Why are normies like this?

Why are normies like this?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    normalfags

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They arnt

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wrist fedora

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stonetoss

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stonetoss is a nazi.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are black women such nazis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cool it with the naziphobia incel

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remasters actually take shit out of the game.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/shOlVdbni24zL1nsU29MVQ/
    >look mom I posted it again XD

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smart shoppers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mentally retarded people in every Factorio thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so............ lol?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would fuck the shit out of a girl like this. I'd keep going until I died or my balls turned to dust. Throw my pants out the window because i'll never need the again.

      Nurishment? I'd drain those milk filled titties while plowing her into the mattress. Calling mid coitus to order pizza and eat off her fat ass.

      The only way i'd leave the house is if they physically dragged me away from her and good fucking luck with that!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what type of girl would this be irl?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally just femwagies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          beat me to it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you know there's a princess thread in /trash/ right now, right Noir

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >$5 for sexo

            LETS-A FUCKING GOOO!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Need tired goth girl cashier gf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          too tall

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >too tall
            no such thing

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek how are you even supposed to fall in love with something like that? Way too tall and domineering, you might as well out yourself as gay if that's your preference.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Low test poster

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah haha might as well out yourself as somebody who wants to be fireman carried by and forced to confess your love to a large woman before being put down lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Walking backwards while trying hard not to just stare straight at her tits as she rams them into his face
              Just stand still and accept the blessing manlet!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          beat me to it

          damnit sexo...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would fuck the shit out of a girl like this. I'd keep going until I died or my balls turned to dust. Throw my pants out the window because i'll never need the again.

      Nurishment? I'd drain those milk filled titties while plowing her into the mattress. Calling mid coitus to order pizza and eat off her fat ass.

      The only way i'd leave the house is if they physically dragged me away from her and good fucking luck with that!

      I WILL have sex with the stickfigure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost, five dollars?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My new avatar, I chuckled.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but sometimes remakes are good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a remaster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its an enhanced edition still awesome to play system shock in 4k

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TES Arena looking good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine not recognizing system shock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Before my time, grandpa.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get game already known to be amazing
    >get upgraded graphics and QOL and improvements everywhere
    >"WAH THIS IS BAD!!111"
    oh yeah, you dont like nostalgia ? have fun playing forspoken, the only original IP game coming out this first half of the year, gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >already known to be amazing
      So then why not just play it
      >get upgraded graphics and QOL and improvements everywhere
      Have you played remasters?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>get upgraded graphics and QOL and improvements everywhere
      >implying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The irony is that bottom is still one of the better examples.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The sad reality is normies can't tell. If they could they wouldn't need to have why the bottom is worse pointed out to them. It's resolution > all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this gives me Halo CEA flashbacks of hitting rocks with no textures instead of the elite I was aiming at.that was an omen and I never bought a remake or remaster again.did anyone else saw these dead marines and elites with floating disconnected arms?or was this a you problem?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why do remaster developers always try to make something "theirs"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the fuck

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >his smile and optimism: gone

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              don't post the comparison of the hanging dead body from the intro or you'll make the thread go nuclear

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you mean this one?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >black and ugly
              Didn't fit amerimutts' worldview, had to whitewash him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The mindflayers are the most egregious example of how western artists don’t understand Japanese horror

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              squidmen = cthulu

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            does reading design notes kill them or something?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              forgot pic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do remaster developers always try to make something "theirs"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why the fuck are the walls covered in vegetation anyway? canonically it's been at most a few months since everyone gtfo, there shouldn't be overgrowth everywhere

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you've never done any yard work before, have you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            orignal's fool's idol is such a qt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah the newer version legitimatly looks better

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it looks generic as hell. The old model is rough around the edges, no question, but at least it had some personality.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only thing wrong with the newer one is the stance

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the one on the left looks weird, but that makes it intriguing especially shit like the gigantic eyes

            The one on the right is a scrapped DOOM 2016 boss

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >DOOM 2016 boss
              It's Diablo
              Everything about the DeS remake screams Blizzard design.
              I'm honestly surprised there weren't any superlong eyebrows

              I never understood why fags like you disliked remakes, my only experience was shit like Fire Red, Soul Silver or Metroid Zero Mission, but I can see now that you don't necessarily mean THOSE remakes, you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck

              Sometimes people complain about some minor thing but more often than not people are right about their complaints.
              DeS for example is a a fine game and you won't notice any of the shit unless you played the original anyways.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like both but the image on the right is hard for me to look at because for some reason there's a blinding light shining on him. Is "realistic" lighting worth making your game impossible to look at? It's a game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >filtered by a little bloom
            Lmao these are the people complaining about remakes/remasters

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't complain about remakes/remasters. One of the games I wanted to make is basically a remake. And there are games I'd totally be interested in seeing being remade. And I mostly like FFVIIR.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Some people seem to have highly aggressive autism. Left looks something that comes with a happy meal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right objectively looks better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does it subjectively look better?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your opinion is objectively wrong

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, the og demon's souls version was just a reused asset from Enchanted Arms.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I remember seeing that game on Xplay and imagining it was probably the coolest anime game ever, then never got around to playing it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood why fags like you disliked remakes, my only experience was shit like Fire Red, Soul Silver or Metroid Zero Mission, but I can see now that you don't necessarily mean THOSE remakes, you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remakes with proper care are oftentimes fine. Remasters churned out for a quick buck are the problem. Especially when outsourced to another company. The GTA debacle is a prime example, cause it was the laziest and cheapest remaster you can imagine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck
          Which are the majority of cases

