Why are people quitting XIV over the new patch?

Why are people quitting XIV over the new patch?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because they were expecting a major patch (0.1) worth of content in a 0.05 patch. The next major one is 7 weeks away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Next patch is not 7 weeks away. Very likely to be like 16th of May or 23th

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was waiting for content at 6.3 but it was nothing. You gays told me everything was on 6.35 but there was nothing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Next patch for sure
        Buy the balloons!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "Everything" was Hildibrand, Deep Dungeon and MSQ for this patch. Not a whole lot but if Deep Dungeon doesn't keep your attention then I guess there was nothing. Can't have a home-run patch every single patch.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          EW hasn't had a single "home run" patch yet. Even hardcore raiders got two shit ultimates back to back.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hardcore raiders should commit mass ritual suicide in Limsa plaza

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I caused a mass self destruct party by accidentally hitting my keybind on the way out of the room to use the bathroom and when I came back there was a bunch of people committing ALLAHU AKBAR on top and around me

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >6.2
            That was an amazing patch. Everything was good.
            Good msq, variant and criterion, island, ultimate (?), so forth

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just joined this month, please don't leave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the game is in maintenance mode
      gl finishing the MSQ before they shut it down

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Presentation said no expansion out this year
        >Time between ShB and EW was 2.5 years
        >EW launched in December 2021
        >People just can't believe that the next expansion won't be out this year
        Why are there so many people that can't do basic calendar math?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Actually their schedule is 1 expansion each year, EW was delayed due to covid so people just expected them to go back to schedule but that is like expecting people to go back to the office when they've proven they can work just the same or even better from home.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Actually their schedule is 1 expansion each year
            ARR: 2012
            HW: 2015
            SB: 2017
            SHB: 2019
            EW: 2021
            why make up the simplest lies

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He somehow thinks that's clever trolling. I don't know what it is about XIV that makes the trolls lose around 90 IQ

              >ziv trannies mad gottem

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >ARR: 2012
              2013

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >used to be 3.5 months between patch, now changed to 4
            >5 patches between expansions
            >this adds up to 1 year
            No, it was never 1 year between expansions.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in my experience with wow, feedback on a patch isn't a feedback on that patch because no one plays just the patch.

    It's feedback on the state of the game.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EW seems to be the laziest post-game content delivery so far. Island was trash after the first month, raids are too easy, Ultimates are just boring and overtuned, DD is just eh, its PoTD again and looks boring, story is meh, relics are TOMESTONES.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dead game
      No content
      E-celebs:
      >bald white man how acts all chadlike but he's a crybaby
      >lorelet gay who has melties over sabotenders and his brother's opinion about house
      >Terf female who wants the extermination of all trannies and supports this by playing the antisemitic wizard game
      >bald mongoloid who will never return to said game because it's better to react on reaction videos about reacting to random drama
      >mr.brappy
      I believe game will start healing in 3 months, after ff16 is out

      Trannies play ffxiv.
      Zepla plays game trannies play.
      Zepla decides to play game from an IP made by someone who wishes troony genocide.
      It's simple! She's a terf!

      It's fricking over
      dead game

      Might as well be a Y'shtola thread now that Barry is making all these anti-FFXIV threads.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        More Y'shtola arts please.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How about a crossover Y'shtola?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Crossover Y'shtola
          Y'shtola and Jaina Proudmoore?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Crossover Alisaie with Y'shtola

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://vocaroo.com/1fAZLRalJno4
        https://vocaroo.com/14faV1S4FsZW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >First one
          The first half was absolute kino. Should have cut out the last half.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post-game content is always dog shit I just played launch shadowbringers and haven't played since. it's always boring as frick outside of post-expansion MSQ.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Raids are too easy
      P8S is the hardest raid to date, at least in terms of dps check.
      Everything else you said is mostly correct, unless you count 5.3 being E I G H T months long.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      makes you wonder where all the budget is going

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SB was the only expansion with good post launch content, all this hitching about EW is just exposing the newbies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For all of the self-proclaimed Heavensward oldgays that haunt these threads, nobody seems to remember how fricking barren Heavensward patches were.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My friend rage quit HW because he was really pissed 3.0 didn't end the Dragonsong war

