Who is the target audience for 1+ hr videos? Do you really watch them?

Who is the target audience for 1+ hr videos? Do you really watch them? Or do people just use it as a white background noise? I just can't comprehend it

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course nobody actually watches them. It's background noise.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Background noise for moronic zoomies

      What is the purpose of this? So they can zero on random bits and pretend they have an opinion? Or are they seriously just that lonely that listening to a loser talk about how much of a fricking loser he is makes them feel like they have a friend?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find it helpful to go to sleep. In silence I just start thinking about everything and anything. My mind can't settle down. With a voice talking in the background it calms my mind.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get a girlfriend.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            A girl yapping in the background is not easier to sleep to than some YT video. For one thing, she gets pissed when you're not listening.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              incel

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats even worse

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have intense ADHD brain so having background noise while playing mindless shit or games without any real story makes it easier to focus. I don't watch these multi hour video essays though. nobodies opinion on anything warrants that much fricking time spent listening to it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it's the same with how people listened to radio. I'm at work and in the background I'm listening podcasts or this kind of stuff.

        Similarly when I'm playing a game like recently Kingdoms of Amalur I might listen to something in the background or when I'm on a long drive.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        reminder that the people making these posts have never done household chores in their life and thus have no concept of "hands occupied, mind free"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the purpose of constantly making threads about it?

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are at least a few billion people in the civilised world, i'm sure at least a few million have the genes to enjoy shit like this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      20 hour analysis on gamebyro plebshit? masaka baka

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Background noise for moronic zoomies

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched most of this guys stuff but recently he kinda lost me with the rant about how Serana should be a b***h to the protag because she was raped (massive incel vibes) and in his latest video he fricking uses a screencap of a post he made here fricking ages ago. Screencapping your own posts on an anonymous user board is cringe, then putting it in your YT video is fricking excessive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Serana should be a b***h to the protag because she was raped
      I don't understand the connection between those two things but it's moot anyway because she wasn't raped. She willingly had sex with Molag Bal.

      I will never understand the simping for Serena. She's an obnoxious c**t that fricked a daedric prince for power and doesn't regret it. She still fricking wears his emblem. What is there to like?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the guy who got asshurt about Ganker criticizing Elden Ring and cried about halfway into the video

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    These videos are just recaps of the game with light commentary and are structured poorly. They should really just do heavily edited let's players or Matthewmatosis style commentaries.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologies for not meeting mandatory 8+ hours mark, but if anons don't mind, I'd like to shill my small channel here.
    It all started as me wanting to make one video to make anons play INFRA, but then I discovered that I quite enjoy doing this thing and I am already 8 videos in.
    If you have a moment to spare, do take a look. I am making these for you, anons. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.
    https://www.youtube.com/@VladePosting
    Sorry for spamming my shit here, I thought it's relevant to the thread.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at work but I'll check you out later, anon.
      I'll preemptively call you cool and a homosexual, just to cover my bases.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, quick review from my Côte d'Ivoire girlfriend.
      >He sounds cute
      That is all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Enderal video
      based, gonna watch it later

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      subscribed
      you better not stop making these, fellow slav

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reviewing only fotm shit

      get a taste, bro

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the surface, these videos look like they were made directly for me. They seem like they're influenced by many games and series that I love.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      subbed, I do need more of these long rant videos to put on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have a subscribe. Keep on the good work!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        subbed, I do need more of these long rant videos to put on.

        Thanks, anons. I really appreciate your help.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i subbed to you back with the infra review
      >8.8k subs now
      damn bros he made it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >8.8k subs
        is that supposed to be a lot?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not nothing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, damn, bro! You're one of the original 72 subbers! It's been a fricking while. Thank you for sticking with me all this time. And like

        >8.8k subs
        is that supposed to be a lot?

        said, I don't know if my channel is going to make it or not. Times are tough, but I am trying to hold some degree of discipline to maintain regular upload schedule, I hope I'll reach 100k someday.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          make more weird thumbnails and while you are funny i don't think you have that much interesting commentary on games and why does every game you cover have garbage gameplay

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sour grapes

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quick retrospective

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's the joke

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it a joke? Or is it cringe?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          having seen his streams, it's very obviously a joke.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it a joke? Or is it cringe?

      Are you autistic or ESL?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use them to help me go to sleep.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I listen to maritime disaster stories while pretending to work

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comfy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love listening to disaster videos. Mentour Pilot is a good one for air disasters. The U.S. Chemical Safety Board youtube channel is another good one.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're into air disasters and incidents i found this dude some time ago, best analysis avaiable.
        Technical, objective, unbiased
        https://admiralcloudberg.medium.com/

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks. Always looking for good disaster content.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should watch the OnlySubs guys Thresher video where he goes through the declassified documents, it's long but spooky.
      It's called 37 Pings.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit sensationalism, dude is using confused readings to fuel some weird conspiracy theory
        In order for those reading to be from the missing sub you'd have to pretend the hydrophones never heard the "first" implosion, then pretend that the Thresher just chilled above crush depth for 24 hours on batteries, and then went down without being heard by an entire fleet listening for her

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds based to me, the real answer is probably as boring as a fully crewed submarine being lost out of combat can be.
          At least he drove my imagination to new places, and spooked me out doing it.
          Imagine how fricked up it would be sitting down there completely isolated PINGPINGPING waiting for someone to come but they never do and then a creak a crack and total blackness.

