Why are none of the other TW games as fun as this one?

Why are none of the other TW games as fun as this one?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing they aren't as fun as Shogun because Shogun is about as fun as watching paint dry.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shogun TWO, moron

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Game with a variety of units and buildings
    >Only two units are usable
    >Buildings take forever to make up their resource cost
    I want to have fun with it but I feel like there's something I'm missing every time I boot it up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Only two units are usable

      What fricking game were you playing? Because it wasn't Shogun.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, only one unit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Can't hear you over my no-dachi charging everyone down

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was an alright game but you need to have big autism to play it more than once.

    >oh I beat game with blue Samurai, next let's do red samurai, then purple Samurai and then yellow Samurai!

    Shogundrones are delusional if they don't see the much needed variety Warhammer brought in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There is no variety in Warhammer, it's all a complete illusion. The unit rock paper scissors is exactly, and I mean EXACTLY, the same as it ever was.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nuh uh

        Shogun I think was melee > spear > cavalry > archers > melee etc. troonyhammer has monsters, big monsters, special units, flying units, mages, heroes, etc

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >troonyhammer
          Why did you have to call it that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Gonna go full woke soon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >community manager wigging the frick out over 3 chinkdoms lewdification mod
              >"half of your generals are now women no I don't care that it isn't historical to the ancient Roman time period no you can't disable this don't you DARE think of changing it with mods"
              >"here is our Warhammer OC, she is a vampire pirate and she is FAT and BEAUTIFUL and POWERFUL"
              oh anon things have already went downhill awhile ago

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Vampire pirate
                >Not played as a joke
                Dumb Black person didn't even play the game lmao

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this. Unit variety is a surface-level criticism.
        Three Kingdoms had plenty of "unit variety", but in the battle between ChingChong DingDong Warriors and Blue Thunder Dragon Squad Swordsmen, variety loses all context.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Shogundrones are delusional if they don't see the much needed variety Warhammer brought in.

      I still maintain that flying units is just cavalry for morons

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Good tier
    Shogun 2 + Fall of Samurai
    Rome
    Medieval 2
    >Ok tier
    Empire total war
    Three Kingdoms
    >Shit tier
    Everything else

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know how you can rate empire as anything. the combat is so broken it's basically unplayable. christ, CA's incompetence has been on display for decades. us gamers really are stupid Black folk

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to like it but the lack of variety kills it for me. Rome 1 and Med 2 still the best imo.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The campaign map is actually pretty smart, as its naturally a corridor that funnels the dumb AI down a few paths. The campaign map is consistently the best for me of all Total Wars for generating battles that are fun and memorable.

    The combat uses an elegant rock paper scissors basis which feels snappy. The units are well thought out and all have a purpose. The humble yari ashigaru is the most basic unit in the game, but also the only unit that can do the defensive spear wall, so it remains useful throughout the game. There are tradeoffs, so warrior monk units are super powerful but also have no armour etc.
    The game pays attention to fine details and is full of soulful features, like Japanese death poems on the loading screen, fun little videos that play where you find out if an agent suceeded or not etc. The game is also one of the only ones where you dont normally snowball too hard and get bored, since realm divide can actually provide a challenge.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As much as Realm divide pisses me off, it completely works and on retrospect is actually necessary. Without it you would just steamroll.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Strong themes and aesthetics
    >Narrow scope (one culture, one island)
    >Classic theatrical samurai clan antics
    >Realm divide flips the table after you've started steamrolling
    >Memorable siege maps
    >No autistic hyperfixation on political simulation or graphics

    and most importantly, it was the last game in the franchise before they fricked up the camera controls and command style forever

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I just a moron or does this game get really hard around when all the realm divide happens and all the other factions turn against you?
    >get gud
    I mean yeah I agree but my economy just gets crippled never really experienced this in another total war

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I find shogun 2 to be way superior to warhammer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And you are correct

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >AI has a single settlement
    >AI empties entire settlement to go march on neighbor
    >neighbor easily circumvents army and simply walks into now empty enemy settlement save for a handful of peasantmani and the single samurai retainer, destroying that nation
    >half of all factions are eliminated by turn 5, most of them supposedly the big players of the era
    STOP MAKING THE GAME SO EASY FOR ME YOU homosexualS
    >turn difficulty up
    >diplomacy ceases to exist as AI no longer accepts any deal with me no matter how much money I throw at them
    >entire map dogpiles me as if realm divide kicked off turn 1

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because its the only game were the units are actually balanced, even the starting units can still have a use in the late game

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rome 1 is still the best gameplay wise. Post Empire games suffer from shitty engine and shitty devs with no skill at making a good game. Unfortunately, Shogun 2 is the best Nu Total War ever got/is capable of being.

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