I would frick the shit out of a girl like this. I'd keep going until I died or my balls turned to dust. Throw my pants out the window because i'll never need the again.
Nurishment? I'd drain those milk filled breasts while plowing her into the mattress. Calling mid coitus to order pizza and eat off her fat ass.
The only way i'd leave the house is if they physically dragged me away from her and good fricking luck with that!
Kek how are you even supposed to fall in love with something like that? Way too tall and domineering, you might as well out yourself as gay if that's your preference.
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Low test poster
1 year ago
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Yeah haha might as well out yourself as somebody who wants to be fireman carried by and forced to confess your love to a large woman before being put down lol
>Walking backwards while trying hard not to just stare straight at her breasts as she rams them into his face
Just stand still and accept the blessing manlet!
I would frick the shit out of a girl like this. I'd keep going until I died or my balls turned to dust. Throw my pants out the window because i'll never need the again.
Nurishment? I'd drain those milk filled breasts while plowing her into the mattress. Calling mid coitus to order pizza and eat off her fat ass.
The only way i'd leave the house is if they physically dragged me away from her and good fricking luck with that!
>get game already known to be amazing >get upgraded graphics and QOL and improvements everywhere >"WAH THIS IS BAD!!111"
oh yeah, you dont like nostalgia ? have fun playing forspoken, the only original IP game coming out this first half of the year, homosexual.
this gives me Halo CEA flashbacks of hitting rocks with no textures instead of the elite I was aiming at.that was an omen and I never bought a remake or remaster again.did anyone else saw these dead marines and elites with floating disconnected arms?or was this a you problem?
why the frick are the walls covered in vegetation anyway? canonically it's been at most a few months since everyone gtfo, there shouldn't be overgrowth everywhere
>DOOM 2016 boss
It's Diablo
Everything about the DeS remake screams Blizzard design.
I'm honestly surprised there weren't any superlong eyebrows
I never understood why gays like you disliked remakes, my only experience was shit like Fire Red, Soul Silver or Metroid Zero Mission, but I can see now that you don't necessarily mean THOSE remakes, you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck
Sometimes people complain about some minor thing but more often than not people are right about their complaints.
DeS for example is a a fine game and you won't notice any of the shit unless you played the original anyways.
I like both but the image on the right is hard for me to look at because for some reason there's a blinding light shining on him. Is "realistic" lighting worth making your game impossible to look at? It's a game.
I don't complain about remakes/remasters. One of the games I wanted to make is basically a remake. And there are games I'd totally be interested in seeing being remade. And I mostly like FFVIIR.
I never understood why gays like you disliked remakes, my only experience was shit like Fire Red, Soul Silver or Metroid Zero Mission, but I can see now that you don't necessarily mean THOSE remakes, you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck
Remakes with proper care are oftentimes fine. Remasters churned out for a quick buck are the problem. Especially when outsourced to another company. The GTA debacle is a prime example, cause it was the laziest and cheapest remaster you can imagine.
because if you got a PS5 god of war normie to play the original MGS they would shit their pants. gamers have been spoiled and get frustrated when their power fantasy feels clunky. pic unrelated
>+1FPS
"Remasters" bring the FPS down, not up. And if the original game had framerate-dependent bugs, the remasters will usually have those too because publishers don't give a shit, remasters are just a quick and easy way to cash in on old IPs.
>Rome total war >remaster released at half the price for owners of the original so at 15$ >it's bad and most of the players ignore it and say frick you to CA and the remaster cashgrab
>diablo 2 remaster >it's meh and at full price >blizzard drones along with scammed zoomers and fake nerds from plebbit slurp it up
It's like a simple equation, if the game needed some liftups that mods didn't do already, how stupid is its player base and targeted demographic, how well made it is and whether it's free or cheap or full price.
I got this issue with final fantasy. I could play everything except 13 on PS5 or get everything except 16 and ff7r2 on steam.
Ultimately it doesn't really matter, but splitting them irks me for some reason.
