Who is watching this garbage? Should be 10-15 minutes at most

Who is watching this garbage? Should be 10-15 minutes at most

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adhd got you bad
    let people be passionate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      long videos are actually more for adhd retards than short ones. The low density of information makes them ideal to watch while doing something else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Passionate
      You know video essays are numerous because they're low effort and profitable right?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >15 min videos
    >first 5 mins is sponsors
    >10 mins of nothing filled with more sponsors
    >last 5 mins is more sponsors
    kys zoomie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is sponsor block, moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i already use that, doesn't change what i said. Enjoy your 2 minutes video.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, that was the intention.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it that hard to figure out that if a company spends so much on promoting their product then the promotion of the product is part of the asking price so you can buy a better product for the same price from literally any other company?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats 20 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      American education

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good game, but I play it with an infinite lives cheat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cheater, the game beat you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't beat the game anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based adult with time management skills

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >adult
        >plays video games

        LOL nice try gay. You would be doing actual important and meaningful shit than consooming children's media like a manchild if you were an actual adult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lives in this game are pretty arbitrary, so there’s nothing wrong with doing this. Especially if you’re trying to find all the cages blind, since you have to jump in weird places that might kill you to get them to appear. By the time you’ve beat it though using the lives cheat, you’ll be good enough to power through the game without it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good game, but I play it with an infinite lives cheat.

        using cheats has big knock on effects on how the game feels, dying in rayman is actually really punishing because you not only lose a life but lose all the tings you collected up to that point so you can be in a situation where you only died 4 or 5 times but are effectively -10 lives from where you would be if you played perfectly which is why its so rewarding to get the early levels down perfectly so you can breeze through them while accumulating lives for the endgame

        rayman is a game where lives are a resource you spend on exploring the levels. it's not ideal but they're not an arbitrary part of the game and the feel of the other 2d rayman games suffered massively from having no real punishment for dying

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure but we can both agree that the limited continues that never restock is pretty weird when the game allows you to save.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lives as a concept should have died with the SNES. Most 5th gen games lives are utterly pointless (sm64) or an active hinderance to the enjoyment (sarge's heroes).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lives are the best reward for exploring. Sonic Origins is unfun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you want to talk about the game in the entirely, in this case every single level and what happens in them, you gonna have to go more than 15 minutes.

    >but brevity is the soul of wit
    yes, but that doesn't mean that it applies to every single thing. Sometime it's good to keep a short runtime for a video, and others it's normal that you need to elaborate more on things.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sure, but I've noticed a trend in the last couple of years of youtubers who started inflating their videos for no good reason

      >>but brevity is the soul of wit
      >but

      no "but". it's easier to be verbose than to actually think about what you're trying to say and compose a well structured text

      also, these people have an audience that rushes to every new video with "oh wow a 3 hour YOUTUBERNAME video?! that's my afternoon sorted!" and they probably make more ad money from longer videos anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but JSH is actually making a decent video, he plays through the entire game and goes through level by level. In fact, for what he’s doing in these videos, <1 hour is extremely concise

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no good reason
        algorhythm. revenue is calculated on minutes watched so the longer the video the more you get and the more it gets pushed in the front of the suggestions.
        Video essays especially lend themselves well to be background noise so they tend to be put on and kept running, inflating the views and thus the algorhythm even more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >brevity is the soul of wit
      said by a character who was a pseudo intellectual midwit. Shakespeare was making fun of people who say shit like that when he wrote that line

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ecelebs are cancer.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 hour long video on some niche subject that you haven't heard of

    perfect background filler.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever watch this shit in the first place?

      >I need to fill every moment of silence with a retard lecturing me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >barely listening to a 5 hour video game review is 'someone lecturing you'
        damn dude, you must think turning on the radio counts as assault

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        While I'm at work, anything to drown out the sound of my co-workers talking and make the day go by faster is worth having on. Plus, I might as well learn something, even if its a single factoid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because seeing people be passionate about some niche thing they have an interest in is endearing.
        It reminds me of old Ganker before everyone got replaced by jaded zoomers who refuse to hold a genuine interest in anything lest someone make fun of them for their tastes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the best post I have seen here for a long time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, i just need someone to drone on in the background for a couple of hours

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    retards like this don't deserve 1M
    also no, the game is not good you french-cock kissing gay

