If it can use hypnosis or attract, anything, you simply won't know better. Without attract, if you're male or female anything with a knot will be able to hit your G-spot as a matter of basic anatomy. Sylveon has a knot and access to Attract, making it the likely superior choice. However the prehensile penis of Milotic is also a suitable option, given it is long enough to eventually provide sufficient stretch no matter how loose an orifice is. As far as penetration is concerned, Hatterene has objectively the best vegana, while the best anus belongs to Umbreon, and the best mouth belongs to Lileep.
Shapeshifters like Latias or Zoroark would have the most widespread appeal since they can transform into humans. Not far behind them would be humanlike ones like Gardevoir.
Primarina >water typing facilitates a lean, lithe and muscular build with excellent conditioning >Fairy typing facilitates and heightens its emotional literacy to bond deeply and absolutely with its Partner
Although and
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take wiener all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
>God Tier
Shapeshifters like ditto, mew, latias, zoroark (still counts because mammalian), etc
>Great Tier
Mammalian humanoids with conventionally attractive body types e.g. Lopunny, Braixen, Diggersby, Machamp, Medicham, gothitelle, gardevoir
>Good Tier
Neutrally attractive mammals or non-mammals that are especially attractive e.g. salazzle, infernape, tsareena, pheromosa, roserade, simipour
>Ok tier
Unattractive humanoids and attractive quadrupeds, anything with sufficient intelligence, exceptions which can use psychic powers to induce arousal e.g. snorlax, eeveelutions, jynx, milotic, etc
>Bad Tier
Everything else
>Trash Tier
Anything objectively infantile, anything without genitalia, or anything hazardous to copulate with e.g. smoochum, magcargo, muk, klinklang, magnemite
>Diggersby, Machamp, Medicham, gothitelle
All these have suboptimal smash percent being below 50%. That's not attractive.
Honestly if I'm being told that I have both overestimated and underestimated attractiveness, I'll assume I landed in the middle of reasonability. I'll take it
It’s the best answer.
You need a ditto for a Pokémon to mimic transform. It needs to be facing a ditto and will forget what it mimicked as soon as the battle is over.
At that point, you’re just better off having a ditto and save both time and resources. There’s Mew but, it’s Mew.
Or if you really must be that guy who’s just two intelligent you can use a smeargle.
Also once the ditto transformed first wouldn’t the Pokémon using transform just transform into itself?
Or would it just transform into ditto?
>taking mechanics literally
By this logic, you need another Pokemon for Ditto to transform into and at that point since you have that Pokemon right in front of you why do you need a weak imitation?
Mimic and sketch are two seperate moves within this series and gives smeargle it’s known gimmick.
It’s more than just a game mechanic, Mimic simply is not permanent. Sketch is. Otherwise Sketch has no point in it’s existence.
Ditto has also been seen in various media transforming outside of battle so you can already assume it’s something it’s naturally capable of. Though the fact that it already can breed with everything should’ve been your tip.
Objectively speaking, a humanoid, whether due to anatomical compatibility or simple common sense, there will surely be the contrarian who wants an Aggron, or a Milotic as a partner, but they will be limited to performing various activities, from simply entering a door, sitting on a a chair or holding hands, or in the human case not having the lung capacity to mate 1000 feet below the surface, or being able to support their body weight, choosing such incompatible mates would force you into exile from society for their well-being, and I am not yet touching on the legal, moral and ethical issues.
The Eevolution are a popular option, but something that nobody contemplates is hygiene, these being quadrupeds are always in contact with the ground and all its dirt, you could put some boots on them, but sooner or later this will end up rubbing shit on your face, and not precisely theirs.
That is the objective, being subjective, everyone has different tastes and everyone has the right to choose the path they decide.
This. Though the real question is how does 'Sex' even work with Pokemon? Pokemon have biological sexes, so they must have sexual organs or something to denote what makes them bio sex male/bio sex female, but that doesn't mean they use those sexual organs or whatever sexual dimorphic qualities to reproduce..possibly.
It might not be very enjoyable for a Human and Pokemon to have sex, depending on how their sexual organs work. Pokemon do have egg groups which might mean different sexual organs depending on the group? Food for thought.
Given one of the requests in Legends told a version of the Yuki-Onna myth with a human marrying a Froslass and having Snorunt with her, I don't think it's as freaky-deek as you want to think. Froslass is in Fairy/Mineral egg groups and they still inferred a human knocked her up twice.
