Who is retarded enough to buy this? Every single game is a rehash or a 10 year old port.

Who is moronic enough to buy this?

Every single game is a rehash or a 10 year old port. You can buy games like Elden ring and monster hunter for half the price if Nintendo garbage. Every console has master class games for cheap and we still have Nintendo morons paying $100 for tech demos.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will have video games unlike PS5 and Xbox.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every game on switch can be emulated. looks like switch 2 will be as easily emulated too

      consoles have no games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it won't. The only reason Switch was emulated was because a huge security hole that was known and documented years before Switch launched.
        Switch 2 uses a custom SoC.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Switch 2 uses a custom SoC
          nope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We've known this for 2 years straight from Nvidia's servers, homie. Try to keep up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it will.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They teamed up with israelites now. Expect c&ds as soon as an emulator goes public

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >looks like switch 2 will be as easily emulated too
        You think any emulation dev would want to make a switch 2 emulator after what happened with the yuzu team?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          israelitetendo doesn't understand you cannot defeat PC aryan race, for one fallen 10 more will rise, stronger than ever.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            update update update

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >PC update race
            >PC no ownership race
            >PC subscription race
            lolol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              only tech illiterates ( switch users ) can't fix these lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>PC no ownership race
              In fact, on the PC you own your games more than on the Switch. You have accepted that Nintendo can take away your owned licenses in order to use the Nintendo Switch. On PC, no matter what GOG, for example, says in the contract, from the moment you download the backup of your game's installer, no one will ever take it away from you, or your right to play it.

              Note: but don't despair. If you're American, you have the right to run your own came copy on your own hardware EVEN if you don't follow the EULA. Nintendo will try to punish you by banning services, but it can't prevent you from playing your own game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's cool and all but I don't give a frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ports and tech demos*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still better than PS5 and Xbox

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top games of 2024 by metascore, direct comparison between PS5 and Switch.
      Blue = Not available on Switch.
      Red = Not available on PS5.
      Purple = Available on both.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Comparing Switch's twilight year to PS5's peak year and it still is this close
        lol
        lmao
        The and what? The last 7 years don't count?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s easier to make exclusives when you have a moronic fan base that will buy dlc, tech demos, and ports for $90.

          No one in the real world cares about exclusives. Both those consoles have good games yours doesn’t.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a moronic fan base that will buy dlc, tech demos, and ports for $90
            You should call out Sonygays like that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They put their games on sale

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So does Nintendo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok you tendies are just moronic copers. Go spend your $1000 on baby games and shitty console moron kys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have never seen a nintendo game on sale, ever.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >exclusives don't count!!!
            >cries
            >good games
            >wait a moment, installing
            >this will be finished in 3 hours
            >afterwards I will have to download a 100 GB day 1 patch on top of that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >afterwards I will have to download a 100 GB day 1 patch on top of that
              >Game still broken
              >Online connection and account required
              They can talk shit, but at least nintendo games WORK and you OWN them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Remember when the PS4 was announced and their thing was that you owned games and could lend them out to friends? Well, what happened to that? PS5 games are account bound most of the time. Remember when anons freaked out when it was revealed the PS4 controller would have a touch screen? I remember.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Remember when the PS4 was announced and their thing was that you owned games and could lend them out to friends?
                That's still a thing.

                >PS5 games are account bound most of the time.
                No they aren't?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one cares except you tendie morons. Every good game goes multiplat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cries
                >my live service games are good, because they are available on all shit platforms

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can’t play monster hunter or Elden ring
                >joycon breaks

                At least you have Mario right :^)!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                christ i forgot tendies are so cucked they have to buy new controllers lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The joycon is the worst first party controller of all time

                And they’ll line up for the next one

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the next one that has a hall effect no-drift patent?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no Monsta Hunta on Shitch
                >Elden Souls
                We got the actual properly made one called Dark Souls 1 without the remuhster "enhancements"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a PTDE texture/lighting mod went up for remastered recently so there is literally no reason to use PTDE anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dmc 5 is better than all that dog shit combined. The original ninja gaiden games too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bazztek?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Devil May Woke
                Disgusting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >woke
                but enough about nu-Zelda and Mario

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Devil May Woke doesn't let you see a butt, meanwhile on Shitch you get boobies...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >MUH PORN

                KYS fricking moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's it's naht a problem

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao its only censored on consoles you moron console warrior

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We got the actual properly made one called Dark Souls 1 without the remuhster "enhancements"
                Lol DS1 is the weakest souls game and even then the switch version is the worst version of the game as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, the current PC version is the objectively worst version.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.nexusmods.com/darksoulsremastered/mods/642
                nope, re-remastered completely negates everybody's complaints about the graphical regressions

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I can somewhat "fix" the garbage that I paid for (rental only)
                lolol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it's not because you can fix most of it with mods and your performance will still be better if you have a decent rig. Can't say the same for switch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just patch patch patch patch
                you sound moronic.
                >I pay for shit, because I can somewhat fix it up
                lol
                >yes, give me that piece of shit that the dog pooped out
                >I can make a cake out of it, see, hmmm tasty and well worth $60 + tip

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got the game in proper state on physical cart
                your argument is invalid
                cope

                >mindbroken by modding
                I'm not even a PCgay for fricks sake. Take your damn meds.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I got the game in proper state on physical cart
                your argument is invalid
                cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fricking moronic? Every game is loaded with updates and dlc

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Steamigger flips out
                lolol
                not on Shitch

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re an idiot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lololol
                cope, Steamigger
                I'm speaking truth, you are so mindbroken with all the updates and patches and crap and installations that you think its everywhere

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                morons like you is why gaming is shit and we have nintendo garbage to this day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my Saints Row is superb!!!
                >Nintendo is why there are no new games anymore for my Steam subscription
                lolollol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What are you even talking about? Anyways every single switch game has updated. Except for the ports which are 90% of the games lol.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >every single Switch game has updated
                100% false, moron.
                95% of the LRG releases for example have no updates whatsoever

