while i was laughing the whole time as cumans chased me and were seemingly voice acted by the same voice actors as teletubies, when does it get good?

while i was laughing the whole time as cumans chased me and were seemingly voice acted by the same voice actors as teletubies, when does it get good?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when you get taste on vidya

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      flippy bippy as always, zoomers getting gatekept by some soulful jank is a good thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >soulful jank
        >in 2018
        you are moronic, that's not what people mean with that term

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The world opens up in a little bit and you'll get a horse, that's when the real game begins.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i hope so, cuz the charm of me laughing at the bad voice acting is only going to last so long

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bad voice acting
        go back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >you are not allowed to notice the flaws in a game otherwise you have to go back

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3 hours if you are a moron who checks every corner.
    1 hour if you speedrun the whole tutorial.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick does that mean

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's an ADHD zoomie, just ignore him

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Skalitz the starting village can be used to grind some skills
        >examples
        during one of the quests you are asked to retrieve your Da's axe, possible reward is set of lockpicks, village locks will lock themselves either by villagers or on their own
        Punching cows to get STR/Fist skill up
        and the most obvious one, picking frickton of flowers
        you can of course just ignore the autism and do main quest until you get introduced to proper melee trainer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >hussite warriors in battle, early 1400s colorized

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All I did was kick Kunash's ass and throw shit at a German's house. About an hour later I'm chasing some kid named Ginger past camps of Cumans. The game has a weird way of seemingly railroading you into doing certain tasks immediately but it really doesn't seem to matter how long you take to do literally anything.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >chasing some kid named Ginger past camps of Cumans
            lol. Just don't play the game then.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >spent almost 2 hours picking up every single flower in Skalitz
          Good times.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          is there a point to getting powerful in Skalitz? Can you kill the Cumans that chase you?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes and no
            you can level up at archery to a good degree on sheep, definitely enough for killing coomans
            and no because chase event is heavily scripted as I recall, the wound happens regardless and riders respawn I believe, you just bleed out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am mega moron then who spend 30+ hours in Skallitz.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody fricking 'ell is that the lord and savior' enry?! Jesus christ be praised.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      henry looks so moronic, it's kind of funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kek he’s a medieval peasant what did you expect? Also he’s feeling quite hungry

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          morons can't comprehend you are in medieval world and are not trained soldier.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that’s what I said

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you have to be a trained soldier not to look like the female character from mass effect andromeda

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              get your eyes checked if you think this is even close to a*dromeda's level of faces

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you take that back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look everyone! Henry has come to see us.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so how long is this game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I've been playing it for a week straight and the end is still nowhere in sight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit you're brainlet if you didn't finish this in 1 week at least the main quest alone.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not everybody plays games all day anon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            fair

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently about 10 hours in when Henry is no longer a limp wristed homosexual who can't even beat up a homosexual bandit in pillow armor.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shame about the games combat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > unironically filtered

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the assassins creed combat didnt filter me, it wasnt challenging and games like mount and blade or mordhau/chivalry have done it ten times better because they dont lock your character into shitty canned animations. those games are also harder to master.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >assassins creed combat
          >harder games like mount and blade, mordhau or chivalry

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            he's wrong about one thing
            assassin's creed has better combat than this

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              holy shit KCD really mind broke gays who don't actually game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >don't criticize muh game
                dilate

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >suddenly troony out of nowhere
                well we know who hated and hates this game because no Black folk and muh strong women in it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah dude that totaly excuses the game being ass

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >what is a woman's lot

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no shit you play as Theresa but she isn't your typical female MC, don't play dumb.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                playing characters does not mean pretending to be a character, i.e. you play Theresa, but you do not pretend to be Theresa.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                self-insert more homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                is that why you creatures force yourselves to like this game
                lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >if you dont like my shit game you dont game

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah dude that totaly excuses the game being ass

                cope tourists.
                play some games first.