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it should be 30 seconds at the most wirth either a yes or a no why does it need to be 51 minutes for that?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer with adhd
    go watch your tiktok shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make a video that poses a question that takes more then a few seconds to answer idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOOO WATCHING A STUPID 50+MIN VIDEO IS SUCH A GOOD WAY TO SPEND YOUR TIME YOU ARE HZST AB ADHD ZOOMA AAAAA
      boomer morons don't even watch this shit, they are busy getting spoonfed the next schizo conspiracy theory by a "redpilled" gay. zoom zooms are watching these 1+h videos

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even get that many views.
    Shit's hard to grow on YouTube

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post your vid anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I uploaded a game stream a year ago and it has 7000 views and over 800 watching hours. My other two videos have sub 20 views. Got lucky

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keep doing it and refine yourself. one of my videos caught on a whole year later. you'll learn how to deal with yuuutuuube with time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >subscribers: +2
        congrats man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw bros saying this shit is hard when it took two months to go from a new channel to 1m total views.
      Guess I'm just better than everyone else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any time a Youtuber is le struggling with the algorithm it's because you aren't consistent. Don't upload trash no one asked for, don't take too long breaks, keep videos in the same style.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because you aren't consistent
        that's complete dogshit. i know like 17 youtubers who are everything but consistent. and they slay that shit.
        get out of my fucking face with your wanna-be alpha male tips
        >BRUHH YOU NEED GOOD QUALITY AND CONSISTENCY AND 6 CARS TO GET THE YOUTUBE GIRL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make a video
      >gets fuckton of views
      >don't like it (i.e. opinions change or just got better at making videos)
      >can't unlist it since garden gnometube will cripple your channel
      I'd rather have my shit go under the radar so I could get rid of it as once I get better at it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While Josh makes quality content compared to vast majority of trash on youtube, he also lucked out by Asmongoloid reacting to his videos. He might never made it big without a disgusting WoW neet. Strange world.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really understand this concept either but he literally just describes what happens in the game and then gives a short verdict at the end. Why not just play the game yourself instead of listening to some bozo give a synopsis of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why haven't you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's simply going through the whole game narating along the way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People are obsessed with having an opinion on everything. Instead of dealing with a mystery and embracing it — they stamp on it with some youtuber's smelly feet. Their pathetic mind is tricking them into believing that watching videos like these make them more knowledgeable about video gaming. Instead it slowly ruins their passion by stealing first-hand experience.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these videos exist because people put them on in the background while doing something else and zone out after five minutes and forget the video is playing. there's a whole economy based on making content that exists only to create background noise for lonely ADHD zoomers so they don't have to pause and self-respect for two seconds or feel alone.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Who is watching this garbage?
    I am

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am also watching this garbage. His Max Payne video finally made me say "oh this guy is like actually retarded huh." and yet I will continue to watch his videos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >oh this guy is like actually retarded huh
        How so? Because it turns out an old video game isn't actually all that well made and was just good compared to the other shit at the time?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but that video also annoyed me because he kept complaining about little details not being gamified but then also complained about stuff like pill locations in later levels being too videogamey. Like make up your mind moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >video game is too video gamey
            Anyone under 30 should be roped

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hey that was his argument not mine. I'm all for games making concessions so they play better.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was a point about the sudden video game like placement of the pills reminding you that you are playing a video game when before that you could get lost in the narrative experience instead and everything felt like a seamless and believable part of the world, like pills being found in bathrooms etc. When you suddenly find healing items on top of a random cargo container it breaks your immersion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So you failed to understand his point, and that makes him the retard. Yup, you are exactly how I thought you where.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >His Max Payne video
        What was with his obsession with intractable objects not serving any gameplay purposes? He kept bringing it up and it's like dude, clearly it wasn't what the devs wanted. Not like Max Payne was the only example of it either. Lots of games let you fuck with shit for no real reason because it makes the world feel more alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i bet you also base your opinion on what he has to say. i'll give you credits for not being a reddit hivemind bitch but you're still a pathetic gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet you
        stfu kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do like vidya video essays, but anything 30+ min is a bit ridiculous.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these people who review every mmo yet only pay it for an hour are fucking retards and theres so many of them too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, an hour is fine for a real in depth examination of a game. Very much still within the range of acceptable autism.
          Someone post that 10 hour character analysis of some shitty shallow Persona 5 girl.

