It's not even grey and lifeless, everything is put through a murky green-brown-yellow filter, as if everything is submerged by a foot of foetid pond water.
It's not even grey and lifeless, everything is put through a murky green-brown-yellow filter, as if everything is submerged by a foot of foetid pond water.
It's "cinematic" color grading, it's becoming increasingly common in games even though the medium is an extremely poor fit for it
>dude it's like.. we're in the 60s..
Never understood the oldey camera obsession in AAA games, left looks like a shitty VHS rip while right would be the real UHD remaster. I guess it somewhat makes sense to make everything bright as shit thanks to modern tvs but in a post-OLED world there's no excuse when Todd also wants us to upgrade our setups.
Yeah, most of the game is full of writing like this.
Definately female writers, whole game is passive aggressive bullshit and snark. Fucking hate it... but I like the ship building and shooting so I'll finish the game. It is what it is.
Ugh, you can romance this dumb bitch?
I dipped my toes into her questline (which I guess is the """"main"""" quest?) and once she was going to join me decided to fuck off because I don't roll with no floppy cunts
>her second "I'm just still finding myself it's not u it's me" flirt dialogue response plays >Coles nappy haired not daughter Cora is right there the second the conversation camera pans out > "HI THERE"
Also the complete woman moment of wondering why your Government Exploration and Survey corps was shitcanned when you WEREN'T FINDING RESOURCES FOR HUMAN HABITATION out in space. The dumb cunt actually thinks she lost her job because she focused on "the science" and didn't discover enough wacky bug aliens to entertain the bugmen of Atlantis. There is not a single competent person on the writing team, what is this world building. Are resources scarce or aren't they? Are habitats in space skin of their teeth or post scarcity? Why are all the factions exactly the fucking same, goyslop liberal democracies. There isn't even a nation of Dave (in space!) quest.
your screenshot seems mostly fine other than the 1 reddit line. I think it's fine they put in 1 reddit line for the redditors. They gotta get a little something too
Ive flirted with her maybe four or five times basically whenever ive been given the option and EVERY SINGLE TIME she gets all shy and weird EVERY SINGLE TIME im trying to sniff her shitter and she wont let me SHE IS SUCH A FRIGID BITCH I saved her over the gay ass lodge and she still wont let me huff her butthole
That second image is actually kinda profound in a stupid way. It's like a toddler not understanding the gravity of events, but you yourself understand and are sorta blind-sided by the vector of information being an innocent child.
>There was once a war so big that they say all of the world was involved. This was actually the second time it happened >mfw I realize they're referring to World War II
Are you fucking kidding? Did human civilization just forget all of Earth's history when they left the planet ~350 years later? This is like if one of us said >There was once a war for freedom so big that they say 13 colonies came together to fight an empire. Apparently there was another such war in a land called "France" some time later. Fascinating!
It gets worse, he goes on to talk about the bad man hitler and about how he killed millions of innocents directly afterwards, as if he's been there and his grandpa died in the camps 400 years ago, very emotionally charged with some line a la "we must never repeat history"
No, I just don't really care about the specifics I only know specifics of WW2 because I'm from western Europe and family was directly affected by it. Matter of fact is that none of those events affect me or my future, so knowing about details is irrelevant either way.
>americans dont remember the revolutionary war >people dont remember the napoleonic wars >people dont remember the crimean war
wow you're're so right anon
There's a difference between knowing of and remembering. 99.99% of people won't know about the Taiping rebellion, the second Congo war or the hundreds of other major wars that happened throughout history. You know why? Because they don't care.
yes but those are regional conflicts which are largely irrelevant to the rest of the world, I bet the people in said regions all know them very well
WW2 was the first real modern war between major powers, with huge effects on geopolitics and technology, one of those technologies being the rocketry that the space travel in starfield is literally based on
99% of people are not as stupid or disinterested as you think
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World War 2 could be largely irrelevant to people who have settled on a different planet 300 years in the future too. Grav drives from their age are the equivalent to rockets from ours. We similarly take steam or petrol engines for granted these days.
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ww2 is a creation myth of current modern world. For that bland space sirsfield is showing earths destruction would be its creation myth. WW2 is completely irrelevant to them. Just as Napoleonic wars (the actual first real world war) are irrelevant now since they were the creation myth for the height of the european colonial empires.
How the fuck civilization that's more advanced than us, barely remembers a war that happened 300 years ago. When everyone of us who went through primary school knows what Roman civil war was? Not to mention that shit was way way before 300 years ago.
He writes the main strokes of the shit story, and Bethesda likely gives the dialogue writing to some intern or talentless nepot like Emil himself (Emil is a major writer for Bethesda because he was friends with Todd in high school)
I am not sure though.
90% of the time when someone complains about ""millennials"" they're actually complaining about cityfag hipsters
millennials are 40yo, married, 2 kids, working 2 jobs to pay their $800/week rent and dont have time for fag shit like starbucks and IPAs
"Spire fuels me." is a fine line by itself. It's the addition of "Spite and beer." that really shows the problem with modern writing. It's that weird need to add to something until it sufficiently is "funny enough", according to their standards.