                YT walkthrough isn't gaming btw.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing
                >calls others tourists

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit reddit reddit
                You will never fit in

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                youre projecting mate

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >using basic writing shit is considered reddit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >press Q to win
                >not assassins creed combat
                lol

                kc gays are delusional culture war trannoids

                good morning sir.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >brings up something unrelated
                slavs arent white btw

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nice cope troon but I’m probably whiter than you

                >envious of slavs being the actual whites and brownoids like w*stern goys
                kek can't make this shit up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                found the slavshit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                YWNBAW
                and you will never have white skin Black person.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lmao seething

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe vatBlack person

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no no no
                Look at his nails
                Phahahaha
                DUDE
                When I cut mine the pieces are bigger than this shit
                How do you even scratch
                You probably have to wear gloves all year

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i lost the argument of race

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Black person-tier genetics is still Black person-tier.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                post your hand then slav

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >literally same skin color and complexion
                Why are you hiding your nails? Are they painted or something?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >literally same skin color and complexion
                Why are you hiding your nails? Are they painted or something?

                i actually thought its an image he got from google

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It could be, even if it is his whole “I’m whiter than you” argument fell harder that the soviet union

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it's googled
                >despite having post number written on it
                Fricking morons, why even bother

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I recognise those finger gloves

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It’s called proper hygiene, though I suppose you wouldn’t know that coming from the third world and all. Do you even bathe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but you need to lay down the forks a bit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, I just have big hands

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not white sorry.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >fat hand
                >ugly as shit fingernails
                >iphone gay
                my homie you should kys rn

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cope more shitskin

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, this is why I don't like arguing with OPs on Ganker. Just pathetic losers who have nothing better to do than argue about games he never played

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i'm the OP and he is not me

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I’ve played KDC moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm feeling quite hungry

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks slavs are white
                >he thinks hes not a rapebaby

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lmao seething

                westoids still coping about slavs 1500 years later love to see it

                good luck getitng outbred by allah and tyrel, goys.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you will never be white

                Yeah its sad the zoomers always have to ruin KCD stuff.

                homie get real, im way older than you
                my first rpg was the elder scrolls 1

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >slavs
                >making fun of westerners cuz of muslims
                are we really doing that now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes the fact that westoids die killed by muslims makes me laugh, because your own virtue signaling is your own demise

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you seem to be missing the irony in your statement
                it's your kind that has more muslims than any western countries, hell russia is using muslim soldiers to kill other slavs lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >because russia is the only slavic nation right

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it is the biggest slavic nation, and the rest of you are all the same anyways

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you seem to be missing the irony in your statement
                it's your kind that has more muslims than any western countries, hell russia is using muslim soldiers to kill other slavs lmao

                russia is maybe 30% slavic you moron, the rest of slavic natons have close to 0 muslims. russia is more asian than slavic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lmao?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                are you asking for my permission to laugh or what you homosexual? have you ever visit russia? also balkans arent slavic too,fyi they just speak our language

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                holy esl rage

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i have no argument.apk
                you are embarrasing yourself

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you gave nothing to argue against, maybe fix your esl gibberish

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I said neither russia or balkans are slavic and you first replied with moronic
                >lmao?
                then you kvetch about muh esl noone cares about. you just admit defeat that way

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the point is that your race is being killed by muslims as we speak

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Post your hand coward

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                post nose moshe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nice cope troon but I’m probably whiter than you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >press Q to win
            >not assassins creed combat
            lol

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              kc gays are delusional culture war trannoids

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though, 90% of the combat is thrown out of the window because of how easy master strikes are for both you and the AI
        A 1v1 against any higher level enemy always turns into a staring contest or a clinch spam

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I am not pretending its the best combat ever but if it isn't ahead of most of games even with the jank and endgame difficulty being broken when you learn the strikes then i don't know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So? It's still a good combat system. It's not purely skill based so you can't just learn the ins and outs and then cheese the hardest enemies at the very start of the game. And it's not purely stat based, so you do actually need to be good and you can fight enemies much more powerful than you.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably least intelligent KCD thread I've ever witnessed. Keep up good job.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah its sad the zoomers always have to ruin KCD stuff.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But I have to say, the absolute WORST KCD related discussion is "ask-historian"-subreddit thread regarding existence of bohemian Black folk.
        No zoomer can spout so much bullshit like "actual historian" can.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kek the funniest shit would be if you could be in Prague there could possibly be slave trade and you know.. have the Black folk in there at last, god twitter would piss themselves.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >i know more than people who went to university to study said subject cuz i played a video game
          kcd is not historically accurate and the lack of brown people is the least of its problems as far as historical accuracy goes lmao delete yourself already

