while i was laughing the whole time as cumans chased me and were seemingly voice acted by the same voice actors as teletubies, when does it get good?
while i was laughing the whole time as cumans chased me and were seemingly voice acted by the same voice actors as teletubies, when does it get good?
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when you get taste on vidya
flippy bippy as always, zoomers getting gatekept by some soulful jank is a good thing
you are retarded, that's not what people mean with that term
The world opens up in a little bit and you'll get a horse, that's when the real game begins.
i hope so, cuz the charm of me laughing at the bad voice acting is only going to last so long
>bad voice acting
>you are not allowed to notice the flaws in a game otherwise you have to go back
3 hours if you are a retard who checks every corner.
1 hour if you speedrun the whole tutorial.
what the fuck does that mean
He's an ADHD zoomie, just ignore him
Skalitz the starting village can be used to grind some skills
during one of the quests you are asked to retrieve your Da's axe, possible reward is set of lockpicks, village locks will lock themselves either by villagers or on their own
Punching cows to get STR/Fist skill up
and the most obvious one, picking fuckton of flowers
you can of course just ignore the autism and do main quest until you get introduced to proper melee trainer
>hussite warriors in battle, early 1400s colorized
All I did was kick Kunash's ass and throw shit at a German's house. About an hour later I'm chasing some kid named Ginger past camps of Cumans. The game has a weird way of seemingly railroading you into doing certain tasks immediately but it really doesn't seem to matter how long you take to do literally anything.
>chasing some kid named Ginger past camps of Cumans
lol. Just don't play the game then.
>spent almost 2 hours picking up every single flower in Skalitz
is there a point to getting powerful in Skalitz? Can you kill the Cumans that chase you?
yes and no
you can level up at archery to a good degree on sheep, definitely enough for killing coomans
and no because chase event is heavily scripted as I recall, the wound happens regardless and riders respawn I believe, you just bleed out
I am mega retard then who spend 30+ hours in Skallitz.
Bloody fucking 'ell is that the lord and savior' enry?! Jesus christ be praised.
henry looks so retarded, it's kind of funny
Kek he’s a medieval peasant what did you expect? Also he’s feeling quite hungry
retards can't comprehend you are in medieval world and are not trained soldier.
Yeah that’s what I said
>you have to be a trained soldier not to look like the female character from mass effect andromeda
get your eyes checked if you think this is even close to a*dromeda's level of faces
you take that back
Look everyone! Henry has come to see us.
so how long is this game?
I don't know, I've been playing it for a week straight and the end is still nowhere in sight
holy shit you're brainlet if you didn't finish this in 1 week at least the main quest alone.
Not everybody plays games all day anon
Apparently about 10 hours in when Henry is no longer a limp wristed gay who can't even beat up a gay bandit in pillow armor.
shame about the games combat
> unironically filtered
the assassins creed combat didnt filter me, it wasnt challenging and games like mount and blade or mordhau/chivalry have done it ten times better because they dont lock your character into shitty canned animations. those games are also harder to master.
>assassins creed combat
>harder games like mount and blade, mordhau or chivalry
he's wrong about one thing
assassin's creed has better combat than this
holy shit KCD really mind broke fags who don't actually game.
>don't criticize muh game
>suddenly chud out of nowhere
well we know who hated and hates this game because no morons and muh strong women in it
yeah dude that totaly excuses the game being ass
>what is a woman's lot
no shit you play as Theresa but she isn't your typical female MC, don't play dumb.
playing characters does not mean pretending to be a character, i.e. you play Theresa, but you do not pretend to be Theresa.
self-insert more gay
is that why you creatures force yourselves to like this game
>if you dont like my shit game you dont game
play some games first.
YT walkthrough isn't gaming btw.
>calls others tourists
>reddit reddit reddit
You will never fit in
youre projecting mate
>using basic writing shit is considered reddit
good morning sir.
>brings up something unrelated
slavs arent white btw
>envious of slavs being the actual whites and brownoids like w*stern goys
kek can't make this shit up
found the slavshit
and you will never have white skin moron.
Oh no no no
Look at his nails
When I cut mine the pieces are bigger than this shit
How do you even scratch
You probably have to wear gloves all year
>i lost the argument of race
moron-tier genetics is still moron-tier.
post your hand then slav
>literally same skin color and complexion
Why are you hiding your nails? Are they painted or something?
i actually thought its an image he got from google
It could be, even if it is his whole “I’m whiter than you” argument fell harder that the soviet union
>despite having post number written on it
Fucking retards, why even bother
I recognise those finger gloves
It’s called proper hygiene, though I suppose you wouldn’t know that coming from the third world and all. Do you even bathe
Not him, but you need to lay down the forks a bit
No, I just have big hands
not white sorry.
