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Mario Kart is more hardcore than Dark Souls confirmed
Heart rate isn't a measure of stress.
It's a measure of obesity, those rates were recorded while Americans were still on the game menu.
It's because it's played mostly by obese americanoids that can get 160 bpm just trying to reach something from their ultrawide chairs
every thread there's a third worlder or two seething about america in an unrelated way lol
typing that must have been exhausting. you poor baby. have another cheeseburger to calm yourself.
>burgers are american because...
>cheeseburgers are unhealthy because...
You stupid or something? They say the obese are much, much stupider than a person of average weight.
Seems forced in most threads too
it's not like they have anything else to do but fanaticize about a country better than theirs, day after day
>every thread there's an american or two seething about america in an unrelated way
Ftfy, but I agree. It's weird but it's a bit funny.
no, Brazilians and Russians
>Waaaahh I have to sort piles of pig shit all day for $.25 to buy 3 grains of rice for my family!
Huh? Why are you describing working conditions in America?
>number 2 game is fucking fifa slightly behind mario kart
how fucking mindbroken are you people? touch some grass
Americansissies, your response?
Yes it is
Yes it is you fucking moron
somebody failed health class
All those games were played by the same users, you absolute rape ape
every thread there's a third worlder or two seething about america in an unrelated way lol
>gets called out
>lardass mutt needs to express his butthurt
do americans really?
your descendents will worship allah and pray to mecca 5 times a day
there's absolutely nothing wrong with that
>I love being conquered and forced to submission!
Have you seen what israelites did to america? It has already happened
>most stressful game of all time
>implying they tested every game ever made rather than a handful of well known mainstream titles
>they showcase the popular title instead of muh turbo-indie niche game only 12 people have played
your heart beats faster when you need to send more oxygen to the brain. this happens with any activity that excites you. hell even drugs do this. sativa weed will make your heart beat like a motherfucker while indica weed is the opposite its like putting you in a coma.
Not all stress is bad. Some stress can be good stress. Like getting the blue shell that kills friendships. With great power comes great responsibility.
The race is out of your hands unless you're at least a half a lap ahead of the person in 2nd place
Higher density of casuals playing.
>top 5 most stressful games
>nothing actually stressful at all
God I hate the boilerplate gamer validation shit.
I don't want to see stats for that, I want to see stats for someone in a tournament run in a fighting game. I want to compare how a high-intensity racing sim compares with a macro-focused RTS.
this. it was clearly just boilerplate article. I wouldn't be surprised if the data collected is straight up fake or based on an "experiment" they did with 5 people. RTS and fighting games have to be the sweatiest.
Who's got the daisy webm?
Souls Sisters...did we just lose to a tendie spinoff?
When top skill can at any random time be completely nullified by items and at least 2 racers never further than line of sight behind you despite said skill, yeah, shit can be stressful
Wouldn't a cheap jumpscare horror like FNAF and any of its many contemporaries raise your heart rate more?
Nintendo fans are dying of heart failure
>Any Mario Kart being the most stressful racing game
>Any Mario Kart being the most stressful Mario game
>Let alone most stressful game of all time
Had Ganker never been around other people playing Mario Cart? Shit turns people into mouth foaming demons for some reason
Mario Kart is absolutely a stressful game. Maximizing your speed and taking an optimal racing line while making constant split-second decisions on what items you should try to prioritize to negate incoming shells and shit is a ton more nerve-wracking than slowly circle strafing a slow predictable boss and occasionally pressing the "do damage" and "move out of the way" buttons with zero stakes on the line.
Lardtarts who play mario kart have weaker hearts compared to Chad souls players
>be doing great in first place
>right before the end some fag in last place gets an item that utterly fucks you over
people who write headlines like this should be given the death penalty
>nintenlards have heart problems
What a surprise
how did dark souls become such a normie slop eater game. paraded around with this filth.
Strong word of mouth and some of the content creators being the pioneers of youtube video essayists that have become a cultural norm today.
I guess thrill of the fight is the most stressful game ever then
i can't imagine taking mariokart seriously with all the bullshit mechanics it has
Now try with DS3
I exclusively play Mario Kart on Easy (50cc) and play singleplayer because it is more relaxing and I get to listen to the music.
Someone post that DK mountain Daisy Webm
Any competitive game raises your heart rate, which gets you a feeling of excitement, there's a reason games like CS, valo, LoL or BR games are the most popular, you get an actual physiological response from playing them.
tendies are generally obese
Mario Kart is played with friends so you are afraid of losing and becoming the laughingstock of your friend group and them robbing you of your human privileges and all taking turns pissing in your mouth for being such a fucking loser subhuman
Yes this is a thing friend groups do
Fucking blue shell
you guys know that sites like this just make this shit up right? anyway if MK is stressful it is because if you are in first you are going to get assblasted with a blue shell, you know it is coming, so that raises anxiety.
