who will you play first?

who will you play first?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oxyotl, then Vlad

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will be so mad if they somehow fuck this up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chances are high.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        mortal empires is great

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it did take them a while to get the faction mechanics right for some of them in 2. I mean a couple were almost unusable until they were reworked (looking at you beastmen). hopefully this one will start off a little smoother and all the factions will be competitive right off the bat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well so far I'm just glad that they didn't go full
      cartoon mode in the campaign map like 3.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What would be full cartoon mode exactly?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          vibrant and lively colors instead of brooding grimdark.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think they have proven beyond all reasonable doubt that they have no fucking idea which part of their game is good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not really relevant to how IE will turn out

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hire based on race/gender instead of ability

          It absolutely will

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The article is talking about the game, not the company, right?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah so despite the colossal fuck up and broken state the game released in and the preponderance of evidence of misallocation of resources you're going to pick this hill?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know to what degree inclusiveness might have had an impact on that. I also don't know what their hiring practices are. But the DLC team is on the project now, as I understand it. That's somethin to cling to. But as far as inclusiveness in the game itself, I don't see how that impacts IM

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes yes I get it no amount of evidence will sway you from your religion. If you yourself don't question your indoctrination there's no way I can get through to you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck are you on about?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You view brainwashed religion as truth instead of an ideology and until you can objectively view it then you remain a zealot much like a medieval peasant viewed God and the Devil as living and breathing things in their daily lives. You cower from the word "moron" like a jungle savage cowers from the carved likeness of an evil God. You're just not intelligent enough to get it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This really doesn't have anything to do with my posts

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think it's the same anon as before, it's probably someon trying to be funny or troll

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could be

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, you're too stupid to understand it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. You take care now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                CA always released broken and unplayable games with shit, pointless mechanics
                If anything, it just proves that hiring women and blacks doesn't influence quality of product at all...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Moron.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no u

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's completely fucking right going by CA's track record. Even before all that shit they nearly bankrupted their fucking company and had to be bought by Sega to survive.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't remember empire
                >doesn't remember first rome
                >doesn't remember second rome
                >doesn't remember first warhammer
                >doesn't remember how bad warhammer 2 was in general until they started releasing paid dlc characters with not shit vortex campaign, and fixed turn times in general

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vortex was alright.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >expand for more than two provinces and demons will spam on the other part of map just to troll you
                >scrolls collection in general
                >worst final battle in history of franchise
                >pre patched skaven mechanics
                No, it was as bad as realms of chaos

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                only if it ignored the actual campaign and just paid for intervention armies whenever the AI tried to win. the campaign itself was shit and could only be fun if you pretended like it was ME

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he meant in terms of being broken at release

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well. Mainly because you can ignore basically the entire mechanic and just expand instead.

                Still SIGNIFICANTLY better than realms of chaos though. Realms mega punishes you for doing anything besides getting 1 really OP army on your legendary lord and spamming end turn till you can get a soul. At least the Vortex required you to actually go out and capture ritual resource settlements. In Realms there is literally no point to expanding beyond what's required to have one powerful army on your legendary lord.

                playing the empire is a meme right? you are not playing the boring humans in a game with demons, elves, undead, lizarmen, etc

                Using actual military tactics to defeat giants and horrors beyond time is pretty fun. It also helps that the empire is actually really good at a couple of things, and not just some jack-of-all-trades factions.
                >Contender for best artillery in the game
                >Contender for best cavalry in the game
                >Large variety of wizards to suit your needs

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                playing the empire is a meme right? you are not playing the boring humans in a game with demons, elves, undead, lizarmen, etc

                >monster/immortal has been alive since before your race existed
                >entire life is only war, doesn't even have a concept of a life outside battle
                >body is shaped by gods/magic to be the ultimate fighting machine
                >dies to a 26 year old guy with a metal stick in 1v1 combat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That reminds me. How are those female lord corruption mods coming along?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only competent team is Rich's, and as I understand it, that's the team that worked on this, so it might be fine. Unfortunately that's why the dlc will suck

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karl.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

      ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Then Kislev, probably Boris, it would be fun running a train on Chaos' taint in their own lands.

      Franz.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every once in a while play 3 or 4 multiplayer matches against my friend who happens to have like 800~ hours in Wh2
        > always pick empire, no matter what he chooses
        > always win
        I don't even play empire that much in single player anymore, they are just *too* fun to play in MP, it is hard to put them down

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        GENTLEMEN.

        I just want the Guns of the Empire mod ported over ASAP. God help me I love guns.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

      ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Then Kislev, probably Boris, it would be fun running a train on Chaos' taint in their own lands.

      Franz.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]

      Let's fucking GOOOOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE NATION CALLS

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kislev because I haven't played as ones.
    Once the modded contents make it over to WH3, New World Colonies so I can Conquistador the whole damn world with pike and shots.
    Otherwise, Last Defenders.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one. I'm done with CA ever since they went full pozzed.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The corruption mod guy is realising a new lewd mod with Morathi for IE, so probably her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      w-what
      what corruption mod haha, am I out of loop or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lazy's Corrupted Miao Ying Progression in the workshop.
        You can get later stages and a whole slew of good submods on his discord. In the end Miao casually walks around naked and fucks everything she can find, it's fun stuff,

