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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the fire one didn't exist, unironically no one would complain about them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fire types in general need a buff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the Grass one is well designed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think only the water one is cute

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They needed a gimmicky trio for triple battles.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hear no evil
    See no evil
    Speak no evil

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've grown fond of the grass monkey and I don't like grass mons.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ugly dex filler

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, yes.
    The RGB trio.
    Just like RGB, we could've done without them.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, they all would've been more loved if they didn't had their second evolutions.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your mind can't handle the surf babe (male)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simipour = girl. Simisage = boy. Simisear = mistake.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imma be real with you, gender doesn't really matter here. Simipour is both a cutie as a boy and as a girl, Simisage too.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Gen 4 is when they decided Pokemon should look homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name and one(1) homosexual pokemon from gen 4.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lucario

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing about gay about her

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't lucario canonically a boy? Cynthia's lucario was male i think

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry having to break it to you but they're happily engaged <3

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >wedding dress
              That’s a straight couple

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chimchar

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lucario

          this is gayer than anything in gen 4

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I said homosexual, not gay. Machoke is a gay concept, but it isn’t homosexual.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              there’s nothing gaygier than a bodybuilder wearing a speedo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you even understand the concept of homosexualry?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no i dont hang around gays like you, homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no i dont hang around gays like you, homosexual

                Girls, girls, please behave
                There's dick for everyone

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Putrid shitmon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                this is gayer than anything in gen 4

                Imma be real with you, gender doesn't really matter here. Simipour is both a cutie as a boy and as a girl, Simisage too.

                Gen 4 is the gen of gay furry icons

                Sorry having to break it to you but they're happily engaged <3

                Your mind can't handle the surf babe (male)

                This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gen 4 is the gen of gay furry icons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also not gay, it’s a motherly otter

          Sorry having to break it to you but they're happily engaged <3

          gay fanfic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want to kiss him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ambipom, Mime Jr., Chatot, Magmotar, Lickilicky

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          chatot is based

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chatot is based and homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              israeli too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gen Furr is the gaygiest dex.
        And that's a good thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        garchomp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roserade

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until they get evos.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They along with audino should have been the only gen 5 pokes to get megas. That would have been hilarious. Though I suppose overtuned cross gen evos for them might be pretty funny too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be funny if they get them in ZA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they close the cycle:

      1 stage children + apprentice chef

      2 stage teens + juvenile delinquents

      3 stage adults + return to the family business as a cook, baker and waitress

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > adults + return to the family business as a cook, baker and waitress
        Turn them into jobmons ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          By definition they are already jobmons, the first stage they pretend to be chef's assistants, their hair resembles a chef's hat and their fingerless hands are oven gloves.

          The second stage, one is a school delinquent, a Yankee, the equivalent of a Greaser in America, another is a bosozoku, a type of Japanese biker, and the third combines elements of a Sukeban and a Galko, both stereotypes of problematic girls in Japan, even their anime trainers confirm these stereotypes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        monke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >japanese delinquents
        This

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also while the pre-evolutions are based on the three wise monkeys, the evolutions become the opposite, Simisear is a loud biker, Simisage a foul-mouthed delinquent, and Simipiur a vain girl who only cares about her appearance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >evos
      lets be realistic, they're stone evos, so unless they break one of the most weirdly consistent unspoken rules in the series, their only chance is getting something like megas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never say never.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          true, i do love these guys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What sas his gimmick?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            item evolution that got another evolution, and also a split evo where only one evolves again

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should've turn them into fighting - psychic - ? instead, simisage (the best one) fits a fighting design, simipour fits a psychic design, the fire one can go die alone

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Simisage is legit cool. It's theme and design seem far and away the most well thought out of the three.
    I wouldn't have a problem with Simipour if it weren't likely supposed to be based on a japanese macaque and squandering the chances of an actually cool pokemon being inspired by a fairly interesting irl species.
    Simisear can frick off though, it's a total mess of a design, just completely unappealing.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Masuda’s magnum opus

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pansage is hot

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the first stages are top cute, and so is simipour.
    simisage is also pretty cool.
    simisear.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey….

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought wynaut was posted in these “why” threads because it’s forgettable babymon that also shouldn’t exist, but its because its name sounds like “why not”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well im glad u figured it out at least anon

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aggressively shilled at the start of the game despite being useless after the first gym and completely undermining your starter choice since the game just hands you a mon of the type you need to beat the aforementioned first gym
    This and their buttugly designs are why people hate them.
    Unironically they probably would have been far more liked if they were encountered later in the game and were actually useful instead of being foisted on you at the beginning and being useless afterwards. Plus a redesign so they're not as much of an eyesore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically they probably would have been far more liked if they were encountered later in the game and were actually useful instead of being foisted on you at the beginning and being useless afterwards
      Simipour is great in-game, held back more by being tied to the hip of the worst starter gameplay-wise than anything wrong about Simipour itself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kept simisear, it did well

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The water one is cute but not even gamefreak likes the grass and fire ones or they wouldn't have made infernape and rillaboom

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their first stage evo's are alot more tolerable imo.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bawd

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the bort is having a mental breakdown over charizard again
    a classic

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 5 was the first nugen Pokemon game as such it necessitated a lot of handholding, which meant re-teaching type matchups by giving you a second starter

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing wrong with em

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