WHO THE FUCK IS IT. WHAT IS KOJIMA HIDING

WHO THE FUCK IS IT
WHAT IS KOJIMA HIDING

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You will be ashamed with your words and deeds if you guess wrong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's a nice rack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what did he say to her?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine zooming in on that fetal alcohol looking quiet and cutting out that gorgeous sniper wolf right there oof

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm very, very ashamed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kill, Marry, Fuck, Kill.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that slam pig on the right would snap you off in her, incel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Elf Anning

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's himself, he is going to transition as a plot twist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      la creatividad (forma chudada)....

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        La creativimom

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wojima

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >KOJIMA
    who?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hugeo Kojanus

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ligma

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >white girl
    based kojima

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The japs will be the last bastion of the white race

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im so sick of modern pretentious kojima

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same. he's so insufferable how.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      honestly who cares, he still makes the best games out there. Death Stranding is his best game since MGS2

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're a joke, and you always will be. You think this hack has anything to do with anything he's involved with? You really think Death Stranding is his best game since MGS 2? You most likely haven't played anything prior to MGS 1, have you? No Snatcher, no Policenauts, no MG 1 or 2. Go fuck yourself, you boring moron.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >You really think Death Stranding is his best game since MGS 2
          duh, this isn't even up for debate

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Well, if one has only ever "played" Kojima "games" -then Death Stranding is at least the best game since MGS3. Because it actually consists of a larger percentage of gameplay. MGS is 35% gameplay, MGS2 is 30% gameplay, MGS3 is 40%. Death Stranding is over half. It actually qualifies as a videogame, which is not something you can say about most of Kojima's catalog.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why does that little girl have a trucker moustache

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bait.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      same. he's so insufferable how.

      >same. he's so insufferable how.
      >modern pretentious kojima
      He's always been this way

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        At leat when he was in Konami somebody is calling out his bullshit.
        It’s different now.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but I've grown so it' not really the same

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Konami was right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's part of the charm. I find it endearing. Kind of like when a child plays pretend but demands you treat them with the respect they 'deserve' as an astronaut doctor.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so he's the Steven Seagal of the gaming industry?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >modern
      Kojima was always a pretentious retard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to classic unpretentious Kojima?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Serious answer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Elle Fanning you retard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          who?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            who?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              funny image considering he's a westaboo

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            who?

            The sister of Dakota Fanning, the screaming little girl in the Tom Cruise War of the World's remake.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She also recently starred in that Netflix series about Catherine the Great.
              Anyway, the real news here is that Kojimbles' ruse cruise begins again... that tripfag will be back again too

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what ruse
                westaboo otaku is just using his fame to get close to hollywood people and dropping the old ones like a bad smell

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >newfag
                just about everyone here doesn't give a fuck about that - it's what kind of game she'll be in. Kojima has always been coy with teasing new shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                theres no ruse, retard, get a fucking grip

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >no fun allowed
                dude people sperging about Kojima's teasers is pretty much Ganker culture at this point. Speculation is fun. Were you not around for MGSV?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >nooooo le epic ruse le chapter 3
                Theres no ruse, theres no fun. You're literally schizophrenic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not personally invested in this, I'm simply making an observation based on the last few times he's released a game.
                last reply from me, ur a faget, go play some vidya

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]

              literally who

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She also recently starred in that Netflix series about Catherine the Great.
              Anyway, the real news here is that Kojimbles' ruse cruise begins again... that tripfag will be back again too

              she was also starred in Neon Demon, movie directed by THE Nicolas Winding Refn

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Christ what a good film

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                THE NEON DEMON

                Serious answer

                Elle Fanning you retard

                Oh my god this means Ryan Gosling might actually be a guest

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                god what if The Nice Guys 2 is actually a Kojima game, that'd be fucking great

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            who?

            [...]
            The sister of Dakota Fanning, the screaming little girl in the Tom Cruise War of the World's remake.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know who these vapid cunts are.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Woah you're so cool

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          who?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        THE NEON DEMON

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        who?

        who?