Square Enix always releases their games on steam eventually, because they know there's good money in doing so. They take the upfront cash from signing exclusivity agreements with Sony and Epic because it allows them to placate investors without having to sell a single copy. If Square Enix had confidence in their games selling gangbusters, like Capcom with any of their core franchises, then they'd refuse exclusivity agreements and release games on steam day 1.
>If Square Enix had confidence in their games selling gangbusters, like Capcom with any of their core franchises, then they'd refuse exclusivity agreements and release games on steam day 1.
That's why I prefer capcom out of the three big japanese publishers (square, bamco, capcom).
RE Engine is great as well and their pc ports are not perfect, but for japanese standards, they are part of the best.
Unfortunately, you can't really hype up decades old ROMs/ISOs on the internet. You can easily hype up a brand new product with an elevator pitch and a bulleted list of buzzwords
For me it's when dev remakes a game to be the definitive version of that game, we'll call this version "Pixel Remaster," then proceeds to totally ignore extra content added to the GBA version of the game.
Unironically little girls sell to all demogrpahics >normalgays: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww qt little girl to raise&protect >e-girlgays: qt little girl to raise as daughterwife ToT ToT ToT
Remasters increase accessibility of games that are otherwise hard to legally play on modern platforms, they tend to provide QOL improvements that make old games more palatable to a new audience, and they create a sense of zeitgeist as everyone plays and talks about one after release leading to their friends wanting to try it out as well
What a huge difference that makes to the scene, it makes the game feel and look more alive. I've always said that the industry should stop focusing on graphics and instead on physics, wind blowing, leafs moving, trees falling down, people tripping and getting up, cloth physics and much more. I'll take that at the expense of lower image quality. Animations and physics are just if not more important than image quality.
What a huge difference that makes to the scene, it makes the game feel and look more alive. I've always said that the industry should stop focusing on graphics and instead on physics, wind blowing, leafs moving, trees falling down, people tripping and getting up, cloth physics and much more. I'll take that at the expense of lower image quality. Animations and physics are just if not more important than image quality.
The Wii version looks better
>failed attempt at pseudo realistic style vs a stylized look that falls more in line with the newer games
>the sunrays >the wind >the leaves >even the clouds are moving
Why the frick would you take all this out?
People don't believe me when I tell them that the Switch version was a downgrade
DEmake gave Shulk a disproportionately large head.
Just like with giving characters big eyes, it's the old Disney design that inspired the anime idea of cute.
normalgays
They arnt
>wrist fedora
>stonetoss
Stonetoss is a nazi.
why are black women such nazis?
cool it with the naziphobia incel
Remasters actually take shit out of the game.
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/shOlVdbni24zL1nsU29MVQ/
>look mom I posted it again XD
Smart shoppers
Mentally moronic people in every Factorio thread.
Literally me
so............ lol?
I would frick the shit out of a girl like this. I'd keep going until I died or my balls turned to dust. Throw my pants out the window because i'll never need the again.
Nurishment? I'd drain those milk filled breasts while plowing her into the mattress. Calling mid coitus to order pizza and eat off her fat ass.
The only way i'd leave the house is if they physically dragged me away from her and good fricking luck with that!
what type of girl would this be irl?
Literally just femwagies.
beat me to it
you know there's a princess thread in /trash/ right now, right Noir
>$5 for sexo
LETS-A FRICKING GOOO!
Need tired goth girl cashier gf
too tall
>too tall
no such thing
Kek how are you even supposed to fall in love with something like that? Way too tall and domineering, you might as well out yourself as gay if that's your preference.
Low test poster
Yeah haha might as well out yourself as somebody who wants to be fireman carried by and forced to confess your love to a large woman before being put down lol
>Walking backwards while trying hard not to just stare straight at her breasts as she rams them into his face
Just stand still and accept the blessing manlet!
damnit sexo...
I WILL have sex with the stickfigure
It's one banana, Michael. How much could it cost, five dollars?
My new avatar, I chuckled.
but sometimes remakes are good
That's a remaster
its an enhanced edition still awesome to play system shock in 4k
TES Arena looking good
>imagine not recognizing system shock
Before my time, grandpa.
>get game already known to be amazing
>get upgraded graphics and QOL and improvements everywhere
>"WAH THIS IS BAD!!111"
oh yeah, you dont like nostalgia ? have fun playing forspoken, the only original IP game coming out this first half of the year, homosexual.