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Virgin and the Chad

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semi new to warhammer, I was wondering, I dont seem to understood chaos. By itself, it shouldn't just produce pure assholes, it should produce... well chaos, a bunch of uncontrolled variety of people.
    There should be people who are affected by chaos and not be pure assholes or be the complete opposite.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There should be people who are affected by chaos and not be pure assholes or be the complete opposite.
      Those are wizards and magic users in general, they use a controlled essence of chaos called the Winds of Magic. Chaos itself used to be a blank canvas but was twisted into the evil shit it is because it is fueled by all of the emotions of the mortals, where things like lust, hate, and ambition are a million times stronger in influence than things like love or compassion. Good warp entities exist, the gods of the Elves and Humans exist in the warp, but they're woefully underpowered.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking more of chaos worshipers and anything near the north poles. The closer they get to chaos, by itself they should be more affected toward the various aspects that makes a human and lose control of themselves, not only an asshole but being kind to others.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humans living around the wastes have semi-functioning societies but they tend to be almost bronze age era nomads or warlords like the Kurgan or Norscans. They barbarians, but pledge themselves to a patron deity for protection to live in those lands, some come and settle in civilized lands and quit being cunts, but the more they're exposed to chaos via pursuing favor from the gods the more corrupted they become. The Chaos Gods have a hold of what's imbued to mortals beyond the winds of magic, and those that try to take it for themselves just end up being twisted abominations. Chaos in the mortal realm is like radiation in comic books, it will either kill you or give you super powers with a terrible cost, except the radiation can also influence you to its own will and kill you by leaving if you don't listen to it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vilitch, i just mostly want to play with the warshrine

          you might be thinking of 40k, chaos in fantasy is especially destructive, each gods only goal is total domination of the warp and to consume the material realm. there can be (arguably) good/honorable Northman but they are totally subservient to their masters. I think there is a passage about a norscan killing pregnant women and going on khornes shit list

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you might be thinking of 40k, chaos in fantasy is especially destructive
            Honestly I'd say 40k Chaos is more dangerous because there aren't even the winds of magic to protect psykers there. Also the galaxy was ripped in two and chaos is spilling out into real-space to the extent that Nurgle's garden was in fucking Ultramar for a while. Just as grim as Fantasy but the scale is pants-on-head retarded bigger.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no I mean that more literally. fantasy chaos wants to destroy the physical realm and 40k wants to keep it alive and feed on it. 40k chaos gods lost the horus heresy on purpose because they want to feed off of humanities suffering

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >40k chaos gods lost the horus heresy on purpose because they want to feed off of humanities suffering
                That's still conjecture at this point. They wanted to win and destroy the galaxy for sure. There's a lot more holes explaining why everything ended up the way it did in 40k right now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Khorne doesn’t really care who gets killed, but he does get royally pissed if someone kills someone helpless and offers it up as some kind of trophy.
            The victim doesn’t matter, but the insult to him does.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Chaos" doesn't mean random in this case. Chaos is by its nature a corrupting influence, so all its servants exhibit the traits of that corruption. You're not going to be worshipping any of those cunts while being a swell guy, and even if you intend to use the powers while being a good boy, the corruption is inevitable

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Warriors of Chaos is equivalent of a CRUSADE called forth by a chosen of Chaos and gays getting all the gays around him a massive spew and army to ass rape the world/Southlanders, looking for spoils or favor of the Gods.

      Norscans, Kurgans, Tongs, and Hungs, Imperial Cultists, are the cultures and tribes that usually mass into the Warriors of Chaos.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL DAY EVERY DAY. Then Kislev, probably Boris, it would be fun running a train on Chaos' taint in their own lands.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Franz.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archaon

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No blood and gore = no play.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait they don't fucking have that in yet?????

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it literally releases the same day as IE you stupid moron

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Chaos Dwarfs
    No buy. Maybe if they fix the Vampirates' rosters and balance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they made the depth guard actually good I think.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GENTLEMEN.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where is he going to start this time? I hope somewhere else than Solland

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like the same spot.
        https://www.totalwar.com/blog/twwh3-ie-starting-positions/

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grombrindal.
    I will soak the land in Druchii blood.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to purge your stuntie filth and Chaos shits from Naggaroth as the True Phoenix King.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    since they added azazel, you guys think we'll get the other kino characters from the champions of chaos book? I'm thinking arbaal the undefeated, aekold hellbrass, valnir and egrimm van horstmann would be based.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be too sexy but looks like Azazel is the exception, with Vilitch, Festus and Valkia being present. Still, super happy one of the classics returned. Here is hoping for a TT mini.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arbaal the undefeated
      He has a lore blurb in the latest build

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aekold hellbrass
      is that the guy who killed a super-powered vlad in seconds by simple walking next to him?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't really kill him, but Vlad did have to run away. The Felix Jaeger beat him solo.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I fucking hope Von Horstmann gets in.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't. Not that I mind the character but mechanically I don't see that there's much to him aside from being a wizard on a monstrous mount, and there's more than enough of those already.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just loved his novel. He's a badass.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i can't find the novel for free anywhere

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go to /tg/ in the warhammer general. They have literally every book in pdf there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy fuck thank you anon

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The mantle of Chaos is mine to bear

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Azhag. Next either Oxyotl or Vlad. I wonder what they'll do to stop Vlad getting steamrolled by all the order factions. He's completely surrounded and doesn't have Mannfred helping him anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have Mannfred helping him anymore
      Bro he's where Mannlet used to be, meaning he's in a lot better of a position since he isn't splitting land between the two of them.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody, I have already played tww1&2 factions multiple times, I have no interest in doing so again.
    Maybe I'll try the DLC but I'm not that interested in more daemons with recycled mechanics.

    I'm waiting for the Chaos Dwarfs.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Give some settlements to your bros
    >Get amazing relation scores
    >Build outposts
    >Hire their units

    What will your doomstack look like, Ganker?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lizardmen with dwarf artillery from Spine of Sotek Dawi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prolly Chosen and a few hellcannons, idk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dorf gyrobombers carpet bombing shit with empire tanks and hellblaster artillery mopping everything else up
      The skies shall rain fire and molten lead.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DWARF INF & FLAMETHROWERS
      EMPIRE ART & GRYPHON CAV

      Propably Karl Franz or Balthasar Gelt.
      Going to Ally Dwarfs for their OP Tanky Inflanty and remove degenerates on huge scale.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elf moment

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        right in the donglitz

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A LOW BLOW, DAWRI!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair there's no way the Elf would have known the ricochet would be like that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using doomstacks
      boring

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not affected by your tech/lord skill tree
      meme

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Skill tree abusing is still a thing

        I forgot some people aren't playing Grimhammer. The vanilla skilltrees are so poorly designed. Regular spear Goblins can get something like 70+ Melee attack with the right lords and heroes which completely removes the incentive to spec your lords in any other way.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Regular goblins do no AP damage though. Yeah they can hold the line like Chosen, but you'd need something else to deal with single entities and armor. Nasty Skulkers are much better at punching above their weight.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >unironically playing SFO Bloathammer
          lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >noooooooo you can't just have a variety of units, it's bloat!!!!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Demon slayers(fast for the dwarf, meatshields, cowards)
              Khorne bloodletters(handguns)
              Grail knights(great bow)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >repeating memes instead of explaining where the supposed problems lie
                Thanks for confirming you have never played it and don't know anything about TW either

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What about a variety of cocks in your ass HAHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rightful warlord if eight peaks of course.

