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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Puts more respect on Tauros' name than any of the 3 shitty forms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eunuch black recolor is respectful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant to post the Ride Tauros image alongside that quote. The 3 Paldea forms are shit

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody because it is just a lame color swap that was probably designed last minute because they forgot to make a bull Pokemon in the Spain inspired region.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used the fighting/fire version for my team.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fire breed is top kino

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't, but I cared about this. I just tried to use one for a while cause I happened to find one and I knew they were kinda rare. I started really liking it, the animations are really charming. Fricking love how it can swim and how the tail spins like a propeller, so cute. I was really surprised how much I ended up liking it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also just realized that the official art doesn't even have the propeller tails, what the frick? That's the best part.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't, but I cared about this. I just tried to use one for a while cause I happened to find one and I knew they were kinda rare. I started really liking it, the animations are really charming. Fricking love how it can swim and how the tail spins like a propeller, so cute. I was really surprised how much I ended up liking it.

        >Doesn't get the Propeller Tail ability
        Gamefreak logic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's called Screw Tailfin in Japanese, it's probably meant to be exclusive to fish mons.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're always doing that shit, making some ability that's so specific and niche when it would be cool on so many other pokemon if they just reigned in the autism a bit. Pretty sure Pure Power only exists because Huge Power is exclusive to rabbits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they make them have water/fire as secondary bits instead of a red/orange bull that had flames all over the body and a drippy wet looking one?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cause that sounds fricking lame, not gonna lie. They are supposed to be a slightly different breed, not a new species.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Water is based in a domestic water buffalo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And it looks like one. It doesn't have to be dripping wet, water buffalos aren't either.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Taurus is a bull, not a kelpie.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              all 3 of them are based on weird spaniard "sports"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They are supposed to be a slightly different breed, not a new species.
            Water Buffalo is a different species Bubalus bubalis, it does not even belong to the genus of the bull, Bos taurus.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That is like claiming Charmeleon is a chameleon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good thing we're talking about pokemon and not real animals then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I also just realized that the official art doesn't even have the propeller tails, what the frick? That's the best part.

      That actually sounds pretty cool ano-
      >version exclusive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just trade, bro. I ended up using Blaze Breed (in Violet) because I already had Quaquaval and I didn't want two Water/Fightings mons. But I still liked Aqua Breed more. The red horns are sick though, I can't deny that.

        [...]
        >Doesn't get the Propeller Tail ability
        Gamefreak logic

        That would've been cool.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish I did this with Aqua Breed in Scarlet, but I really wanted to use Anihilape and didn't wan't to double up on Fighting types.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just trade, bro. I ended up using Blaze Breed (in Violet) because I already had Quaquaval and I didn't want two Water/Fightings mons. But I still liked Aqua Breed more. The red horns are sick though, I can't deny that.
      [...]
      That would've been cool.

      I also just realized that the official art doesn't even have the propeller tails, what the frick? That's the best part.

      I wish there was more form than just those two. I mean, a breed of Tauros with different elemental abilities? The potential is endless, yet we just got two and that's it...

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Tauros variants are fricking great. shit opinion bruh

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we are going to color tauros black!
    >but why?
    >because we are lazy and we can't come up with new pokemon designs! all we can do is rehash the old ones!
    regional variants were an abhorrent mistake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Fighting_Bull
      Now frick off moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO I WON'T! gamefreak is the laziest company in existence and they need to be criticized 24/7
        stop defending gamefreak's laziness. there are many different ways that they could have drawn a black bull pokemon and they certainly did not need to rehash tauros in order to make it. meowth, glameow, and skitty are all pokemon based on the same animal and yet they still look very distinct from each other. i see no reason why they could not have just designed a brand new bull pokemon from the ground up instead of rehashing tauros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a fricking black bull, what the frick do you want? You can't reinvent the fricking wheel.
          GF is lazy, but you are criticizing the wrong fricking thing. Instead of bringing up things that are actually bad and lazy like the piss poor performance and graphics, the horrible animation and general visual presentation of the story, the half baked gimmicks, the clearly unfinished story bits and so on, all you do is b***h and whine about the designs. Frick you. have a nice day, even.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he piss poor performance and graphics, the horrible animation and general visual presentation of the story, the half baked gimmicks, the clearly unfinished story bits
            But enough about SWSH