Remember in Fallout NV you could literally kill every single person you came across and the game was fine with it? I feel like I can't mow down a single group of people without coming across an immortal NPC
Since the protag isn't voice acted like FO4 there's no reason not to give us more options even if they don't change the responses. Let me call this guy a gay and just give me the same response as the bottom choice
Name's a bit on the nose lmao. Honestly this can't be sincere. There must have been a lower caste staff member who was on to the bullshit and slipped this in.
This kind of shit is why I don't even consider paging $10 to play this on gamepass or God forbid buying it, despite buying baldurs gate 3 in spite of all its gayness. At least it wasn't trying so hard just to say "fuck you bigot white male gamers" as this game is
Women.
>her hobbies are "painting and crocheting".
Female writers were a mistake
I know a non-zero number of women that crochet, to include those that specifically crochet while drunk.
Because crocheting is trad so it's bad and evil according to feminists.
he said he knows women who crochet you spaz
I can't get over how ugly this game is, the color palette is so fucking grey and lifeless
It's not even grey and lifeless, everything is put through a murky green-brown-yellow filter, as if everything is submerged by a foot of foetid pond water.
It's "cinematic" color grading, it's becoming increasingly common in games even though the medium is an extremely poor fit for it
I imagine they did that to make the planets feel more alien, but the right image looks so much better.
You'd be surprised by how many people will argue that the left is somehow better because it's more "artistic"
removing this was the best mod I've tried so far
>dude it's like.. we're in the 60s..
Never understood the oldey camera obsession in AAA games, left looks like a shitty VHS rip while right would be the real UHD remaster. I guess it somewhat makes sense to make everything bright as shit thanks to modern tvs but in a post-OLED world there's no excuse when Todd also wants us to upgrade our setups.
Pajeet shit trying to be artsy is just so funny.
>Starfield was inspired by pure kino
It can't stop winning
How embarrassing
Yeah, most of the game is full of writing like this.
Definately female writers, whole game is passive aggressive bullshit and snark. Fucking hate it... but I like the ship building and shooting so I'll finish the game. It is what it is.
What a completely innocuous line to pretend to be upset by
Ugh, you can romance this dumb bitch?
I dipped my toes into her questline (which I guess is the """"main"""" quest?) and once she was going to join me decided to fuck off because I don't roll with no floppy cunts
Hella gay.
Just when I thought Bethesda writing couldn't get worse. Holy shit.
is there a single interesting character in this shitheap of a game?
>Bethesda game
>Any good characters
I got some bad news anon
lmao its literally just hallmark card dialogue options
>her second "I'm just still finding myself it's not u it's me" flirt dialogue response plays
>Coles nappy haired not daughter Cora is right there the second the conversation camera pans out
> "HI THERE"
Also the complete woman moment of wondering why your Government Exploration and Survey corps was shitcanned when you WEREN'T FINDING RESOURCES FOR HUMAN HABITATION out in space. The dumb cunt actually thinks she lost her job because she focused on "the science" and didn't discover enough wacky bug aliens to entertain the bugmen of Atlantis. There is not a single competent person on the writing team, what is this world building. Are resources scarce or aren't they? Are habitats in space skin of their teeth or post scarcity? Why are all the factions exactly the fucking same, goyslop liberal democracies. There isn't even a nation of Dave (in space!) quest.
>60 years old
ewwww gross
>You are the brightest starfield in my no man's sky
Muria is definitely the most reddit character so far.
All of the player answers are written so fucking bad, it's laughable.
your screenshot seems mostly fine other than the 1 reddit line. I think it's fine they put in 1 reddit line for the redditors. They gotta get a little something too
>second line
He's talking about her face, right?
We'll bang ok?
Ive flirted with her maybe four or five times basically whenever ive been given the option and EVERY SINGLE TIME she gets all shy and weird EVERY SINGLE TIME im trying to sniff her shitter and she wont let me SHE IS SUCH A FRIGID BITCH I saved her over the gay ass lodge and she still wont let me huff her butthole
>going straight to the cringy pillow talk BEFORE you fuck them
Swing and a miss, better luck next time.
WHY DOES IT TAKE SO LONG FOR IMAGES TO LOAD ON GankerS NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I thought it was just me
these guys https://youtu.be/5zDjSrZ9Fsc
everyone is sitting, croutching or leaning against something to appear smaller lol
todd is a complete manlet cuck
For me it's the asian in the brown pants.
in minecrap
Now I understand why the game characters are almost all ugly as fuck.
Are they really this dumb? Who speaks like this?
It genuinely reads like Tails Gets Trolled dialogue
Holy shit, there's no way they didn't lift that line from TGT
I think it's an edit. The words look different
That second image is actually kinda profound in a stupid way. It's like a toddler not understanding the gravity of events, but you yourself understand and are sorta blind-sided by the vector of information being an innocent child.
come on, anon. TGT dialog is way better than this.