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The previous years don't look that much better for the Switch, if you compare the two consoles directly. PS5 has way more and better videogames, but for the most part they're made by third-parties and are also available on other platforms. Switch has more exclusives, but way fewer games overall.
          "PS5 has no games" is only true if you already own a PC. But if you own a PC, Switch has no games either.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't steal games. That's for brown people like you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is this the best response you could come up with? "Y-you're brown!"
              Sad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is this the best response you could come up with? "Y-you're brown!"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "No games" always meant "no games that makes it worth purchasing this hardware over everything else", so exclusives.
            >Switch has more exclusives, but way fewer games overall.
            This also isn't true.
            Switch: 4569 games
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nintendo_Switch_games_(0%E2%80%93A)
            PS5: 663 games
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_5_games
            Even if you want to count PS4 BC as PS5 games, that still only 3350 more games
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_PlayStation_4_games

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And exclusives always meant games you couldn't play on another platform, including emulation

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >including emulation
                wrong

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but thats how it always was. just wait until bloodborne can be emulated and you will see

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it...it's
                >when I can Black person it, it doesn't count!!!
                tell me all about these totally superb PC exclusives
                oh there aren't any.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >"No games" always meant "no games that makes it worth purchasing this hardware over everything else", so exclusives.
              Again, if you own a PC, there's no reason to own a Switch either since 2021: by that point emulators were more than good enough. If you do not own a PC, where are you playing Elden Ring, Baldur's Gate 3 and RE4R? Well, definitely not on Switch.
              The thing is, I keep seeing PS5 (and Series X/S for that matter, to a lesser extent) getting a shitload of videogames every year. Most of what Switch gets is indies also available everywhere else, 10-year old ports, or remasters of even older games. But for some reason the narrative is that Switch is the only console with videogames..?

              >This also isn't true.
              I was talking about games worth playing, not shovelware. Just like Valve, Nintendo doesn't curate its store AT ALL. Anyone can publish anything at any time. Steam has 70-80 thousand games apparently but most of them are complete garbage, they're barely even games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't steal games. I'm not brown like you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I use Yuzu with like 20 Switch games I downloaded and Im a white, tax-paying citizen. I have a superior option available for free with no negative consequences on my part. You otoh spend hundreds on a dated handheld and use sunk cost fallacy to justify why being a brainrotted consumer is actually a good thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                half the switch fanbase is brown though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Again, if you own a PC, there's no reason to own a Switch either since 2021: by that point emulators were more than good enough
                Handhelds are comfy and I enjoy playing in the living room on the couch instead of at a desk sometimes
                >b-buh you can move your PC
                Not worth the hassle.
                Emulation also doesn't do much that the Switch doesn't. A solid majority of 60FPS patches just break shit and Switch games look fine enough on their intended screen.
                Not saying my PC is shit, I love PC gaming but my Switch still gets more than its fair share of use.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Handhelds are comfy
                Sure, and I agree. I always said the Switch is a great companion device, to complement a "big" device like a PC or a PS5 or even an Xbox. But on its own the Switch library is pretty bad, it can't play the vast majority of AAAs released after 2013. If I was forced to play on one and only one console for the next five years I'd choose a PS5 every time, I wouldn't think twice about it. It would be like choosing between a GBA and a PS2.
                But any time I say "the Switch is a successor to the 3DS, not the Wii U. It's a handheld, Nintendo abandoned the home console market because they couldn't keep up with the arms race," I get called names.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But on its own the Switch library is pretty bad, it can't play the vast majority of AAAs released after 2013
                That would be a decent argument to hold if AAA games themselves weren't garbage, especially on the western side.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah AAA aren't more than shit games with lots of people working on them lol

                I love this little thing

                >Again, if you own a PC, there's no reason to own a Switch either since 2021
                I have less reasons to use a PC these days since the Switch itself covers the games I mainly play (Japanese & indies) while mobile does the retro emulation part (it's only missing PS2). The form factor of the hybrid console is convenient.
                Games on the Japanese eshop tend to be much cheaper than getting games on Steam Europe too.
                >Just like Valve, Nintendo doesn't curate its store AT ALL. Anyone can publish anything at any time.
                That's the sole point of your post I can agree with, but it's still better than Sony regulating shit for "ethical standards".

                Basedboys use the amulation or the pirating nintendo is morally good, and then proceed to cry when the games don't work on their shitty pcs lol, also emulation on mobile is shit, just buy a psvita or one of those chinks knockoffs that do the same, why in the world would you want to play the game with screen controls lol!
                Portable + PC is just the way to go for gaming, many of the best DS games are shit to play on pc or on phone cause they were made for that special console, sure the switch might not have any compelling good point but hey, better than PS5 sloppa or xbox gamepass no?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I greatly enjoyed Baldur's Gate 3, Elden Ring and Resident Evil 4 Remake. Hi-Fi Rush was also pretty good. I'm going to buy the DLC for Elden Ring in a month, and upgrade my PC specifically for Monster Hunter Wilds a year from now. I'm not a fan of Ubisoft-likes usually, but everyone says Ghost of Tsushima is good so I may give it a try once it goes on sale.
                That's just stuff that came out over the last two years, all AAAs. Guess what they have in common? Available everywhere except on Switch. But now you're going to say that, ACTUALLY, these games are all bad.

