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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who, who, who, who

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OH I REALLY WANNA KNOOOOW

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Video Games?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what are you fricking stupid

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a virgin virgo loser and i act just like that maybe star signs are actually legit wtf

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm scorpio and that's literaly me
    I will text you and stalk you even if you use invisible mode frick you and you will play videogames with me

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That couldn't be more wrong.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey, I'm not *that* bad at the game

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >virgo
    Holy frick that's literally me. Are horoscopes actually legit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me as well

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick Gemini that's really me are horoscopes real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are trash, all geminies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dont be jealous you arent a twin chad.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Data mining thread

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are stereotypes real?

    Are horoscopes real?

    It's all based off something tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they KNOW I have a rabbit plush

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're vague and broad as possible in order to state things that apply to literally everyone. Your horoscope will never tell you what you'll be having for dinner or what song you'll listen to next because it would be too specific.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're a sagittarius or gemini, you have a 7 inch dick, tight balls. Dirty blond or brown hair, just had a shitty relationship experience. And tried anal play out of curiosity, didn't go well. You enjoy legend of zelda and have a sister. Deny this if you want but know your pet dog is on his last leg. Also 72

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You're a sagittarius or gemini
          Correct
          >you have a 7 inch dick, tight balls.
          Correct Dirty blond or brown hair
          Correct
          >just had a shitty relationship experience
          Wrong
          >And tried anal play out of curiosity, didn't go well.
          Correct
          >You enjoy legend of zelda and have a sister.
          Wrong
          >Deny this if you want but know your pet dog is on his last leg. Also 72
          Wrong
          50% anon, that's like 49.999% more than a real pro astrologer. Gratz.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm leo and I'm a complete opposite of what leo is supposed to be

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I was clown-suitting in monster hunter and never was the leader of any guild.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Literally same.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Are stereotypes real?
      The term 'sterotypes' is just a concept, of course they exist. ESL wording.
      >Are horoscopes real?
      Only to the people who fall within the sterotype.
      No-one bring up their horoscope or talks about it (unprompted) unless they actually think it applies to them. If you find out your friend's birthday, you can't expect to sterotype him accurately to horoscopes right after. But if he tells you 'hey bro I'm a leo'? Yeah, sterotype all you want.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Horoscopes aren't real but when the advice they give tends to be shit like
      >try to reaffirm your connection with loved ones
      And you decide to give your mom and dad a call its not really an issue. Theyre just feel good messages. However any b***h who takes that shit seriously is a nutter, avoid.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >However any b***h who takes that shit seriously is a nutter, avoid.
        Tfw I had sex with a witch who brought candles and dropped wax on me
        Best sex I ever had, married that b***h and gave her two kids
        Sometimes you have to care less about what they're into and more about who they're

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's real, but I find it funny how people misinterpreted it so that they laser focus only on one aspect.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow they're all literally me

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an intj

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Libra
    hahahahahahahahahahahahah
    no
    Im toxic as hell
    Never invite anyone
    Don't spend hours deciding stuff
    Don't hit on girls (too autistic)

    0/4 you fail, see me after class

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blood types are real
    MBTI is real
    tarot cards are real

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scorpio
    close but no cigar. best girl though

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buying capricorn gf

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >instantly salty
    >loves pvp
    >represented by agnery e-girl
    oh yeah, this was made for me

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won't tell you, but I fit none of these, not even remotely.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I don't play MMOs the first two are correct I guess.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can only stand taurus, gemini, virgo and libra

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capricorn. Especially hating emoticons.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taurus and thats pretty close to being accurate for me.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only part that's accurate is that I keep food/drinks on my desk constantly I have a 4 pack of beer, an empty soda can, and an empty water bottle nearby right now, the fact that I almost always wear a tanktop and I loop the same handful of bits of a game when not grinding for weapons/armor until I can't enjoy any portion of the game anymore

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I'm Scorpio and always check for upskirts, no idea what this is though.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an iron Tager main
    now get scooped, idiot

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leterally me, down to a t.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fix teamwork strategy
      I would never, I just hop in on my own