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's because a lot of us that played back then hadn't completed everything else we wanted to accomplish like leveling alt jobs and whatnot. Game seems a lot more interesting when you can login every day and have some goal to work towards. But now when you've already completed everything you're interested in, patches only give you enough content to last for a week or two if you're only into some stuff like Battle content and don't really care about crafting or gathering.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody wanted to level alt jobs back then because you needed to level two classes to get one job and cross-class was heavily weighted towards a select few casters.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >amongus graph

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking over
        dead game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Actual funny shitpost. We need more like this instead of the pathetic doomposting and "other game" posting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is the funniest shit I've seen in weeks on here. Also got the 14 digits.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh that's just the steam numbers. More than 5x that use the official launcher so there are at least 10 playing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the only post you need to see in this thread is if you just opened the thread, you can look at this post and leave

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's been like 2 fricking years since I last saw that pic
        I lost all my artifacts from the /wowg/ shitposting days sadly. Thanks for saving this one.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're having your delusions again barry

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yea but what option did you pick op and why?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In order of answers

      >based
      >cowardly fence sitter
      >cringe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would pick option 2 if I could explain more, but since my character just nods or clenches fist, I chose 3.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dead game
    No content
    E-celebs:
    >bald white man how acts all chadlike but he's a crybaby
    >lorelet gay who has melties over sabotenders and his brother's opinion about house
    >Terf female who wants the extermination of all trannies and supports this by playing the antisemitic wizard game
    >bald mongoloid who will never return to said game because it's better to react on reaction videos about reacting to random drama
    >mr.brappy
    I believe game will start healing in 3 months, after ff16 is out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Terf female who wants the extermination of all trannies and supports this by playing the antisemitic wizard game
      Zepla is kinda based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        true but it's ironic when you think that ff14 is the troony game and she was "one of they/them" in spirit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>You a terfy now because you're playing the most popular children book series in the history of the world
      Now you're just being a homosexual crybaby for no reason.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies play ffxiv.
        Zepla plays game trannies play.
        Zepla decides to play game from an IP made by someone who wishes troony genocide.
        It's simple! She's a terf!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Potter is a dogshit franchise whether or not it's terfshit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *cast unmolestro on you*
          You were no longer groomed as child

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I loved harry potter as a child. I realized shit it was around the time the 6th book came out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How did that Zepla troony drama turn out? Did she give in to the troony mafia in the end?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Posting unsolicited charity links in twitch chat was against the unspoken rules in the first place. The drama was fake outrage

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen 3 people now with "mare" in their search info.

    What does it mean and how deep into discord degeneracy is it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He knows.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He knows.

        I'm not him and I don't know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It means they use an illegal third party modification and are an easy report for advertising such in their search info

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Late, but still:

      Mare Synchronos is a plugin that lets you pair with other players and transmit to their screen the mods you have on yours, so you will appear on their screen however you want independently of in-game limitations.

      It's genuinely very interesting for Roleplaying.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        By interesting do you mean inserting futa wiener to your cat girl? That's all the degeneracy I see.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All the wowfugees i know cannot do the new deep dungeon past the second boss. They all say some variant of "how can you beat this shit without addons??" while the regular XIV players saw the relic was the same step as last time and just means doing the same shit again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no one believes your fanfic

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im just quitting over burnout. My relationship with FF14 is that I basically sub for 3 months, play it almost exclusively and then when the sub runs out dont even think about it for like a year. Its been like this for years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this. I quit not long after I finished the EW main quest stuff, will maybe jump back in at the next free login event or something, get my fill and go play something else again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this. I quit not long after I finished the EW main quest stuff, will maybe jump back in at the next free login event or something, get my fill and go play something else again.