                Uh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Was the DS argument that the switch isnt portable?
                Cause if that's what it was then it's fricking stupid lol, they made it connect to tv just cause they could and to try and get somw western market, everyone knows those japs only care about playing gacha, mobile or portable shit on their way to work lol. The switch is a portable console.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone knows those japs only care about playing gacha, mobile or portable shit on their way to work lol.
                Do you have anything to back up your claims, or is it just your made up bullshit?
                Ring Fit Adventure which has to be played on TV sold over 3 million copies in Japan. That's more than any PS4 or PS5 game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Handheld console trannies can't come up with a better argument so they just use the tired old ''no gaems'' meme ( even if alot of them are indeed shit like movie games that essentially play themselves but still ) normalgays ( which is the main userbase of Switch ) have no awareness that other things exist outside the Switch eco-system so when Nintendo shits out mediocre lazy rehash ( like TotK ) they think its something new and innovative even though everyone else already played this 2 decades ago, combine that with sunk cost fallacy and no wonder the Nintendo fanbase is called a cult, who in their minds would pay for already outdated hardware on its launch and 20 fps 480p quality? Thats right, normal cattle and fanboys AND third worlders ( which is like 50% of Switch userbase tbh ).
                Its pretty funny seeing Valve and others shit out a better handheld than Nintendo but they still have to cope with le ''flop'' narrative just because its not a normalgay tier.
                Anyone smart or able to do so bought a PC and is only on PC because you get 99% of the games for free and 60fps with great resolution for only a slightly higher price than buying a fricking Switch but alas we live in a world where nostalgia is so strong it turns consumers into brainless slaves for corporations.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wordswordswords trannime decksnoy who sucks off OoT

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tendieswitchzoomers can't read because of 5 seconds without any Nintendo product to drool over
                pottery

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ninte do games don't rquire you to read as they're aimed at literal toddlers
                >tendies can't read
                Curious...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                PC for home gaymen and (modded) Switch OLED for mobile gaming thougheverbeit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's even worse with nincels is that they have no issues being hypocritical. If a Playstation exclusive is available on PS4 and PS5 this is somehow a negative for Sony but if Nintendo re-re-releases Twilight Princess Remastered pseudo-HD on the Switch 2, this is based and a win for them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Again, if you own a PC, there's no reason to own a Switch either since 2021
                I have less reasons to use a PC these days since the Switch itself covers the games I mainly play (Japanese & indies) while mobile does the retro emulation part (it's only missing PS2). The form factor of the hybrid console is convenient.
                Games on the Japanese eshop tend to be much cheaper than getting games on Steam Europe too.
                >Just like Valve, Nintendo doesn't curate its store AT ALL. Anyone can publish anything at any time.
                That's the sole point of your post I can agree with, but it's still better than Sony regulating shit for "ethical standards".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And 100 of those switch games are alarm clock ultima edition. And 100 are hentai girlies 3. And 100 are mobile games. And 100 are depression quest. And 100 are Wii U games. And 4 are apps for virtual console games. And 100 are arcade archives games.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >PS5: 663 games
              now give me the actual exclusives.
              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games
              12 games
              TWELVE games
              wait a moment
              Demon's Souls is a PS3 game
              ELEVEN games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shitting yourself over muh exclusives in 2024
                Also Demon's Souls DOES count because it's better than the PS3 version in every single way except 1 and that's the fact that Yuria's outfit was better in the PS3 version.
                Besides that the remake is superior.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's better
                lol no, the Blue Haired homosexuals raped the original art style.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah they didn't
                The souls games were always westabooshit. They just went full circle. And there was almost no "original art style" to begin with. What you recall as an "artstyle" was mostly just corner cutting and reusing assets as much as possible because it was basically an indie game.
                I played both and the PS5 version is better.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >better
                opinion discarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Twilight years is typically when you see some of the best games of the console, as tools have matured and devs know how to squeeze everything out from the aging hardware. It's only after the following generation has actually released when you start to see mostly shovelware.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This hasn't been true for at least three generations now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a sad year for vidya

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >List of good games I can play on my PC this year
        Thanks Anon!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay and which are on pc?
        If you don't have a pc you shouldn't post here
        >But emulation
        That's a valid argument but that proves switch actually HAS games, unlike Xbox and playstation

        If you have a pc and don't want a 3ds, you'd be moronic to buy anything other than a switch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but i emulate Playstation and Switch both so thats not really an argument outside of typical buzzword spam from /v

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Okay and which are on pc?
          See:

          The previous years don't look that much better for the Switch, if you compare the two consoles directly. PS5 has way more and better videogames, but for the most part they're made by third-parties and are also available on other platforms. Switch has more exclusives, but way fewer games overall.
          "PS5 has no games" is only true if you already own a PC. But if you own a PC, Switch has no games either.

          >"PS5 has no games" is only true if you already own a PC. But if you own a PC, Switch has no games either.
          And:

          >"No games" always meant "no games that makes it worth purchasing this hardware over everything else", so exclusives.
          Again, if you own a PC, there's no reason to own a Switch either since 2021: by that point emulators were more than good enough. If you do not own a PC, where are you playing Elden Ring, Baldur's Gate 3 and RE4R? Well, definitely not on Switch.
          The thing is, I keep seeing PS5 (and Series X/S for that matter, to a lesser extent) getting a shitload of videogames every year. Most of what Switch gets is indies also available everywhere else, 10-year old ports, or remasters of even older games. But for some reason the narrative is that Switch is the only console with videogames..?

          >This also isn't true.
          I was talking about games worth playing, not shovelware. Just like Valve, Nintendo doesn't curate its store AT ALL. Anyone can publish anything at any time. Steam has 70-80 thousand games apparently but most of them are complete garbage, they're barely even games.

          >If you do not own a PC, where are you playing Elden Ring, Baldur's Gate 3 and RE4R? Well, definitely not on Switch.
          And also:

          >Handhelds are comfy
          Sure, and I agree. I always said the Switch is a great companion device, to complement a "big" device like a PC or a PS5 or even an Xbox. But on its own the Switch library is pretty bad, it can't play the vast majority of AAAs released after 2013. If I was forced to play on one and only one console for the next five years I'd choose a PS5 every time, I wouldn't think twice about it. It would be like choosing between a GBA and a PS2.
          But any time I say "the Switch is a successor to the 3DS, not the Wii U. It's a handheld, Nintendo abandoned the home console market because they couldn't keep up with the arms race," I get called names.

