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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they made her bloated lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's just on a bulk.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Mary Jane doing in Silent Hill?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh gosh its so much worse than I thought it would be

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    original angela wasnt a looker either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least she was female.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but her face wasn't fat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and yet she was cute for being *plain*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was like a 40 year old attractive woman (sandra bullock) but 18. so sort of
      I wish i could fix her so bad i dont even like or want sex

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to cum on those eyebrows

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick the useless fricks at bloober and frick konami with their lowest bidder approach

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was always supposed to be a dumpy looking white lady

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Angela supposed to be 19?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its the turtleneck

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she looks okay here but the eyebrows are too much

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not you blind moron. She looks genuinely awful.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Covering your neck makes you look fat

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneaky?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like your usual 20 year old white chick

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BRAPHOG ANGELA

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe they got Sneaky as the facial model for Angela

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actual facts

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how she should have looked btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That just looks differently wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More tired and worn down looking but still closer then whatever the frick

      https://i.imgur.com/5u7rSWf.png

      WHO THE FRICK IS THIS????

      is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A.I

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no you fricking incel, fat angela is embarassing but she should not have looked like an uncanny sex doll

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >le incel
        your probably a female dev but i sincerely hope you burn in hell

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unfortunately I am not a developer at bloober, if I were I would have tried to stop them from making this game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's an average looking girl. How ugly you are to consider an average girl next door a sex doll? You will never be a real woman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That's an average looking girl.
          It's AI slop that looks like it's trying its best not to make her Heather, you stupid coom brain.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but I feel bad for you. I've seen pretty red heads and cute clerks all over town. That image makes her look average. Not a "ai doll".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The misshaped cross eyes really channel photo-realism and beauty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She should look like someone who COULD have looked cute, but all abuse and trauma ruined her and she barely takes care of herself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is getting shit on hard but he's actually right, angela is supposed to be like 16, but even team silent made her look older because her story is that of sexual abuse and neglect (dad used to rape her before she killed him)

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we are so back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boss has a second phase

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell him....i'll be LE GOOD!!!
    ZERO fricking ''subtelty'', not like it wasn't obvious in the orginal Reddit Hill 2 but now anyone with a brain will know she is le ''abuse'' victim from this trailer alone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you're crying for the sake of crying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah am laughing at Reddit Hill 2 posers forcing themselves to eat this remake slop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, crying for the sake of crying. I'd call you a crybaby, but babies can't help themselves. But you can, yet choose not too

          It's rather pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know she's a victim of abuse from the first interaction you stupid YouTube secondary.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You know she's a victim of abuse from the first interaction
        >am looking for my LE MAMA
        >this is a proof she was raped!
        frick off poser

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no you dont they hide it the way she hides it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching trailer
    >Huh, this combat reminds me a lot of homecoming.
    >Wait, that's bad
    This is going to be so shit bros.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hes in!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was so glaring it actually completely threw me off the trailer immediately

      holy shit kek

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >erm actually molestation victims become fat
    im sure that was their line of thought

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >erm actually molestation victims become fat
      No they don't, otherwise 80% of Hollywood would be fat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >erm actually molestation victims become fat
      i bet someone (or more) at Bloober is familiar with the ex-pornstar Vicky and saw that interview she did when she got older (and fatter)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          google Kylie Freeman

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >erm actually molestation victims become fat
            i bet someone (or more) at Bloober is familiar with the ex-pornstar Vicky and saw that interview she did when she got older (and fatter)

            why idd you describe a real child asd a fricking pornstar you subhuman freak

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it seems like they're going to be faithful to sh2's exact enemy roster which I think is a mistake tbh. the one thing sh2 could really use is better enemy variety.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you understand the meaning behind the enemies?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but it doesn't change the fact that facing the garden variety sack enemies in the final dungeon of the game is lame.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAMBURGER HELPER??

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eileen shaving

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dry shaving
      do w*men really?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love fat broads, but turtle necks really don't bring out their beast features.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe for a second that her father would rape her. This on the other hand...

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just by the design I can tell this was made and/or supervised by a Western team. Am I correct?

