Which way, white man?

Which way, white man?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    americans have literally never designed a single attractive female

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP does not play Metroid to begin with guaranteed

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about "I do not give a FRICK what she looks like because I just wanna explore some labyrinth-like alien planets"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left. The ones on the right look like mannequins, the one on the left looks like an actual woman

      i see the american flag i go the other way

      Japan is an American slave nation, and I do not respect slaves so left.

      Western devs have made best games in every single gaming genre.

      These are real people btw.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left. The ones on the right look like mannequins, the one on the left looks like an actual woman

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i see the american flag i go the other way

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan is an American slave nation, and I do not respect slaves so left.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Western devs have made best games in every single gaming genre.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    me on the second bottom row, third one in from the left side

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left. Right looks plastic/fake. Too idealized without any imperfections. Actual women look like the left, and if I wanted the right I'd just buy a sex doll.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it comes to Samus looks, both
    If it comes to games
    >other M
    hahahahahahaha Black persondick

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have an autistic obsession with east vs west homosexualry. Kindly consider the rope.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose the left because I hate disgusting fanservice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I choose the left because I hate something that's aimed to appeal to me
      Do you want me to make your day by posting shit? It won't be much different from your own post, but more's the merrier.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess it's a bit of a misnomer. Making Samus a sexy waifu is fake-fan service, since only a fake fan would want that disgusting trash in the first place.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the original metroid games are fake games then?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If all you cared about was the dumb reveal at the end, then yes you're a fake fan.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you ever played any of the originals, let alone gotten to good ending in any of them?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is Ganker. none of you fricking pieces of shit play the video games you cry endlessly about.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I played them, and for the record, 2D metroid >>>>> 3D metroid

                Played every metroid game. Never got the appeal over the dumb ending.

                >ZOMG SAMUS HAS... LE breasts?! I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE!

                >Played every metroid game
                Highly doubt.

                >the dumb ending
                Well if you don't like it, just play the games slower. Samus was originally a pinup under the suit, and she will always be, anything else is fake.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Played every metroid game. Never got the appeal over the dumb ending.

                >ZOMG SAMUS HAS... LE breasts?! I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean post internet just having the shit at the ready for you, I can get not understand getting the reward of something that very few people actually got to see but otherwise you probably grew up with Metroid and how you don't understand the significance of that...How old are you?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using the ugly remaster than the original GC version

      but ACgay, you think Samus with her helmet off is disgusting fanserivce

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but ACgay, you think Samus with her helmet off is disgusting fanserivce
        The remaster made her uglier, which the coomers hate. So it's a win/win.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left. Retro having to shoehorn in anime Samus for the other two games was a tragedy.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do western designers prefer hairstyles with the forehead exposed? It's much less attractive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more practical for Samus. She doesn't want to have her hair in her eyes when she's trying to blast some space pirates. Also nobody cares about hair physics so pulled back into a ponytail is the go-to when you don't want any clipping.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always just assumed it was to have a design that says "she can fight without her hair getting in her eyes" without going for the bob cut, shaved head, or just short hair in general. Kinda seems like something to make sure for easy story telling by "letting her hair down" when out of a fight rather than just keeping her battle stressed with a shorter cut.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we at the stage "Other M was actually good"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are we at the stage "Other M was actually good"?

      I don't think we will ever get to that stage

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    instinctively avoid everything American and you'll do alright.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Surprised by how many of these are salvageable if they just stopped eating hotpockets and browsing Ganker and just started lifting.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left I want to lick Samus's dirty booty hole after a shit

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    okay... but are you saying you want to play someone who looks like that in video games?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's all fricked

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come in the prime game we saw all these cool alien bounty hunters and strange creatures and lore but in other m its just a bunch of generic humans

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