          >The Switch is a great companion device, to complement a "big" device like a PC or a PS5 or even an Xbox. But on its own the Switch library is pretty bad, it can't play the vast majority of AAAs released after 2013.

          >If you don't have a pc you shouldn't post here
          This

          Is this the best response you could come up with? "Y-you're brown!"
          Sad.

          is also me. I don't own a PS5, but IF I did own one and nothing else I'd be able to play all of this

          I greatly enjoyed Baldur's Gate 3, Elden Ring and Resident Evil 4 Remake. Hi-Fi Rush was also pretty good. I'm going to buy the DLC for Elden Ring in a month, and upgrade my PC specifically for Monster Hunter Wilds a year from now. I'm not a fan of Ubisoft-likes usually, but everyone says Ghost of Tsushima is good so I may give it a try once it goes on sale.
          That's just stuff that came out over the last two years, all AAAs. Guess what they have in common? Available everywhere except on Switch. But now you're going to say that, ACTUALLY, these games are all bad.

          [...]
          Uh?

          . With a Switch I wouldn't be able to. So which one is the "no-game console" exactly.
          If it's not an exclusive it doesn't count as a videogame? I don't get it. Why are people rooting for exclusives. Why are PC players of all people rooting for exclusives, did everyone forget when we had to wait two years for the privilege of getting a shitty port? Assuming companies even bothered to port their games.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I understand that it's only going to anger you when this happens, but I would fully expect backports of those games for Switch 2. Just like the Switch got a big list of "best-of" ports from the PS360 generation, Switch 2 is going to get a lot of current gen games well after release. I fully expect Baldurs Gate 3.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would that anger me, I WANT that to happen. I want every company to release their games on every platform.

              We've known this for 2 years straight from Nvidia's servers, homie. Try to keep up.

              It's going to be as "custom" as Steam Deck's Van Gogh is a "custom" APU. It's a cut-down version of Orin T234.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty custom. They've changed it from 4 CPU cores to 8, put it on a smaller process, and backported some features from Lovelace. But yes that is the automotive chip they based it on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mm, but the rog ally x will be able to play all those switch game better than anything nintendo could ever slop on nintenslob's plates.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The T239 is faster than 7840U. It’s not Asus’s fault, blame AMD being light years behind nvidia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      web has video games for free that are more innovative and interesting than anything Nigtendo shat out in the last few years, your point?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually
        Switch has no games
        PS5 has no games
        Xbox has no games
        Switch 2 will have no games
        PC has the games
        i win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Debatable. OP isn't wrong when he says they're shitting out too many ports and remakes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tendoslaves don't want to hear the truth though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It will have 70 dollar DLC and remakes of childslop I played 15 years ago on the Wii and GCN.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It will have video games unlike PS5 and Xbox.
      Except the ones that matter like Capcom, fromsoftware and Sega. Astrobot is already looking better than Mario.
      Unless the new Zelda is exclusive to the switch 2 I ain't upgrading.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Astrobot is already looking better than Mario.how so? please be specific.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice. Now can you answer my question?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Recent Mario games don't even have half this content or different play styles. It's samey and repetitive. It's carried largely by the brand name rather than the quality. The last truly good Mario game was Galaxy 2 though Odyssey was enjoyable enough.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                3D World is really good, a lot of 64 fanboys just wrote it off for being linear.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It will have video games unlike PS5 and Xbox.
                Except the ones that matter like Capcom, fromsoftware and Sega. Astrobot is already looking better than Mario.
                Unless the new Zelda is exclusive to the switch 2 I ain't upgrading.

                PS5 astrobot is lame compared to odyssey, even Wonder have more variation. Anyway I really want to play astro new game since I love mario-like games, but I have low expectations, Astro is not doing anything new, just copypaste what mario has done before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have no love for consoles but if this old tired reddit joke was real why would people buy Xbox and PS5 if there truly were no games to be played?
      >inb4 brand
      thats Switch's specialty.
      also samegayging won't make it funny for the 99th time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most casuals buy ps5s primarily for cod, fifa, fortnite etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder PS3 had more exclusives than switch has now:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_3-only_games
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nintendo_Switch-only_games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        um PS3 can be emulated so it has zero exclusives :^)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PS3
        >18 years old
        >180 games

        >Switch
        >7 years old
        >174 games (soon to pass PS3, more than the PS4 and PS5 combined)
        Are you moronic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm just not a hypocrite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The post that mindbroke the ENTIRETY of Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this, I’m surprised the thread didn’t end here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because its not true no matter what you console war Black folk say, the games are shite in most cases but they are still there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is true, all of it.
          Shitch as shitty as it is, has the most exclusive games and the most fun games.
          Cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >most exclusive and fun games
            lol lmao
            all on PC
            shitch has nothing to play that gamecube didn't already have.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will buy one because it makes pc vegans like you seethe endlessly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pc vegan?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll have games. Something you know nothing about esl.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling for Metroid Prime 4

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eric got up on the wrong side of they/their rainbow flag bed today so it seems.
    Was there a bad State of Play or something recently?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Outside of VR and playroom it was a bunch of also available on PC announcements. Nearly everything had DEI in it too.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a handheld anon, that's where most of the appeal is.

    Handheld but the games aren't held back by basically 10 year old technology is appealing.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait till chinese perfect their snapdragon android switch-alikes just to emulate gamecube, dreamcast, ps2 and maybe 7th gen x86 titles. The only thing switch has going for it is local multiplayer and i don't have kids to play mariokart with yet.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sonysissies are already scared and the system hasn't even been announced yet lmao

    can't wait, this is going to be hilarious

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see those bogged Switch assets at true 720p on 1080p display with TAA on

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Exclusives don't count because of emulation
    This is a whole new level of cope. Never mind the fact that 99% of people don't emulate anything more complex than GBA games.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tendies have no standards so they will happily eat up this console slop

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no intention of buying the console, but I honestly can't wait to what abortion gamefreak is going to slop out for switch 2
    there's some morbid part of me that enjoys watching the absolute state of pokemon

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Every console has master class games for cheap
    Name three that aren't on PC.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every children and tendie manchildren that fell for the last one.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they're so anally devastated they're churning out wall of texts no one is going to read
    oh this is too fricking funny

    nintendo derangement syndrome is real

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im only buying one for MP4 or any Metroid game.

