who painted the rocks

who painted the rocks

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nathan Drake, so future linear explorers could follow his route exactly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was mighty white of him.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the oils from the hands of hundreds of climbers have marked the rocks

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bird shit chads wwa

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Resident 4 man did.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its actually a moss that grows on traversable ledges. Its scientific name is Bryophyta-moronicus

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the hill youre going to die on? Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cliff face tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is honestly stupid
      >let's spend an egregious amount of dev time on making photo-realistic environments, then slap bright colors on it telling you where to go!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah its stupid but theres a dozen really stupid things in the demo like that crawling scene.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tbh I did not play it and am just making an assessment on that image alone. Sorry lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dont worry anon, that was easy to tell from your shitpost

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't a shitpost, but pop off queen

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jimbo seethe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can't die on it, there's safety ledges.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This hill is defensible as frick no one's dying on it. If anything you're gonna die assaulting it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have a giant glowing arrow pointing at the cliff face
      >it's an automated hold up on the control stick single path forced climbing segment so it's impossible to get lost
      >still paint the path yellow for some reason
      It makes NO fricking sense. It's completely insane.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's actually dying on the safety hill

        And scientists said it was impossible without severe autism.... oh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't need a PHD to see you're a moronic homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies need to seethe about something, they have no games to play

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do the rocks eat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >paint ledges
      >the cliffs stop eating people
      wow

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Nibelheim Reactor Repair Guy. he goes up there so many times he wanted to paint these to make it easier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah could've easily have been just marking the route to the reactor before the bridge was put in place. But you just know these will be all over the full game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we haven't seen them at all in any of the footage. I really hope not. I much prefer the simple auto traversal system they have. make us figure out how to get up places.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've only seen some scenes from the 2nd part of the demo, but I wouldn't expect much climbing in the open areas anyway.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That' s red chocobo shit.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to find the video of some person on Ganker playing resident evil 4 and they see like ten instances of yellow paint back to back. It wasn't even optional breakable stuff either, it was yellow paint on a section break and then yellow pain on three back-to-back ladders that were right in front of you

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its already on the valid criticism list tendie. even tho i have yet to see a single person explain why this is bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was a Nintendo game, there would be coins (or whatever game equivalent) on each ledge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically Mario is the perfect example of consistent level design that uses fitting in-game symbols to tell you where to go. If Super Mario Odyssey had the "yellow paint" effect for finding all the moons, it would be a way worse game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow paint is an obvious modern video game trope as though someone in the game world decided to arbitrarily paint the way forward for any main characters that happen to come by. For how clunky the climbing is in this one they would've been better off putting the blue icon at the bottom like with the ladders and just auto-climb until you come to a fork in the path.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they would've been better off putting the blue icon at the bottom like with the ladders
        That's the funny part. They did.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I remembered right after posting that. Still think the climbing itself is too stiff. Dunno if it's waiting for the npcs to get close enough or the range for up on the stick is too narrow.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looking at the upcoming games this year it's blatantly obvious that Rebirth will win GOTY and doomposters are desperate to stop people from playing it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Please talk like a normal person and not Marketing Drone #271931.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even tho i have yet to see a single person explain why this is bad.
      >ignores all the valid complaints and explanations

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally every aaa game has it and will keep doing it. get used to it or find a new hobby. if the best criticism that doomposters have is yellow paint then gaming is doing amazing and you jaded and bitter boomers need to just frick off to casinos until you die.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good to know you're ok with eating shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but i dont own a shitch and dont play flopspoken and ff15
            >just here to shitpost
            we already know you don't play videogames

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But you played FF16, which was a "final fantasy" moviegame with gays and will eagerly consume this & act for seconds
              Capcom simps are mentally ill.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Baited by a flaseflag. The guy making them actually hates the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying I play these shit games
          kek I'm just here to laugh at how pathetic you are