      I will live the life of Skarsnik and Franz forming a friendship that will unite gobbo and humie in a bond as powerful as the dawi and grumgi. We shall have mortars and guns with sneaky gits running the rest down.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oxyotl or Mazdamundi now his start position isn't cancer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mazdamundi's position is practically unchanged isn't it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he is on same place as mortal empires and vortex

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mazdamundi hasn't moved, but a lot of lords have moved away from Lustria, making it less of a clusterfuck

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mazdamundi is pretty hard to move

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALBERIC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I might actually try out Brettonia now that the outpost system is in place. I just couldn't bring myself to play a faction with neither interesting ranged units, artillery, nor monsters. I think it's the only faction I haven't played across all the games.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valkia or Vilitch

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone that knows the lore of WHF tell me why slannesh doesn't invade ulthuan if they know the elfs are there?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did, N'kari itself attacked Ulthuan during the Great Incursion (and a couple of times after) but got so absolutely ass-blasted by Aenerion and his dragon that he holds a personal grudge against Aenerion's bloodline.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sigvald tried to invade them before because he heard they had better hair than him but got his ass beat. He settled for burning Bretonnian villages to the ground over some bad wine.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Propably Karl Franz or Balthasar Gelt.
    Going to Ally Dwarfs for their OP Tanky Inflanty and remove degenerates on huge scale.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imrik or Teclis. Haven't played HE in ages and want to see how they perform in IE, but I dont want to start on Ultuan

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has WH3's performance been fixed or does it still run like shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CA
      >optimising anything
      lel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take that as a no, then.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      as far as I know the campaign map still doubles as a GPU stress test

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So, I assume that with Immortal Empires there is a big chance that my PC with 2060 Ti will detonate.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          a 2060 Ti should be absolutely fine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Trust me, judging by my Realms of Chaos playthrough, it's not doing fine. It's not doing fine at all. So, I can guess IE will make it worse.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I ran my first campaign on a 950. Week one.
              No, it was not fine, and I did get a new card, but if my old 950 could somewhat manage it, a 2060 Ti should have very little issues. So long as you're not cracking everything to maximum.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used a 2070 and it was fine, stop being a bitch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          a 2060 Ti should be absolutely fine

          Trust me, judging by my Realms of Chaos playthrough, it's not doing fine. It's not doing fine at all. So, I can guess IE will make it worse.

          total war are more CPU hungry games

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently, there are some hardcoded problems where the game stubbornly uses only 1 core, bottlenecking the performance. Or something. Apparently, it's been a thing since at least Shogun 2 if not earlier.
            And on the other side of the spectrum, you have fucking Troy, that looks great and runs like a charm on a goddamn potato.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have not played warhammer 3 apparently, or you have an ancient CPU

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have a 6800xt and it's the bottleneck 95% of the time, maybe when you take on two full stacks of skavenslaves it's the cpu that makes it chug but not usually.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wh3 is a black hole of any computing power you can have

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't someone discover everything is essentially being rendered twice or something like that? Like something fucking absurdly stupid that happens for no reason and hugely decreases performance.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Performance dropped to half or less compared to TWWH2, so they're definitely doing something majorly fucked.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually wouldn't be surprised. CA can be really derpy sometimes with their optimization.
        Remember the reason for the long AI turns in Mortal Empires.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can run WH2 on some very high settings, with another game in the background, better than I can WH3 by itself. Shit is ridiculous

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE BOYS
    ALLYING WITH VAMPIRATES FOR CANNONS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUST
      ADD
      THE
      FUCKING
      SHANTY
      CA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the goys allying with vaxxpirates

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to choose actually. Playing one of my old favorites like Dwarfs or Skaven on the expanded map is always tempting, but so are the TWWH3 factions since they're new. I only played a single Cathay campaign before dropping the game on account of Realms of Chaos being garbage and the game being buggy as fuck with poor performance.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Q U E E K

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fantasy chads... WE FUCKING WON

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does he still ride a pony?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he and his horse are huge now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chaos Knights got upgraded, they are fucking enormous now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish foot lords were better, and you didn't have to ride everyone around on their stupid mounts, essentially turning them into their mounts. That's super gay.

      Only reason to be on foot is to make you harder to hit. And that's totes mega-lame.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archaon or vilitch depending on the new shit tzeentch is getting.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which dumb bong moron at CA decided that the trailer music* for their vids can't be used for in-game factions

    Not counting the 4 Monogod trailers for WH3 release, those are actually from other music studios

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL worship Khorne

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      too bad she looks like a buffy-style vampire in-game. got bogged by khorne

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a nice ass in game and doesn't look like the gargoyle that got leaked so all's forgiven

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Skarbrand and Taurox both have really well defined glutes too, Khorne is an ass-man

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I appreciate ass as much as the next guy, but man I miss the days when game devs and nerdspace fags in general weren't afraid of tits. And pretty faces, for that matter.

            But at least this is better than the likes of Morathi. Ugh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just can't be into bald women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they have a sexily cone-shaped cranium?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they have a sexily cone-shaped cranium?

        I'm personally ok with some kind of hair replacement like tentacles, horns, horns feathers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will download the first half decent hair mod for valkia i can find.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Natalie Portman though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for bullying.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to play Warhammer Total War games, but I'm a shit whit real time battles 🙁

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can slow down time/stop time and issue orders m8

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any dumb grug smash WH3 factions? Basically I want Taurox's battle gameplay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Khorne. Khorne is... simple.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Khorne, obviously. Ogres, too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Khorne. Khorne is... simple.