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm several star signs apparently.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >reducing everything to sun signs
    Oh, brother. Traditional astrology is a really interesting subject. If you have an accurate date and time of birth, you can even as a know-nothing get some information that is spot on. Take the astro-seek.com birth natal chart, for example. 7 planets in 12 signs and 12 houses, you can get a picture about what you are like and what you're likely to do. Go a step beyond, find the traditional ruler of the sign your Ascendant is in - this will be the general direction and what you should be doing in life.
    No wonder the Romans lost their marbles and switched to Christianity promising salvation from fate after being neck deep into astrology.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >this works you are just not pulling shitt from deep enough your butthole

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I like emoticons 🙁

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taurus
    Most of is applies since im a completionist. But not as much as i used to be.
    I will course off plan but it almost always works for the benefit of the group. Like a card that has some random powerful effects when flipped. But really only authistic people and control freaks seem to have a problem with it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hello dear Taurus, I too am an unwashed big titted gf with a piss bottle next to her. I don't really care about anything else however.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every sign checks for upskirts.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leo
    >actually shy sperg and terrified of voice chat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gemini always depicted as someone who loves to talk all the time
    >i hate talking
    star sign bros?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SJW of the guild
    Go frick yourself, astrology is clearly garbage

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MBTI for women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women fricking love MBTI though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Please post more of these
        Not a woman though

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically go to reddit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        INTP and INFP being that low is crazy, I feel every nerd group is 90% those two

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      MBTI is garbage because it's 4 sets of 4 of the same stereotypes. Horoscope is better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's stock analysis for women

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no fun allowed
      go back

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A troony made this picture, didn't they?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that pic is like 20 years old probably

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >virgo
    Only half right, I never give a shit about specs, I fon't fix teamwork strategy and I don't talk at all. Honestly I'm closer to Scorpio -all the porn games

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an Aquarius and none of this is accurate to me except the hair.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >taurus
    well i don't frick up other people's strategies THAT much, and i tend to sometimes just say "frick it" when it comes to 100%ing stuff when i decide it's not worth the trouble, but otherwise yeah.
    i don't usually eat when i'm gaming though, unless it's something i can eat without getting my hands dirty

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of these are like me and the one I'm supposed to be is the complete opposite of me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow we've got Mr.Individual over here

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Taurus always accurate is astrology actually real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They never go anywhere with taurus other than "uhh you like to eat, have sex and be lazy xD" so of course it's accurate for everyone

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently I'm supposed to be sagittarius because I refuse to take video games seriously, also sex with taurus.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MBTI discussion is boring because it's always just a bunch of INTJ circlejerking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to imageboards. In most cases INTJ = high-functioning autism, which is an overwhelming majority of imageboards' visitors.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw I'm a Gemini
    >Tfw I am the diametric opposite of what this picture describes a Gemini as
    Lmao astrology women are beyond funny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because your sun sign is a small part of your personality, and it depends on what house is it is in your rising sign. There’s like a billion other factors which cause variation and change, and your sun sign isn’t necessarily how you act a lot of the time (that could be your rising sign depending) or how you feel (moon sign) but what you are best at and what you should become

      Gemini in third house sun could be someone how has a lot of restless energy concerning family, someone whose main focus in life is family and possibly a focus on the social aspects of having a large family, or a larger family like network and sort of spreading yourself thin within that group. 9th house Gemini sun is obsessed with knowledge and the academic from a wide and eclectic side of sources, probably someone with adhd but who actually manages to thrive having it, they may love travelling from different places all the time and they may never settle in one place, they may engage in spirituality in an eclectic manner either constantly changing religions or being or perennial type.

