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Why /vp/ hates pokemon games?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why [board] hates [board topic]?
    I've been here 15 years and I still have no idea, that's just site culture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah idk what is with this site and the contrarian and edgy mindhive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the dumbest thing, everyone goes out of their way to be an ass in the hopes of getting precious (you)s. People like to spout out "They do it for free!" for jannies and shills, but how much are all those (you)s that you spend hours a day being a contrarian equal up to in the end?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate dumb ESLs and phoneposters more than anything.

        It's the dumbest thing, everyone goes out of their way to be an ass in the hopes of getting precious (you)s. People like to spout out "They do it for free!" for jannies and shills, but how much are all those (you)s that you spend hours a day being a contrarian equal up to in the end?

        There is a saying that goes: if you meet one or two buttholes in a day, it was just a few buttholes; if you keep meeting buttholes all day every day, maybe YOU are the butthole. If that's too cryptic for you, let me explain it– it means that you are a fricking idiot and people won't stop giving you shit for it until you wise up.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what game is that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like a HGSS mod

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because my favorite games aren't the favorite games of every other anon.
    until we can ALL agree on what makes a good pokemon good, we will settle on the compromise that all pokemon games are bad, except for my favorite.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /vp/ hates nuPokemon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the only pokemon it hates, gen 1 sucks btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only salty nugen kiddies hate the old games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And 2, and 3, and 4, and so on and so forth

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Romhack or fangame?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a fangame remake

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why does Game Freak hate pokemonfans?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, pokemon fans hate pokemon fans. Gamefreak hates pokemon fans because THEY are pokemon fans.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >200 hours in all gen 1-5 per game
    >NOOOO YOU MUST HATE POKEMON BECAUSE YOU DON'T SUBMIT TO THE CONZOOM!!!! SHUT UP AND JUST CONZOOM SHITTY NEW GAMES LIKE ME!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fake fan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True shit eater

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's heart gold or soul silver

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a matter of missed opportunity; of imaginations wandering, and seeing the potential for what could have been. The Pokémon brand - the aesthetic virtue of the brand - is what carries it, whether people know it or not, and to have to be subjected to the squandering of the series it for the simple matter of a "release schedule" to secure profits (for the most lucrative media franchise in history, I'll add) is just too much to bear for some people.

    The possibilities are endless, and they have all the money in the world to push it further - reach higher - and yet, they constantly put it into the corner, commodify it, and drain it of all its fervor and zest: in other words, Game Freak is fricking phoning it in. There is simply no excuse for Lechonk's Tackle not making contact with Smoliv, or the environment possessing the graphical fidelity of a game from four console generations ago. They can, and should, do better for their players, but they don't, because they don't care, and you'll still buy it, anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you'll still buy it, anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't purchased a Pokémon game since B2/W2.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok then
          Enough morons will still bu it anyway.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too obsessed with [/misc/ buzzword] and Twitter/Reddit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which game?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why /vp/ hates pokemon games?

    Because most of this board is western/Hispanic coomers who only like pokemon for the degenerate "porn".

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Pokémon, but I hate what it's become.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they never grew out of that mental age where it's cool to hate Pokemon. I can't imagine having a stronger emotion than indifference to the series, unless you're like the king of losers with nothing better to do than mald over things existing that you don't care for

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like pokemon but not wokemon

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because as soon as they moved to 3D I started comparing them to other 3D games. You don't get to look and perform 2 gens behind and still be worse in terms of content and gameplay than the installments before it.

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