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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just finished this game
    Pretty solid
    Skimmed the plot, but it seemed like standard "you were the monster all along" nonsense so I'm not sure how Jon Blow got so upset that no one truly got it
    A few legitimately tough puzzles, dripped the dopamine appropriately

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when i first finished this game 16 years ago the twist blew my mind

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was the plot, yeah, but he added a bunch of pretentious shit post-ending. I could understand if he tried to stretch the plot, but as far as I can tell, the posy-ending stuff had absolutely nothing to do with anything in the game. It's like at the end of a detective novel, the author just decides to wax about his carpentry hobby and throw in some enchilada recipes just because he's interested in these things.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That was the plot, yeah, but he added a bunch of pretentious shit post-ending. I could understand if he tried to stretch the plot, but as far as I can tell, the posy-ending stuff had absolutely nothing to do with anything in the game

        such as?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go to bed, John.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >standard "you were the monster all along" nonsens
      To be fair, back then it wasn't beaten to death yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what he got mad about, he got mad at morons like you who think only discussing plot instead of game design is worthwhile analysis.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only way I could have discussed the plot less would have been to not mention it at all

        Why would you possibly play the game now when the new version with 35 new levels and new graphics is coming out like next month

        Didn't know, have a save file halfway done, and trying to get my money's worth out of a Humble Bundle from nearly 12 years ago

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you possibly play the game now when the new version with 35 new levels and new graphics is coming out like next month

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because

        its all cloud based anonkun
        same as nvideo geoforce now whateverthefrick

        Game is basic as frick + Rewind power. I'm guessing this is a Google Stadia shit, no reason a video platform can't attempt it

        sounds like cancer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of those games that means everything and nothing, but if you don't get one of the 249582 interpretations of it, you're the pseud moron for "not getting it" despite the fact hundreds of other books, movies, games have all done the same exact thing before.

      I like the Atom Bomb interpretation, personally.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Atom Bomb interpretation
        qrd?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the "puzzles" requires you to wait 2 hours for the cloud to get across
      Great game

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He don't run out of the going back in time potion.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU SAW HOW FAR BACK I REWINDED DAT SHIT?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PSYCHED YO ASS OUT b***h

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THEY AIN'T EVEN NO POINT TO THE GAME

      >This made a man literally cry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PSYCHED YO ASS OUT b***h

      [...]
      >This made a man literally cry

      Would you be mad if someone like Soulja Boy made a video enjoying your vidya, Ganker?
      Not even talking shit or making fun of the game, just having fun and not taking it seriously

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No however I don't suffer from whatever ego-important trait Blow has.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Would you be mad if someone like Soulja Boy made a video enjoying your vidya, Ganker?

        He released a video game console and I thought it was hilarious

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're having fun, in the wrong way
        they're supposed to be steeped in the deep intellectualism of the little mario dude

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Would you be mad if someone like Soulja Boy made a video enjoying your vidya, Ganker?
        Why would I? Because he's black? I don't think even the biggest /misc/gay on this website would care if someone genuinely liked what they made.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unless they're a troony, then it becomes a troony game according to /v

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A troony playing your game is actually a pretty good thing, since there's a high chance of being a speedrunner autist that will only play that one game for the next decade

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Because he's black?
          No, i think he means liking it without truly understanding your work. I personally wouldn't care, because then I would know that I did a good job with the thing that's interesting to them. The reverse time mechanic was obviously the most notable thing there, that ended up being the obvious selling point. Blowjobs getting mad about it was stupid, lacking self awareness.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He never got mad at Soulja boy, that's the meme

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY AIN'T EVEN NO POINT TO THE GAME

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THEY GOT THIS NEW GAME, FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO DRINK AND GET DRUNK, AND SMOKE WEED AND GET HIGH, SHIT AIN'T EVEN GOT NO POINT TO IT
    AY CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there a remaster or something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still upcoming
      http://braid-game.com/

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >...and on iOS and Android for Netflix subscribers.
        i know people will always say you know you're getting old when you cant understand current lingo but maybe the real old point is when you're confused why random businesses you knew in the past are suddenly involved in your hobby. does netflix handle their own exclusive video games or something now? i thought they did digital tv/movie streaming and dvd rentals when they cheap out on the streaming part

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess Netflix is trying to convince more people to install their app, or add value for people who actually watch movies on their phone?
          I'm sure it's lighter on their servers to stream a few game assets instead of 5+ hours of HD video
          But I completely agree, it's weird

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Game is basic as frick + Rewind power. I'm guessing this is a Google Stadia shit, no reason a video platform can't attempt it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Rewind power
            Good thing he don't ever run out of "going back in time" potion.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its all cloud based anonkun
          same as nvideo geoforce now whateverthefrick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For reference, the original game has 38 levels.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So, he removed levels? Why?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's double the levels. Also, please look forward to his upcoming game with 1000 levels and 300 hours of gameplay.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damm, i read it again, i though he said that the game will only have 35 levels, didn't notice the "new", im a moron

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT LOOK LIKE MARIO IN THE FUTURE
    IT IS MARIO IN THE BUSINESS SUIT WITH HIS HAIR DYED ORANGE AND A TIE ON

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when Kirino was Gankers imoto and not that stupid indie game b***h

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something about the artstyle has always bothered me but I can't say what it is exactly

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