        Doesn't Khorne mostly still use infantry blobs? I prefer lower entity counts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You've got minotaurs and bloodthirsters and spawn if you want to monster mash.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally Skarbrand, and probably Valkia as well
            Which makes sense because they're the same patreon god as Taurox
            >122 melee attack
            >1200 weapon strength
            And this isn't even with any of the super weapons like the Chainsword or Sword of Khaine
            [...]
            Khorne has minotaurs and other monsters if you want, but all you really need is Skarbrand

            Thanks
            Guess I know which new faction to try first in 4 years when all the DLC goes on sale

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          mid-high level skarbrand can solo entire armies on normal battle difficulty easily

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also access to minotaurs, a line in exalted Bloodletters with them between shreds most anything that goes into melee.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Skarbrand, and probably Valkia as well
      Which makes sense because they're the same patreon god as Taurox
      >122 melee attack
      >1200 weapon strength
      And this isn't even with any of the super weapons like the Chainsword or Sword of Khaine

      [...]
      Doesn't Khorne mostly still use infantry blobs? I prefer lower entity counts

      Khorne has minotaurs and other monsters if you want, but all you really need is Skarbrand

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, why isn't Skarbrand wielding Slaughter and Carnage?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's got one of the Khorne realm weapons, but iirc it's the weakest one
          https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Skar%27s_Kraken-Killer
          He could get way more raw damage out of Slaughter and Carnage once he's fully fed but Kraken Killer has a heal

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He could get way more raw damage out of Slaughter and Carnage
            I think at a certain point the weapon damage doesn't really matter that much, >1k and you're going to delete any single entities that try to fight you, i'd value having healing and unbreakable more than i would getting to 2k damage well into a battle.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Havent played TW3 but is Skarbrand really as one man army as his trailer and fluff implies in the game?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a one man doomstack
          Every single one of his combat skills raises his base weapon strength until he starts with about 1000, and his unique weapon doubles that once he has enough kills
          He also has by far the most MA out of any lord in the game and surprisingly decent regeneration
          He can't fly like normal bloodthristers can though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw someone says non-dwarf/caster "one man doomstack"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yup.
            You just send Skarbrand at the enemy enemy army and see him do his thing. He CAN be killed, but he'll probably take 60% of enemy troopes with him.

            Neat to know. Unfortunately I can't play TW3 cause my craptop is too old and can't run it so instead I am thinking of buying Skarbrand himself.

            Fluff says

            >and he had toppled cities with but one blow apiece,

            Dude must have been fucking strong in his prime. Pretty cool you get to use him in the game.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's probably the best in the game at deleting monsters and characters from the game, less efficient at killing large amounts of foot troops. He can only hit so many at a time, after all.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup.
          You just send Skarbrand at the enemy enemy army and see him do his thing. He CAN be killed, but he'll probably take 60% of enemy troopes with him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's the main reason Khorne has the most fun and easy campaign in RoC

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hes the most powerful lord by far in terms of right click to win. Which is pretty lore accurate little to nothing could 1v1 him.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Skarbrand, and probably Valkia as well
      Which makes sense because they're the same patreon god as Taurox
      >122 melee attack
      >1200 weapon strength
      And this isn't even with any of the super weapons like the Chainsword or Sword of Khaine
      [...]
      Khorne has minotaurs and other monsters if you want, but all you really need is Skarbrand

      Valkia has the same bonuses yes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ogre's, Khorne, and Valkia (probably).

      Skarbrand is ultimate duelists now. Even halfway upgraded literally nothing can 1v1 him. He'll kick everyone's ass.
      Though do be careful about groups. Even 1 unit of low level infantry can absorb tonnes of damage. Skarbrand absolutely wrecks N'kari normally, but if there are any marauders nearby and they help out N'kari they'll make it much harder for Skarbrand.

      I'm also happy to report that grug smash has become significantly better in warhammer 3 because melee units are stronger all around.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally nothing can 1v1 him
        >ku'gath enters the chat

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ku'gath can't stand against him either. It just takes longer to kill him afaik.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maxed out Skarbrand completely demolishes Ku'gath through his healing. And Ku'bois magic doesn't do much against Khorne's spell resistance.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is whatever the Vortex campaign in WH3 is called?
    AND WHEN THE FUCK ARE CHAOS DWARFS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok for a playthrough or two, but the mechanics make it absolute garbage.

      The community estimates a Chorf expansion this December/January.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than they were on launch but still not good
      Fun for a single playthrough

      >literally nothing can 1v1 him
      >ku'gath enters the chat

      Player N'Kari and player Ku'Gath kitted out correctly and leveled enough can take on AI Skarbrand, but if you do a head to head campaign against someone halfway decent nothing can touch him and you usually have to rely on army losses

      >He could get way more raw damage out of Slaughter and Carnage
      I think at a certain point the weapon damage doesn't really matter that much, >1k and you're going to delete any single entities that try to fight you, i'd value having healing and unbreakable more than i would getting to 2k damage well into a battle.

      He gets Gorefeast in campaign

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when you get to turn 30 it opens lame ass portals in your territory you have to "race" through otherwise it starts spawning armies. i hate it so much.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How is whatever the Vortex campaign in WH3 is called?
      It's terrible, literally so bad I stopped playing the game after my first playthrough. It's called "Realm of Chaos."