    Otherwise, couldnt give a frick about the bing bing wahoos or Zeldaslop

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to buy a nintendo handheld unless they return to the comfy dual screen clamshell design
    otherwise it's just an inferior 'eck

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's so hurt and trying so hard to make tendies feel his pain lmao

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's backwards compatable with Switch games, so the Mig Switch carts will work on day 1.

    But I would wait for the Switch 2 OLED, as the first version is LCD.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are tendies so compelled to make strawmans like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nintendo cult in one image ( the blue )

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You never saw famitsu threads?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Famistu threads are particularly awful specifically BECAUSE of the schizos screaming bloody murder about how much they hate nintendo. When those morons actually get banned, the discussion doesn't even fill a single thread and dies out naturally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grrr I AM SILLY
      Thanks for playing, nincel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao snoys are so easy to bait. just point out reality and they'll start seething and deflecting as they do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fixed that for you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean this board has Nintendo and tendies as a protected class tbh, too often i get banned for saying a single negative thing about tendo but if its said by a tendie its okay and he gets no ban.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >too often i get banned for saying a single negative thing about tendo
            there is so much implied but unsaid by this

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              moron outs himself and is too dumb to notice.
              Basically sayin':
              >Jannies don't let me shit post and ban me for shit posting
              Dude didn't even write a lot of his words right. He doesn't meet the minimum requirement of posting on this website.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day third worlder

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the only thing i dared to do was criticise TotK and boom ban meanwhile the erictroony guy keeps running free derailing threads.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the only thing i dared to do was criticise TotK
                there is SO much implied but unsaid by this
                >erictroony guy keeps running free derailing threads
                advice: do not go in threads that are made by and populated by one insane spammer who seems to enjoy mod protection

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The erictroony guy is responding to eric, who is 1000000x the schizo and shitposter that guy responding to him is. He starts nearly 90% of the Totk threads just to shitpost and derail them because Nintendo cooked his brain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ladies, please, both the lunatic and his less crazy hate-simp are insufferable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like red

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't read but fixed it for you again
          Also holy frick what's with the wordspam? Are you having a melty or are you just a leftist?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy fricking seethe

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not the one who typed out the word wall of seethe though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are the one that didn't bother recoloring the Sony flavored text so you fell into the 2018 trap of being really lazy about making something you saw anti-Nintendo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >know your meme filename

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't have it saved sorry 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        add: yes, and red doesn't matter because I can steal red and play it on blue!!!!! (this means he got nothing to play, otherwise why bother?)

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vtubertroony
    this is getting worse by the minute

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am going to keep playing my switch and enjoy the experience while you spend all your time seething on Ganker because your shit console has no good games to play.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure buddy why are you here seething then? instead of playing those ''games''

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally zero reason to get the Switch 2 until it gets an exclusive Zelda game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope it's more of a 3DS rather than just a DSi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are you on about? We've known for 2 years now that Nintendo went above and beyond to make it a proper generational upgrade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there won't be anything worthwhile from Nintendo anymore
      BotW was a lighting in a bottle
      TotK was lazy asset flip remake
      the next Zelda will be fully DEI'd
      BotW already had few signs of this but now that Nintendo started embracing it in the last few years its over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it has full BC then that's reason alone tbh. Being able to play Switch 1 games at better performance before even talking about enhancement patches would be a great selling point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Switch 2 could ever have BC
        lmao there are people who genuiely believe Nintendo won't try to sell you the games you bought all over again? kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've done it before with the Wii U and Wii. And 3DS and DS. And Wii and Gamecube. And DS and GBA.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Snoys belieing Sony invented BC is the most hilarious thing ever. Then they go and buy the same game for the 3rd time

          >a moronic fan base that will buy dlc, tech demos, and ports for $90
          You should call out Sonygays like that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how does that relate to my post?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nintendo always included BC whenever it was possible. BC on Switch 2 is possible

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name a AAA game in the last 5 years that's worth playing and that the Switch doesn't have.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Devil May Cry 5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Technically it isn't AAA it's AA but it's so fricking good and high quality it might as well be AAA since it BFTOs many AAA games

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just read a fricking book if your are Ganker. Otherwise PC.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy one right away if it gets hacked like the original Switch.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to see the meltdown when this thing blows past the PS5 in just a couple of years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sales homosexualry should be equal mental illness category as trannies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's already begun...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it has already begun
          your transition? have a nice day freak
          console kiddos should get banned from here

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH!
    Don't support your hobby by purchasing what interests you!!!!!!!
    It's... that's... THAT'S SHILLING! CONSUMERISM!!!!!

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    people who consume products for brand recognition to be part of the said group and feel like belonging somewhere, so people who don't care about vidya.
    If you care about vidya buy a PC.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute. Switch 2 isn't an inside joke around here,, but an actual thing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no its a cope made up by trans tendies because they have no games to play

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek'd.
        Almost as laughable as the ps5

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon, Nintendo is making a new system that's an iteration on their most successful product to date. Shocking I know.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An iteration that has near zero innovation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Geez, you're coming off as VERY sympathetic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you'll have to be satisfied with the same level of innovation as a Playstation or Xbox iteration.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure they'll innovate again. Like the gyro, or HD rumble Sony shamelessly copied. It's just won't be the main feature

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's real. Nintendo's president has promised to announce their next system within the year, and described it as a successor to the switch rather than a new concept.