          MMOs live and die by the community and social elements more-so than the hardcore grind or raiding.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    josh is alright when he keeps the armchairing to a minimum, which he's better at lately.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    npcs and bots, if you need 50 minutes to explain if a game was good you're mentally retarded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking people watch those for utilitarian reasons
      imagine calling anyone an NPC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there is absolutely no one in those views that watched it for utilitarian reasons
        imagine responding, imagine actually watching that garbage and then coping about it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These long trivial ramblings are typical to see from college kids who absolutely need to hit certain word count and decide to pointlessly pad things out. Just be concise and get straight to the point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I really liked this video game but instead of making a video where I explain the parts I liked the most, the parts I didn't, the mechanics that it did well and so on, I should just say "Game good" because of some ADHD tard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn retard, you can't say all of that shit in less than 30 minutes?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you have a 200 word essay for tomorrow?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Want to make a 6 hour video on it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then you can't talk about every level

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone explaining the reason for liking or disliking something with more words than "it's shit" is more than most of Ganker can understand or handle
    Makes sense.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glad I don't have to look up yt videos to form opinions. One perk of being an old retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly you already know everything about everything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Retard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would play the game and not look to some gay eceleb whose opinion I trust. Definition of cuck npc

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how people assume it's some deep analysis video when he just goes over what he thinks of the design choices as he plays through the game. He doesn't even tell you whether the game is good or not in the end.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people assume things because of the name of the title and it lasts almost a fucking hour
      >50 minutes to only talk about design choices
      >doesn't even tell you if he thinks the game is good or not
      again, if you watch this shit you're mentally handicapped

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trying too hard.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >video essay of a game comes out
    >every zoomer and late millenial now pretends they played it as a kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played it as a kid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally every poster on this board. Everyone pretends they grew up playin le kino Gankercore shit t like 5 years old from game systems that don't line up with theit age at all.
      >i was poor
      >it was my dad's or older brother's games
      Sure fags

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it's all lies, but I think a fair few (especially millenials) grew up when GameStop and the like were successful and widespread. So yeah they played God Hand on the PS2, only for an hour before they traded it in for GTA SA.

        I don't count this as actually playing the game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I actually did play a lot of obscure gems but I was a game hipster fag at 16 and I'm 39 now. I owned nearly the whole dreamcast library and had still have my ps2 with HD loaded with games like God Hand that I ripped from gamefly and returned. It's just unbelievable when people claim to have played these games when they were young kids. Maybe one or two but no, you didn't discover your 3x3 until you came here, sadly. Dont be ashamed of playin Jimmy neutron or some shit kid game. People poke try too hard to be hard-core here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forgotten game gets discussed
      >people who used to play it come to talk about their experience
      it's that simple

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not even remotely true. Anytime KingK(ike) made a video on Sonic Heroes, Edgy the Hedgy and Sonic Advanced Series a few months back, you had swaths of parroting and ironic contrarianism. Even just recently Digital Foundry did a vid on FF13 and you had the same thing happen.
        I hear this Seth gay is common for this happening as well as Mandalor. GamingBrit to a degree, but he's since been done away with.
        Discussion isn't organic anymore. It's all in the moment garbage from whatever some e-celeb said.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it simply isn't possible that others have played my heckin cult classic patrician Ganker core games but they just don't bring it up every other second! it must be astroturfed engagement!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It sounds to me like you pay more attention to these e-celeb gays than the parroters you claim to hate do.

            Stop defending e-celebs.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stop having retarded opinions

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why'd you bump the thread? Sounds like you care more about defending e-celebs than talking about games.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because i'm not a ninny pissgay who shits his pants when he sees people talking about something he doesn't personally like

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The mindset of a poster that bumps Twittermoron/Political garbage threads, everyone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It sounds to me like you pay more attention to these e-celeb gays than the parroters you claim to hate do.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          KingK is hyper autistic, self-important and feeds into viewer victim complexes. He's basically a magnet for unhinged fanboys.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know who that gay eceleb is but I do know that Sonic Heroes, Shadow and the Sonic Advance games all suck dick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did play it on a relativs old as PSwhatever but I never got past those music levels.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you just watched a youtube video

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >> Was it good?
    Yes. There, saved you guys some time. Check it out!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This and 2d Rayman is better than 3d Rayman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, you retard