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played it on launch and found that even the Vortex campaign shit seemed to get very laggy on the overworld, did they ever fix that? If not, I would have to imagine Immortal Empires will be a disaster performance wise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did they ever fix that?
      Nope.
      >If not, I would have to imagine Immortal Empires will be a disaster performance wise.
      Yup. Never change CA.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >who will you play first?
    Nakai
    Yes, I'm serious

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, so let me get this straight: if I want warriors of chaos units in 3's daemons factions I need this new dlc?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but I think there's a handful of units coming as FLC. Just 3 or so though, iirc it's variants of Nurgle, Slaanesh and Tzeentch warriors

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...fucked if I know. My small brain can't comprehend how does CA want to interteine WoC and Chaos Gods into one coherent whole and what happens if you don't have WH1 in your library.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that the grey market is a thing if you are a massive poorfag and havent bought WH1 or 2.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any chance at all they'll ever add the Ind shit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet they open up the area but don't add an ind race

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends what GW will do. They're the slowest morons in tabletop, however.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate India so I hope not
      >their magic revolves around obnoxious odors that put Clan Pestilens to shame

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pajeetmancers using lore of street shitting

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ku’Gath starts on the island because he’s trying desperately to wash the smell off him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once we have a finalized map, at the very least mods will add the pygmies and ind.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems a bit silly to have Archaen run around when there's literal demons of their own factions streaming out of the Warp

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Lokhir, Gelt, Settra, or Sigvald. I'm really iffy on touching the new factions until they get some DLC because they look pretty barebones. Maybe I'll do a test run with Zhao Ming and Kostaltyn

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /vg/ did a poll.

    http://poal.me/2335xc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's only one correct answer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh mannlets…
        When will they learn?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chorfs and HobGobs all but confirmed by placement of playables

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and HobGobs
        Would they be their own race? I played a chorf mod and hobgoblins were basically just like the t1 orc goblin units

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I played a chorf mod
          And we should care, because?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could be either. Ive seen armies of just hobgobs & men, sort of a huns/mongols thing, with Chorfs having hobbos, but as slaves. Idk, im just suspecting 2 DLC races and Chorf is a sure thing. Dogs of war, hobbos are both plausible, nippon's out the window based on the map unless they expand

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nippon's out the window based on the map unless they expand
            Wouldn't be the first time

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Where else have they expanded the map in WH2 compared to the Mortal Empires announcement?

              Could be either. Ive seen armies of just hobgobs & men, sort of a huns/mongols thing, with Chorfs having hobbos, but as slaves. Idk, im just suspecting 2 DLC races and Chorf is a sure thing. Dogs of war, hobbos are both plausible, nippon's out the window based on the map unless they expand

              Maybe if they go the route of Grom where you buff the fuck out of the weak units. I simply don't know enough about them, a hob goblin LL probably wouldn't be allowed to use any chorf units, right? Since gobbos are just the slaves

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Where else have they expanded the map in WH2 compared to the Mortal Empires announcement?
                Are you serious?
                darklands in weeb skaven gay elf update

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Where else have they expanded the map in WH2 compared to the Mortal Empires announcement?
                If I recall, they expanded the area around where Malus and Snikch start when they were released. I don't recall if the Tomb King desert was fully implemented before their DLC, but I think it was

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Where else have they expanded the map in WH2 compared to the Mortal Empires announcement?
                Are you serious?
                darklands in weeb skaven gay elf update

                Didn't know the kiddy pool didn't exist before Sniktch

                >I don't recall if the Tomb King desert was fully implemented before their DLC
                Either way, that's a way larger feature in Vortex
                I suppose they could add a small Ind in IE and a big one in Chaos Realms but I doubt it

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    PRINCE AND EMPEROR

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Emperor Karl "I must let my servants die right in front of me without helping them because that's the only way to get filled by big daddy sigmar's jizz" Franz
      nah, he's a fag

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just cant play as the evil races so this is conflicting for me.
    I only play as the empire, dwarves, high elves, wood elves, lizardmen and i'm yet to play as kislev
    Everytime I want to try something different I just can't do it I can't be the villains of the piece

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you should play Nurgle then

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I just love eating people! yum yum, their screams make me so happy!
        yeah, real great guy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He loves them anon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're thinking of Ogres, Nurgle loves you and just wants what's best for you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >open window
            >look outside
            >see these guys come rampaging towards you
            >return to your breakfast table, unperturbed
            >read in your Daily Altdorf that they're actually your friends and love you
            >your entire family already died of the plague
            >attempt to finish your coffee as the entire building you're in collapses around you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play Tomb Kings. They just want people to get off their lawn.

        both of these are evil as they are dead or ugly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          True beauty is the creating and sharing of life, anon
          Let Nurgle guide you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            visually ugly things and people are bad and should be destroyed

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Beauty is skin deep, embrace the Plague Lord and be happy

              >open window
              >look outside
              >see these guys come rampaging towards you
              >return to your breakfast table, unperturbed
              >read in your Daily Altdorf that they're actually your friends and love you
              >your entire family already died of the plague
              >attempt to finish your coffee as the entire building you're in collapses around you

              Just means you get to meet Grandfather early, rejoice!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean, Khalida is pretty hot.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. chud

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just not true.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct
            Tomb Kings can be evil like Arkhan but Nurgle is always good

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the presents are all plagues aren't they

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tomb Kings are not evil. They are just conservative.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're undead which means they're immune to disease, which is pretty selfish of them
                Parasites need to live too you know
                I'm out of Nurgle pictures now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play Tomb Kings. They just want people to get off their lawn.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can only play as the evil guys. itst fun for me to ruin everything.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can just about manage to play as the orks because they feel naughty not evil and I think I feel the same way about the ogres too (I tried taurox and that was fun too but they sort of feel like humans a bit so its ok) but the rest of them can all FUCK off

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No orks in fantasy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a retarded moron.

      [...]
      both of these are evil as they are dead or ugly

      No wait, a retarded double moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        visually ugly things and people are bad and should be destroyed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe

        see
        [...]

        Tomb Kings are not evil. They are just conservative.

        Rat squad

        Legend of Total War here

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helman Ghorst. I'll flood Cathay with zombies and Necromancers

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never got around to finishing even a single campaign near release, so I'll probably do Miao Ying. Then I'll play Vlad.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rat squad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BORN TO DIE-DIE

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rat squad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where other three?

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asur dicky

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      example?

