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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's not even the first trap in the game.
    Unironically, git gud.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's an oxymoron and a testament to how fricking shit Sonic 1 is but.

    >Marble Zone
    >Trying to rush through it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The point of it is that it's a trap. It's to prevent you from just holding Right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >character is about going fast
      >game punishes speed
      >game is also slower than mario
      Sonic was never good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is the slowest zone in the whole series. 2 and 3 are where speed really shines. 1 was like a learning experience for the team prob.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the character is not about going fast, the marketing for the system was about going fast and since kids don't know specs they said the character was fast to contrast it with the nes
        with sonic, at least in the good games, he is actually about pinball physics

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >character is literally named Sonic
          >the Saturday Morning Cartoon literally his entire gimmick was being fast and running circles around the bad guys
          >the character is not about going fast
          zoom fricking zoom.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >muh corporate ads dictate how a game actually is!
            sorry boomercuck, maybe if you actually cared about the gameplay we wouldn't we have got a dogturd of a 3d sonic game on the Dreamcast which led the diarrhea downfall of one of the greatest series up that point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        me standing outside of your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You will never get laid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. It's to prevent you from just walking forward

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. It’s to prevent you from just walking forward.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward.

        Based Miiverse hivemind.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad some other people aren't new

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me standing outside your house with a bat is also a trap. it's to prevent you from just walking forward.

      I miss Miiverse so much bros. We'll never get Nintendo-sanctioned child social media ever again.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Skill issue.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eggman. he doesnt want you to get through the level

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sonic games could still be good if they had stuff like that and they actually took skill

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