      With 8th house Gemini and Scorpio rising you get Marquis de Sade someone who has the Gemini energy put into forbidden and sexual things, someone who is obsessed with exploring everything and everything forbidden, on the other hand you could get an occultist who doesn’t give a shit and works with the most dangerous demons and the most holy of angels since the 8th house is associated with the occult and secrecy, a spy who is able to easily manipulate people and who works intensely in the shadows gathering information, or a goth who just loves collecting and obsessively reading about everything occult and morbid. It manifests in different ways, even within the same house. You have to know what time you were born to really get anything useful out of astrology. A cancer is usually known as someone who is a crybaby , cancer in the sun of the 9th house is intellectual and spiritual

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take professional MBTI class as part of a management class I was taking. As in the school payed good money, and those results were getting analysed to help determine our "management style".
    >My results were 50/50 even split on every category, got a fricking "inconclusive"
    I won't lie that hurt a little.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >payed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon he was clearly talking about boats

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit. I've been browsing too many shitpost threads

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scorpio
    Huh.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im literally taurus

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cancer
    >never joined a guild
    >never offer help to anyone
    >hate women with a burning passion, so no gf
    nice predictions horoscopekeks

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer
    100% accurate except the "buying gf" and guild part (because i don't play multi-player games), what the frick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same, unfortunately

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cancer
      get well soon

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does one acquire a Sagittarius gf?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a virgo but my idea of "fixing team strategy" is typically just finding ways to do everything myself. Which is why I prefer to solo/duo new content and then maybe go back and do it with other people after I know what's going on.

    Also, silent all the time is accurate. I rarely even bother complaining, I just don't like talking to strangers. Instead I'll joke around and shit talk everyone constantly with my girlfriend over voip.

    Also Gemini is all wrong. My gemini partner is a weird mix of the first three taurus and first two cancer traits, and none of gemini

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like me back from my eve online days.

    It only misses the part when i accidentally destroyed the corp.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick that Sagittarius explanation pisses me off. Not one point is correct. Whoever made this should kys.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds accurate to me

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >horoscope
    Roasties, back in the kitchen.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Gemini
    How did they know????

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick am I a pink troony??
    >Reads the tutorial and still does everything wrong
    Jesus Christ.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Being gay wasn't your choice so I won't judge you.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gemini, Virgo and Capricorn look autistic.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >sun sign
    couldn't be more wrong
    >moon sign
    hours trying to decide on a name is universal, doesn't count
    >ascending sign
    ...mostly right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw I don't know exactly when I was born
      well at least someone can't curse me for posting my natal chart like you, I'll be sending one your way right now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >sending curses to random anons
        You deserve that shit to bounce back tbh

        OP here
        I'm Pisces btw

        You didn't need to tell us, we already knew that. OP is always a tremendous gay, therefore pisces.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh don't worry anon, I'll be fine.
          I already took preventive measures long ago: immunity cat protects, now and a

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't min-max all his positions in a single stat
      ngmi

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I long for the day someone makes an actual RPG based on this shit
        just strip all the descriptions astrodienst grabs off it's internal database and replace them with stats and perks and shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There are better systems to use for such porpoises.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            the classes are better for determining personality.
            aspects tend to describe external forces and literary traits associated with the character better

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That would be pretty smart. As long as you keep it from being too esoteric you'll have at least at least a light userbase in women. Make a story for fujos and you'll up that to decent.
          Hope someone goes for that at some point. I don't have the patience to make vidya.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >leo
      >that's not me!!!

      every
      fricking
      time

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where are Ophiuchus and Sun?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ophiuchus
      >doesn't even like this game
      >last online 66 days ago
      >people forget he exists, let alone that he's in the guild
      I'm not sure why you think sun is a zodiac sign

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        FFXIV did it. (You) are the Sun, btw.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But what if I want to be the moon?

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Geminis
    >only first applies
    I never speak, close everything I don't use ASAP and while try every weapon I can I tend to stick to a character.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    deep inside pisces is spot on

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OP here
    I'm Pisces btw

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Happy delayed birthday to all Gemini and happy slighty delayed or early birthday to all Cancer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A very unhappy early birthday to the scorpio chick that broke my heart

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thank you

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not even slightly right
    most of the time these astrology things are supposed to be vague enough that your average woman or gay can read one and say "omg that's meee"
    these are too specifically archetypes to do that properly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. in denial

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My horoscope is Cancer but that archetype is nothing like me.
    Well I do like to help people out if they ask, but I don't go out of my way to offer help.
    I also don't take random things personally in game that sounds weird as frick.

