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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    people smarter than you.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    me 🙂

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who play factorio

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$40

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't pirate

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          embarrassing image

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should he have dumbed the joke down for you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >54$ CDN
      wtf are they smoking?

      I imagine the price is because they know what their niche audience is willing to pay. The price also acts as a way to gatekeep morons out of the game. Imagine the game was only $10 and some butthole was on the forums asking for space ships?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Still has a better user rating than your harry potter game, muhammad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spotted the dev.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >autists who buy a $40 menu simulator rate a game highly
        Who would have thought?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >150 morons with sunk (get it?) cost fallacy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          or the people who bought it knew exactly what they were getting and are fine with it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I imagine the price is because they know what their niche audience is willing to pay. The price also acts as a way to gatekeep morons out of the game. Imagine the game was only $10 and some butthole was on the forums asking for space ships?

      This is very true. I would easily pay >$100 for a game that was basically Wing Commander or FreeSpace with FMVs that let you romance an alien cheetahman VN-style but with FMV scenes, who start out as your enemies but end up allying with you to fight a much bigger bad. Just like the Terrans and Vasudans did in FreeSpace 2.

      That game will never be made, but again, I would pay a premium for it, and to keep them flush to keep making content for it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will make your game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop. Being. Poor.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >average v users neighborhood.jpg
        Do Russians really??

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to get into wargame sims
    >they all look like shit

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least 148 people

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aurora 4X is one of my most favorite strategy games of all times, so me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have spreadsheet sex simulations?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only spreadsheet alien diplo, spreadsheet ship design, and spreadsheet everything else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah this looks like a job

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people like their job so much, they are willing to pay in order to keep doing it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention, I'm trans btw 🙂

      not sure if it matters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah man I'm trying to escape excel here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played Aurora in over a decade. Has much changed in it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the suggestion. I like to torture myself with absurdly complex strategy games.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >54$ CDN
    wtf are they smoking?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boat autists

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    actual autism

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker suddenly pretends they aren't autists

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have at least 120 hours in the second one. Was wondering if they changed/added anything to make this worthwhile.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They added spaceships because some butthole on the forums kept asking for them.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like something my dad would play. He loves the sea, but has never been able to own anything else other than an aluminum boat

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WW1 Russia
    >Has no access to oil according to the game

    Who the frick was this game made for? Literal illiterate morons?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's 8 inch

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Click where it says "Very Positive" and read the usernames you absolute moron.

    Stop shilling your garbage literally who game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with the usernames?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you think this game's target audience is normal people?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          can you stop with the 20 questions shit and just fricking state your point clearly?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            game is made for literal autists
            literal autists are weird
            this may be expressed in username choice

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              those usernames look normal, as do the user pics, there's even an odd one with an anime pfp of all things

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can you stop with the 20 questions shit and just fricking state your point clearly?
            AI post.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1 review gives it an in-depth look instead of a shitty one sentence meme review
        >gets a clown emoji because he dared leave a negative review

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop shilling your garbage literally who game.
      yes i'm sure a dev for a highly niche wargame like this one would wanna shill his game on Ganker of all places, a turbo normalgay coomer and esl infested shithole where half the thread discuss the latest and greatest ubisoft triple aaa goyslop product, the other - some coomer western vn for normies with a fetish for "mommy milkers" or however you poltards spell taht

      the fricking arrr gaming isn't as infested with normalhomosexuals as this board

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers be like
    >ZAMN EXCEL BE BUSSIN

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick did the strategy genre get reduced to pure abstraction and spreadsheets? like what the frick happened? how did Paradox shit supersede RTS games?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      brother if you can design a video game that brings the aspects of this game to a 3d environment with the same level of detail then you'd be a fricking billionaire because you'd have invented a glorious new technology.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. graphicsgay
      This is how games used to be, complex and sophisticated. But as emphasis shifted to MUH GRAFFICKS, games were dumbed down because the 3D graphics couldn't handle what 2D perfected.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >complex and sophisticated
        lol
        lmao even
        lets see
        >strategy layer is turn-based as opposed to real-time, only tactical battles are real time, so they arent integrated to where you have to deal with both aspects
        in other words, much like total war and its gay clones, the TBS aspect is just mario party with spreadsheets to tweak with simple RTT battles being the meat
        >SP only, so you're playing against dumb AI, which is trash in ALL STRATEGY GAMES
        of course, it isn't 3d. so there's no 3d plane to deal with, it's mechanically inferior to most games that utilize that aspect.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RTS games were a fad that outlasted their welcome, very few companies were able or willing to make something great, so we got a slew of StarCraft clones and other games in that vein, and if it hadn't been for SC the genre would've died much earlier as people were already quite tired of C&C clones. Fact is, there's not much to RTS games as they used to be, you work on your build order and your opponent works on theirs and you clash and whoever guessed right wins, barring scouting and other silly shit which can muck all this up.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    With all the arguing in the thread, it's time to talk about the video games guys. Please. One thread on this board where we talk about the gameplay.

    I'm playing as Austria Hungary 1900 start, and for the past 12 years I've gone to war with the italians three times so far. I had a sucessful amphibious invasion of Albania (since events for useful neutrals to be annexed by anyone, let alone you are rare, I didn't oppose their invasion years before) and have now a massively grown economy from all the economic reparations. I'd like to attack them again at some point soon, but tensions are high with the French and they're allied to the Russians. I think I could hold my own against one of them easily but if a war breaks out and the Russians join in I may be blockaded. At least my 900 ton DD's are being built right now, my light forces have been the backbone of my strength since the beginning.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      none of this actually happens on screen. all these autistic narratives form in your head.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Italy is considering sending an expeditionary force to Albania, ostensibly to keep the peace, but they plan on taking control.
        Literally an in game event that I responded to.

        if you are intelligent enough to play a game like that why are you still lurking on Ganker?

        You don't have to be intelligent, you just set the research budget to max (12%), use staggered production in your naval procurement process to maximize technology advancements while minimizing costs, and always choose the options in random events that raise tension with a country you want to blow up. Nothing special to it. And the combat is easier than a classic RTS like C&C generals, you give speed, heading, and taskings but the spotting of enemy vessels, firing of the cannons, shovelling coal into the boiler, etc, everything else is done by your sailors. And besides, there is on occasion a hilarious thread or even a thread where people talk about video games they like instead of complaining or posting pornography.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you are intelligent enough to play a game like that why are you still lurking on Ganker?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soul

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you get into this type of game
    seriously asking, this looks like pure autism, but im not sure if I want to pay 40 bucks for a game I might not enjoy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you try them
      also you may note the 3 in the title. people who wanted this game knew exactly what it was going to be.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JRPGs sure are getting complicated these days

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