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck
          99% of them?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The perfect dark 360 arcade port is probably the closest to the perfect remake ever

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any gay caught remaking memes into webcomics needs to be shot and then buried alive

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because if you got a PS5 god of war normie to play the original MGS they would shit their pants. gamers have been spoiled and get frustrated when their power fantasy feels clunky. pic unrelated

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pic unrelated
      fuck you now i'll hear that bgm the rest of the day

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >basically the same game
    I FUCKING WISH

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game ($30)
    >Game ($60) (50% off)

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >+1FPS
    "Remasters" bring the FPS down, not up. And if the original game had framerate-dependent bugs, the remasters will usually have those too because publishers don't give a shit, remasters are just a quick and easy way to cash in on old IPs.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most old games arent even for sale anymore.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im flattered you guys want to fuck my shitty attempt at a goth female wage cuck
    means im doing something right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      coomer mentality does wonders

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >+FPS
    >+
    More like divide by 2.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no DLC
    And this normalmoron thinks he's superior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my thoughts exactly

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rome total war
    >remaster released at half the price for owners of the original so at 15$
    >it's bad and most of the players ignore it and say fuck you to CA and the remaster cashgrab

    >diablo 2 remaster
    >it's meh and at full price
    >blizzard drones along with scammed zoomers and fake nerds from plebbit slurp it up

    It's like a simple equation, if the game needed some liftups that mods didn't do already, how stupid is its player base and targeted demographic, how well made it is and whether it's free or cheap or full price.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Where can I buy this?
    Joke's aside, I'd definitely buy 'remasters' if publishers sexualized original games

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >normies
    normalfag tourist detected

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When has this ever been the case? Since when has there ever been a remaster that wasn't botched to shit, hell, a PC port of a remaster of all things?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know.
        But it would make me want to buy it.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    change the 'remaster' to 'open world' and you have prime goyslop for normies

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are they so wrinkly?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humans like the convenience of all the games they play being on one platform, it's why steamdrones are so fucking rabid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got this issue with final fantasy. I could play everything except 13 on ps5 or get everything except 16 and ff7r2 on steam.
      Ultimately it doesn't really matter, but splitting them irks me for some reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Square Enix always releases their games on steam eventually, because they know there's good money in doing so. They take the upfront cash from signing exclusivity agreements with Sony and Epic because it allows them to placate investors without having to sell a single copy. If Square Enix had confidence in their games selling gangbusters, like Capcom with any of their core franchises, then they'd refuse exclusivity agreements and release games on steam day 1.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If Square Enix had confidence in their games selling gangbusters, like Capcom with any of their core franchises, then they'd refuse exclusivity agreements and release games on steam day 1.
          That's why I prefer capcom out of the three big japanese publishers (square, bamco, capcom).
          RE Engine is great as well and their pc ports are not perfect, but for japanese standards, they are part of the best.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately, you can't really hype up decades old ROMs/ISOs on the internet. You can easily hype up a brand new product with an elevator pitch and a bulleted list of buzzwords

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just play the same game over and over
    why are autists like this

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    must be Cyberpunk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sells game with dicky
      >dicky is not even in the game but the marketing still works
      Pro gamer move by CDPR

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >+1 FPS
    It's actually minus 10 FPS and minus the lighting engine

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's when dev remakes a game to be the definitive version of that game, we'll call this version "Pixel Remaster," then proceeds to totally ignore extra content added to the GBA version of the game.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Unironically little girls sell to all demogrpahics
    >normalfags: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww qt little girl to raise&protect
    >e-boifags: qt little girl to raise as daughterwife ToT ToT ToT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why pragmata and dokev are going to be massive success.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remasters increase accessibility of games that are otherwise hard to legally play on modern platforms, they tend to provide QOL improvements that make old games more palatable to a new audience, and they create a sense of zeitgeist as everyone plays and talks about one after release leading to their friends wanting to try it out as well

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >basically the same game

    Hah, you wish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more grass
      >less of everything else
      damn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a huge difference that makes to the scene, it makes the game feel and look more alive. I've always said that the industry should stop focusing on graphics and instead on physics, wind blowing, leafs moving, trees falling down, people tripping and getting up, cloth physics and much more. I'll take that at the expense of lower image quality. Animations and physics are just if not more important than image quality.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Wii version looks better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >failed attempt at pseudo realistic style vs a stylized look that falls more in line with the newer games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the sunrays
      >the wind
      >the leaves
      >even the clouds are moving

      Why the fuck would you take all this out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more grass
      >less of everything else
      damn

      What a huge difference that makes to the scene, it makes the game feel and look more alive. I've always said that the industry should stop focusing on graphics and instead on physics, wind blowing, leafs moving, trees falling down, people tripping and getting up, cloth physics and much more. I'll take that at the expense of lower image quality. Animations and physics are just if not more important than image quality.

      The Wii version looks better

      >failed attempt at pseudo realistic style vs a stylized look that falls more in line with the newer games

      >the sunrays
      >the wind
      >the leaves
      >even the clouds are moving

      Why the fuck would you take all this out?

      People don't believe me when I tell them that the Switch version was a downgrade

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure the wii is pretty weak in graphics, but fuck me those switch faces just lack something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesas, I thought for a second the right picture was the remaster

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >basically the same game
    >but with less boobs that people try to gaslight one another into saying isnt the case

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2>1
      3>4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DEmake gave Shulk a disproportionately large head.
        Just like with giving characters big eyes, it's the old Disney design that inspired the anime idea of cute.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    normoids are not people

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they all look so old?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing vidya changes all of your mental age into physical age.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >demons souls remake comes out
    >I buy and play the original for the first time

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