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too much filler. Some valid points/criticisms but completely bogged down by the format of describing every level. It's the equivalent of listing more examples in a university essay just to meet a word count. Also that pokemon red/blue one was so dull I had to turn it off even just as background noise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the Pokémon one was neat with him breaking the game to get mew. He should have expanded upon other stuff that was broken in the game. Like for example the entire critical hit mechanic. (Speed affected your crit rate and crit boosting moves like focus energy actually reduced it) Or stuff like if you used explosion to kill a substitute your Pokémon wouldn't faint after.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it's just over exposure to this kind of trivia on my part, but listening to it I thought it was about as interesting as a guy telling me Mario 2 is actually Doki Doki Panic. Very surface level quirks of the game, I want the real weird shit like swapping eevee out with specific pokemon and levelling up will trigger an evolution without a stone depending on the pokemon used.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually appreciate that he goes through the entire game, he just repeats himself more than necessary like in that Croc video. The God of War one is probably the best of his that I've seen.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they usually talk about far more in-depth things like history of the game, its development, its reception etc. instead of just "yeah the game's good, cya"

    They go the extra mile to squeeze information out of a game you otherwise wouldn't know anything of, it's a fucking treat. Since your ADHD ass can't handle videos longer than 10 minutes, go watch youtube shorts or tiktoks, retard. The best way to find whether you'll like a game or not is by playing it, not through a surrogate source, because your personal experience is never the same as that of others, and you'll never truly know a game without having played it.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched this guy's videos but I've stopped following several vidya youtubers who went on from making 30 to 40 minute videos to making two hour videos. I don't know if it's a youtube algorithm thing but this seems to be more commonplace these days.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong with youtube? Why is all the content and content creators so dull and not interesting anymore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People have to appeal to the algorithm these days or else Youtube will just not put their videos in recommended feeds. Which is why the obnoxious thumbnail and title combo is so meta

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rayman 2 is better.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like his stuff because he goes level by level and sometimes I want to hear that. His Max Payne one was iffy. All his footage contained that shootdodge bug where instead of flying through the air max just slides along the floor. He made mention of it but again all the footage has him doing that so I assume he never fixed it. Kinda retarded. Still enjoy his stuff for the most part though.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the tl;dr? does he like it or not? he is already a massive gay but if he liked it then he is a SUPER gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said the story is good but the actual gameplay is average at best

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch this while eating, then I stop and resume while I'm napping

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro we didn't ask what you did we asked if you're ok and doing fine my guy. don't push yourself too much. have a nice day

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even the worst example. You've got that 8 hour responce video about Fallout 3 or that 12 hour video about one (1) character from Persona 5. Those make this Rayman video seem normal in comparison.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno who's this guy but Rayman series was always overrated as hell. Rabbids was much more original in comparison.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rayman 1 is a good game. Once you learn about triggering events, it gets easier. If a child in elementary school can beat it 100% without a guide, no excuse why adults today can't do it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adults are worse at video games than when they were children, look at the daily Ganker threads complaining about fighting game inputs that every kid learned by age 10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon there is a cage in the original version of the game that requires a pixel-perfect jump to get, even speedrunners can't get it consistently, and it was changed in every subsequent release.
      No child in elementary school ever 100%ed Rayman 1, guide notwithstanding.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are replying to the man who was that child. I 100% the PS1 version as a kid, no cheats, no guide. I don't get why Rayman 1 gets so much shit, I loved it as a kid and even more as an adult. You gays being shit at video games is your own problem, not mine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah sure anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I hate learning how to play a game, give me instant gratification

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. it's designwise just fucking garbage once you're in the music world. and it gets dumber and dumber from there. there definitely are ways around it but it's just not fun in the long run

      Adults are worse at video games than when they were children, look at the daily Ganker threads complaining about fighting game inputs that every kid learned by age 10

      wrong. that's just a retarded excuse to not improve in your advanced age. you never stop to learn out. there are just some deeply mechanical things you cannot understand as a kid but get a more proper grasp of it when you're an adult.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I got filtered
        That's all you had to say.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Your not even eating your own shit? filtered

