who thought it was even remotely okay to put this here

who thought it was even remotely okay to put this here

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not even the first trap in the game.
    Unironically, git gud.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's an oxymoron and a testament to how fucking shit Sonic 1 is but.

    >Marble Zone
    >Trying to rush through it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The point of it is that it's a trap. It's to prevent you from just holding Right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >character is about going fast
      >game punishes speed
      >game is also slower than mario
      Sonic was never good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the slowest zone in the whole series. 2 and 3 are where speed really shines. 1 was like a learning experience for the team prob.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the character is not about going fast, the marketing for the system was about going fast and since kids don't know specs they said the character was fast to contrast it with the nes
        with sonic, at least in the good games, he is actually about pinball physics

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >character is literally named Sonic
          >the Saturday Morning Cartoon literally his entire gimmick was being fast and running circles around the bad guys
          >the character is not about going fast
          zoom fucking zoom.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >muh corporate ads dictate how a game actually is!
            sorry boomercuck, maybe if you actually cared about the gameplay we wouldn't we have got a dogturd of a 3d sonic game on the dreamcast which led the diarrhea downfall of one of the greatest series up that point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        me standing outside of your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never get laid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. It's to prevent you from just walking forward

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. It’s to prevent you from just walking forward.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward.

        Based Miiverse hivemind.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad some other people aren't new

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward.

      I miss Miiverse so much bros. We'll never get Nintendo-sanctioned child social media ever again.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eggman. he doesnt want you to get through the level

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sonic games could still be good if they had stuff like that and they actually took skill

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