Which team are you joining?

Which team are you joining?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red has two people cooperating, red will win.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blue. despite having a furry on that side, red has multiple anime pfps and a bot; while bluechads had a russkie and funny tf2 meme. and cool Zach reference

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red has Yusuke so them.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Join blu
    >Vote kick RaeTheVixen
    >switch to red

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red, because the second highest scoring player on Blue was the guy eating sandwiches in the middle of the map.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLU looks like it has considerably less moronation

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue and it's not even close

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 heavys > 2 soldiers
    2 scouts > 2 spies
    BLU all the way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget blu's medic will actually heal other players while Reds medic is too busy sucking their heavy online BF's dick to care.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    random

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue. Russians > chinks

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join team blue and pull up DarknessGamer's stream on my other monitor and troll the frick out of him.
    Unless that's the irl Pekora in which case I go red

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the twitch streamer will carry for free

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >COOL SMOKING SKULL
    BLU of course. I don't need anymore justification.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's eric mendez and pablo gonzalez?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blu because it has the rad skull guy on it

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RED because BLU has a friendly Heavy so they're basically down a player.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue and it's not even close

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red will probably win but I join BLU because I have standards.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Which team are you joining?
    I pick random and proceed to try my absolute hardest with whichever class my team is missing.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime profiles
    just leave the server

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pick the losing team and carry them to victory and start berating the other team.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think COOL SMOKING SKULL, MAV and BEAST can compare to Mesh, Pussy Destroyer and Xi Jinping. The others are just okay or actually doing nothing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget andy. he's got 10k hours in the game but no hats and has a bind that says "andy" every time he gets a kill

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLU
    Furries go fricking hard in TF2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say Red has more hurdles than Blue (Assuming this is Defense/Attack)

      >Red
      >Has to deal with a AFK/Newbie Engie that doesn't speak English
      >Has a Scout with a Streamer name
      >A Demoknight
      >A squeaky Spy
      But they also have
      >A Competent sounding Sniper
      >A Heavy Medic Duo that might co-op REALLY well to defend the team (Assuming she uses Kritzkreig and Heavy tosses out his Sandviches)
      >A Cooler Spy that could easily just switch to Engineer to cover for his team because he's not above switching class to assist
      >A good Soldier player, simple as
      >A Racist Pyro
      >A GOD Soldier (in my experience asian names are extremely competent)

      >Blue
      >Another Competent Soldier, will be dueling with Red's
      >A good Engineer that supports his team with Dispensers and good teleporter locations
      >A Furry Pyro with a Trans Rights Sign to counter the Racist one on Red
      >A GOD Demo that Donks
      >A decent Scout (Ageless)
      >A decent Heavy
      But they have some burdens too
      >The Squeaker Scout
      >Drunk Vatnik/Gopnik Russian that's most likely cheating (classical not bots)
      >A stressed Medic that clearly doesn't want to be the team's cumbawd
      >The Friendly is the worst of the whole bunch. At least most of the problem people are just inexperience or kids. This guy is just throwing on purpose

      The Wildcard here is the spy on Blu. The name says "I'm edgy as frick and 14", but the avatar then adds "BUT, I have good taste and game manners."

      Rate my analysis.

      yep blu for me, decent analysis

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RED, just to shout racial slurs on mic & adult sprays to get the streaming gay banned.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say Red has more hurdles than Blue (Assuming this is Defense/Attack)

    >Red
    >Has to deal with a AFK/Newbie Engie that doesn't speak English
    >Has a Scout with a Streamer name
    >A Demoknight
    >A squeaky Spy
    But they also have
    >A Competent sounding Sniper
    >A Heavy Medic Duo that might co-op REALLY well to defend the team (Assuming she uses Kritzkreig and Heavy tosses out his Sandviches)
    >A Cooler Spy that could easily just switch to Engineer to cover for his team because he's not above switching class to assist
    >A good Soldier player, simple as
    >A Racist Pyro
    >A GOD Soldier (in my experience asian names are extremely competent)

    >Blue
    >Another Competent Soldier, will be dueling with Red's
    >A good Engineer that supports his team with Dispensers and good teleporter locations
    >A Furry Pyro with a Trans Rights Sign to counter the Racist one on Red
    >A GOD Demo that Donks
    >A decent Scout (Ageless)
    >A decent Heavy
    But they have some burdens too
    >The Squeaker Scout
    >Drunk Vatnik/Gopnik Russian that's most likely cheating (classical not bots)
    >A stressed Medic that clearly doesn't want to be the team's cumbawd
    >The Friendly is the worst of the whole bunch. At least most of the problem people are just inexperience or kids. This guy is just throwing on purpose

    The Wildcard here is the spy on Blu. The name says "I'm edgy as frick and 14", but the avatar then adds "BUT, I have good taste and game manners."