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well, first those so-called historians messed up the dates. And then the main point was "there is no way to know something for sure" and yes, "it's a game, it doesn''t have to be accurate'
            Therefore, there is no reason not to add blacks.
            Fricking postmodernism, I fricking swear.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              you sound like a moron to be honest but you be you man

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because I retell moronic shit, or because I'm esl.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, you don't understand... Wh-What if... What if a merchant caravan passed through super rural Bohemia, well off the main route. And well, maybe they settled down for a few nights and got on well with the locals an decided to start a family?

          YOU CAN'T SAY IT NEVER HAPPENED!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that this garbage bag of burning shit released in 2018
    BOTW came out a year prior by the way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        seething

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >FC2
        Lame
        >Crysis
        Lame
        >System Shock2
        I preferred 1 for some reason, can't remember why
        >israelite Sex
        Fantastic
        >Thief 2
        Fantastic
        >Prey
        Fantastic
        >BotW
        Fantastic

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the seethe when KCD2 gets finally announced ( yes its being made possibly announced this year )

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hey man if it's a good game i'll enjoy it
      as it stands im not praising a sack of shit cuz of a bunch of redditors thought its good due to not having Black folk in it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit reeeeedit
        you do you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If they keep the combat largely the same itll be fine.
        Just spruce up hit detection and do something about masterstroking so you can actually use combos instead of being a parry machine.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's like a shittier version of mount and blade combat, i dont like it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >implying mount and blade has good combat

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it does though, for what the game has it works alright i guess
              it inspired so many other games with its moronic combat and those games dont know that it only works in mount and blade cuz of the speed thing actually making it feel good

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hope it's even jankier. Maybe have controls like original system shock except you have to activate "sword mode" to use the sword, and you respond to enemy attacks in real time, but you also have to manage your "foot mode" or you risk losing balance or getting outspaced by the opponent with better footsies

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mount and blade has four directions to block

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I quit playing when I realized it was just a VN with some junk sword fights inbetween. I got as far as going hunting with the nobleman who complains about leading peasants when I put it down.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >VN
      mind broken

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Walk around and talk to people all day
        >Occasionally click on some jpegs to feed Henry
        >Change your clothing for different reputation bonuses with people
        >walk around some more
        >sleep on a cot or in a bed
        >there is no reason to do this other than be a waste of time like everything else in the game
        >repeat
        I just prefer gameplay is all.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          is this... your first actual RPG?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Give me some other ones and I'll let you know. What I played of KCD felt like it would have been just as effectively conveyed through an older adventure game like Myst. Ghostwire Tokyo also gives the player a faithful creation of a geographical setting, but I spent more time punching ghosts in the face and ripping out their souls than I did clicking on rice balls and giving the character a nap so I enjoyed it more. Between you and the other anon I've gotten a "bruh" and "is this your first RPG?" so I guess the gameplay never advances beyond what I suggested. I was charmed by the game in the beginning, but once the veneer of positive first impressions wear off I would like, in fact, to play a videogame. KCD was just something I watched and listened to between intervals of walking to this or that NPC.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well based on what you wrote the game simply isn't for you then, shame.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I did enjoy at first though. Nothing against other people liking it, just wasn't for me in the long run. Happy gaming, anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you too man.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Walk around and talk to people all day
      >Occasionally click on some jpegs to feed Henry
      >Change your clothing for different reputation bonuses with people
      >walk around some more
      >sleep on a cot or in a bed
      >there is no reason to do this other than be a waste of time like everything else in the game
      >repeat
      I just prefer gameplay is all.

      bruh

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mount and blade
    >your sword doesn't cut shit
    >A.I. blocking like chuds
    >ARRHH I WILL DRINK FROM YER SKULL
    >RRAARRH
    >clash clash
    >ooffm
    >you died

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when does it get good?
    Immediately.

