who fucking asked for this

who fucking asked for this

  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 "me"

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Me, you fucking gay bitch this was the most hype reveal in the last 5 years for me so eat shit

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who enjoyed the first game.

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    me

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage walking simulator for trannies.

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's like Zelda Totk, except you don't have to waste your time with the shitty combat. You can get right into the actual meat of the game.

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I finished the game and enjoyed it so right on time.
    It's a thinking man's game. Not like you would know anything about it.

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    me

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    i did
    it's the only puzzle game i genuinely thought was interesting other than baba is you

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Great taste they're my 2 favorites as well. Antichamber on Steam is a blast but there isn't much of a narrative to it. Worth grabbing on special based on your tastes

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >there isn't much of a narrative to it
        Good, puzzle games don't need them. It was cringe in Talos Principle, fortunately you could easily avoid 90% of it and enjoy the game.

        the witness chads... where's our sequel...

        The Looker is the most we had.

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Talos Principle is the best game they made

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Me

      And TRUE

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Talos Principle was extremely good
    This and Helldivers 2 were the best announcements by far

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I asked for this. The Talos Principle is one of the best games ever made.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >pseudo intellectual dialogue with computer screen
      >omg this is so deep

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        you're crying

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        not all games have to be as dumb as you are
        don't let big brain puzzles and themes threaten you

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Based croteam even released a native linux version

  14. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    'CLASSICAL NOTIONS OF HAPPINESS' by 401 [1]

    🙂

  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Najveca Srbenda na svetu: Ja.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Isto

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    wont this just shit up the ending of the original?

  17. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    People with good tastes who played the original I guess.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >pseudo intellectual dialogue with computer screen
      >omg this is so deep

      finished the game in 2 days and i want my time back
      >shitty repeatable puzzles intertwined with the hardest attempt at contemplation of life in video game history
      >it amounts to telling you your arguments are wrong because they just are
      great game morons

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine getting outsmarted by a stupid computer lmao

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. It could've been much, much shorter. The last sequence was pretty good. That's it.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        the game's writing is concentrated reddit
        >mfw it actually says word for word "islamic golden age"

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          It’s an actual thing, you know.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        i have to agree. 2kliksphilip (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkAxJGU4oJ4) sold me on this one and was kinda disappointed. it's still a decent puzzle game with good looking environments and a decent story.
        the music is pretty kino tho.
        it's a good game overall and there are worse games that get sequels.

        ?t=3084

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        me

        nah the puzzles are great, the ambience is great, the environments are great, the suspense was great but you're 1000% right about the writing being pseud shit

  18. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I did. First game was really fucking good but Croteam has gone a bit downhill since then. Hope 2 is also good but I have doubts.

  19. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    My brain was too small to deal with the rewind + platform puzzles.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassing.

  20. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    chuds with no motor fucntion. Read a fucking book you congoids.

  21. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    After that DLC? Me.

  22. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  23. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Holy based I loved The Talos Principle. Is this actually PS5 exclusive or just times? I'm not buying a snoy cucksole ever again but it'd be annoying if I had to wait on this

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      No way, PC too for sure

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this actually PS5 exclusive or just times?
        the devs are tech autists you can expect this game to be released on fucking everything, the 1st game can be played natively on linux

        No it's not a sony exclusive lol, it will be on steam and other platforms. I already wishlisted it on steam

        Good stuff. I remember the original TTP ran great on my toaster of a laptop back in 2016 so I expect they'll optimize TTP2 nicely as well

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not to rain on your parade, but surely you remember Serious Sam 4.
          Although I sure hope they won't try to make puzzles that need tens of square miles of land and will settle for using SS3 engine instead.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this actually PS5 exclusive or just times?
      the devs are tech autists you can expect this game to be released on fucking everything, the 1st game can be played natively on linux

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        They are one of the few devs that actually use their own engine so it makes sense.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >own engine
          Oh didnt know that, i expected the first one to be using the source engine

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Croteam have always been in-house engine autists.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah its all the Serious (sam) engine. Its why you can move so stupidly fast in Talos Principle, even tho there is really no reason for you to be able to.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              I thought it was because you're a cool boomer robot4

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not a sony exclusive lol, it will be on steam and other platforms. I already wishlisted it on steam

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, Pc and Xbox too

  24. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    LEZZO

  25. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    is it in VR?
    no?
    i don't fucking care then fuck you

  26. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the first game and would like more.

  27. 3 days ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    me

  29. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    So many people getting filtered by a philosophy game, lmao

  30. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I finished all stars(assisted) all gold/silver pieces(unassistes) tower)unassisted( in 2021 but droppes it on the dlc due to burnout maybe =/.

    one thing that bothered me is whether I actually beat the game by out of bounds solving puzzles which clearly had a real solution, which I just couldn't understand.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think any of the puzzles themselves require out of bounds tricks, but some of the stars definitely do.

  31. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    me

    i think,
    therefore i am,
    i think

  32. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I did.

  33. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Thank Elohim, one more reason to stay alive
    Can't wait for philosophy 201

  34. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    wonder if they will incorporate chatgpt to talk with this time

  35. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    PUZZLE BOY SUMMER

  36. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Me, brainlets btfo

  37. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit is this real?
    I just finished the first game

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Did you also finish the DLC?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Waiting for a sale first. I have plenty of time to wait for a pc release of this new one anyway

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Did you also finish the DLC?

      This game was only announced today because the developers sensed you two playing it recently. You are being watched, your thoughts monitored.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I have super powers. It also happened to me for Hispanice and Wolf

  38. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Me, you fucking brainlet

  39. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have problems, first one was enjoyable

  40. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    WTF was his problem!?