        [...]
        literally who

        I don't know who these vapid cunts are.

        >he doesn't know

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >don't talk to me or my bb ever again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who the fuck figured this out
      Peak autism

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if it was some Ganker posters that figured it out first. she's had threads there regularly for years.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I personally figured it out by looking at her face shape, the blonde hair, the little bit of eyes you could see in the original photo AND the fact that Kojima has been talking with Nicolas Winding Refn, director of Neon Demon, non stop for a while now

        It's not autism, it's just paying attention

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the little bit of eyes you could see in the original photo
          What eyes you tard?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Some previous OP posted this photo but you could actually barely see the eye shape

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Well that's the image taken right off the website and brightened, there's no extra detail unless someone else added it afterwards.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if kino or cringe.
      She's coom impersonated but she can't act for shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        shes a pretty good actress imo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHA

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    another actress i don't give a fuck about because no amount of hollywood horseshit will make his games good

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im out of the loop, is this some vague promotional shit that just got released out of the studio Kojima is working at right now? and its for a video game i assume?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed it's a new character in Death Stranding 2 from Kojima Productions

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's jigglypuff.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so fucking lame kys kojima

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A late-90s Jackie Chan film

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If shes Lou I will soiface out of genuine delight idc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think that has to be the case

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      who the FUCK is Lou

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        BB
        Lou
        Louise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BB
      Lou
      Louise

      BROS ITS HAPPENING

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oh fucking shit I forgot that Reedus leaked Death Stranding 2
        is Kojima working on both that AND another game for Microsoft?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >is Kojima working on both that AND another game for Microsoft?
          and more

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Someone said he's working on a small horror game
          Which reminds me I never tried P.T.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I gotchu anon
            https://www.reddit.com/r/silenthill/comments/m3oxkl/pt_emulation_14_for_download/

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks fren. My backlog grows every day.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i think its only an hour long

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I forgot that Reedus leaked Death Stranding 2
          It's literally the only reason we're even taking about it in the first place

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Kojima is the ruse king, he also said he is making a horror game and may have even asked Reedus to "leak" false information to fuck with people so noone knows what he's actually making.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hideo and kojima reveal

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 caramel's crazy ass theories

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they don't kill off Sam if Lou's the protag. This better not be some TLOU shit. You're above Druckmann's cheap emotional appeals, Kojima-san.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who says Lou is the protag?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My idea is that thanks to the beach, no one actually dies; lou is shown to be a repatriate due to how she's sams biological daughter, so in the game, she'll be able to jump to the beach and travel across space to different planets and visit fragile, heartman, etc to learn new abilities and fight BTs in space

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >she's sams biological daughter
        How do you figure that?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Postgame spoilers, but in the series of diaries left behind by Lisa, Sam's wife in the prestranding, it's alluded to the fact that bridget engineering their entire relationship in order to make her into a stillmother, and create a BB with sams blood, in order to figure out how to stop the last stranding. some of the theory is conjecture, but kojima loves hamfisted allegory, for example, BB28 could be reference to how BBs are harvested at 28 weeks of pregnancy which is when lisa attempts suicide , also, Lou has no service record, and deadman alludes to how its unusual that a repatriate like sam can even utilize a BB in the first place. let's be honest, kojima isn't one for subtlety

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            do BBs not age normally? I was under the impression that Sam's wife died a long time ago

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              BBs don't age in their little glass containers

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I fucking missed all that when I played

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think she's his biological daughter, in fact I think it's better if she isn't.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It would ruin my theory that Lou and Sam are the same person

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i agree bro, i really do, but it just seems like kojima really wants it to be the case, and he's not the best writer

          do BBs not age normally? I was under the impression that Sam's wife died a long time ago