      Moreover, thanks to the Nvidia leak, we have very specific specs for the processing hardware. We're looking at a Switch 2 that's around as powerful as a PS4 Pro, but with modern features like DLSS and much more memory.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch 2
        >powerful as PS4-pro
        LMAO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're not wrong. It will be even more powerful since PS4 Pro was just a PS4 with all the additional power going towards crappy checkerboard rendering.
          Switch 2 will have all that power to use on games while DLSS will take care of upscaling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            keep dreaming
            you will get 30fps 980p and you WILL slop it up

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              On Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, maybe.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep. Nintendo co-developed a custom chip with Nvidia, based on their automotive SoC line. It's called the T239 and it's beefy. We have exhaustive details on its specs and capabilities straight from Nvidia. It's easily PS4 Pro level in raw power. It's also so much newer than the PS4 Pro, so the developers will be able to do a lot more with it. Shit, it has raytracing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice schizo day dream

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The leaked documents from the Nvidia are completely real. As are the shipping manifests that show it having 12GB RAM.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *the Nvidia hack

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >12GB RAM.
                Not him but regardless if this shit is actually real or not, 12 gigs isn't the best thing to have. Keep in mind a bunch of higher end games today just eat up memory like candy and it's not helped by third party template engines such as UE5 being shit with memory management separate from the OS memory management.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's more memory than the Xbox Series S. And that's honestly the important bar to clear. If they can approach Series S performance, they are set to receive easy ports of anything from the current gen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's more memory than the Xbox Series S. And that's honestly the important bar to clear. If they can approach Series S performance, they are set to receive easy ports of anything from the current gen.

                The PS5 only has like 12.5 usable RAM since the OS is so bloated. Assuming Switch 2 also has a stripped down OS it won't be that far behind the PS5 in terms of usable RAM. I do concede that with raytracing only 12GB total could be a concern. But frick raytracing so who cares.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The PS5 only has like 12.5 usable RAM
                It's 13.5, not 12.5: the OS requires 2.5GB. Also it's not that it's bloated for no reason, but it allows you to do other "stuff" like encoding and streaming, which requires a bit of RAM. Even just rendering higher resolution UI elements requires a bit more RAM.
                >only 12GB total could be a concern
                12GB is plenty for a PS4-tier device. Assuming the OS is going to require 2GB (It may even be just 1GB, but let's assume 2GB), it's more RAM than on Series S.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wow, I can stream, that makes wasting 2.5 GB worth it
                who the FRICK streams and do "other stuff"?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I often stream games to my friends on Discord. Or stream games to my tablet and play from bed. With a PC I mean, but you can do the same with a PS5. It's a cool feature.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >cool
                >stream games to muh tablet
                Why not simply take the Switch and have no input lag instead?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because Death Stranding doesn't run on Switch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Paper Boy Walking Simulator
                not even once
                but they could move that onto a movie Blu-ray.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I thought I'd heard it was 3.5GB. It's also fair to say that those features aren't bloat even though I think they'd be a waste of memory on a Switch or Switch 2. I will be a bit upset if Switch 2's OS isn't as lean as the Switch's. Partly because I appreciate the no nonsense "this is a gaming machine only" attitude but also since I think for a hybrid system every byte of memory that can be saved from having to be OS reserve is precious, much more so than on a home console. It's why I get annoyed when morons complain about not having any flashy themes for a screen they look at for a few seconds before playing a game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                exactly.
                for a portable console it would even be more moronic, but for a home console?
                why waste gigabytes of RAM for the potential of streaming shit, which basically no one uses anyway. it bogs the system down for no reason.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What I don't understand is why they use expensive GDDR6 for the OS, both Sony and Microsoft do this. Wouldn't it be cheaper if they used shitty-ass DDR4 instead? Literally the slowest, cheapest DDR4 chip they can find: who cares if it's garbage, it's for a console OS and nothing else. Even with Windows, which is more bloated than a console OS, you can't really tell the difference between DDR4 2133MHz (the very first DDR4 sticks ran at this speed) and 3600MHz.
                Or rather, Microsoft did use slow GDDR6 for the OS. That's probably the better choice, so they don't have to use a different memory controller. But Sony uses the same exact RAM for both games and OS, it seems like a waste.

                exactly.
                for a portable console it would even be more moronic, but for a home console?
                why waste gigabytes of RAM for the potential of streaming shit, which basically no one uses anyway. it bogs the system down for no reason.

                You're right, no one needs voice chat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                voice chat is game specific
                >i need voice chat in my single player gaem

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ps4pro portable? Thats better than the steam handheld, isn't it?
        I can play Rdr2 outside? Hard to believe.

        I guess you'll have to be satisfied with the same level of innovation as a Playstation or Xbox iteration.

        I do agree that innovation is defacto non-existent nowadays.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Steam Deck is over 2 years old, and it runs games written for Windows through an abstraction layer. It's literally a worst case scenario for performance, but the compatibility is the selling point. Nintendo can easily outdo the Steam Deck.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Steam Deck
            It was supposed to come out in 2021, Valve delayed it because the software wasn't ready (it arguably wasn't ready at launch either). RDNA2 from 2020, Zen2 is from 2019. So, technologically speaking, it's even older than that.
            The Switch 2 was supposed to come out in 2022, according to leakers. But Ampere is also from 2020, so... it's not going to be THAT much better than a Deck.

            >it runs games written for Windows through an abstraction layer
            Yeah, but the SoC runs at freaking 15W, the battery dies in two hours, the fan sounds like a jet engine and the device weighs over 600g. The Switch 2 is probably going to max out at 3-4W in handheld mode.

            It's pretty custom. They've changed it from 4 CPU cores to 8, put it on a smaller process, and backported some features from Lovelace. But yes that is the automotive chip they based it on.