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mommy

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eltharion. Hopefully his starting position isn't shit, for once.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DIAMONDO

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favourite Warhammer Total War Youtuber haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      el gran Turino

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    uninstall wizard

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >who will you play first?
    I HATE SNOW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hear *snickers* Malekith HATES the snow! Bwahahahahahahaha!
      I fucking love Tzeentch so much. Those chicken fetuses are a riot.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AZHAG IS 'ERE

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a Neferata LL.
    Sexy Egyptian vampire is the best shit on the planet.
    I just don't know if she will be a Tomb King or a Vampire Count.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neferata is in the Nagash mod and she's overtuned as fuck, massively powerful. Also even if we did get Neferata way down the line as official DLC she won't look like that, she'd look like she did in 8th.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She, Nagash and Arkhan should have their own sub faction. Also Nagash should start as humble freshly raised skeleton with a mission to restore his greatness otherwise we may get another Ariel and that is a bad thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        EVERQUEEEEN OF THE ASRAIIIIII

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the issue with Ariel?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing, she's perfect just the way she is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ariel should have been a Lord choice but they wanted her as a Hero so she could be in the same army as Orion even though Orion is a shit lord that no one plays

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They should have given them the treatment Vlad/Isabella are getting

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe one day, but I don't think it'll happen

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i hope the new map really is as colorful as in the trailer. it looked gorgeous

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40k player watching all of this attention going to fantasy

    bros i just want a good 40k strategy game again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >good game
      >tw3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude 40k is so much more popular that they killed fantasy and tried to turn it into 40k too, you have nothing to complain about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      blame relic for shitting the bed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are about to get a fun looking cRPG, stop complaining. While WHF fans have been begging for a cRPG since forever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you joking? even tho 40k games are shit nowadays the games that have already been made before DoW 3 and before GW started giving the IP to pretty much everybody who wanted to make a game about it are much, much better than anything fantasy ever got, fantasy was pretty much forgotten in the game industry until TWH while 40k has had gems like DoW 1/2 and even earlier games from all sorts of genres, the fact that GW made new lore/units/Factions and such for WH3 AFTER cannonically finishing the entire setting years ago already tells just how impactful TWH was for fantasy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will always maintain the opinion that Gladius is a good game worth your time.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play dwarf.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will be playing Karl Franz and I will be opening a word document to write thousands of words of LARP and roleplay to immerse myself and I will unify the realm of man and then eventually allow the Chaos invasion to skullfuck most of the world including the Empire staging a deliberately important key battle in Reikland with the best and brightest of the Empire who still survive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will be using novelAI to write up my fanfiction instead, I did the same with game 2 and beastmen year ago and it was seriously fun

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love it. My last Warhammer 2 game with Empire was divided into chapters based around key events or wars or battles that I'd describe like an old imperial scribe.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long will it be a broken unplayable clusterfuck? 2 months? 4?

    gonna wait for chorfs it should be fixed by then

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it run like shit just like WH2?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It runs way worse than 2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck that then. I have a 3600 and 2070 super and 2 runs like shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, I have 2060 Ti and WH2 runs fine. By "fine" I mean 65-75 FPS on Ultra. WH3 on the other hand barely can keep 50 FPS on Medium-High.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It runs way worse than 2

      For no goddamn reason, mind you. Because those miniscule graphical improvements (you can even argue if the game really does look better than WH2) do not explain such a gigantic performance drop.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's pretty bizarre. Battles in 2 I can run at 60-80fps on a mix of mostly high and ultra settings. Looks good, runs decently. In 3 I have to turn everything down to at least medium or I can't hit 60 at all once spells start flying. And the campaign map runs like absolute ass regardless of settings.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It runs way worse than 2

      [...]
      For no goddamn reason, mind you. Because those miniscule graphical improvements (you can even argue if the game really does look better than WH2) do not explain such a gigantic performance drop.

      Fuck that then. I have a 3600 and 2070 super and 2 runs like shit.

      Yeah, it's pretty bizarre. Battles in 2 I can run at 60-80fps on a mix of mostly high and ultra settings. Looks good, runs decently. In 3 I have to turn everything down to at least medium or I can't hit 60 at all once spells start flying. And the campaign map runs like absolute ass regardless of settings.

      Huh, I have 2060 Ti and WH2 runs fine. By "fine" I mean 65-75 FPS on Ultra. WH3 on the other hand barely can keep 50 FPS on Medium-High.

      >outing yourself as poorfag
      Lol!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see no reason to buy 3080 Ti for a game that should comfortably run on much, much lower specs, just because some Britbong did a shoddy optimization work.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEASTMEN RARROOO ME PEEPEEPOOOPOOO ON YUOOOOO

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a full list of the factions/lords or do I need to watch the fucking video to see who I can play on release?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can play anyone you own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single faction you could play in 1/2/3 is available to play. Any ones you couldn't due to not owning DLC are not.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    c-can I play a Strigoi lord yet? Ushuran will rise again!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut UP you ugly FAILURE.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        STRIGOI
        GHOUL KING

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same I play in every campaign

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a new Vampire Count lord. Give me some classic Gothic kino, none of this Egyptian and Pirate stuff.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is wrong with the von Carsteins?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL get your Egyptian Mommy Bitch and you WILL be happy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red Duke might be coming as FLC
      Neferata's faction was patched in late in the life cycle of warhammer 2 with the Lahmian Sisterhood
      That's 2 lords that could come.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't buy Total War: Warhammer II until the very last DLC was released. Why the fuck would I buy Warhammer III any sooner in its life?

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chaos get to control towns
    So how does humans and demons live in the same town?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very carefully

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very carefully

      >luv me orgies
      >ate high taxes
      >simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, ask america

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chaos worshippers move in I suppose, there's always going to be hangers on that can't fight but build the edifices to the chaos gods and the like

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on a daemon.
      Slaanesh - they get along. Tentacles might be involved.
      Nurgle - they get along. Hugs might be involved.
      Tzeentch - I guess nobody really understands how it works.
      Khorne - humans and live very briefly, but it's the thought that counts.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I knew how to play Tomb Kings well. Or Vampire Counts for that matter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tomb Kang are easy
      >sit around for 100 turns waiting for town growth
      >kill everyone with big constructs
      At the start you can just make a line of skellymen with your Ushabti behind it and then walk them forward when the skellies are engaged. Ushabti are monstrous size so they can just walk into small units, and all the skellies will stop them from taking hits

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    vampire coast and sail around the world

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Unit upgrade system
    Will this let me use regular foot soldiers all the time instead of having the best units 24/7? Were other TW games like this?