          BBs don't age in their little glass containers

          deadman says that they don't really last long, but if lou is a repatriate by way of sam, then it makes sense that she could die and come back again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Postgame spoilers, but in the series of diaries left behind by Lisa, Sam's wife in the prestranding, it's alluded to the fact that bridget engineering their entire relationship in order to make her into a stillmother, and create a BB with sams blood, in order to figure out how to stop the last stranding. some of the theory is conjecture, but kojima loves hamfisted allegory, for example, BB28 could be reference to how BBs are harvested at 28 weeks of pregnancy which is when lisa attempts suicide , also, Lou has no service record, and deadman alludes to how its unusual that a repatriate like sam can even utilize a BB in the first place. let's be honest, kojima isn't one for subtlety

        But Sam came across her by complete accident, that's a huge fucking coincidence

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He’s finally let Hideo out of his basement

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Probably some obscure European actress. Kojima seems to have a hard on for those.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every actor/actress he has chosen was well known by movie people.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why, you are based Kojimbo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  22. 1 week ago
    Anony

    Whine all you want, everyone in this thread will be at GameStop day 1.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll get the fucking steelbook

      • 1 week ago
        Anony

        >buying games

        Buying Kojima's white worship game yes, save money for the deluxe edition.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >buying games

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Naked Snake {/spoiler]

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    more pretentious dogshit

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT IS KOJIMA HIDING
    Its Kojjima Hideo, dumbass.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    after the garbled unfinished crap that was mgsV and the walking simulator, i am just not hyped for his games anymore.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dakotabros... ellechads can't stop winning

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when sex bots hit their peak elle-bots will be a top seller(as long as child bots are banned)

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Huh - so that's what Daisy Ridley is doing next...

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is that symbol at the bottom?
    I don't recognize it from death stranding

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Elle Fanning will play Lou(ise) all grown up
      No, I am not schizophrenic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuuuuuck anon that's a fantastic explanation of the logo
        I can't unsee it now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Also what do draw bridges go over?
        Water. The Atlantic Ocean. The goal is going to not only reconnect euro, but also connect it to the UCA

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you're getting me excited

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Death Stranding 2 would just be playing as Lou with logistics company building and doing busy work hiring and firing NPCs and giving them jobs you don't want to do yourself tacked on to DS1 gameplay. Would you really find that fun?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here you go.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yea it's her. Same ears.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The worlds first Jackie Chan video game.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    never played Death Stranding. should I be hyped or worried bros?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Death Stranding was great but it's not for everyone.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        most people either completely loved it or totally hated it, I never really saw any middle of the road opinions about the game so I kind of stayed away from it for a while. I was waiting on the definitive version of the game to come out before really playing it, since Kojima usually does that with his games, but I got cucked since it's PS5 only. maybe i'll just pirate the original and see if it's my speed. I wonder if this game is going to be a bit more accessible of he's going to go full creatividad this time around.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I got cucked since it's PS5 only.
          Director's Cut is on Steam, anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh wow, I don't know how I missed that, I thought it was a PS5 exclusive for whatever reason. while I never played the game, I gotta say the trailer for the DC was fantastic with the Metal Gear bait, and even though I know the game plays nothing like that, it was still kind of cool to see him touch back on his roots like that.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    QUEEF

    PEE

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's Hack Directorman, the villain turned good guy in his new game, Demise Shedding

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima can't keep getting away with it!

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pits

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      used to fap to this pic often

      • 1 week ago
        saucy

        good taste fren

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    By Azura's star!

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's quite obviously him. The one who was... ABANDONED...

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they did ourgirl a dirty

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She did you dirty by plowing ultra Chad.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone trying so hard to shit on every single detail about this, from Kojima to the actress to the game ? It's kind of lame at this point. I am not even a big Kojima fan but this entire thread is just that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      First day on Ganker?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all, it's just too much for this particular guy and his games, there's so much worse games that deserve to be shit on.

        Kojima reigns supreme when a strict producer busts his balls. Art needs restrictions and butthurt. When he got his own studio and unlimited power his work crumbled.

        But Death Stranding is amazing, what do you mean?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima reigns supreme when a strict producer busts his balls. Art needs restrictions and butthurt. When he got his own studio and unlimited power his work crumbled.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The boss origins story

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