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >omg which barbie is me
    homosexuals the lot of you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Post Barbie chart you are using.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Answer the fricking question b***h, which Barbie are you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We are all little girls here anon. What's wrong with that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Does this make Onimai the most Ganker anime in recent years?

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I never lucky?
    Why do I have to get a fricking sjw dyke(50% chance of actually being a man)

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a cancer but I often line up really well with Pisces as well, any astrologist here knows if that can be a thing? A Cancer with Pisces shade or something like that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only pop culture morons (majority) think astrology is just one sign
      It's the position of all planets and some other shit like so

      >sun sign
      couldn't be more wrong
      >moon sign
      hours trying to decide on a name is universal, doesn't count
      >ascending sign
      ...mostly right

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah that makes a lot of sense thank you.
        Are there any good books to get started? It’s very hard to find to find information that isn’t for pop culture morons. I see there’s some recommendations on /x: but I don’t know how trustworthy they are.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Libra and it's completely off.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    To date I still don't know who is more moronic horoscope followers or "personality type" who are the modern equal to horoscope followers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Which kind of misery

      you have rolled it triggers you so hard?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least personality type shis is """"""based""""""""" on your own habits and not
      >you are born on this month so you are not allowed to be happy with person born this month also this is your unlucky day why are you happy

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Repeat the same quest infinite times until finish
    Sure. I play a lot of grindy games
    >Keep all the useless drops
    Doesn’t literally everyone do this?
    >Want every collectable, hats, outfits, achievements
    Frick no. Frick being a completionist past 2007.
    >Won't listen to you and fricks up teamwork
    I’m bad at co-op games and struggle to understand people, yes

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    -plays only because wife wants me to play
    -skip any and all cutscenes
    -just picks whatever has the best stats and puts the default outfit over it as a skin
    -doesn't use chat whatsoever

    man i think i just hate mmos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      on that note i still haven't bothered to finish endwalker

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wow I have attributes from each one I'm so special! Horoscope seem to be some odd cope for women who under the surface are mostly the same.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol hot takes from "never-touched-a-titty-irl" town

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are we gemini really that hated?

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >pisces
    not accurate since I don't read the tutorials and I do everything right since I am really good at games

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Aries
    Yup, literally me

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm virgo but aside from some old razor gear and complaining all the time especially in PvP, doesn't match me at all. My shit is desorganized as hell and I've stopped caring about team strategy, since people are morons and will do what they want and shit the bed not matter if I tell them how to do it or not.

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Aries, and I'm not like that.
    If anything, I'm more a the archetype Gemini shows.

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Missed leo by one day
    >Stuck as fricking virgo
    Frick this shit I'm going to reroll

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Livestream?

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am virgo but
    >Keep all the useless drops
    >Explore every single area
    >Silent all the time, only talk to complain
    >Hate emoticons
    >Goes suicidal on bosses, the absolute madman
    >Loregay

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >aquarius
    >the biggest racist in every guild, thread, or room I've ever been in
    This image is cooked

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Taurus and mines accurate

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Cancer.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Libra and none of the descriptions for Libras ever apply to me, which is strange because horoscopes are supposed to be broadly descriptive enough to describe a lot of people so that morons think they are accurate, but somehow I fit in that narrow category where I'm not "sociable" and "diplomatic" and "charming" like Libras are supposed to be.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he is lit me for real

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aries is kind of cool.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    itt: women and morons

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literal datamining thread you utter morons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This anon jerk offs to the thought of being sexually dominated by little boys.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >oh yeah we know anon #681504563 was born between 23 July and 22 August one step nearer world domination

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Taurus
    But that really isn't me.
    I do like cool outfits and collecting stuff.
    And I have glasses and long brown hair. Longer than the pic
    Also I like being helpful and useful
    Tho, I don't like MMOs(except OSRS)

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sagittarius is alright.