As far as I'm aware >having Snorunt with her
This is not directly implied in that myth as no children are mentioned in any Journal entries AFAIR. At best there is an implication that the Froslass may have been the guys friend/wife/partner in human form though.
The fact two Snorunt guide you to the journal pages and the Froslass carrying the rest of the entries mean it's a clear reference to the myths where the man fathers "children" on his Yuki-Onna wife.
Let me tell you, the devs know their shit, when it comes to myths and legends from Japan they want to flesh out their world with and they deliberately chose to reference the version of the story, as everything added in Legends had its genesis in the Sinnoh myths and folktales DPPt introduced and BDSP re-iterated for the slow children. Why do all you spineless frickers rage and attempt to deny that which is blatantly obvious?
Why do you keep clinging to your inanity? Pokémon is unapologetic when it comes to how it constructs Pokémon and wants people to perceive them as. A folk tale with no context doesn't change anything, verily so in Legends of Arkeos Soter there was nothing recalling that folk tale in the library and instead LoA put a hard, tangible divide between people and Pokémon since it was revealed that shrinking is an essential Pokémon trait. The froslass quest is vague in wording and the froslass lacks any agency thus the quest doesn't have much impact, people may be aware of the quest real inspiration but the quest itself doesn't structurally change anything about Pokémon, the froslass lack of agency means it has no impact at all. A few gags also don't threaten the structure Pokémon possess.
Verily indeed, even the creator was very open about what Pokémon are in his very own biography. He openly states that Pokémon are like cats and dogs, essentially pets. This is a philosophy Pokémon is unapologetic towards and I don't need to rewrite the abundance of domestic animal imagery associated with Pokémon. In the end Pokémon are constructed to be perceived as pets first and foremost and cute critters as second, the series is structured around this fact and we have behind the scene sources openly stating it. Stop thinking the series bows to your little groomer fantasies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
HEY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, THAT'S SPECEISIST! POKEMON ARE EQUALS!
You see, all Pokémon have long pulsing penises and tight moist gripping veganas but a certain group of people who mutilate baby penises have convinced much of the world that these parts of the human body should be treated as obscene or vulgar and that no one should be reminded of how they actually got here or they would remember that they are just animal like everything else.
When Pokémon breed, it’s sex. it’s just that one massively insane belief has made certain groups think of sex and sexuality as evil and the human body as inherently sinful and spread that ideal across the world through violence.
Shapeshifters are cheating because then you're not fricking the same pokemon, nor do you find attractive its previous form, you are fricking something else entirely...
That's why I always put ditto in F tier
>Cheating.
OP’s question asks what Pokémon it is OBJECTIVELY.
Objectively, the answer is a Pokémon capable of transforming itself to become compatible, it’s not cheating when it’s the answer. It’s logic.
Even Zoila/Zoroark isn’t a 100% option since it will just change back as soon as it’s touched.
Oh yeah, I got a regular shiny female and an alpha shiny female Ninetales in Legends too. Still looking an alpha shiny female Ponyta/Rapidash for the set of shiny Gen 1 firewaifus. No pics as I'm not fricked turning my Switch off completely to whip out the mem card (taking the raw data works better than posting through Switch).
Your Mother.
If it can use hypnosis or attract, anything, you simply won't know better. Without attract, if you're male or female anything with a knot will be able to hit your G-spot as a matter of basic anatomy. Sylveon has a knot and access to Attract, making it the likely superior choice. However the prehensile penis of Milotic is also a suitable option, given it is long enough to eventually provide sufficient stretch no matter how loose an orifice is. As far as penetration is concerned, Hatterene has objectively the best vegana, while the best anus belongs to Umbreon, and the best mouth belongs to Lileep.
>Milotic
>penis
Oarfishfrickers are delusional - send them to the infirmiary
Shapeshifters like Latias or Zoroark would have the most widespread appeal since they can transform into humans. Not far behind them would be humanlike ones like Gardevoir.
Pokemon can get humans pregnant and visa versa, regardless of egg group.
Vaporeon
Lopunny.
Deoxys for me
The one you love the most.
Primarina
>water typing facilitates a lean, lithe and muscular build with excellent conditioning
>Fairy typing facilitates and heightens its emotional literacy to bond deeply and absolutely with its Partner
Although and
gave the second-best option.