    Rate my analysis.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join blue, go heavy, join pootis man.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BLU, red got too many homosexuals.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    join blu
    pick spy
    disguise as friendly heavy and then backstab enemies when they don't expect it
    they attack friendly heavy on reflex, enraging him and turning him into a legitimate player

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red has that Heavy/Medic e-dater combo and Slam! strikes me as a Sniper main with 4k hours, experience in CS:GO, and a private profile that dominates the server 50 points ahead of second place. Blu only has andy who's probably some ESEA-tier Scout

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play Reddit Fortress.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I play Ganker Fortress.
    Also random.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red has more otaku and edgelords, while blu has more memelords. I would go with red

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TEAMS ARE BEING SCRAMBLED!!
    How would you guys balance it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put Slam, the Russian sniper, and andy all on the same team.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue easy. Despite the friendly everyone else would be a lot more useful in the most annoying way. Medic and his fat girlfriend combo have nothing against boner soldier and cheeki sniper ivan, mav being a nintodler has more credability as an engineer puts him higher than a fricking beaner who came from xbox live.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    red so I can kill the friendly heavy gay over and over

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red, I want to cause maximum damage so when I win and say Black person i know darknessgamer will also be damaged making it so I can beat 12 people instead of just 11.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading the thread, red any day so I can have a threesome with the heavy med. Also pekora and yusuke guys will be cool

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Best players on the server
    Slam!
    Russian Sniper
    Heavy/Medic duo on RED
    COOL SMOKING SKULL
    Ageless Warrior
    >Good players
    RaeTheVixen
    Mesh
    Dr. Fartnuts
    MAV
    Reaper
    Weeb soldier
    >So-so
    HolyPaladin
    Pussy Destroyer
    Xi Jinping
    Savitar432[PL]
    BEAST
    >Useless
    sancho.vaqueras.2006
    pootis man (friendly)
    sonicexekid16
    .tv/DarknessGamer
    >Either the single best player on the server or a literal child
    andy

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    O, my random crit kills me every time

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >COOL SMOKING SKULL
    Hello, Roland_THTG

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SSS MAXIMUM RANK TIER
    >COOL SMOKING SKELETON (MAX HEAT ULTIMATE BURST GIANT GIGACHAD)
    >Slam! (GOD USOPP CHADS)
    >Pussy Destroyer (Chad)
    >MAV (based pfp)
    >andy (frick yeah)
    >Dr. Fartnuts (based no gives a frick gamer/is medic)
    >Reaper (cool guy)

    A Good tier
    >HolyPaladin (nice enough guy i guess, bit autistic)
    >Mesh (cool as frick but totally average)
    >Xi Jinping (winnie the pooh looking ass but alright)
    >Russian dude (skilled but fricking scary)
    >BEAST (skilled but normie)
    >Ageless Warrior (gay but cool gay)

    C Bad tier
    >Both GLR gays (clangays but good)
    >sonicexekid16 (babby's first creepypasta)
    >Savitar432 (rando, why the frick)
    >sanchero.vaqueras.2006 (OMEGA zoomer but probably fun to frick with)
    >japanese name (homosexual autist but probably autistically good too)

    FFF FAILURE TIER
    >.tv/DarknessGamer (STREAMERgay)
    >RaeTheVixen (pyro furry what the hell frick you)

    In conclusion I select BLU team because my Black person COOL SMOKING SCKELETON IS ON THE TEAM, then I will votekick RaeTheVixen promptly.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blue and flirt with Rae

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blue team has two scouts and a furry
    Red team, easy.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RED so I can clown on the homosexual ass friendly.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RED so I can go Pyro and protect that engie like he's my son.

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Which team are you joining?
    Red. Only a fool doesn't ally with Kaz.

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    andy will single handedly curbstomp red

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