      Yoship quite literally tells people to do this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think people would be more receptive to it if there were more other games to play during XIV downtime but almost every genre's gone to shit or dead. They want XIV to take up more of their time because they have nothing else to play.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's kind of my experience, I've noticed XIV has kind of become a retirement home game for all kinds of communities leaving their own games and genres as they begin to die out, especially in Japan. It feels like people don't have much else left to play.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >first 28 floors of new deep dungeon are a fricking slog
    i can't stand this shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >do your same rotation against 1 mob forever
      >no real cleave
      >cant kite
      >can barely cc
      wow amazing content.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >>do your same rotation against 1 mob forever
        >>no real cleave
        >>cant kite
        >>can barely cc
        >wow amazing content.
        that's all the content in this game. every boss is a single target dance fight.

        it's like they copied some of wow's combat but got lost 1/6th of the way there lol

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Deep Dungeon filtered the plebs and they dont have any levelled crafters for the loporrits.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have max BSM and ARM but I'm repulsed of homosexualy cute bunnies, I won't do their bidding. Frick them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >absolutely love cute things
        I'm eating good with the new beast tribe and the mount BETTER be the fricking moonhopper, and it BETTER have the silly little dance emote the one in the quest does

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          is this your first beast tribe? Ofc its the mount you get during the quests.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have small doubts that they include the animation due to how busy/loud it is compared to earlier ones

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, they will. The interacts used in the quests are almost always the ones you get. The only exception is the Heavensward ones, I think?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Iogin to do daily chores, or login to do the same raid again and again

    I'll take neither, I do feel bad for the people that actually do both. it's WoW addiction all over again

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Animation update when?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >another FFXIV is dying thread
    Lmao. Obsessed.

    That being said, who taking a break from the game here? What else are you playing?

    I've been mostly chilling with Deeprock Galactic, MH Rise, WH3 and going through my backlog.
    >inb4 irony

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ended up really liking mnk after I played the job for a while now? What other dps would you suggest for me to play?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one enjoys MNK so there's probably something wrong with you.
      But try NIN.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why does no one enjoy mnk? It seems like a pretty chilled and very forgiving job once you understand how to play mnk.

        Play DRG, we have buttons

        It seems to be fine to play, but I don't understand the entire having to delay Life of the Dragon rotation.

        Samurai and dancer were always my favorite dps.

        Samurai wears the same gear as mnk which would be logical to play as well, but I don't think they can use the same melds or some of the gear.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You BiS and melds are different for MNK and SAM, correct.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >but I don't understand the entire having to delay Life of the Dragon rotation.
          There isn't really much.
          If you just use Geirskogul before every second Mirage Dive, it will generally sort itself out because it'll come off CD around the time your buffs do.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Why does no one enjoy mnk? It seems like a pretty chilled and very forgiving job once you understand how to play mnk.
          It's only "chill" if you're not optimizing, and okay with dropping buffs here or there and clipping GCDs, etc. Optimal monk play has a fairly high barrier of entry because you essentially have three different burst windows you have to memorize and determine which one is the correct one to go into based on how much downtime the fight has had. You lose a GCD or two because a mechanic had you run away from the boss? The whole rest of your fight is now going to be different than your muscle memory because you have to adjust for that.
          It's really not that "hard" once you get some experience and memorize the combos and when to use them, but you could say that about literally any job in the game. The high barrier of entry is the part that matters.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Monk's animations are fricking gay. Especially the run one it's hilariously bad.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Optimal monk play has a fairly high barrier of entry because you essentially have three different burst windows you have to memorize
            Incorrect. You have 2 bursts to memorize that you can freestyle around anyway.

            >You lose a GCD or two because a mechanic had you run away from the boss? The whole rest of your fight is now going to be different than your muscle memory because you have to adjust for that.
            Optimal drift is at best a 1% gain. PB can literally force your rotation back into cue and the only thing you'll miss is a few ticks of a DoT.

            >The high barrier of entry is the part that matters.
            This would be true if this was pre-EW. For whatever reason, FFXIV players find doing anything other than pressing 1-2-3 difficult. Branching combos and situational adjustments are basic concepts if you play literally any action game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up loser

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play DRG, we have buttons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dragoon plays like something out of a Korean mmo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looking at summoner, it doesn't look very good for your buttons whey they rework dragoon in 7.0.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dragoon is pretty mediocre to be honest.
        OGCD skills are annoying to deal with and they are not that interesting.
        Jumps don't feel impactful at all and overall feel like you just slap enemies with a toothpick and not a big dick Lance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Samurai and dancer were always my favorite dps.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/18VPwRLQtA3j