Also this guy
. Keep being awesome lads.
believe its canonically lapras, they actually had a book in USUM that said so lol, idk why /vp/ never talks about it
Wat
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take wiener all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Y'all are morons just pick Ditto
lame answer
You're the kind of homosexual who answers a hypothetical "what would you wish for" question with "more wishes".
Thread should've ended there.
Whichever your favorite is.
>God Tier
Shapeshifters like ditto, mew, latias, zoroark (still counts because mammalian), etc
>Great Tier
Mammalian humanoids with conventionally attractive body types e.g. Lopunny, Braixen, Diggersby, Machamp, Medicham, gothitelle, gardevoir
>Good Tier
Neutrally attractive mammals or non-mammals that are especially attractive e.g. salazzle, infernape, tsareena, pheromosa, roserade, simipour
>Ok tier
Unattractive humanoids and attractive quadrupeds, anything with sufficient intelligence, exceptions which can use psychic powers to induce arousal e.g. snorlax, eeveelutions, jynx, milotic, etc
>Bad Tier
Everything else
>Trash Tier
Anything objectively infantile, anything without genitalia, or anything hazardous to copulate with e.g. smoochum, magcargo, muk, klinklang, magnemite
>Jynx
>unattractive
KWAB!
Honestly if I'm being told that I have both overestimated and underestimated attractiveness, I'll assume I landed in the middle of reasonability. I'll take it
It's ok. Refer to pokesmash to see which Pokémon people find attractive.
Also went to look at their numbers, damn medicham has it rough lmao
>Diggersby, Machamp, Medicham, gothitelle
All these have suboptimal smash percent being below 50%. That's not attractive.
>Diggersby
>conventionally attractive
I'm pretty sure fat, bald old men are supposed to be unattractive.
Does wanting to frick a pokemon make you a furry?
If the pokemon in question has fur, yes.
Nothing except being involved in the furry fandom makes you a furry.
wrong
Hard to say. Someone like this
is 100% a furry, but he also doesn't want to frick a pokemon.
no, that makes you a pokephile
Ditto, objectively speaking.
every pokemon that can be tutored in gen 1-3 can learn Mimic, and can therefore learn Transform, making Ditto obsolete
Ditto is the lazy man's answer
It’s the best answer.
You need a ditto for a Pokémon to mimic transform. It needs to be facing a ditto and will forget what it mimicked as soon as the battle is over.
At that point, you’re just better off having a ditto and save both time and resources. There’s Mew but, it’s Mew.
Or if you really must be that guy who’s just two intelligent you can use a smeargle.
Also once the ditto transformed first wouldn’t the Pokémon using transform just transform into itself?
Or would it just transform into ditto?
>taking mechanics literally
By this logic, you need another Pokemon for Ditto to transform into and at that point since you have that Pokemon right in front of you why do you need a weak imitation?
Mimic and sketch are two seperate moves within this series and gives smeargle it’s known gimmick.
It’s more than just a game mechanic, Mimic simply is not permanent. Sketch is. Otherwise Sketch has no point in it’s existence.
Mechanic or not
Ditto has also been seen in various media transforming outside of battle so you can already assume it’s something it’s naturally capable of. Though the fact that it already can breed with everything should’ve been your tip.
Objectively speaking, a humanoid, whether due to anatomical compatibility or simple common sense, there will surely be the contrarian who wants an Aggron, or a Milotic as a partner, but they will be limited to performing various activities, from simply entering a door, sitting on a a chair or holding hands, or in the human case not having the lung capacity to mate 1000 feet below the surface, or being able to support their body weight, choosing such incompatible mates would force you into exile from society for their well-being, and I am not yet touching on the legal, moral and ethical issues.
The Eevolution are a popular option, but something that nobody contemplates is hygiene, these being quadrupeds are always in contact with the ground and all its dirt, you could put some boots on them, but sooner or later this will end up rubbing shit on your face, and not precisely theirs.
That is the objective, being subjective, everyone has different tastes and everyone has the right to choose the path they decide.
Eeveelutions. All of them are ideal for repeatedly mounting females.
The one who you love, and who loves you back.
This. Though the real question is how does 'Sex' even work with Pokemon? Pokemon have biological sexes, so they must have sexual organs or something to denote what makes them bio sex male/bio sex female, but that doesn't mean they use those sexual organs or whatever sexual dimorphic qualities to reproduce..possibly.
It might not be very enjoyable for a Human and Pokemon to have sex, depending on how their sexual organs work. Pokemon do have egg groups which might mean different sexual organs depending on the group? Food for thought.