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anything else?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    youtubers are parasites, i cannot find fucking any basic information without having to sit through 5 minutes of some gay bullshitting me nonstop

    you used to be able to find people discussing shit on forums and find an answer to things in 15 seconds

    now its all effeminate youtube career gays bullshitting you for money

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You used to be able to find people discussing shit on forums and find an answer to things in 15 seconds
      This has now been replaced by every single gaming website doing a guide for every little thing in every new game that comes out, complete with paragraphs of phony corporate nonsense before it gets to the point. Fucks me off. They only did this because of their growing irrelevance.
      You can't look up gameplay videos with no commentary anymore unless you specify it. People calling regular playthroughs of a game longplays is annoying too. As if anything other than a glitch filled ADHD run of a game is slow.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people need someone else to tell them what to think? It's a fucking ps1 game, download and emulator and just play it, you'll find out pretty quick if it's good or not. You can even do it on your phone these days if you're a dumb zoomer.
    Why does no-one play video games any more?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you posting? I don't need gays to tell me what to think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      welcome to modern era vidya anon. nobody plays games these days, they just rush one and then waste the rest of their life discussing with rando's online what's the proper way to feel about it.
      ever realized how the industry gives less and less of a fuck about gameplay with each passing day?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this guy has openly admitted to being in a cuck relationship at one point

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retconning Rayman's species into teensies was the most soulless shit ever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because Rayman 2 said Rayman was the only one of his kind if you collect all lums so they tried to be consistent i guess

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain what you think about something with more than a fotm buzzword
    >Most of Gankers brains melt at the thought, and they have ptsd flashbacks to getting bullied in school

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not mandalore
    >not accursed farms
    why bother posting this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >accursed farms
      >ANGRY YELLING
      >game's too hard, I will use cheats to CONSUME THE CONTENT instead of engaging with it honestly
      >ANGRY YELLING
      >MOLD I AM SURROUNDED BY MOLD
      >ANGRY YELLING
      >the french government is doing a thing slightly related to the thing I YELLED ABOUT
      >ANGRY YELLING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        zoom on

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WAS [well-known retro game praised by everybody even to this day] ANY GOOD?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the man plays it safe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, its a valid question, taking a look back at what people tought/think is great can be interesting

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers love these long form videos, for the same reason empty spaces scare them.
    They cannot handle being alone with their thoughts for even 5 minutes.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the worst part is he didn't even properly beat the game and used cheats to unlock the final level meaning there's big chunks of the game he never played yet he still manages to waffle on about it for an hour

    rayman 1 is an extremely solid game, i replay it almost yearly and i've probably thought about or noticed stuff that wouldn't occur to most people who only played the game once and even I couldn't talk about it for 50 minutes

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I put videos like this on and listen to them while I fall asleep in bed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same

      imagine waking up at 5 am with _mystery of the droods_ BLASTING

      fucking mandalore

      _the mystery of the droods, they all have an attitude_

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate this britbong and his stupid fucking accent and mugs so much its unreal

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homosexuals, that's his main audience.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend upwards of 4+ hours watching shit like this because you can't form your own opinion
    >worse yet, let some gay decide that you enjoyed what you shouldn't have enjoyed

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually hes one of the best. Hes actually nice when talking about videogames, he doesnt act snoby or like an angry nerd praising or shitting videogames, its a joy to watch him.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rayman is a shitty game. There I saved you 50 minutes.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Background noise while studying.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >who watches this?
    I do, because I like to leave it on as background noise while I game/work/eat
    If you have a low attention span, you should consider going back to fortnite or roblox

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rayman Redemption would be the definitive version if it didn't force you to play the dev's OC levels. There's a lot of Sonic fan projects like this, too. Just give players options, holy shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Played redemption first, that toyworld was awful but all the others were perfectly fine. Why was that shit even included? Christ.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like I said, dev autism. Same reason the guy who made the Sonic CD decomp won't let you select your soundtrack until you beat the game and makes applying the decomp such a pain in the ass. Same reason the guy who remade Sonic 1 and 2 SMS in HD added a ton of mandatory new content.

        Autism prevents them from considering that some people don't like the same things they do.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this “was it good?” or “is [game] worth playing in [current year]?” garbage. That’s an instant “do not recommend channel” from me. Get outta my feed.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any long video essayist that isn't a pedantic and filibustering turbo nerd? Anything past 30 minutes tends to be void of relevant or interesting content, instead made up dry analysis and/or empty praise that amounts to surface level observations.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matthewmatosis and The Infinite Review are the only good youtube channels

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The videos aren't bad, usually just something to put on in the background. The Medal of Honor video is probably the best one since he talks about playing with his dad and grandpa, as well as articulating the design of playstation console shooters.