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So your point about the game being awful is that is is a sequel to an awful game?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SwSh somehow looks graphically better than SV

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SwSh was definitely less finished than SV, I'll give you that. However, graphically, SwSh was a lot better. SVs map looks terrible and is extremely unfinished, tons of mons (even entire outbreaks) can spawn in walls. You get stuck in geometry all the time, sometimes pretty sadly. The environments are ugly and samey (even Kitakami looks barely different from most parts of Paldea). Team Star base raids were ridiculously underbaked to the point where they honestly should've just not implemented them.
              SwSh's biggest problem was the extremely unfinished story. SV fixed this actually, the story, especially the ending, felt pretty complete. And even most of the characters had proper personalities and even development. But then they fricked up in other departments that SwSh did right, like the graphics.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sometimes pretty sadly
                *badly
                (I was once stuck in a boulder in Area Zero for 5 min, FYI)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SwSh's graphics were absolute fricking dogshit regardless of how SV looks and the fact that you're defending them here is proof that Pokemon fans' standards are in the 9th circle of hell, have a nice day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The environments looked better in SwSh. Not good, better. The shading style for characters looked weird, a little waxy, but the pseudo realistic shader for SV looks worse on human characters.
                I didn't say SwSh looked GOOD, I said it looked BETTER than SV. Frick you, learn to fricking read, dumbass moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, except this little tidbit
                >>But then they fricked up in other departments that SwSh did right, like the graphics.
                reveals you wienersucking nature you shiteating shill. SwSh didn't do jack fricking SHIT right in the graphics department, and even when it looked it's best (during the gym battles) it was dampened by the hilariously low-res textures that only got further exacerbated by Dynamaxing and the atrociously ugly, blown out rim-lighting. Go frick yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my god you fricking nitpicking little homosexual
                THEY DID IT SLIGHTLY BETTER IN SWSH, THAT'S FRICKING ALL
                Shut the frick up, holy shit
                I hate SwSh with all my soul you stupid ass wienersucker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo gay gets defensive when called out
                Kys already, you arent fooling anyone

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it really that serious

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No he's just being a schizo moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SwSh graphics looked good enough you Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but they looked like complete dogshit and were torn apart almost immediately upon reveal, literally achieving meme status with the N64 trees. You're blind if you think that game looked even "passing".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all you do is b***h and whine about the designs
            why do you think designs are the only thing i criticize?
            >It's a fricking black bull, what the frick do you want? You can't reinvent the fricking wheel
            then explain how meowth, skitty and glameow all look different despite being based on the same animal. why do you think rehashing tauros is the only way to make a new bull pokemon?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paldean Tauros is better than Kantonian Tauros in every imaginable way.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fire Tauros is my favorite fire mon

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did because I love Tauros. I also loved how you encounter breeds int the game.
    Only shit are the shinies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the shinies. I got a shiny Aqua breed from an outbreak

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's cool I don't think it needed 3 forms though

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This one was lame and unnecessary, but the water and fire ones were cool

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blaze and Aqua breeds go crazy, feels like Tauros was always missing just a little something since its gen 1 glory days, I feel like it finally got it in gen 9 and I've used both forms in Radical Red to great success.
    Don't care too kuch for the pure-fighting variant tho.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love the fire variant and he was my MVP through the whole game.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love tauros

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ew

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would eat a tauros ass

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used one on my team, he's cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did his ass taste good

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bitches don't know about rabo de toro

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (Combat Sneed)

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell do I find the blue one on Violet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandwich

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just a recolored Tauros
    At least they had the decency to not make it a new pokemon with it's own pokedex number. Unlike Wugtrio/Toedscruel and those awful paradox mistakes.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a bone to pick with Paldean Tauros.
    Tauros in Kanto is meant to be a foreign Pokemon cause that's basically what the Safari Zone is, a reserve for imported Pokemon - that's why it's all rhynoceros, kangaroos, palmtrees, etc, stuff you wouldn't find in a Japanese region like Kanto.
    But now we go to the region Tauros is actually from and he has a different form... like why... he was already probably from either Paldea or whatever the Pokemon equivalent of Africa is.

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