    Been playing it recently and the game is fricking amazing. Good time, wish I'd tried it sooner back when we had threads about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are still threads here and there but they're either quickly dead or end up like this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but yes the game is pretty good i am excited what they're gonna do in the sequel.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game doesn't get good, it's an insanely janky game that proves why other companies shouldnt try to cooy Bethesda
    The game designer is racist so Ganker likes the game despite having never played it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >muh designer is racist
      Vávra isn't racist you dumb Black person frick he is just average normal human being with working brain go back to twitter homosexual.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to playing skyrim zoomie, you just have shit taste

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Shit graphics
    >Really shit gameplay
    >No black characters
    5.5/10 for most
    11/10 for Ganker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >graphics better than games today
      >high skill ceiling gameplay thus filtering zoomies and morons like (you)
      >no Black folk in white only area of europe for how jaring.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        better than games today
        the graphics aren't even better than skyrim

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ok you're troll from muttland or an actual sub IQ Black person.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >high skill ceiling
        >press q to win

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>high skill ceiling
          >press q to win

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      better than games today
      the graphics aren't even better than skyrim

      >Muh Skyrim
      Towns actually feel like towns and the world feels incredibly authentic. The dialogue isn't perfect and is definitely a bit janky and a bit loose at times, but it's still very earnest and it's easy at keeping you in the game.

      Lockpicking minigame is fun. Combat is fun. Combat feedback is fun. Horse riding is fun. The world isn't too big that you'll just get lost or distracted forever, but is still big enough that there's a tonne to do. Varied and interesting quests. Pretty fun cast of characters with some very memorable standouts. Really interesting historical backdrop. Potions let you cheese the game mechanics and moments in what often becomes really fun ways. Sneakyboy Henry is a great time. Hardcore mode is absolutely fantastic.

      Amazing game, with a bunch of jank and a lot of heart. I'm eager for the sequel, I'm worried that now they're owned by a huge corporation it won't have the same creative freedom or sheer soul, but I'll hope for the best all the same.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm worried that now they're owned by a huge corporation it won't have the same creative freedom or sheer soul, but I'll hope for the best all the same.

        nah that was thankfully one of the conditions when they were buying them, that they will have complete freedom and creative vision on their terms when making the game or making games in general.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's my biggest, stupidest, completely pointless but honestly unironic complaint about the game.

    >Even though hunger is a core system mechanic. There's absolutely zero feedback for eating. No animation, no sound effect, no buff for eating food Henry really enjoys, it's nothing but increasing a number but making sure it's not too high.

    I think this stands out to me so much because I've been playing so many Japanese games recently, and I can't possibly imagine a Japanese dev would ever let something like that fly, not with their massive food culture. Going from Sakuna where you have the option to plan out your meal every night, where you have an absolutely mind-boggling array of meal options and then you watch the characters eat the food that you've prepared... to Henry not even having a sound effect for eating, or a "Mmm, that's good!" feedback if you give him something really good is just jarring.

    You go into a butcher and there's a tonne of different fancy food options, early on in my playthrough I'd made a bunch of money so I thought Henry could live the high life for a little bit- no more eating out of a communal pot, or eating bread-rolls for dinner, so I brought him some really good nice sounding food, roast duck even. And then I ate it, it disappeared from my inventory and the number went up. And while Henry was more nourished, I as the player felt woefully unfulfilled. In a game that's working so hard to be immersive, it's a real shame. A very small shame that has very little impact on how much I've enjoyed the game, but a shame none the less. I've had Henry eating 90% from communal pots or from (cooked) game meat I've hunted and are en route to sell ever since.

    Oh and I had to use a mod to get rid of the flower picking animation because it was making me sick. The autobrew potion animation isn't much better. Just Henry's hand reaching out would have been fine.
    No clue why everyone focusses on the Save mod, the game is fine without it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it will be in KCD 2 which will be releasing soon™

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >KC:D thread
    >29 IDs
    >entire thread is arguing back and forth in broken english as to who is considered more white while some autist keeps screeching about how Skyrim is the best game ever made

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >english
      >white
      moronic mutt. Neither bongs nor americattle are white

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sad state of affairs innit

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No this game sucks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hello sir

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