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doomerposters dont care about video games. They just want to be miserable and complain until they find a new tortanjc. im going to enjoy nomura kino and take pleasure that they are mad at me having fun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you cared about video games you wouldn't complain about them being turned into moron friendly walking simulators
            I fricking hate zoomers so much it's unreal. You little homosexuals have no standards, you just get a dopamine hit any time you put your homosexual little estrogen-flooded mouths down into the trough for some slop sponsored by Amazon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >projecting schizo
              im not a zoomer moron. im just not a bitter boomer who lets a minor thing like the color yellow stop me from playing an amazing game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a minor thing, it's indicative of the entire design philosophy. Somehow within the past few years the developers have decided that even linear forced walking segments are now too hard for the player and they need to highlight the singular path in yellow. Think about what that means you dumb fricking shill. Think about what that means for the rest of the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon he's falseflagging. He's a known shitposter who doesn't actually like the game.
                https://www.reddit.com/user/JimboDeHobo/comments/lswq4f/i_fricking_swear/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you changing IPs so frequently?

                wtf are you even talking about schizo-kun? meds now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                probably because im on mobile data omw home from work or your app is fricked. the bottom isnt even me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we just want to watch the movie and not interact reeeeeee
                doomposters literally complain about having to make button inputs in a videogame. maybe try Ganker instead

                But you played FF16, which was a "final fantasy" moviegame with gays and will eagerly consume this & act for seconds
                Capcom simps are mentally ill.

                >barry reveals himself to shit on ff16
                you're shit at samegayging

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you changing IPs so frequently?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >doomposter
                >shitposter
                >barry
                >forspoken
                >ff15
                >DID YOU JUST INSULT FF16?! BARRY REEEEEE MODS BAN DISSEN IMMEDIATELY

                Please just act like a normal person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why even make this "gameplay" just make a cutscene at that point fricking hell

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Caring about things means wanting them to improve and grow, not stagnate. have a nice day any time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >literally every aaa game has it and will keep doing it. get used to it or find a new hobby.
          For some reason I haven't encountered yellow paint in the last 50 games I've played. Hmmm

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I literally never played a game that had it very obvious where you need to go next, but still marked the path with yellow paint like OVER THERE moron
          Take your meds

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yellow paint/tape/hooks/etc will be brought up no matter what. It's never the worst criticism. For this that'd be the vacuums, QTEs, and slow walking sections that could've been a cutscene.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not even criticism it's just whining. At least slow walks disrupt your gameplay.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's valid, especially when there are already UI markers showing an object is interactive. Just like everyone complains about ubisoft towers. Hell I think ubisoft towers don't distract me as much as this as long as they fit within the world.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally every aaa game has it and will keep doing it. get used to it or find a new hobby. if the best criticism that doomposters have is yellow paint then gaming is doing amazing and you jaded and bitter boomers need to just frick off to casinos until you die.

      Its just a lazy cop out so they dont have to focus on artsyle or visual clarity instead chasing 4k ultra real muddled graphics. They could have easilyly implented it in a way that still looks natural.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This looks worse by several margins.

        Never apply for a game dev job.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This looks absurdly better.
          Apply for a game job now.

          This doesn't look any different.
          Apply yourself.

          The trichotomy of man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This looks absurdly better.
        Apply for a game job now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't look any different.
        Apply yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Le yellow paint is an attempt at making diegetic hints for immersion, only they're so contrived and unrealistic that it just becomes immersion breaking, defeating the purpose and being a worse solution than just giving the a UI glow for the player.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >piss baby console morons need to have right spots highlighted to them because god forbid they spend an extra minute to look around and think

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le yellow tape of quality 2022+ gaming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the more gaming advances, the more it regresses

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le yellow tape of quality 2022+ gaming

        would be kino if a game started with all these hud and navi annoyances as a joke and then disable them all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >roguelite shooter
          >you play as a robot that got too much malware installed
          >15 clashing destination markers, arrows, Dead Space guide lines, all useless
          >invert camera instructions when you look 10 degrees off the center line
          >boss throws 5 grenades in an arc, danger markers cover 80% of the screen
          >jump 3 times, "have you checked your hydraulics lately?" pop up
          >perma progression is turning all that shit off

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd play that except for the "roguelite shooter" part

