even saw what I looked like (I mostly found them online). That's how you get them. Probably wouldn't have worked if I went to a bar to hook up or something.
Don't give them hope the sooner they face the reality of their situation the sooner they either accept it and move on from ever experiencing what pussy feels like or the sooner they le change meme.
the funniest guy you know could have the tallest height, most loving heart, the biggest dick, with a thicker wallet, and he would get cheated on. it's not up to you if your girlfriend or wife or daughter is a whore, they're targeted 24/7 by the internet echo chambers to tell her to do what she feels.
nope. the guy is either >loaded >hung >or tall
w*men are more shallow than men nowadays. i lost over 100lbs and it didn't do fuckall i'm still ugly and miserable and w*men hate me. gonna die a virgin no matter how much i IMPROOOOOOOOOOVE i have NOTHING women want and i'm too old and stupid to make good money. wish i was dead. being an ugly man is a fate worse than death.
Depends.
Been married for a few years here, libido has oscillated from disinterest in sex that's been so bad the relationship almost fell apart, to fucking six times a day.
Probably could have gotten some instead of playing vidja tonight, but couldn't be assed to initiate.
All genetics. I would have thought they'd gravitate towards someone like Sasha who's very competent and talented without being part of a superhuman clan while having a personality that isn't being a stoic ass unless their ragetard brother was in danger.
I think what my girl likes about Mikasa is that she did what had to be done. Protecting the guy she loves the most, the citizens and doing what's right. Sasha wasn't that competent. She's a good girl tbh
genuinely starting to accept a life of solitude. not like i have a choice anyways, i imagine i'm just getting better at coping about being an ugly loser with age. not everyone gets to have sex or experience relationships and intimacy, it is what it is. my life was determined at birth.
That's the kind of shit that will make you an alcoholic when you've reached your early 40s. Don't live a life of fatalism, you're meant to go out there and live it and it's always been up to you to make it your best.
i don't think anyone but other ugly fuckups can get it honestly. if the reward for all the effort is some fat single mother i am better off alone. i don't want that.
Keep going, it's the only path available to you. Don't listen to normies that say they want you to change to be happy, they're lying, they just want to enjoy watching you suffer chasing something you cannot have.
That's the kind of shit that will make you an alcoholic when you've reached your early 40s. Don't live a life of fatalism, you're meant to go out there and live it and it's always been up to you to make it your best.
Try 30s, it's the best way forward. Don't lie to him normie bitch pig fucker shit whore cunt.
It's honestly pretty refreshing when you finally just accept it. Sure, there are the bad nights, but everybody has bad nights. I have personally noticed that it's made interacting with others a lot harder, though. Even my practiced "small talk" mode doesn't work as well as it used to, it's an odd side effect.
I had a gf and I think we saw a little too much of each other. It kinda eroded my libido. Now that I'm single I'm pretty after it again, but I think that's because I'm not having it almost as a matter of course. I've let it be a lesson to me and if I ever start seeing a bitch again I'm gonna give myself something to desire instead of fucking whenever.
The girlfriend.
LONDON
No hot girl is going to date a fat fuck
That's not true. Some of them are genuinely into fatties. You just gotta be one of the best fatties available to them since they get to be picky.
>t. a-social shut-in retard
time to ropemaxx you fucking homosexual
you're never getting laid lardass, most women will puke from your stench alone
I see fat guys with attractive girlfriends all the time, I don't know what world you guys are living in but it's not earth.
1. they're not girlfriends, they're handsy and touchy because she doesn't register him as 'male' in the first place.
2. many men pay for escorts/whores it's super easy with modern tech there are also tons of transactional relationships that can't be categorized as whore/jon but is essentially what is.
3. date scammers. Lot of con artists think fat men are easy to date scam. Maybe it's true?