>ugly as shit fingernails
my bro you should kys rn
Cope more shitskin
Lol, this is why I don't like arguing with OPs on Ganker. Just pathetic losers who have nothing better to do than argue about games he never played
i'm the OP and he is not me
I’ve played KDC retard
I'm feeling quite hungry
>he thinks slavs are white
>he thinks hes not a rapebaby
westoids still coping about slavs 1500 years later love to see it
good luck getitng outbred by allah and tyrel, goys.
you will never be white
bro get real, im way older than you
my first rpg was the elder scrolls 1
>making fun of westerners cuz of muslims
are we really doing that now
yes the fact that westoids die killed by muslims makes me laugh, because your own virtue signaling is your own demise
you seem to be missing the irony in your statement
it's your kind that has more muslims than any western countries, hell russia is using muslim soldiers to kill other slavs lmao
>because russia is the only slavic nation right
it is the biggest slavic nation, and the rest of you are all the same anyways
russia is maybe 30% slavic you moron, the rest of slavic natons have close to 0 muslims. russia is more asian than slavic
are you asking for my permission to laugh or what you gay? have you ever visit russia? also balkans arent slavic too,fyi they just speak our language
holy esl rage
>i have no argument.apk
you are embarrasing yourself
you gave nothing to argue against, maybe fix your esl gibberish
I said neither russia or balkans are slavic and you first replied with retarded
then you kvetch about muh esl noone cares about. you just admit defeat that way
the point is that your race is being killed by muslims as we speak
Post your hand coward
post nose moshe
Nice cope chud but I’m probably whiter than you
>press Q to win
>not assassins creed combat
kc fags are delusional culture war trannoids
He's right though, 90% of the combat is thrown out of the window because of how easy master strikes are for both you and the AI
A 1v1 against any higher level enemy always turns into a staring contest or a clinch spam
I am not pretending its the best combat ever but if it isn't ahead of most of games even with the jank and endgame difficulty being broken when you learn the strikes then i don't know.
So? It's still a good combat system. It's not purely skill based so you can't just learn the ins and outs and then cheese the hardest enemies at the very start of the game. And it's not purely stat based, so you do actually need to be good and you can fight enemies much more powerful than you.
It's probably least intelligent KCD thread I've ever witnessed. Keep up good job.
Yeah its sad the zoomers always have to ruin KCD stuff.
But I have to say, the absolute WORST KCD related discussion is "ask-historian"-subreddit thread regarding existence of bohemian morons.
No zoomer can spout so much bullshit like "actual historian" can.
kek the funniest shit would be if you could be in Prague there could possibly be slave trade and you know.. have the morons in there at last, god twitter would piss themselves.
>i know more than people who went to university to study said subject cuz i played a video game
kcd is not historically accurate and the lack of brown people is the least of its problems as far as historical accuracy goes lmao delete yourself already
Well, first those so-called historians messed up the dates. And then the main point was "there is no way to know something for sure" and yes, "it's a game, it doesn''t have to be accurate'
Therefore, there is no reason not to add blacks.
Fucking postmodernism, I fucking swear.
you sound like a retard to be honest but you be you man
Probably because I retell retarded shit, or because I'm esl.
Anon, you don't understand... Wh-What if... What if a merchant caravan passed through super rural Bohemia, well off the main route. And well, maybe they settled down for a few nights and got on well with the locals an decided to start a family?
YOU CAN'T SAY IT NEVER HAPPENED!
reminder that this garbage bag of burning shit released in 2018
BOTW came out a year prior by the way
I preferred 1 for some reason, can't remember why
>garden gnome Sex
Can't wait for the seethe when KCD2 gets finally announced ( yes its being made possibly announced this year )
hey man if it's a good game i'll enjoy it
as it stands im not praising a sack of shit cuz of a bunch of redditors thought its good due to not having morons in it
you do you
If they keep the combat largely the same itll be fine.
Just spruce up hit detection and do something about masterstroking so you can actually use combos instead of being a parry machine.
it's like a shittier version of mount and blade combat, i dont like it
>implying mount and blade has good combat
it does though, for what the game has it works alright i guess
it inspired so many other games with its retarded combat and those games dont know that it only works in mount and blade cuz of the speed thing actually making it feel good
I hope it's even jankier. Maybe have controls like original system shock except you have to activate "sword mode" to use the sword, and you respond to enemy attacks in real time, but you also have to manage your "foot mode" or you risk losing balance or getting outspaced by the opponent with better footsies
mount and blade has four directions to block
I quit playing when I realized it was just a VN with some junk sword fights inbetween. I got as far as going hunting with the nobleman who complains about leading peasants when I put it down.
>Walk around and talk to people all day
>Occasionally click on some jpegs to feed Henry
>Change your clothing for different reputation bonuses with people
>walk around some more
>sleep on a cot or in a bed
>there is no reason to do this other than be a waste of time like everything else in the game
I just prefer gameplay is all.
is this... your first actual RPG?
