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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    such a bizarre choice

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the fricking obsession to put famous actors in animated movies

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      it’s to draw attention and get people talking about the movie. Which works on Ganker

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Entertainment industry executives are insanely out of touch. They rely solely and only on focus studies and polls to direct the production of content. Chris Pratt has been trending the past 5 years or so, so the algorithm says he will maximize profits. They don't have a single creative bone in their body, and they couldn't care less about he medium, just whatever money they can make out of it, and so quality control takes a backseat to getting big names in order ot attract an audience. Who needs talent when you've got clout? Besides, clout is less effort, therefore less money.

      Now will Chris make a good Mario? who knows. I kinda like him, and I can imagine him doing Charles's accent if he's bene coached by him. All I know for sure is that his hire was an executive decision, and that decision was made by committee, not creative intuition.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Illumination is making it 🙁

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    me

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    for the real cast

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally the only lineup that could possibly work. Kicking Martinet to the curb is so scummy
      >b-b-but i don't want to hear Martinet talking as Mario for an hour!!
      1) You're a soulless NPC, and 2) if Mario is talking nonstop then that's a script problem.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to me, you mother fricker. If you're going to have Martinet doing Mario's voice, then you're having him doing all of his c**ting voices. This isn't a motherfricking game. He does Wario, he does Luigi, he does Bowser. I don't give two flying fricks that you had to open photoshop to make your diarrhea image.
      Frick you.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Pratt? more like Chris Prat.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like Chris Homosexualsexwithmenhomosexualboidicksucker

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally who the frick cares

    You literally have to be 10 or a fricking sad manchild to even care

    says a lot about this board lmao

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, some of us still enjoy video games. Maybe you would feel more comfortable at the alcoholics board Wrong board

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Scene where Mario beats bowser
    >Bowser as he falls into the lava

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The long running video game series Super Mario is being made into a big screen feature by Illumination. The producers have announced the original voice actor for Mario, Charles Martinet, will have to pay $7.50 to see the movie just like everyone else.

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