    The Max Payne video straddled the line between 'I can see where you're coming from with Max Payne not being as great as I remember' and 'stop talking about the stupid environment interactions, for the love of god'.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scrub video out of curiosity
    >purple prose x3
    >surface level observations
    >constantly changing tense from present to past
    >analyses that could be truncated to convey same information in 2/3 of the time
    Guy has passion, but it's not engaging enough without external stimuli.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rayman 1 review
      *Yawn* Boooring! Like I'd ever spend 50 minutes watch a Rayman 1 review.
      >Rayman 1: Was it Good?
      Huh? What is this guy talking about, of course Rayman 1 is good.... right? WAS Rayman 1 good? Gee, it's 50 minutes, what could he possibly be saying about Rayman 1. Fuck, if I don't watch this I'll never know if Rayman 1 was good... and if Rayman 1 wasn't good... what other games weren't good?

      They're basically gamer sensory videos, no one watches them for the critical analysis.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me.
    Nice to see a quick rundown of games I'll never play.
    I'm existentially bored. Videogames aren't fun. TV/Movies haven't been fun in decades.
    I had a bit of fun with amateur gamedev but I got burnt out on that too.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AS I SAY, BUT ELLO YOU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i still only know what this fag sounds like because of ahoy's polybius vid

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like who the fuck keeps making these garbage ass threads. we get it bro you cant handle long form videos, go watch tiktok shorts or something instead of whining to us

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was (Rayman 1) good?
    No. No it was not. Rayman 2 and 3 were infinitely better games for being 3D.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do. I need something in the background while doing my daily exercise.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another level by level joseph anderson style “analysis”
    where are the matthewmatosis clones at

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Still can't get a job after applying 100s of times
    >Thinking of doing chill vidya streams and secretly hope it makes me nice income in the longrun
    bad idea or worthwhile?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't make streams, find a niche you like in videogames and make videos out of that, preferably in a market not yet covered by the big players. You don't have to make autistic 2 hour documentaries, sometimes a more straight to the point short video might be better, depending on what you make

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      highly agree with

      Don't make streams, find a niche you like in videogames and make videos out of that, preferably in a market not yet covered by the big players. You don't have to make autistic 2 hour documentaries, sometimes a more straight to the point short video might be better, depending on what you make

      streams won't get you anywhere, people are not looking for you if you don't have a massive field presence already. just make some short vids and gather an audience that way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't make streams, find a niche you like in videogames and make videos out of that, preferably in a market not yet covered by the big players. You don't have to make autistic 2 hour documentaries, sometimes a more straight to the point short video might be better, depending on what you make

        Here is one: It would be a good idea to make a general channel about cut content in video games. Sure, there is channels that obsess over one specific franchise or set of games, but not many channels that cover cut content and gaming mysteries on gaming as a whole. TCRF are a bunch of slacking trannies more interested in grooming minors on their discord server, so the ball is in your court, anon. All you have to do is do some research, get some gameplay(if possible), and bingo, you got yourself a channel. Start with the easy, obvious stuff, but look up something that you can't find on Youtube and make one "exclusive" video that will get people funneled into your channel, that should get you started

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm aware of these possibilities. but you shouldn't just spread these ideas around. capitalize on them yourself. you just gave some rando's an idea for free and they might get to it earlier than you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good, that's because I want one of you gays to get off your ass and start making content I WANT TO WATCH
            I am never going to be a content creator so that's fine by me. Even if you have the idea, there is also other factors to consider, like the algorithm, advertising your channel ect. it's not as simple as in the olden days of
            YT

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me
    But I mostly listen while working really. Works great as noise and he has good tastes

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. A video game review under an hour should be the standard. 15 minute videos sometimes barely scratch the surface of the game and just amount to some midwit saying the most basic things anyone can pick up on. It only starts getting to autism territory at 2 hours and above.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do my exercises in front of Youtube, so I need a 30+ minutes video to watch every day. Sometimes I don't know what to watch and put up the most inane shit.