            >4 CPU cores to 8
            T234 has 12 cores.
            >put it on a smaller process
            Proof? Never heard of this.
            >backported some features from Lovelace
            The only source of this is MLID. Also, "backported features" doesn't mean much: what features, to improve what.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              T239 is based on Orin Nano which has 6 A78AE CPU cores. It switches them for 8 A78C cores which are better suited for gaming.
              >The only source of this is MLID
              He doesn't know jack shit.
              From the Nvidia hack we know it has Lovelace features like clock gating and newer generation tensor cores, Lovelace NVENC and NVDEC instead of older Ampere versions.
              It also has File Decompression Engine which is a completely new addition

              Kopite was right on the money with the existence of T239 but got some specifics wrong. It being 8nm is just an assumption because Orin is on 8nm.
              There's no confirmation for a smaller node, but judging from what we know
              >T239 has 1536 cores which is much more than anyone expected. At 8nm it would be huge and take a lot of power to run to the point a 1024 core SoC on 8nm clocked higher would be smaller, cheaper and just as performant. If they're going this big, there planning to make use of it
              >T239 was designed after Nvidia moved to 4nm for the series 4000 cards
              >4nm is beneficial for Nintendo: better battery life, better yields, less money spent on cooling

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >through an abstraction layer
            Meaning?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Meaning effectively nothing, WINE/Proton are a compatibility layer and these days there's basically no performance difference, sometimes it's better or stamps out bugs like Elden Ring's stutters being better on Steam Deck than on PC close to release. It's a "doesn't count" ignorance argument

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Fallout NV be on this one? That's the only way I will consider it.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >j-just emulate
    How's gravity rush 1 and 2 going? Bloodborne? Any online switch game?
    >d-doesn't count!!
    Yep that's an emuvegan thread.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is ass blasted because of nintendo's success.
    Reminder that the switch is on track to outsell the PS2. Casuals don't care about emulation or other such nonsense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Casuals don't care about emulation or other such nonsense.
      Yeah, and as an enthusiast myself, I've never understood people who give a shit about sales numbers of a fricking corporation. It's pathetic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sales directly impact the kind of games you will get in the future. If a game I like sells well it means more games I like. Why is this so hard for you homosexuals to understand?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PS2 will never get outsold no matter how many times you jerk off about it, its simply the best console there ever was and will be.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who is moronic enough to buy this?
    Me. I gave away my Switch but there's still Switch games I want to play like Weegee's Mansion, Metroid, ToTK and more. Last game I got to play on my Switch was Unicorn Overlord and I put in a good 180hrs into that game. Can't wait for Switch 2, I'm going to buy it day one. Just waiting for official reveal and confirmation so I can slowly to buying used Switch games at a cheap price.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They can't do the same thing either. It's Video Game Law.
    Releasing Zelda BOTW and Mario Odyssey was lucky for them.
    And then they had Pokémon Let's Go, Splatoon 2, and Smash Ultimate.
    They were very lucky.
    Notice how these first drop of games released during the first year were from returning players.
    Not to mention Mario Kart 8 Deluxe if you didn't know what to buy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much
      Switch 2 won't outsell Switch 1 and Nintendo is only a one trick pony after all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Switch 2 won't outsell Switch 1

        >An unreleased console won't outsell a console that's been selling for 8years
        Wow, we got Nostradamus reborn here fellas. Any more gems inside that brain? Please, anything? I'll buy you a family sized case of tide pod snack'ems.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you even trust modern Nintendo to make fun games? I don’t

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are their misses? Flops? Point them out for me, are they in the room right now?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              90% of their games are ports from iwata days dumb frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >90% of their games are ports
                Ports? Ports from the Wii U that only lived for 2 years? Switch is close to being 8years old. That doesn't make any fricking sense moron. How could they port games for 4x the previous console's life? Get a trip so I can ignore your stupidity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you consider "Iwata days?" The Wii U era? That console that you didn't buy or play and thus it wouldn't matter if the Switch got a port from it in the first place? You morons don't ever stick with a consistent form of logic, do you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why does it make you seethe?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because I hate it when someone argues a wrong point. Only way some anon can get me to quiet down and leave is by dunking me with facts.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Backwards compatibility is going to be so much more of a selling point than a drip-feed of Wii U ports. It's the exact same BC approach as the Xbox and PS5, so we can expect the Switch 2 to run Switch games with a new performance profile. It's up in the air whether it will require per-game updates to yield performance gains like the PS5, or if it will work on everything like the Xbox. But it's happening.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kinda fun tech demo
    vs.
    >same game i played 5 years ago but with a bigger number on the cover this time
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come on bro.. Nintendo has been releasing the same game for 20 years

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many Wii U ports or just ports in general also remakes going for 80$ will make up most of its library

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already ported all the Wii U games. The only ones left are Xenoblade X and... uhh... Paper Mario Color Splash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How many Wii U ports or just ports in general also remakes going for 80$ will make up most of its library
      Outside of Wii U, I can find used Switch games for $25 and under on Ebay. $70 for a game? Frick no, but I'll buy a game I want to try for $25 or $30.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Buy two at launch.
    2. Wait for CFW-enabling exploit.
    3. Keep one, sell second as piracy-capable unit for twice the initial purchase price to recoup your money.
    4. If no exploit surfaces, sell both around Christmas at or a bit above cost to recoup money.
    Bonus: If there's a furby rush on the things the first Christmas after release, sell both for double purchase price.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We might expect a Sony and Nintendo merger. There's literally no hype or even breadcrumbs on the internet for this to happen though.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who IS moronic enough to buy a system that's turning out to be more powerful than a fricking Steam Deck and more powerful than a PS4, representing the biggest graphical leap Nintendo has taken since the N64 to Gamecube?

    Who IS moronic enough to buy a system that's attracted Square Enix back to Nintendo hard enough that they're dropping Sony's exclusivity money?