          Pretty much what I'm saying is I reject your reality and substitute my own.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Imagine how fricked up it would be sitting down there completely isolated PINGPINGPING waiting for someone to come but they never do and then a creak a crack and total blackness.
            there's no need to make up stories, thats word by word what happened to the Kursk

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but the Russians are well known for losing submarines and covering it up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I listen to strange, dark and mysterious stories told from an ex navy SEAL.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bazed, but you can see he ran out of content

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who is the target audience for 1+ hr videos?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, Nate here

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only videos I watch intently are from Noah Caldwell-Gervais. Dude's the writer of our time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally too moronic to understand Max Payne 2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        mauler fan detected

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You calling me a fan of Callum Edmunds, the fat autistic CHAV? This is the most hurt i've been in decades.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Watch Mauler
          >He starts cutting segments from his podcast into his videos
          Aaaaand dropped.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            i enjoyed mauler's solo stuff but listening to him and his insufferable elitist friends is too much for my delicate ears to handle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mauler fan detected

      i watch all of them

      Apologies for not meeting mandatory 8+ hours mark, but if anons don't mind, I'd like to shill my small channel here.
      It all started as me wanting to make one video to make anons play INFRA, but then I discovered that I quite enjoy doing this thing and I am already 8 videos in.
      If you have a moment to spare, do take a look. I am making these for you, anons. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.
      https://www.youtube.com/@VladePosting
      Sorry for spamming my shit here, I thought it's relevant to the thread.

      i will watch you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leftist toad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has totally awful takes and sucks ass at videogames but that makes him more based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        His Resident Evil 5 take was so bad I was laughing hysterically all the way through

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unironically seethes about the game being racist because it's set in africa
          >pulls up the quote of the black actors saying the fake outrage is stupid and fake, and that people would complain if they DIDN'T set it in africa
          >"these black people are stupid and wrong, let ME and some spanish race hustler academic tell you stupid Black folk about how racist this game is and how offended I am."
          Frickin' LOL

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >title says brief
    >video is 1251256 hours long
    HOLY SHIT SO FUNNY

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no issue with super long stuff like this existing but its never done in a way that makes it easy to come back to, the chapters are there only to split up each talking point and not to split the video up into bite sized chunks that you could watch bit by bit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one has chapters in the description but each one stands mostly on its own with a few exceptions

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you really watch them?
    I watch Tehsnakerers videos quite regularly, and they tend to be well over 1 hour, yes. And I do focus on them, watching them in chunks rather than in one go.
    I also sometimes let some video-related channels as a background noise. But it's often stuff like GGG's starcraft streams, or videos I've already watched in the past.

    I like people like Snakerer and can justify the time investment because the guy has some pretty interesting insights into games and genres I would not be otherwise interested in, and that just expands my understanding of the media.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s basically hours of affirmation for Morrowindgays to pat themselves on the back about their opinions. You know how mentally ill that fanbase is, are you surprised they’ve got the time to burn?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy in his oblivion retrospective stated that you aren't supposed to watch this video in one sitting and are actually supposed to view each segment individually as if they were their own separate video. ig he either thought people would just come from the oblivion retrospective or he flat out just didn't feel like repeating the same shit in the intro of the last one.
    Then again most people just skipped the intro where he said this anyway

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy in his oblivion retrospective stated that you aren't supposed to watch this video in one sitting and are actually supposed to view each segment individually as if they were their own separate video
      Then why wouldn't he just make them separate videos?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. He could have just made seperate videos for each segment including an intro video and tie them all together in a playlist. I guess maybe he wanted everything in one upload to have a cleaner channel page or something.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you need to be spoonfed? If you don't want to watch it all at once then don't.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Mauler?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's Patrician TV

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mauler? Don't you mean Callum Edmunds?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have links to all his f76 vids?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1+ hr videos
    More like 1+ day lmao what the frick

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Background noise. Also, I always have YouTube on x2 speed.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put them in the background while I play games. Most of the time I don't actually care about what is being said unless its certain youtubers.

    Yes I have ADHD. No I am not a Zoomer.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I lost my job due to war
    damn, I feel you
    I had to leave russia but at least I still have my job though
    we all gonna make it brah

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all gonna make it, fren. I picked up a puppy from the streets and he's been keeping me sane. I will up my discipline and approach youtube like a job. Then I'm sure I'll make it

      [...]
      Where are you from? Hope you're okay, even if a Russian. I don't think most Russians on Ganker want to be sent to a pointless death for their leader anyway just like most Western Anons wouldn't.

      Will be watching some of your shit later probably also.

      Yeah, your assumption is correct. Nobody wants this shit to happen, it's a nightmare and everyone is trying to flee from it. Thanks for future watching, I appreciate it

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Where are you from? Hope you're okay, even if a Russian. I don't think most Russians on Ganker want to be sent to a pointless death for their leader anyway just like most Western Anons wouldn't.