4. friends/family hook them up, plus religious pressure they both might belong to the same cult the weirder the cult the less 'choice' either of them have they must breed because sane adults never buy into the cult (mormons for example that breed like rabbits because they know their beliefs are batshit)
5. Given all the above is not true THEN and ONLY then is it an actual voluntary relationship -- oops! Almost forgot, 12 step program and one is sponsor or they both are enablers.
I've gotten fat and have cerebral palsy and I've had multiple flings with relatively cute girls and a couple of really hot ones and currently have a girlfriend 10 years younger than me who is fit and slightly muscular.
That said, I do have a cute face, but again, I got fat, so now it ain't really that cute anymore.
The real mind blower is that most of these girls started liking me or wanting to hook up before they even saw what I looked like (I mostly found them online). That's how you get them. Probably wouldn't have worked if I went to a bar to hook up or something.
Fact.
Cope and seethe in the replies. You will never be rich and/or funny.
I'm broke and unfunny, but my gf always laugh at my shitty jokes, they're always the same too, like stale running gags
checkmate liberals
>Lying on the internet
Don't give them hope the sooner they face the reality of their situation the sooner they either accept it and move on from ever experiencing what pussy feels like or the sooner they le change meme.
>I’m fat and funny
She’s gonna cuck you when chad gives her attention
the funniest guy you know could have the tallest height, most loving heart, the biggest dick, with a thicker wallet, and he would get cheated on. it's not up to you if your girlfriend or wife or daughter is a whore, they're targeted 24/7 by the internet echo chambers to tell her to do what she feels.
Yes but you're a man and by all internet standards, be they social, political etc. it's your fault even the incels agree upon this.
That is the man's lot. Even amongst the woman haters, he is to blame. The only winning move is not to play.
>he doesn't know about mentally ill girls who hate their dads
my friend is a fat smelly cunt and he had a string of hot girlfriends. they were all crazy though.
some girl are gold digger
so you better be a fat gold mine
If you spend any amount of time working with the public, you'll learn that they absolutely will
nope. the guy is either
>loaded
>hung
>or tall
w*men are more shallow than men nowadays. i lost over 100lbs and it didn't do fuckall i'm still ugly and miserable and w*men hate me. gonna die a virgin no matter how much i IMPROOOOOOOOOOVE i have NOTHING women want and i'm too old and stupid to make good money. wish i was dead. being an ugly man is a fate worse than death.
Ugly is survivable. Dumb/unsuccessful is way worse for a man, but combined with ugly (which it often is) it's nightmare mode.
>but combined with ugly (which it often is) it's nightmare mode.
i'm aware. that's been my entire life.
>mfw dumb, unsuccessful, manlet, and ugly
Damn bro, you should've rerolled that shit.
Wrong. Turns out women dont care about looks as much as men. I know many ugly bastards with hot girls.
Which is actually worse, because you cant fix autism by surgery or lifting. Thats why incels exist
>Turns out women dont care about looks as much as men.
literally gaslighting uggos.
>danger hair
Ignore her until she goes away.
I am the mentally ill retard who will never have a gf
>be autism
>women sniff you out immediately
>be woman beater
>fly under the radar
Why do it be like this?
you seriously think they don't know?
they do and that's why they're going after them
Depends.
Been married for a few years here, libido has oscillated from disinterest in sex that's been so bad the relationship almost fell apart, to fucking six times a day.
Probably could have gotten some instead of playing vidja tonight, but couldn't be assed to initiate.
I'd be too self-conscious to accept.
the left. sex is boring
>Fat guy with a hot tomboy gamer girlfriend
I also can't tell if that is a femboy or a dude, but either way it's not realistic at all.
literally me while grinding factorio
why is the pc screen empty then? put some effort
sry too busy playing
>tfw no bf to succ while he games
>make out
Eh. I personally don't give a shit about making out. Always feels forced. Rather just cuddle with her.
she prefers sex in the morning after waking up so i have all day free to play games then fuck her before bed
Finishing sex in the morning is hard and ends up using too much time. Fucking before bed is the best choice
Get rid of the headset and that's me
Yup, that's me. Single player of course.
