Which race has the best women in elder scrolls?

Which race has the best women in elder scrolls?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer and altmer.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Argonians because they defy all logic (breasts despite being canonically egg births)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can have both, you know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Show me one example in real nature
        I hope you're right I wanna prove Argonian haters wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Monotremes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh so not reptiles, sad

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Neither are argonians when you think about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >in real nature
          They're magic homie why are you trying to compare it to real life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because the hist based them on humans so it gave them breasts, we've had this conversation like a million times already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're also super cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        forgot pic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >defy all logic
      how is lizard milkers an eldritch abomination?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer, Bosmer, Imperial, arguably Breton. At least if you aren't a furfricker.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do Dunmer women smell like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they either smell like burning leaves or burnt popcorn
        hmmm

        yes, this is acceptable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kwama musk

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breton. I'm black so I need something to offset my genes. In elder scrolls, your race is whatever your mother is, Breton are human with a twinge of elf for species deviation. If she's genetically far enough then the effect will kick in and instead of me getting a caramel baby I get a hot Breton magical daughter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Breton daughter, only thing she inherits from me is my bbc gene who she will pass down to one of her male descendants

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my bbc gene who she will pass down to one of her male descendants
        My condolences, her grandchildren will never know their father

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arguably Dunmer, however Khajit are a good option.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They come in different breeds too, you have human looking cat girls, tiny actual cats and big cats if you are a zoophile, and furry cats. It's really a good basket of pussy pussy to draw from.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the dunmer are the only race in ESO that don't look all fricked up so them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ESO
      Who the frick still play this garbage?
      It's unironically the worst MMO I've ever played.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's alright

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imperial, Khajiit and Breton

        Way more people than you think. It's extremely popular despite its faults.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what are ESO's faults compared to other mmos that are still around?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breton, Imperial, and Nord.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arent dunmer women notoriously giga prostitutes? I would take a nord woman who will die for me as i would for her, a snide but loving altmer woman who hates how much she loves a human, or maybe a redguard since all the redguard women ive seen in the games are nice

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canonically Dunmer
    https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Daggerfall:Jokes

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer women because they treat their men well

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >morrowind has 3 side-quests about dunmer women stealing clothed from Nord men
    What did Todd mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black women are thieves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black women are thieves.

      One of those women was a Breton, one was a Dunmer and the third was unspecified.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nords because I've played one since Daggerfall. And they have Lynda Carter as VA in Morrowind and Oblivion.

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