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to kick the lying, oathbreaking, lanky, knife-eared Wazzok right in dongliz.

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Settra the Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets,...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHOM

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is and will be completely inferior to Warhammer 2 for at least 3-4 years more,also looks like a fucking moba.

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to play the uninstall button

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daemons undivided

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kislev or high elf whore
    I love fighting chaos and pretty mad that empire didn't got nordland start

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chorfs: Confirmed
    >Nagash: Confirmed
    >Southern Realms / Dogs of War: Possible
    >Ind / Khuresh: Maybe in 5 years
    >Nippon: Never
    >Fishmen: If we're lucky
    >Pygmies: Only if God wills it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Red Duke???

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chink vampires will get in before the Red Duke or Neferata become playable
        Mark my fucking words

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't there a leak for him having a character intro similar to other Lords.
          Wasn't sure if maybe it was a leaked reveal thing or a test towards playable minor factions.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I remember correctly it was just the Red Duke's model on someone else's intro.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well that sucks.
              At least they've finally fucking confirmed Blood now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I just double checked and it was just the Red Duke in Lokhir's intro

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna play as Archaon first to experience the most 'vanilla' version of the Warriors of Chaos rework. The fact they fixed his head to stop it clipping through his shoulders is a bonus.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do we have full details on the rework yet?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        >Warriors are no longer a horde faction
        >Certain settlements are "Chaos Fortresses" which give more building slots, these include enemy faction capitals
        >controlling a Chaos Fortress lets you vassalize Norsca factions automatically, you can give settlements to your vassals instead of conquering them yourself
        >Warriors now recruit through a Warband system, are only able to recruit basic marauders at first but can upgrade them into stronger units as they gain more experience, i.e. upgrade Marauders into Horsemen, and then into Chaos Knights
        >can also dedicate units to specific gods which gives them different stat lines, i.e. upgrade Marauders into Chaos Warriors of Tzeentch, and then into Chosen of Tzeentch
        >can use a "Souls" currency to gain Gifts of Chaos, which can buff units, let you recruit daemons, and other such things
        >Kholek and Sigvald now have their own factions separate from Archaon
        I might be missing some details but this is the meat of it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw the Skaven Last Supper is my login wallpaper and the Assassination of Warboss Lincoln is my regular one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.totalwar.com/blog/tww3-introducing-the-coc/

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need to read more Gotrek and Felix. Those compilation books are dense.

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this guy updates his map with the new stuff.

    https://onedrive.live.com/?authkey=%21AI8t%2DhYYr%5Fvboi0&cid=8DC30531B1048C39&id=8DC30531B1048C39%212973&parId=8DC30531B1048C39%212971&o=OneUp

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like he will when all the DLC is out.

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blood enabled
    Skarbrand
    southlands bloodbowl

    skulls for the skull god etc

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Immortal Empires be a paid DLC? IIRC Mortal Empires was.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need all three games to play it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mortal Empires was free, you just needed TWW1 and TWW2, in this you will need all three games.

        No, it's free and you can play it without the other two games. But the races from WH1&2 won't be playable until you buy the games they're from.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you need all the games to access the campaign. Unless you're playing multiplayer, in which case only the host needs to own them all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mortal Empires was free, you just needed TWW1 and TWW2, in this you will need all three games.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IIRC Mortal Empires was.
      It never was you brainlet

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to buy the WH3 Wood Elf DLC in 3 years that upgrades the WH2 Wood Elf DLC I got to upgrade the WH1 Wood Elf DLC!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get the updates regardless, just not the new content itself. You also don't need to by Warhammer 1's Wood Elf DLC to buy and play the Sisters of Twilight in 2

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Customizable LLs when?
    I just want to create my own elven waifu.

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warriors of Chaos actually amazing now lel

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    playing the empire is a meme right? you are not playing the boring humans in a game with demons, elves, undead, lizarmen, etc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you are not playing the boring humans in a game with demons, elves, undead, lizarmen, etc

      What in the Lady's name hath thou just sayeth about me, knave? I'll have you know I was the best grail knight in sir Cholfric's the Blessed banner, and I've been involved in numerous errantry wars against Nehekhara, and I have over 3000 confirmed kills. I am trained in chivalry warfare and I'm the top jouster in the entire dukedom of Bordelaux. Thou art naught to me but just another practice quintain. I will wipe thee out with holy wrath the likes of which has never been seen before in the Old World or beyond, mark my righteous vow. Thou think you can get away with thine slander? Think again, rapscallion. As we speak I am gathering my vassals all across the Dukedom and your craven dwelling is scouted by my mounted yeomen so you better prepare for war, brigand. The war that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Thou shalt pay priests of Morr for your time is counted. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my lance. Not only am I extensively trained in personal combat, but all knights across the Dukedom heed my call and I will lead them in a glorious charge to wipe thy miserable derrière off the face of the Bretonnia, you scoundrel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your snide "book learned" remark was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your lying tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you honourless coward. I will bring down fury of Manann upon thee, and you will drown in it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Alberic is more devoted to Mannan than to the Lady?

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i see the game is finally coming out of early access, how did it feel paying to beta test Ganker?

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need a new roulette to roll for new campaigns

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The obese guy. Going to try to create some skullet/handle bar mustache looking ogre dude. Then I’m going to eat BBQ or salt and vinegar lays potato chips with one hand and collecting boss loot from drops while not contributing to the team at all. Just shadowing the guys doing all the work while enjoying savory, fried potato crisps.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Meanwhile in the Southlands, starting as Settra against Volkmar, Repanse, Mannfred, Skarsbrand and Queek.