>There was once a war so big that they say all of the world was involved. This was actually the second time it happened
>mfw I realize they're referring to World War II
Are you fucking kidding? Did human civilization just forget all of Earth's history when they left the planet ~350 years later? This is like if one of us said
>There was once a war for freedom so big that they say 13 colonies came together to fight an empire. Apparently there was another such war in a land called "France" some time later. Fascinating!
It gets worse, he goes on to talk about the bad man hitler and about how he killed millions of innocents directly afterwards, as if he's been there and his grandpa died in the camps 400 years ago, very emotionally charged with some line a la "we must never repeat history"
bro I don't even know what event you mean in the last sentence. It's very likely people don't go and fucking remember WW2 yearly 300 years from now.
are you joking or are you really this much of an ignoramus?
No, I just don't really care about the specifics I only know specifics of WW2 because I'm from western Europe and family was directly affected by it. Matter of fact is that none of those events affect me or my future, so knowing about details is irrelevant either way.
>americans dont remember the revolutionary war
>people dont remember the napoleonic wars
>people dont remember the crimean war
wow you're're so right anon
There's a difference between knowing of and remembering. 99.99% of people won't know about the Taiping rebellion, the second Congo war or the hundreds of other major wars that happened throughout history. You know why? Because they don't care.
yes but those are regional conflicts which are largely irrelevant to the rest of the world, I bet the people in said regions all know them very well
WW2 was the first real modern war between major powers, with huge effects on geopolitics and technology, one of those technologies being the rocketry that the space travel in starfield is literally based on
99% of people are not as stupid or disinterested as you think
World War 2 could be largely irrelevant to people who have settled on a different planet 300 years in the future too. Grav drives from their age are the equivalent to rockets from ours. We similarly take steam or petrol engines for granted these days.
ww2 is a creation myth of current modern world. For that bland space sirsfield is showing earths destruction would be its creation myth. WW2 is completely irrelevant to them. Just as Napoleonic wars (the actual first real world war) are irrelevant now since they were the creation myth for the height of the european colonial empires.
Yeah, but the line in question is about fucking World War 2, not the War of St. Martin's Ear or whatever
How the fuck civilization that's more advanced than us, barely remembers a war that happened 300 years ago. When everyone of us who went through primary school knows what Roman civil war was? Not to mention that shit was way way before 300 years ago.
Because Bethesda
>implying they would EVER let the holocaust be forgotten
actually the most unrealistic thing in the game
Anon, zoomers think 9/11 was a meme.
This is like how in Star Trek they call everything made before the 22nd century "ancient".
Love a nice shandy, me. Simple as.
Emil I guess
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/5t6d6m/until_bethesda_firesrelocates_emil_pagliarulo_do/
Interesting, does he write all the dialog?
He writes the main strokes of the shit story, and Bethesda likely gives the dialogue writing to some intern or talentless nepot like Emil himself (Emil is a major writer for Bethesda because he was friends with Todd in high school)
I am not sure though.
californian millennials and pajeets
Millennials
90% of the time when someone complains about ""millennials"" they're actually complaining about cityfag hipsters
millennials are 40yo, married, 2 kids, working 2 jobs to pay their $800/week rent and dont have time for fag shit like starbucks and IPAs
millennoids
"Spire fuels me." is a fine line by itself. It's the addition of "Spite and beer." that really shows the problem with modern writing. It's that weird need to add to something until it sufficiently is "funny enough", according to their standards.
If she said "Spite and drink.", it would actually sound like she's a human being, not just an animated twitter post.
Be honest CHUDS is "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" any better?
Yeah, it is.
Remember in Fallout NV you could literally kill every single person you came across and the game was fine with it? I feel like I can't mow down a single group of people without coming across an immortal NPC
There's never been anytbong wrong with that line, it just gets brought up a lot because you hear it so often.
Since the protag isn't voice acted like FO4 there's no reason not to give us more options even if they don't change the responses. Let me call this guy a gay and just give me the same response as the bottom choice
>SARCASTIC
I never realized how Bethesda writing has gradually drifted towards having an arbitrary Marvel quip option for every dialogue until now
next Bethesda writer I find I'm naming "Dum Dum"
Modern video game writers need to get shot in the face
Literally the exact same lead writer at Bethesda since Fallout 3
Name's a bit on the nose lmao. Honestly this can't be sincere. There must have been a lower caste staff member who was on to the bullshit and slipped this in.
There's no fucking way the game isn't a big shitpost to piss off the chuds.
This kind of shit is why I don't even consider paging $10 to play this on gamepass or God forbid buying it, despite buying baldurs gate 3 in spite of all its gayness. At least it wasn't trying so hard just to say "fuck you bigot white male gamers" as this game is
this is kinda funny though. It's like amerimutts today talking about TOTALLY being "gauls" or "prussian"
>today
Today americans are desperately trying to tell 85 iq mestizos that they do not belong in texas and arizona.
Women
Millennials. They were a mistake
I used to know someone who looks and talks just like that.
why she kill herself bros
reddit
>why yes, I can only speak in twitter posts
Millennials who love the MCU movies and collect funko pops.
redditor women