    Who IS moronic enough to buy a system with hall effect sticks out of the box?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch 2
      >more powerful than Deck
      LMAO tendies should stop gooning to Zelda NTR for once to regain their sanity

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We have see the processor in the shipping data and the GPU is indeed the one from the nvidia hack. 3tflops and DLSS. roughly series S level.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Until it's released we wont' know. Nintendo has enough originals and exclusives to warrant the purchase price of a Switch 2. I'm dying for a Zelda OoT remake and a Metroid Prime 4.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God you are pathetic. Go play ninja gaiden.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Go play ninja gaiden.
            But that's not Zelda...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love it. Breaking the new Zelda games is half the fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you want to talk about the specs that have leaked or do you want to play mad libs with buzzwords

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh leaked
          frick off or else i am going to leak my cum all over your face

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we know its exact part list from its shipping data my dude
            >MT62F768M64D4EK-026, 12GB of LPDDR5X RAM, higher RAM bandwidth than steam deck
            >THGJFGT1E45BAILHW0, 256GB UFS 3.1 onboard storage, manufacturer kioxia
            >GMLX30-R-A1, direct confirmation of the T239 chip in the nvidia leaks
            >model number HGU1100, with 1110 reserved for left joycon, 1120 reserved for right, and 1130 for dock
            >dock has an ethernet controller built into it
            >still has NFC/RFID reader for amiibos

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo can make as many consoles as it likes but it will never give you this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah when nintendo generates a jpeg it's 1920x1080

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bro you'll never get a game featuring this shitty Camelot OC character
      Thank you Nintendo

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he wont buy a launch unit for easy hacking
    Did you learn nothing from all the previous launches? God i love my hacked switch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't be so sure, it took years for a software method to crop up and the easiest way of hacking a later system is still through hardware modification. Launch units were only hackable because of a SoC fault unique to the Tegra chip and shorting a joycon rail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cybersecurity analyst here. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"_______ here"

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's for children, rehashing the same game every 10 years doesn't matter when it's made for kids that are 10yo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol most the people buying them are neckbeards desperately chasing nostalgia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's true, but it's not the target audience.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies how do you feel about botw's director abandoning you for gachashit?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 words
    physical carts with the whole game on it lol
    >masta class
    how many exclusives?
    2?
    >lists remasteres and other bullcrap
    2 games it is.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill take 2 so i can trade pokemon with myself

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies are pathetic. Who the hell still console warriors in 2024? PC is objectively the best system because it has the most games, simple as, now stop fapping to underpowered hardware and actually play some vidya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they got no vidya to play besides remakes and remasters so they spend their time defending Nintendo online for (free)

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IGN would buy it just to play Zelda. Depending on theur HUSH money, it'll be successful for the Xenoshitters, the ones that are actually going to buy this console and stay.
    Exclusives need consoles but it's up to Nintendo to decide if theur IP needs more. The console having BC just leaves them bankrupt for the next one.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is moronic enough to buy this?

    Every single game is a rehash or a 10 year old port. You can buy systems like the Switch and series S for half the price if Sony garbage. Every console has the same games for cheap and we still have Sony morons paying $500 for shitty PCs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >b-but whataboutism
      absolutely mindbroken
      consoles in 2024 are a waste of money except maybe Deck because unlike Nintendo, Valve doesn't cheap out to make quality components.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How does Elden Ring run on Switch? I'm looking for benchmarks on YouTube but I can't find anything, weird, why is that? Also, does it support cross-saves? It would be great if I could play on my Switch, save, and then keep playing on PC.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't thats the thing
            Switch will fricking explode if you try to play anything other bing bing wahoo slop

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not a PCgay but even I know the deck is much better than the switch specs wise.
          Most of the games you'd play on your switch could be played on the deck with much better performance and depending on the game it's performance won't be much different than a regular PC.
          Also deck has access to emulation while switch does not.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How does Elden Ring run on Switch? I'm looking for benchmarks on YouTube but I can't find anything, weird, why is that? Also, does it support cross-saves? It would be great if I could play on my Switch, save, and then keep playing on PC.

            >missing the point so hard
            lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, you missed the point. It's way more powerful than a Switch, I don't have to buy the same game twice, and the saves are shared.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >quality
        >software sucks dick
        >YOU are the unpaid tester for THEM
        wow, Valve QA

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Switch had an amazing library and I doubt there'll be a Switch 2 emulator anytime soon. Might as well buy the Switch 2 and CFW it ASAP.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If nintendo uses nvidia's tensor core shit and whatever the frick else that could be in the chip for their new platform then not amount of PC hardware will brute force emulation for it. Even thinking otherwise is a fools errand unless someone manages to leak the entire documentation before it releases.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emutrannies are real uppity today for some reason

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troonytrannies are real uppity today for some reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are always like that. That's their entire existence.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a relatively good PC (i910900, RTX3090, a 'gaymer' monitor whose average input lag is lower than a fricking CRT, etc) and I also have a Switch.
    The Switch isn't able to offer an acceptable gaming experience in the vast majority of cases. I'd say that 90% of the time I spent playing on the Nintendo Switch, I wasn't getting the best possible experience, mainly because of the high input lag, resolution below HD (720p) at certain times, very unstable frame rate, or all of this together at the same time.
    Still, I think it's the only acceptable thing to use alongside the PC. I have a PS4 that I bought with my brother and we only play Gran Turismo, and even then rarely. And the Xbox is basically a worse PC these days. So the Switch, even though it's pretty terrible, still makes a OK combination with the PC. And yes, emulation allows for a better experience with some games, but there are others that simply don't work properly on emulators, especially when you go outside the mainstream (Densha de Go, for example).

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is moronic to buy modern PCs (aka Xbox aka PS5)?
    vid related doesn't included the hour long installation lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when Sony had a mandate during PS2 days when the actual game had to start within X seconds of booting it?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo where the direct leaks at

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will buy 2 units at launch just to spit at (You)

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Games don’t exist in general anymore it’s all a psyop by the Big Game.

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