    I refuse to play games with ugly women. Sorry, I just don't.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the cutscenes look fricking bizarre

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a payday 2 npc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The blocking is really boring. The original had great cinematography.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all modern cutscenes look like this now, because they're all staged on the same virtual sets, just actors in mocap green suits standing there, and they put zero effort making that footage into dynamic camera work afterwards

        whereas og silent hill it's well known the cutscene guy was a major autist who slept at the office rendering everything by himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is her face fat but her body just a board.
      What is going on with her model?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if this is how Angela is then i can only imagine how much fatter they made Eddie....

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game was doomed as soon as Blooper Pooper put their dirty hands on it

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys don't get it, they're changing up Angela and Eddie's roles but keeping their original backstories intact. This is gonna be a completely different game.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    again
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F A T

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ANGELA!
    >What?
    >a little girl is lost out there and you're eating PIZZA!

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bold move to combine Eddie and Angela into one character.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit I've seen this exact face on Crystal Cafe before

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks 10 and 40 at the same time. Its bizarre

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    silent hill bros ... it's is over

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you love me? Tell me I look thin? Help me lose the weight? That's what I thought....
    James, give me back the Triple Bacon Cheeseburger

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humilliation ritual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah... that's what the Silent Hill town is

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    silent hill 2 my favorite game in the series i will infact not be buying its illegal for them to make cute characters

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did she ate the other model?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S GONNA START

    come here homosexuals let's laugh at the Reddit Hill 2 remake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not strong enough for another massive disappointment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh come on it can't possibly get any worse than this, ha ha.....

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my gosh I don't know if I can stand to see how they handle Eddie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Silent Hill 2 movie
      Please Konami, you have Yugioh, you don't need to do this

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come home, gamer

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    once again the female lead looks like shit for no good reason. once again Ganker will post this every day until the game fizzles out like the dying gasp of a lung cancer patient in a coma. once again twitter will screech and screech about anyone who dares to say anything bad about ugly-as-shit female leads in modern gaming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Angela was never that much of a looker to begin with, though still not to this fricking degree. Also
      >Female lead
      lmao, that's Maria moron.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's Laura

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pig nose ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uoh! T__T

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    western devs make an attract female challenge: impossible. in all seriousness i dont fricking understand why not be faithful to source material. where in the original was she chubby cheeked like this what the frick man

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am so fricking excited for this trainwreck, it's gonna be so hilariously awful

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is impressive that they somehow made the worst decisions for it they could have.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really have a problem with her not being pretty, she doesn't look pretty in SH2 either outside of this shot. I do think it suits her much better to look gaunt and pale than chubby and bloated though so it's a worse look overall, though still something that I think could be forgivable if the game were otherwise good, which I don't think it will be anyway.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she SHOULD look like an extremely mentally ill moron, like you should be able to tell at a glance that every moment talking to her would be very uncomfortable and seems so far gone that she's barely functional. but thats not what this look is, they're clearly going to try to "destigmatize" her trauma and make her a relatable character. there is also 0 chance it ends with her implied suicide as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they destigmatize being raped and abused by your father

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'destigmatizing trauma' means not depicting people who have become completely mind broken as completely mind broken. their story needs to be triumphant and self-empowering

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're definitely not going to do that. I can see them fricking up the storytelling but I would be shocked if they try to make Angela's story empowering instead. You're already supposed to empathize with her and I don't think they'll change that, but making it empowering will not happen.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the prostitute that jumps from the school's roof in Life is Strange

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    angela's brother

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >resident evil 3 dodge
    >resident evil 4 melee
    what are they doing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally a glorified hire this man project

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does James seem like, too aggressive? Like he's supposed to be lost or depressed, but he pretty much goes "I don't fricking care if the town is dangerous!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chase Laura to Brookhaven
      >Both look at each other for before barging in
      It's just a horror action movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See that would have been better for 1 or 3, not 2.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mary, where the frick is my cheeseburger?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She wasn't exactly beautiful in the original, plus I'm sure this is going to be the least of this pos remake's issues.

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