>already known to be amazing
So then why not just play it
>get upgraded graphics and QOL and improvements everywhere
Have you played remasters?
>>get upgraded graphics and QOL and improvements everywhere
>implying
The irony is that bottom is still one of the better examples.
The sad reality is normies can't tell. If they could they wouldn't need to have why the bottom is worse pointed out to them. It's resolution > all.
this gives me Halo CEA flashbacks of hitting rocks with no textures instead of the elite I was aiming at.that was an omen and I never bought a remake or remaster again.did anyone else saw these dead marines and elites with floating disconnected arms?or was this a you problem?
why do remaster developers always try to make something "theirs"
what the frick
>his smile and optimism: gone
don't post the comparison of the hanging dead body from the intro or you'll make the thread go nuclear
you mean this one?
>black and ugly
Didn't fit amerimutts' worldview, had to whitewash him.
The mindflayers are the most egregious example of how western artists don’t understand Japanese horror
squidmen = cthulu
does reading design notes kill them or something?
forgot pic
why the frick are the walls covered in vegetation anyway? canonically it's been at most a few months since everyone gtfo, there shouldn't be overgrowth everywhere
you've never done any yard work before, have you?
orignal's fool's idol is such a qt
nah the newer version legitimatly looks better
No, it looks generic as hell. The old model is rough around the edges, no question, but at least it had some personality.
The only thing wrong with the newer one is the stance
the one on the left looks weird, but that makes it intriguing especially shit like the gigantic eyes
The one on the right is a scrapped DOOM 2016 boss
>DOOM 2016 boss
It's Diablo
Everything about the DeS remake screams Blizzard design.
I'm honestly surprised there weren't any superlong eyebrows
Sometimes people complain about some minor thing but more often than not people are right about their complaints.
DeS for example is a a fine game and you won't notice any of the shit unless you played the original anyways.
I like both but the image on the right is hard for me to look at because for some reason there's a blinding light shining on him. Is "realistic" lighting worth making your game impossible to look at? It's a game.
>filtered by a little bloom
Lmao these are the people complaining about remakes/remasters
I don't complain about remakes/remasters. One of the games I wanted to make is basically a remake. And there are games I'd totally be interested in seeing being remade. And I mostly like FFVIIR.
Some people seem to have highly aggressive autism. Left looks something that comes with a happy meal.
Right objectively looks better.
Does it subjectively look better?
your opinion is objectively wrong
To be fair, the og demon's souls version was just a reused asset from Enchanted Arms.
I remember seeing that game on Xplay and imagining it was probably the coolest anime game ever, then never got around to playing it.
I never understood why gays like you disliked remakes, my only experience was shit like Fire Red, Soul Silver or Metroid Zero Mission, but I can see now that you don't necessarily mean THOSE remakes, you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck
Remakes with proper care are oftentimes fine. Remasters churned out for a quick buck are the problem. Especially when outsourced to another company. The GTA debacle is a prime example, cause it was the laziest and cheapest remaster you can imagine.
>you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck
Which are the majority of cases
>you mean the shitty ones made by corporate suits looking for a quick buck
99% of them?
The perfect dark 360 arcade port is probably the closest to the perfect remake ever
any homosexual caught remaking memes into webcomics needs to be shot and then buried alive
because if you got a PS5 god of war normie to play the original MGS they would shit their pants. gamers have been spoiled and get frustrated when their power fantasy feels clunky. pic unrelated
>pic unrelated
frick you now i'll hear that bgm the rest of the day
>basically the same game
I FRICKING WISH
>Game ($30)
>Game ($60) (50% off)
>+1FPS
"Remasters" bring the FPS down, not up. And if the original game had framerate-dependent bugs, the remasters will usually have those too because publishers don't give a shit, remasters are just a quick and easy way to cash in on old IPs.
Most old games arent even for sale anymore.
im flattered you guys want to frick my shitty attempt at a goth female wage cuck
means im doing something right
coomer mentality does wonders
>+FPS
>+
More like divide by 2.