    Will be watching some of your shit later probably also.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I listened to a guy talk about Berserk for 21 hours. I'd probably watch this if Skyrim wasn't a shit game.

    Give me your good videogame analysis/essay recommendations

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it all the way once, then I just use it as background music whenever I play a city builder.
    His takes are alright, but he's given Skyrim a bit too much leeway after thorough research. I understand why things happen the way it is, but dressing up limitations isn't a good stopgap.
    It's a game of its time, and it didn't age.
    I'd honestly support it getting remade, and I'd buy it full price.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he a gay??? In the latest fo76 vid he talks of marrying a guy or some shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must have literally never had a friend in your life.
      Unironically though I'm annoyed Private Sessions chill Skyrim streams are ruined by Pat talking over him about his own channel and unrelated shit where PS is too much of a beta to tell him to shut up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS brings him on to talk, because he can't play, pay attention to chat and stream at the same time.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did fine in his last streams, I enjoyed them exactly because he wasn't loud and obnoxious and when he spoke it was about the game and the ongoings on screen.
          I gave up on his latest one when Patrician spent like 30 minutes talking about a Halo video he wanted to make even while PS was making commentatory on Skyrim itself.
          I worry this will be all his streams from now on, which is sad as I really enjoyed the spellsword ones.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS brings him on to talk, because he can't play, pay attention to chat and stream at the same time.

        >pat says something edgy/unfunny/gay
        >ps laughs nervously and doesnt follow up with anything
        They genuinely come across as homosexuals together. I believe ps is a pretty typical incel that pat has groomed into being a homosexual sissy for him. Unsubbed from both after the latest video.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"""Analysis"""
    >actually just a complete summary of every fricking thing in the game with no reflection, critique or ANALYSIS at all
    >alternatively basically just a let's play
    I hate israelitetubers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. never watched

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And never will

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >"""Analysis"""
          >actually just a bunch of conjecture from someone who didn't watch the video and is just talking straight out of their ass
          >alternatively basically just a shitpost
          I hate israeliteposters

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i do
    it keeps the brain occupied

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me at work but lately i been binge watching wendigoon.
    Guy posts some kino videos on weird topics.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    pseuds
    people who want background noise
    1% people who are actually looking for critical insight regarding a game they're interested in (and fail to find it 9/10 times)

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put things like these on when I cook and clean my house. True crime vids also go in that category.
    Also, I put either music or shit like this on when I do stuff for my hobbies.
    Can anyone recommend me some good channels for things like that? I don't mind absurdly long length for shit I'm listening to in the background, in fact I prefer it. I just want it to be somewhat focused, not like a livestream or a podcast.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try Noah Caldwell Gervais. He seems right up your alley

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A video essay being this long is a clear sign it was written by a moron. You need to trim it down and give it structure. You see this kind of mentality from the biggest morons in school too. They expect people to be impressed when they've managed to write 20 pages in a short span of time, not understanding the obvious implication that the quality of said writing is shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has structure, the guy is autistic. He spends 2 hours talking about damage values and minutiae of a single side quest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >going into detail means you’re stupid
      That makes no sense man

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    me

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have anyone here actually seen any of his other videos? This guy is probably the biggest incel on youtube.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the Elder Scrolls stuff.
      What makes him incel? Been a while.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brown zoomers cause they can’t listen to whites talk in real life

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll tell you the worst fricker on youtube, SuperRad.
    Guy went from Monster Hunter videos to Fallout retrospectives and now every subsequent video he makes is seething about some from his New Vegas comment section even if its a Star War KotoR video.

    I Finished a Video Game is the only decent retrospective guy I've seen. Actual detail in his videos.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean new vegas trannies are legit deranged

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was 3 trannies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is he keeps bring shit up months on because he is so butthurt, it turns up in all his videos. He seethe constantly it's boring.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are his 76 videos?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you catch matthewmatosis new video? Its even more pointless and moronic than the context sensitivity one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's something zoomers need to hear. It was especially geared for Tears of thr Kingdom for people who think doing a fun challenge means you should get 20 diamonds at the end of it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. I think its just something that (You) wanted to here from a fellow zeldatroony, which homosexualmatosis absolutely is. Go shovel a little more of tendieslop into your butthole

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a lot of words you recently learned!

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me. If the topic is interesting and they do a good job presenting I can watch it for ours. MrEdders123 and Majulaar comes to mind.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know pat is in this thread
    thanks for the long boring videos your boring voice makes me fall asleep and they cured my insomnia

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You watch Patrician's videos cause he is a 5'3" femboy with a cute voice not cause you like his videos.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how retro zoomies are born. They didn't grow up when games were made so they have to experience it third person

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would listen to them while doing daily quests in WoW when I still played

    A 4 hour retrospective is fairly inoffensive to listen to when you want to concentrate on the game whilst having some background noise; though without the backdrop of collecting a thousand bear asses for your +1 strength you notice how surface level and dull these analysis videos usually are

    I cannot imagine actually sitting there and watching one like a movie, and I don't believe ANYONE does

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did. On my TV and everything. Took three days

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