    Anybody else?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be nice to have a "semi-interesting video games videos thread", but im sure it would devolve into youtuber garbage posting.
      Theres a very good series about Trespasser by research indicates if your into that, and triangle city cutting room floor, those are ones im sure not everyone knows about

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play game before video essayist (autist) covered it
    >"Oh you just watched X's video on it!!!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give opinion on a game
      >retard claims I got my opinion from gayxYoutuber's video
      >don't even know who the fuck that is
      It's impossible to discuss anything on this board anymore because of these zoomers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        claims I got my opinion from gayxYoutuber's video
        >>don't even know who the fuck that is
        You don't know how many fucking times this has happened here

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice opinion, where'd you get it? The anon you're responding to?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give opinion on a game
      >retard claims I got my opinion from gayxYoutuber's video
      >don't even know who the fuck that is
      It's impossible to discuss anything on this board anymore because of these zoomers.

      claims I got my opinion from gayxYoutuber's video
      >>don't even know who the fuck that is
      You don't know how many fucking times this has happened here

      I hate it too, but it's a small price to pay to shut up the far larger number of posters legitimately doing this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >give opinion on a game
      >retard claims I got my opinion from gayxYoutuber's video
      >don't even know who the fuck that is
      It's impossible to discuss anything on this board anymore because of these zoomers.

      claims I got my opinion from gayxYoutuber's video
      >>don't even know who the fuck that is
      You don't know how many fucking times this has happened here

      Nice opinion, where'd you get it? The anon you're responding to?

      >Have an opinion on game
      >No one in the history of ever, ever spouted such opinion until after well established personality since the early interwebs said it
      >Double down when caught posering
      >"H-Heh, idk who that is."
      Find me any opinion pre-spoiler related that shares their opinion. I'll fucking wait.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me but because I thought OoT had legitimate pacing issues at the time and wasn't able to properly articulate it back then.
        Turns out Arin was just some adhd retard so now Im just called a game grumps fan or something when I say I dont like OoT. Fun.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve been thinking about making videos about games I think are misunderstood or genuinely overlooked. Too many of these videos are “Why [popular game] is so great.” or “why [generally agreed upon bad game] is bad!!” I get that’s where the views are, but I’ll play a game and think “wow, this has such interesting themes and ideas. I wonder if anyone’s talking about it” *crickets*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of channels that do this kind of stuff already. Here's one dude I'm willing to shill because he liked that shitty game Neverdead and a bunch of other awful vidya.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know there’s already stuff like that, and I’ve even watched this guy before, but there isn’t enough. 99% of videos are all parroted meme opinions. I want more pushback on certain narratives around games. More positive ones in particular, rather than “[game people like] sux!!!” And there’s just some shit that I know very few people care about making a video on, to the point where it’s really something I’d have to make myself.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Was it good?
    The answer is no, but Redemption IS good.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >KingK
    Isn't this guy a literal antifa socialist gay that is only doing this because his lit degree is fucking useless, so instead of writing essays about things that matter he's writing feature long "breakdowns" of video games?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's an autist. They always slide towards hard leftwing or rightwing. His actual politics don't matter.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"X Game Analysis", "The X Retrospective", "X Review"
    >2+ hours long
    >Its an entire plot synopsis as the presenter just retells the events of the game and every single side quest.
    >There's not a single critique of the gameplay, maybe a bit of a praise and a diary of their playthrough to compliment the synopsis
    >Their "analysis" of the plot involves bringing up tangential works referenced in the game or random behind-the-scenes information. If you're lucky they'll mention cut content.

    I think i watched some 90 minute analysis of every character in persona 4 where the guy seethes about these kinds of videos during adachi's portion for a solid 3 minutes lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, those are very popular because their target audience is people who haven't played that game, have no intention of playing that game, but want to know what happens in it. Its the kind of video you play on another tab just to make some noise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2+ hours long
      I can't remember when this started. The only one I recall first seeing this longer-than-2-hours schtick was that 7 hour Pokemon one, then KH3 several years later, then Ganker memeing that fag that shills his TWELVE HOUR LONG Morrowind video, which is supposedly a """joke""". I honestly think it's a meme at this point and the 1mil+ viewers didn't bother to listen, let alone watch, them in full and if they did they turned their brain off.

      >Its an entire plot synopsis as the presenter just retells the events of the game and every single side quest.
      These only work if the Literal Who(s) has a genuine, hearty sense of humor. RunningShine and some other guy I can't recall (did a vid on Legend of Dragoon) are fun to watch due to their personality.

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