Give me some other ones and I'll let you know. What I played of KCD felt like it would have been just as effectively conveyed through an older adventure game like Myst. Ghostwire Tokyo also gives the player a faithful creation of a geographical setting, but I spent more time punching ghosts in the face and ripping out their souls than I did clicking on rice balls and giving the character a nap so I enjoyed it more. Between you and the other anon I've gotten a "bruh" and "is this your first RPG?" so I guess the gameplay never advances beyond what I suggested. I was charmed by the game in the beginning, but once the veneer of positive first impressions wear off I would like, in fact, to play a videogame. KCD was just something I watched and listened to between intervals of walking to this or that NPC.
Well based on what you wrote the game simply isn't for you then, shame.
Yeah, I did enjoy at first though. Nothing against other people liking it, just wasn't for me in the long run. Happy gaming, anon.
Yeah you too man.
>mount and blade
>your sword doesn't cut shit
>A.I. blocking like chuds
>ARRHH I WILL DRINK FROM YER SKULL
>when does it get good?
Been playing it recently and the game is fucking amazing. Good time, wish I'd tried it sooner back when we had threads about it.
There are still threads here and there but they're either quickly dead or end up like this.
but yes the game is pretty good i am excited what they're gonna do in the sequel.
The game doesn't get good, it's an insanely janky game that proves why other companies shouldnt try to cooy Bethesda
The game designer is racist so Ganker likes the game despite having never played it
>muh designer is racist
Vávra isn't racist you dumb moron fuck he is just average normal human being with working brain go back to twitter gay.
Go back to playing skyrim zoomie, you just have shit taste
>Really shit gameplay
>No black characters
5.5/10 for most
11/10 for Ganker
>graphics better than games today
>high skill ceiling gameplay thus filtering zoomies and retards like (you)
>no morons in white only area of europe for how jaring.
better than games today
the graphics aren't even better than skyrim
ok you're troll from muttland or an actual sub IQ moron.
>high skill ceiling
>press q to win
>>high skill ceiling
>press q to win
Towns actually feel like towns and the world feels incredibly authentic. The dialogue isn't perfect and is definitely a bit janky and a bit loose at times, but it's still very earnest and it's easy at keeping you in the game.
Lockpicking minigame is fun. Combat is fun. Combat feedback is fun. Horse riding is fun. The world isn't too big that you'll just get lost or distracted forever, but is still big enough that there's a tonne to do. Varied and interesting quests. Pretty fun cast of characters with some very memorable standouts. Really interesting historical backdrop. Potions let you cheese the game mechanics and moments in what often becomes really fun ways. Sneakyboy Henry is a great time. Hardcore mode is absolutely fantastic.
Amazing game, with a bunch of jank and a lot of heart. I'm eager for the sequel, I'm worried that now they're owned by a huge corporation it won't have the same creative freedom or sheer soul, but I'll hope for the best all the same.
>I'm worried that now they're owned by a huge corporation it won't have the same creative freedom or sheer soul, but I'll hope for the best all the same.
nah that was thankfully one of the conditions when they were buying them, that they will have complete freedom and creative vision on their terms when making the game or making games in general.
Here's my biggest, stupidest, completely pointless but honestly unironic complaint about the game.
>Even though hunger is a core system mechanic. There's absolutely zero feedback for eating. No animation, no sound effect, no buff for eating food Henry really enjoys, it's nothing but increasing a number but making sure it's not too high.
I think this stands out to me so much because I've been playing so many Japanese games recently, and I can't possibly imagine a Japanese dev would ever let something like that fly, not with their massive food culture. Going from Sakuna where you have the option to plan out your meal every night, where you have an absolutely mind-boggling array of meal options and then you watch the characters eat the food that you've prepared... to Henry not even having a sound effect for eating, or a "Mmm, that's good!" feedback if you give him something really good is just jarring.
You go into a butcher and there's a tonne of different fancy food options, early on in my playthrough I'd made a bunch of money so I thought Henry could live the high life for a little bit- no more eating out of a communal pot, or eating bread-rolls for dinner, so I brought him some really good nice sounding food, roast duck even. And then I ate it, it disappeared from my inventory and the number went up. And while Henry was more nourished, I as the player felt woefully unfulfilled. In a game that's working so hard to be immersive, it's a real shame. A very small shame that has very little impact on how much I've enjoyed the game, but a shame none the less. I've had Henry eating 90% from communal pots or from (cooked) game meat I've hunted and are en route to sell ever since.
Oh and I had to use a mod to get rid of the flower picking animation because it was making me sick. The autobrew potion animation isn't much better. Just Henry's hand reaching out would have been fine.
No clue why everyone focusses on the Save mod, the game is fine without it.
it will be in KCD 2 which will be releasing soon™
>entire thread is arguing back and forth in broken english as to who is considered more white while some autist keeps screeching about how Skyrim is the best game ever made
Retarded mutt. Neither bongs nor americattle are white
sad state of affairs innit
No this game sucks