Who would win?

Who would win?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niko is canonically the strongest GTA protagonist.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trevor is canonically the strongest GTA protagonist.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasnt he cucked by cj?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Opposite

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Opposite

        Catalina ditched CJ for Claude, but technically it wasn't cuckoldry because CJ never liked her and only spent time with her because she kept threatening to kill him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She cucked CJ despite him winning the slip to Claude's old garage. The fact that those two stuck together for as long as they did decade speaks volumes. At least CJ got out with most of his faculties intact.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niko is a trained soldier and a Slav.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niko, not even close

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fist fight, gun fight, or both?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In any context

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bowling.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully Niko since I hate Trevor.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trevor easily. We've already seen him kill another gta protag with ease. Also if we're talking gameplay and not just story he would also win considering he can literally become immortal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >biker
      >niko actually has military experience rather than Trevor who was a pilot in training

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Military experience
        >But Slavic military experience.
        I mean... it's better than nothing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, even with context of the gta universe they go out of their way to say niko is basically a one man army. Pretty sure niko is canonically the most competent and powerful gta protagonist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >powerful
        idk
        >competent
        probably the guy who invaded area 51

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niko because he’s good at everything you do in GTA 4. The only reason to use Trevor is for his moron strength to tank a few hits. He’s not especially good at anything neither mechanically or canonically. The only reason Trevor could kill Johnny is because he was methed up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was under the impression he was genuinely good at flying, and his business strategy seems successful. He's of above average intelligence at least, emotional issues aside.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >flying
        Forgot about that. Yeah that’s an edge. I’d still go for Niko because I think he’s stronger in a holistic sense, but Trevor definitely isn’t stupid. He’s just the least intelligent protagonist in GTA 5, and ironically the only one among them who makes smart choices is Franklin.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only reason Trevor could kill Johnny is because he was methed up.
      Johnny already being a suicidal druggo probably helped immensely. Johnny's only real advantage was him having nothing left to lose letting him take risks. He still pisses himself during the diamond deal when he hears Niko shooting up the place. The dude had a bum leg too so endurance and agility won't be his strong suit.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trevor would use a Reddit Rick and Morty blast to destroy Niko

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposted to be Zelinkskijiy on the left?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ze who?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zrjelinzskijyji

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trevor has temporary God Mode, how can Niko counter it? Trevor wins.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trevor ofc

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically probably niko but trevor has a literal invincibility powerup in game

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd wager Niko, just because he was literally in a fricking war and has military experience, unlike Trevor.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Certainly the events of GTA 5 must qualify as something similar to military experience. Quite a bit beyond what the average soldier does, even.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trevor trained in the air force, and only failed to be part of it because he was deemed too mentally unstable to join them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't make him a super soldier. Pretty sure they would have used Niko to kill him for shock value if they hadn't cut ties with the VA.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    trevor is nothing without his meth strength. niko would wipe the floor in a balanced fight.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CJ

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CJ
      >little b***h scared of Catalina
      >winning against any other GTA protag

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    trevor plays by toon rules so he wins unfortunately

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trevor is a homosexual, and canadian.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niko would snap that homosexual Canadian tweaker in half.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new Latina girl will beath both

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The new Latina girl will beath both
      I wish she would beat me and then sit on my face

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're joking, but I can see her girlbossing Trevor, use her "strong attitude" to make him fall in love with her and even turning him into her subservient pet who obeys her orders until Trevor found her with another (wo)man and leaves the scene like a pathetic puppy instead of murderraping everyone like he did in GTAV.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I hope she kills Trevor in an even more deplorable way

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is a powerful manjaw xer has got. I bet xer could deadlift 500lb before the estrogen injections.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of abilities all of these GTA protags are interchangeable so whoever the writer wants really.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >war veteran vs meth junkie
    Gee I wonder?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niko is an ex soldier from Yugoslavia and probably a war criminal. Trevor is just a failed military pilot, Canadian at that.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    trev

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Niko has the bigger wiener.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope there's a scene in GTA 6 where Niko blows Trevor's brains out in Vice City

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoever the writers want to win (so it will be a moronic result)

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sacrificing Trevor is the only sensible choice. He's just too unpredictable and is always suffering. It's the most humane thing you can do in the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Michael

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killing both should have been an option.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA protags power ranking

    >Unstoppable force of nature, peak of crime in human form
    CJ
    Trevor (forma de crystal meth)
    >Top tier
    Vicenzo
    Niko (deal ending)
    Micheal
    Claude
    Luis
    Huang
    >Mid
    Franklin (after meeting micheal)
    Tommy
    >Petty thugs, jobbers
    Mike (before Vinnie's death)
    Johnny (after liberty city)
    Franklin

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