  41. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Talos but I could live without a sequel. IDK what people are expecting after they shit the bed with Serious Sam

  42. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a neat game. It was also funny for being an unusually SERIOUS game from the guys who make meme shootans, and they pulled it off better than most.

  43. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    ohhh so THE devs did yesterday's thread

  44. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Okay that's cool and all but what about an old school shooter spinoff where you play as The Talos Dude (voiced by an AI (and John Dick as a DLC voice)) running and gunning up the Tower to kill Elohim, and the serpent is your quippy AI sidekick that lives in your head or whatever?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's an easter egg segment that you will accidentally encounter during normal gameplay

  45. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    luv The Talos Principle
    luv me cat
    luv finding shields in me soup
    luv Road to Gehenna
    'ate Elohim (nonce)
    'ate gettin stars (too hard innit)

    Simple as

  46. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    puzzle ludokino enjoyers

  47. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  48. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >dragon's dogma discorder seething at a superior game reveal

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      tfw I was happy to see both DD2 and TTP2 announced. They were the only highlights of the showcase for me.
      Still mad about no Bloodborne remake/remaster/pc port

  49. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a bad feeling. The first game was good but it was definitive and needed no sequel. SS4 was a hot mess so this might be one too.

  50. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Me.

  51. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you. First game was kino.

  52. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Me, retard

  53. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    the witness chads... where's our sequel...

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Never ever
      Maybe some indie team will make a spiritual successor one day

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      The witness is too kino for a sequel sadly.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Jonathan Blow is too busy reinventing the wheel making Jai to make a new game.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Taiji is the closest we will get... though its good at least

  54. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    me

  55. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would be more hype about an original puzzle game from the makers of talos principle than talos principle 2.

  56. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I did.

  57. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Refunded it when I realized it really was just another 'are computers le human?" wackiest. No they're not. Next!

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      low IQ post

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think the most egregious thing about the theme is how unchallenging it is, only referencing good actions as human traits. SO fucking boring.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the writing was bit over the top at times, overly cinematic, but it is possible that people when faced with extinction like to think it was not all for naught and start to see all the good things in humanity and ignore the bad ones.

  58. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Baby's first philosophical game 2
    Yawn

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      t. thinks Yoko Taro is deep

      The Talos Principle has genuine philosophical depth. I'd put it up there with anything Kojima has made, Final Fantasy X, The Forgotten City, Stanley Parable, Disco Elysium etc

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >t. thinks Yoko Taro is deep
        why not both

  59. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a new game to offer on ps+ game pass and egs a year from now for the next 3-4 years. It’s literally “pass” filler.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I put plague tale in the pass filler category. I hope you guys like this new term that I came up with. Thank you all in advance I hope you all had an excellent day.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      How is this a bad thing again? If I finish it in a month I'll pay like $15 for the whole experience lol. I love my physical collection but things like Gamepass are hugely financially beneficial depending on your living circumstances

  60. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I did, fuck you
    The first game is a great puzzler with a cool story and easily one of the best in the genre. Super fucking comfy and godlike pc options menu

  61. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just to get the narrative from Talos Principle you had to dig through the hardest puzzles since I remember pretty much all of the pre-extinction diary entries were locked behind the super secret puzzle areas.
    if you skipped that it was just a robot running the program up until one of them finally attained the bugged state known as Free Will.

  62. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently Croteam is using UE5 instead of their own engine.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      This was the case for SS4 as well. The question is whether any of the tech wizards are still with them to use it effectively or if CroTeam is descending into shitty console port 12GB VRAM and stuttering territory. Serious Engine was fucking glorious, man.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        SS4 uses another engine?

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          No, that anon is drunk. It's Serious Engine 4, which is a "step up" from Serious Engine 3, but is worse at pretty much everything.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      This was the case for SS4 as well. The question is whether any of the tech wizards are still with them to use it effectively or if CroTeam is descending into shitty console port 12GB VRAM and stuttering territory. Serious Engine was fucking glorious, man.

      SS4 uses another engine?

      Serious Sam 4 was Serious Engine 4 but I recall it being technically rather shit, much as Unreal Engine has some substantial problems.

  63. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is that subtitle? is it a sequel or a prequel? Prologue? Fucking Retards.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tagline, Anon. Tagline.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Its a retarded tagline. Again, is it a sequel to that ending from the first game? Logical answer would be yes but since video game developers are retarded, you never know, 2 doesn't come before 1 yet red dead redemption 2 is a prequel to rdr1

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      It just means the first game was a prologue to the new game.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        yea, that's what number 2 is for there In the title. You don't need to clarify that 2 comes after 1 unless you are mentally retarded and I don't know why this triggers me so much

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Marketers are stupid. Stop taking it so seriously. It's not worth the energy.

  64. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    me

  65. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Talos Principle 1. It's an inspiring game, with a beautiful theme, an insanely good soundtrack, an amazing atmosphere, etc.
    But I don't understand how a sequel to the game can work. If it ties back to the first game, and it's not something like DLC that tells the same story from another point of view, then I don't know how that's going to work.
    Also, I don't have any faith in Croteam anymore, Serious Sam 4 is there to show that they no longer have the technical competence of the past, and their game design philosophy, at least the one used in SS4, is terrible. It's almost like a game made by modders with no compromise on anything other than putting in overpowered and epic stuff with no regard for balance and gameplay.

  66. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I played the game, and I hated how much they were saying "Don't go into the tower, whatever you do!!!!!" because I knew they were baiting me to defy the creator and go into the tower, so I solved everything possible without going into the tower to subvert the game's expectations, and I got a bad ending. Not sure if I won

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >american education

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't complete his humanity by defying the ultimate authority
      Never gonna Turing, bro.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        i was simply defying the developer who is one level above the in-game god

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Going the man vs author route rather than the man vs God route
          C'mon.

  67. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    i did

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