Mouths and saliva gross me out, plus I have erectile dysfunction and can't get it up for my cute little wife
I'll get it up for her
Do you just fingerbang her and shuffle away once she's done?
Kind of baffling.
I am the exact inverse
thread should have ended here
needs the girl being a tulpa and the last panel ending in masturbation then it'll actually be accurate
Eloel
>give me your beer
>set the stage for me
>take my picture
We should have welded the gate shut. We failed, and civilization has fallen.
>AOT fan
Well, I guess that explains it
What does it explain?
AOT fans play AC?
Are those headphones even plugged to anything?
I don't get why women like Mikasa when she's just Eren's dog for 85% of the series.
.......................................................................
Am I wrong?
All genetics. I would have thought they'd gravitate towards someone like Sasha who's very competent and talented without being part of a superhuman clan while having a personality that isn't being a stoic ass unless their ragetard brother was in danger.
I think what my girl likes about Mikasa is that she did what had to be done. Protecting the guy she loves the most, the citizens and doing what's right. Sasha wasn't that competent. She's a good girl tbh
>she likes mikasa because she acts like a man
okay
Hypercompetent woman.
>artist prints pinned on the wall
Sub-human
>pretty
just cause your dad said it to you when you were twelve?
i'm 31 and will die a kissless virgin.
based
genuinely starting to accept a life of solitude. not like i have a choice anyways, i imagine i'm just getting better at coping about being an ugly loser with age. not everyone gets to have sex or experience relationships and intimacy, it is what it is. my life was determined at birth.
That's the kind of shit that will make you an alcoholic when you've reached your early 40s. Don't live a life of fatalism, you're meant to go out there and live it and it's always been up to you to make it your best.
i don't think anyone but other ugly fuckups can get it honestly. if the reward for all the effort is some fat single mother i am better off alone. i don't want that.
Keep going, it's the only path available to you. Don't listen to normies that say they want you to change to be happy, they're lying, they just want to enjoy watching you suffer chasing something you cannot have.
Try 30s, it's the best way forward. Don't lie to him normie bitch pig fucker shit whore cunt.
It's honestly pretty refreshing when you finally just accept it. Sure, there are the bad nights, but everybody has bad nights. I have personally noticed that it's made interacting with others a lot harder, though. Even my practiced "small talk" mode doesn't work as well as it used to, it's an odd side effect.
I may actually die from second-hand embarassment.
John lasted longer than I would've, that's for sure.
>for the horde!!! panel
I lose my shit every time rofl
These two got divorced by the way. The wife fled to Europe to discover herself again while the husband stayed with the daughter.
you mean stayed with the nu-wife
now what about the part about his daughter staying with his friend who was cheating on his family :^]
Wait what
Go on
This one stopped short of cringe and became dystopian
you can all make it bros, got my super hot gamer gf who even browses this shithole
she's ugly
lets be fair everyone here (except me) has never had a GF let alone touched a women.
so this comic will go over most of your heads.
That chick probably has STDs or some coal burnt or both
I suck and ride my bf while he plays uwu
>reality
The girlfriend is an imaginary friend.
>be dumb fat ugly manlet
>also dumb fat ugly co-worker is interested in me
>she has two kids
am i about to start a family?
>coworker
>2 kids
Are these redflags not enough?
Go fap then think about it afterwards so you'll arrive in a sober decision.
>implying the girl would be the one to initiate make out
I'm so stupid that I genuinely thought the one in green was meant to be the boyfriend at first.
I had a gf and I think we saw a little too much of each other. It kinda eroded my libido. Now that I'm single I'm pretty after it again, but I think that's because I'm not having it almost as a matter of course. I've let it be a lesson to me and if I ever start seeing a bitch again I'm gonna give myself something to desire instead of fucking whenever.
Neither cause no gf
Good women nowadays is just a meme. Nothing but washed up single moms and polyamorous sluts