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't play modern video games and you won't have this problem
    It sucks, I know

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the painted cliff argument supposed to be a destruction from Nibelheim being full of LITERAL SUB SAHARAN AFRICANS

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just created the most dangerous monster known to zoomers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look man you come to him not the other way around, at lest show some respect

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2015
      Damn

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Cetra, duh. They are aware of the future and did this to guide Cloud, with the help of the time jannies of course.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually a great point. The list is back to 3 complaints***

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's called environmental storytelling

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. X

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red marked the path with his piss

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me, trying to help Cloud in his journey

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're such a good person anon

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell em sis

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the TR remaster going to have painted ledges in nu-graphics mode?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the ganados

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you see that yellow mountain?
    >you can climb that
    susuga, nip-Todd

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Cloud simply mash Square to get up the cliff?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >floatier than kh3 but this is a good thing because it says ff7 on the box

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ATTACK BUTTON DOES ATTACKS IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a final fantasy or JRPG fan, are these remakes just taking these old JRPG games and turning them into generic movieslop? Are there even RPG mechanics anymore?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow climbers to let people know which ones to climb on. How is that hard to believe lol.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game wants to be something its not.
    Its a turn based RPG that wants to be a hack n slash platformer with puzzles and fricking racing. Does it have stealth too now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ff7 always had stealth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did not

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im just wondering why they removed their ladder after the fact.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like ppl who complain about this shit have not played modern games that don't have this. the interactable objects blend in with everything else because everything is so detailed and high fidelity these days. it's not like back in the day where it was obvious what was detailing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe they should make games with visual clarity in mind? Just a thought. Dumb fricking dipshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh so your solution is to revert to 2005-era graphics? nice one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, you can establish your own artistic language for it in the early game instead of using high-vis colors that every game designer uses. Just feels lazy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so if it a different colour you'd be ok with it? kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically yes. Or anything that doesn't look like it was catered to the player.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >oh so your solution is to revert to 2005-era graphics?
          PS2 was the peak of visuals, so yeah. Muddled hyper realistic unreal engine slop needs to fricking die along with the hylic homosexuals who think realism is good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've never played XI but that image is kino

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a very pretty game, but most of the PS2 library is.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he can't intuit the intentions of game developers from deep meditation into the akashic records
    fricking remove yourself from the gene pool

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock climbers just pee themselves while climbing

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't believe the developers of this game would invent a concept as absurd as "yellow paint"
    if they can't at least try to be realistic I will refuse to be a loyal fan of this series and i will refuse to buy any collectors editions, t-shirts, or toys/memorabilia
    as a protest of morality and ethics, i will only buy the digital standard edition, as is my right through divine law prescribe by the 7 elders of the emerald accords

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yellow paint makes games better
    it just does

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in 2007 with the original Portal, Valve had to go back through each test chamber and draw scratched on arrows telling players where to go because literally nobody would think to ever look up. If you think they put yellow paint on that cliff because they were worried players wouldn't get it, and not "We tried it without the paint and 85% of players got stuck for minutes", then you are moronic. Stop pretending you're smarter than the average moron, because if you were you'd have better shit to do than b***h b***h b***h all day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This only holds true when there isn't already an arrow telling you to run into a wall.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know why people keep bringing this up. The argument wouldn't hold for any other type of media, art or not.
      >well some people read this book and were confused by the themes, so at the beginning of every chapter we explicitly told the reader what the book was about
      >some people couldn't understand this movie so we put in a scene where the actor tells the audience exactly what they are feeling
      but with games its ok to design specifically for the lowest common denominator of player

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok when Japan does it.
    It's ok when Valve does it.

    All other usages must be met with vigorous protest by gamers of all nations. We need to stand up for gaming.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For everything wrong with The Last of Us, using plants to signify non-climbable areas is a perfect example of how it should be done.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The virgin
    >this is climbable despite the assumption the enviroment is just set dressing because it’s painted yellow
    Vs the Chad
    >this only isn’t climbable despite the assumption the environment is a core part of gameplay because my character and move set physically can’t handle the material or slope

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