    The Southlands Slaughterhouse will be fun

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know whether I want to enact the Oldest Grudge or go fucking absolute ham as Skarbrand.
      Killing my way through the Bowl and then sailing to Ulthuan seems like it could be really fun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget Wurzag.
      He’ll be an absolute nightmare for Skarbrand if he isn’t taken out before he gets armywide magical attacks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to cross the river as Skrag and eat his ass.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bit gay, lad

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats the joke.
            Not gonna lie though taking the Ogres into the thunderbowl seems like mad fun

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't, I have better games to play.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >who will you play
    WHO ELSE BUT THE EVERCHAD, LORD OF THE END TIMES
    his new animations look amazing. i fucking hate giving props to ca since they are a bunch of garden gnomes that butchered WH3 but they actually looks like chaos may actually be fun to play

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cathay, of course.

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit we have endgame crisis, WE STELLARIS NOW

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a grudge too far

    are you ready to get invaded by the stunties?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a grudge too far
      So just a normal ME campaign then?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these some big map events?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        new endgame crisis'es since WH3 made Chaos endtimes a little odd since all the baddies are in from the beginning.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        endgame scenarios, looks like they will be invasions like the chaos invasions used to be, i just hope its not just
        >suddenly spawn 20 armies of race x on top of the player settlements

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          spawn 20 armies of race x on top of the player settlements
          Did they hire the DAC modders?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's DAC?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Divide and Conquer. A submod for a mod for the best TW game.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other than the Blue Wizards and the stack that spawns the first time you take a faction capital, I don't really remember much about stacks suddenly spawning without warning

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I should add that I haven't played all that many factions however, so there could be a bunch of bullshit I don't know about

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I may be misremembering, but there are scripts that similate garrisons by spawning in stacks when you attack certain settlements

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ohhh, that's if you or the AI have an armory built in the settlement. But I do have a memory of certain AI controlled settlements having a bigger garrison than you could ever get

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They'd be really stupid to not have Dawi pouring out of every unmolested Karak or having the Wild Hunt all start at the Oak and then fan out in all directions constantly. These endgame scenarios need flavor too.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats what im hoping for too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these some big map events?

      new endgame crisis'es since WH3 made Chaos endtimes a little odd since all the baddies are in from the beginning.

      If they're implemented well, that's really cool. Adding more easy replayability through customization. Different NPC factions can probably get screwed over or take advantage of those events better than others which will lead to more varied outcomes for late game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a grudge too far
      So just a normal ME campaign then?

      This, every campaign I've played in the past few months ends with NPC dawi tide. Greenskins? Crushed. Skaven? Eradicated. Chaos? Annihilated.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me its usually AI grimgor/eshin/squeek killing the dwarves and taking over half the map

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying a grudge can go to far
      That’s going in the book

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, they have removed the Chaos Invasion and replaced it with something else?
      Cool, I guess, although I still would've liked Chaos to be a endgame baddie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They probably still are

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chaos dwarves.

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vlad and Isabella von Carstein.Who do you think would be easier to play as the main legendary Ward with the other one as the hero?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Isabella has the better faction effects.

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else want Belegar Ironhammer wife to be a legendary hero ?

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vlad maybe, though I am kind of tired of the VCounts roster. Lokhir or Repanse also.

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Until they optimize the performance - CA can fuck off. not burning my GPU for this shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek just wait two years like you had to for the other games where your turn length isn't 45 minutes

      Good thing they're diverse and inclusive though

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game doesn't fit on my ssd. If I install it on my hard drive I'm never gonna leave the load screen.

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noctilus

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever one is the farthest left on the selection menu

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not cracked
    I sleep

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Arkhan the Black.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The uninstall wizard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only correct answer

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the Empire has a pretty comfy place now right?
    Outside of Norsca and Vlad there aren't many really big threats, feels like the only way to expand as Karl would require beating the shit out of Brettonia or Kislev.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dont you have drycha/orcs/VC eating your elector counts and tanking your Authority anymore?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orcs and Mannfred fucked off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who is that by Hochland?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The new Nurgle guy I think

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some Chaos jogger, green probably means Nurgle

            what's he doing there? Is Hochland filled with more Chaos followers than the other empire provinces?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Since when does CA need a reason to put their LLs in places?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He starts in Brass Keep, an abandoned fortress full of Warriors of Chaos.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Festus, the new semi Nurgle LL was previously famous physician and doctor in the Empire. He has several clinics, hospitals, sanatoriums funded by him pre downfall to chaos in Hochland and Nordland, + Brass Keep was taken by Nurgle forces in the End Times . Festus himself even has base of operations in the sewers of Altdorf, so him being in the Empire makes sense

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't he the guy who just wanted to save people from a Nurgle plague and he accepted a pact with Chaos which instantly mindbroke him? Fuck Chaos

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, plague wasn't necessary by Nurgle, but Nurgle kinda promised him a knowledge to deal with any plague, infection, etc in the return of eternal servitude. He was desperate and thought it was coming from Shallya so he accepted and got detailed information about every virus or disease in existence known to Nurgle in his head,

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Poor guy is sandwiched between Kislev and Empire. Will it be possible to form a (temporary)alliance with ratfags and beastmorons?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Beastmorons easy, in fact every faction of WoC can vassalize even orcs now ( probably any faction not belonging to a good side - tomb kangz )

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some Chaos jogger, green probably means Nurgle

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they make Tzeentch's Doom Knights not look like shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warriors of Chaos now has the Thrones of Britannia unit recruitment system
    Lizardmen fucking need this its literally the most lore accurate way for them to get new units.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thrones of Britannia unit recruitment system
      What's that, precious?

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people in this thread, right now, who bought tww3, saw that they were stupid enough to think mortal empires was a side-thought to most fans, and didn't immediately refund it
    lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i refunded because of the horrible performance

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    POV:Nurgle vs Vampire Coasts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >POV
      Go back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      From my point of view the Jedi are evil

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slaanesh because I haven't played TWW3 yet, I like fast flanking factions, and I'm a degenerate.

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Creation Kit when
    the golden age of modding needs to return

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