>still no DLC
And this normalBlack person thinks he's superior
my thoughts exactly
>Rome total war
>remaster released at half the price for owners of the original so at 15$
>it's bad and most of the players ignore it and say frick you to CA and the remaster cashgrab
>diablo 2 remaster
>it's meh and at full price
>blizzard drones along with scammed zoomers and fake nerds from plebbit slurp it up
It's like a simple equation, if the game needed some liftups that mods didn't do already, how stupid is its player base and targeted demographic, how well made it is and whether it's free or cheap or full price.
Where can I buy this?
Joke's aside, I'd definitely buy 'remasters' if publishers sexualized original games
>normies
normalgay tourist detected
When has this ever been the case? Since when has there ever been a remaster that wasn't botched to shit, hell, a PC port of a remaster of all things?
Don't know.
But it would make me want to buy it.
change the 'remaster' to 'open world' and you have prime goyslop for normies
why are they so wrinkly?
Humans like the convenience of all the games they play being on one platform, it's why steamdrones are so fricking rabid.
I got this issue with final fantasy. I could play everything except 13 on PS5 or get everything except 16 and ff7r2 on steam.
Ultimately it doesn't really matter, but splitting them irks me for some reason.
Square Enix always releases their games on steam eventually, because they know there's good money in doing so. They take the upfront cash from signing exclusivity agreements with Sony and Epic because it allows them to placate investors without having to sell a single copy. If Square Enix had confidence in their games selling gangbusters, like Capcom with any of their core franchises, then they'd refuse exclusivity agreements and release games on steam day 1.
>If Square Enix had confidence in their games selling gangbusters, like Capcom with any of their core franchises, then they'd refuse exclusivity agreements and release games on steam day 1.
That's why I prefer capcom out of the three big japanese publishers (square, bamco, capcom).
RE Engine is great as well and their pc ports are not perfect, but for japanese standards, they are part of the best.
Unfortunately, you can't really hype up decades old ROMs/ISOs on the internet. You can easily hype up a brand new product with an elevator pitch and a bulleted list of buzzwords
>just play the same game over and over
why are autists like this
must be Cyberpunk
>sells game with dicky
>dicky is not even in the game but the marketing still works
Pro gamer move by CDPR
>+1 FPS
It's actually minus 10 FPS and minus the lighting engine
For me it's when dev remakes a game to be the definitive version of that game, we'll call this version "Pixel Remaster," then proceeds to totally ignore extra content added to the GBA version of the game.
Unironically little girls sell to all demogrpahics
>normalgays: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww qt little girl to raise&protect
>e-girlgays: qt little girl to raise as daughterwife ToT ToT ToT
That's why pragmata and dokev are going to be massive success.
Remasters increase accessibility of games that are otherwise hard to legally play on modern platforms, they tend to provide QOL improvements that make old games more palatable to a new audience, and they create a sense of zeitgeist as everyone plays and talks about one after release leading to their friends wanting to try it out as well
yes
>basically the same game
Hah, you wish.
>more grass
>less of everything else
damn
What a huge difference that makes to the scene, it makes the game feel and look more alive. I've always said that the industry should stop focusing on graphics and instead on physics, wind blowing, leafs moving, trees falling down, people tripping and getting up, cloth physics and much more. I'll take that at the expense of lower image quality. Animations and physics are just if not more important than image quality.
The Wii version looks better
>failed attempt at pseudo realistic style vs a stylized look that falls more in line with the newer games
>the sunrays
>the wind
>the leaves
>even the clouds are moving
Why the frick would you take all this out?
People don't believe me when I tell them that the Switch version was a downgrade
sure the wii is pretty weak in graphics, but frick me those switch faces just lack something
jesas, I thought for a second the right picture was the remaster
>basically the same game
>but with less boobs that people try to gaslight one another into saying isnt the case
2>1
3>4
DEmake gave Shulk a disproportionately large head.
Just like with giving characters big eyes, it's the old Disney design that inspired the anime idea of cute.
normoids are not people
Why do they all look so old?
Playing vidya changes all of your mental age into physical age.
>demons souls remake comes out
>I buy and play the original for the first time