>see a screenshot of twitter engagement bait
this place really is the toilet of the internet now
we used to be the butt, now we're the toilet
Link to the study?
You know 90% of studies are pulled out of some random dudes ass. So there is no data, it's just made up so they could get clicks on an article
so I take it fighting games are not included in this study?
somebody post THAT webm
>not a single fighting game or moba
what the fuck?
people get stressed thinking that they could be playing a better game
>still no pc port with half a second loading times
I think sekiro was the game that stressed me out the most.
People hate to lose.
Yugioh is worse in every single way possible i only laugh playing Mario kart and enjoy my time playing unlike yugayoh
>that Top 5
Because they only interviewed normalfags, from what I can gather from that vidya selection
I've never thought to check my heart rate while playing games. I do know my heartrate increases when watching football though.
Oh hell no! That title goes to this bs. Fuck this game.
I blame the playerbase above all else. Retarded teammates make me want to smash my controller.
Your teammates get better if you play better at least in theory
The answer is and always will be just carry harder, and if youre playing a weapon that cant then stop playing that weapon until you get to a decent mmr
>Your teammates get better if you play better at least in theory
No, that just makes you get paired up with retards as long as the overall power level of the team is similar to that of the opposite team.
The game still tries to match you with people similar to your estimated power, raise your own by carrying harder and get slightly less retarded teammates each time
Remember the enemy team is not immune to bad teammates either, the key to consistent wins with retards is to kill the one guy on the enemy team carrying his retards more than he kills you
soulsfags once again proven as casualbabies.
I'm not a fatty. But I don't exercise like I should and my resting heart rate is pretty high. Is cardio the only way? I don't mind lifting weights but I hate cardio and breaking a sweat.
Walk 45m-1h per day.
i played 2 races in mario kart 8 deluxe and i thought i was going to get a fucking seizure. dont understand the appeal, will stick to super mario kart on the snes.
Dork Souls confirmed easier than a kid's game
Because Mario Kart is one of the few games capable of reaching the absolute peak of bullshit.
clearly daisy misplayed by not iframing the blue shell
Only took 2 hours, but thank you, anon
THIS is why MK is the most stressful, shit like this
>wii is the best mk!
literally the one with the most mario kart item bullshit
I like Mario kart Wii but I never want to go back to it ever again. Imbalanced fucking mess
Yeah it's this for sure. I fucking hate how absolutely bullshit things like happening is....bed yet I keep coming back for t. Will say though mkw took it waaaaaaay too far.
my heart rate always goes up on lap 3 whether I'm front running or bagging
Surprised League of Legends didn't make the list, I get pretty fucking mad playing it. I can understand most of those games though that made the list, if anything when I played Fortnite I never took it seriously and never got mad but I never played on a team.
Any team based game makes me more frustrated, and I can definitely understand CoD being on the list.
league of legends is easily the most shitty and stress inducing game of all time
but it will probably never see a actual scientific test since these tests go after normal people that they grab off the street who literally have nothing in stake
did they pick the most casual retards who never played it at all?
mario kart is literally relaxing
now wake me up when they do a test with mario party
Is there an actual article of this study that I can read or is it just jornohomosexualery nonsense?
It's played largely by turbo-normies who don't have experience with other games so it has a more powerful effect on the nervous system on average
Casuals are the biggest tryhards with the biggest egos. They care way more about winning than the most competitive players on the planet. It's why they play shallow games where people have limited options to overtake each other with pure mechanical skill: to minimize any possibility of a challenge while having an out to blame (items).
As a result, the average casual race of Mario Kart is paradoxically more life-and-death for them than playing a money match of a racing game wroth more depth and a higher skill floor
This is a lie. Mario Kart is the chillest and comfiest game around.
retarded people literally
if you knew what the average tendies looked like, you would be shocked
bet they never played Counter Strike, or any fighting game.
they would legit die if they played league of legends and start screaming racial slurs
it's fun when you play in large groups
Yes it's natural to get pissed at bullshit random luck games.
Surely only the player who get's blued at the finish line feels any stress. I doubt that study and all the people who made it
Did they test all games of all time?
Did they test dota 2 or l4d2 vs?
Racing and speed inherently increases your heart rate. If it doesn't, you have no testosterone.
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