Given one of the requests in Legends told a version of the Yuki-Onna myth with a human marrying a Froslass and having Snorunt with her, I don't think it's as freaky-deek as you want to think. Froslass is in Fairy/Mineral egg groups and they still inferred a human knocked her up twice.
As far as I'm aware
>having Snorunt with her
This is not directly implied in that myth as no children are mentioned in any Journal entries AFAIR. At best there is an implication that the Froslass may have been the guys friend/wife/partner in human form though.
The fact two Snorunt guide you to the journal pages and the Froslass carrying the rest of the entries mean it's a clear reference to the myths where the man fathers "children" on his Yuki-Onna wife.
Let me tell you, the devs know their shit, when it comes to myths and legends from Japan they want to flesh out their world with and they deliberately chose to reference the version of the story, as everything added in Legends had its genesis in the Sinnoh myths and folktales DPPt introduced and BDSP re-iterated for the slow children. Why do all you spineless frickers rage and attempt to deny that which is blatantly obvious?
Why do you keep clinging to your inanity? Pokémon is unapologetic when it comes to how it constructs Pokémon and wants people to perceive them as. A folk tale with no context doesn't change anything, verily so in Legends of Arkeos Soter there was nothing recalling that folk tale in the library and instead LoA put a hard, tangible divide between people and Pokémon since it was revealed that shrinking is an essential Pokémon trait. The froslass quest is vague in wording and the froslass lacks any agency thus the quest doesn't have much impact, people may be aware of the quest real inspiration but the quest itself doesn't structurally change anything about Pokémon, the froslass lack of agency means it has no impact at all. A few gags also don't threaten the structure Pokémon possess.
Verily indeed, even the creator was very open about what Pokémon are in his very own biography. He openly states that Pokémon are like cats and dogs, essentially pets. This is a philosophy Pokémon is unapologetic towards and I don't need to rewrite the abundance of domestic animal imagery associated with Pokémon. In the end Pokémon are constructed to be perceived as pets first and foremost and cute critters as second, the series is structured around this fact and we have behind the scene sources openly stating it. Stop thinking the series bows to your little groomer fantasies.
HEY YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, THAT'S SPECEISIST! POKEMON ARE EQUALS!
Do not respond to the icefox
You see, all Pokémon have long pulsing penises and tight moist gripping veganas but a certain group of people who mutilate baby penises have convinced much of the world that these parts of the human body should be treated as obscene or vulgar and that no one should be reminded of how they actually got here or they would remember that they are just animal like everything else.
When Pokémon breed, it’s sex. it’s just that one massively insane belief has made certain groups think of sex and sexuality as evil and the human body as inherently sinful and spread that ideal across the world through violence.
Torterra
Shapeshifters are cheating because then you're not fricking the same pokemon, nor do you find attractive its previous form, you are fricking something else entirely...
That's why I always put ditto in F tier
Ditto is shit but I'd pick Zoroark for its own sake
>he wouldn't a ditto
shit taste
>Cheating.
OP’s question asks what Pokémon it is OBJECTIVELY.
Objectively, the answer is a Pokémon capable of transforming itself to become compatible, it’s not cheating when it’s the answer. It’s logic.
Even Zoila/Zoroark isn’t a 100% option since it will just change back as soon as it’s touched.
All male pokemon
Aggron of course
Trade her tumours size for quantity and I'm fully content…
None of them.
I'll frick your eye-navel for saying that
HER
>*nthr*
🙁
She dominates in all catagories.
Pleasantly surprised to see her popularity is that far-reaching.
Thankfully there's enough kitsune to go around for everyone.
>walk into your apartment (which happens to be a cave)
>see this
>door closes on itself, and you hear a lock click
wat do
I'd wonder why my cave apartment has a door in the first place.
Oh yeah, I got a regular shiny female and an alpha shiny female Ninetales in Legends too. Still looking an alpha shiny female Ponyta/Rapidash for the set of shiny Gen 1 firewaifus. No pics as I'm not fricked turning my Switch off completely to whip out the mem card (taking the raw data works better than posting through Switch).
What is this thread?
A celebration of the purest form of love.
a lil mix of schizo type a
a lil mix of schizo type b
>schizo A
>schizo B
???
It's crawdaunt.
>BUT MY GAR-
Nope, it's crawdaunt.
>crawdaunt jerking you off
Zebstrika
>electricity