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Leo
    >no
    >literally me
    >maybe
    >idgaf
    I do take lead if everyone else is faffing about and I think I know what I'm doing but normally I can't be bothered.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Leo is sooo me

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Im a leo but literally none of that applies to me

    guess thats why everyone says I should be a cancer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you are all the exact same proud morons with zero self awareness

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        but I have crippling self esteem issues, Ive never once led anything

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          still up your own ass

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whenever someone makes a stereotype for estp or sagittarius its almost the exact same thing and its always accurate as frick

    ive had to sit through entire breakdowns from my friends for somehow finding the most annoying character and just fricking with them

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    gemini but other than the first point it's completely off

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so true
    plus my first crush was Fio Germi, so this tracks

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Capricorn and it's mostly me but I do use emoticons sometimes.

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Leo, but i'm the opposite of that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're not

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    libra but only half are correct never rude and hours in character creation

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Libra
    Marrying with Capricorn
    Cuddling with Cancer

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am Virgo and only 2 of them are correct- am neurotic over specs and spend time organizing inventory, skills, and quests.
    Also:
    >rude to everyone
    >loregay
    >spend time farming items/currency
    >pvpgay
    >abuse memes

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing that Pisces gets right for me is that I'm a loregay. There's some things that apply to me from almost all of them.

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Sagittarius
    I play Guile who is annoying but Blanka is more annoying so not 100% true

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Leo, but I don't play mmos. I do dress for style, though. Always for style.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aries
    Can confirm I am a fricking try hard pvper BUT I don’t pick broken characters unless they are fun

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Aries
    >but mixed personality of Sagittarius and Libra

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me frfr

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ^_^

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why only women?

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Capricorn and it unironically fits me

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking look at sign shit with immediately thinking of homestuck.
    I wish this pain to end

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aquarius is kind of cool.

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cancer, but only the first one and a little bit of the second are true.

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I married a Capircorn.
    She's incapable of dealing with any conversation that she is the slight bit emotionally invested in, but the sex is good and I like that she has no qualms about me being 100% in charge of the finances.
    I've tried to get her to play vidya but I've come to the conclusion that it's like speaking a new language.

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am not a girl.

    Idiot!

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >virgo
    not even close to being me

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Virgo, what doesn't fit with me is about specs, but maybe because I'm a poorgay and I needed to learn to accept what I have...

    I don't care about fixing the teamwork strategy because...
    >Silent all time
    But I complain a lot when people are stupid

    My inventory is extremely organized, everything organized by shape and colors

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >But I complain a lot when people are stupid
      Yeah, Virgo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >grown men entertaining this shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As they should, astrology was originally a male hobby because the autism factor is off the charts when you get properly into and use it as a tool to understand the future/yourself rather than judge other people, the autism gets heavier when you get into the magick side of it.

        Ie., my chart says that my 5th house in Pisces and 7th house is Taurus (Venus is there), and 8th house is in Gemini. I would invoke the 5 house, 7th and 8th house via the treasure house of images + golden dawn style invocations everyday, and I would get immense luck in romance and love by doing so, I would get a lot of female attention and I would talk to a girl I like more frequently.

        Don’t do this at home, or be more thoughtful when doing magic. I went to visit the city where the girl lived to meet my friends, I did an invocation concerning Scorpio, Gemini and Taurus. I spoke to the girl, she said she was ill. I did a ritual with Raphael. She told me she was upset because of some guy she was talking to, next thing I new I spent £600 (the number of the sun) on speed (drug related to gemini) drinks, hotels on a night out with her and I got laid, but the comedown was terrible.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you do this shit with a bad intent it will backfire, I didn’t do this to get the whole thing to happen on purpose and my intent was to get her better and to possibly see her for at least a bit. Things only turn out this way if you have more innocent intent, otherwise it could backfire, not always sometimes these things do turn out for the best. But if you have a more selfish desire it’s better to say that you only want what’s within the will of God, and that you want to have that issue fulfilled with you in a way that God intends. But don’t straight up try to harm someone, and don’t try to force someone to like you ever, don’t try to force someone who doesn’t want to have sex with you to have sex with you via magic - that’s rape.

          Don’t want to encourage bad or hedonistic behaviour

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Full-on Sagittarius.

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is a gemini and I am a saggitarius, yet it seems we are flipped on these personalities.

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me playing WoW back in the day.

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's making me want to kill myself that using 'they' instead of 'their' doesn't seem to be ironic for zoomers anymore as I'd hoped, it's just normal for them.

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