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      filling up the stinky cat hag with cum until she bursts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      more art like this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        filling up the stinky cat hag with cum until she bursts

        bro his ass is also big like hers

        >artist known for his Y'shtola art, both solo or with the WoL
        >one day decides it's time for shota NTR
        What timeline is this, bros?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's still the WoL, though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >one day
          Anon?
          He also has several of her with a female WoL

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Kinda looks like Ryne (forma de Zodiark Trancer) and Minfilia
            Also giwtwm

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            me in the butt hearing her fart

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >NTR
          That's just a shotafied WoL, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bro his ass is also big like hers

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lack of naked catgirls

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Transfer to Excalibur and join my FC!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on Excalibur and would like more info.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We're a Ganker FC, everyone's super nice. We do content together pretty regularly, it's pretty easy to get people to go for stuff with you if you aren't afraid to ask in FC chat. We occasionally play other games or watch movies together as well.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I might change servers for this. Can I find you in ff14 general when I'm ready?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't post there super regularly these days, but if you're interested, feel free to hit me up in game any time.
            https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/2360801
            https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9236460623271952313/

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Screencapped, ty anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >We're a Ganker FC
          Hard pass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw BRhemoth
          ;_;
          got a CWLS?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nope! I was originally on Behemoth too but left cuz my buddies there weren't really playing much. I started our FC here and ended up with a bunch of friends who transferred from other servers to join up and have a nice community now.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              what else are you supposed to spend gil on?
              if your glamour dresser isn't sitting at 800/800 then you're not even playing the game

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've just been sitting on mine personally.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE ISLAND LAVERS I HATE ISLAND LAVERS

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Island laver

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I unsubbed because the last major patch was like 2hrs of gameplay tops and it's not worth subbing for long content droughts only to get that little content.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pounding Y'shtola while I shout GET PREGNANT and fill her womb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      calm down Runar

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I will not calm down until I have 3 or more kids with Y'shtola

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an endwalker babbie so I still have alot of shit to do, just did BA for the first time yesterday

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      grats, did you enjoy it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, gz. First time BA felt really special to me. One of my favorite mounts as well.

        Yeah I enjoyed it, very unique and only being able to die once (if lucky) made it tense, even though 6+1 groups seemed a bit overkill because bosses, besides Ozma, died in like 3 minutes.
        But I guess the discord that organized it wants to make sure it's a success everytime.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you enjoyed BA then I suggest going for DRS
          it's tons of fun even though Bozja is lame!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, gz. First time BA felt really special to me. One of my favorite mounts as well.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game clearly peaked in Shadowbringers and had a good finish in Endwalker. It feels like FFXIV is over and they can't make anything worthy of what they already had. Going to the Thirteen felt like an actual holiday with you just sightseeing for funzies. I was half-expecting my character to have an ice cream cone in the next cutscene, and it wouldn't have felt out of place.
    If I was SE I would put the game in maintenance mode and make FF17 A Reborn Realm Reborn with its own story but you can import stuff like PvP progress from FF14

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EW patches are probably the worst state the game has ever been in.

    >post-endsinger storyline is absolutely godawful.
    they really fricked up by not having the old structure of climaxing at x.3, then building up to the new expansion in x.4 and x.5. the villain is doing nothing, we've had 3 patches in a row that end with golbez on the moon saying "mwahaha now my TRUE plan will begin." the protagonists are doing nothing. our only motivation is find Azdaja and we basically have made no progress
    -pandamonium sucks, monster designs are boring and forgettable,

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my finger slipped on the post button

      variant dungeons were wasted potential. could have been fun content but 1 dungeon isn't enough to last a full fricking year

      crystalline conflict is also wasted potential. i dont know how to fix it, i just know it was interesting for about a week when it came out but now grinding the FOMOpass feels like a chore

      the lack of eureka/bozja type content for the relic is honestly painful. you can grind out each relic step in an afternoon if you're only doing one, and the only reasonable way to do them all is just spamming hunt trains constantly

      alliance raid is honestly one of the better ones, but it's a one-and-done kind of thing. i'm interested to see where the story goes, though

      havent tried orthos. deep dungeons were good to run with friends that weren't hardcore enough to raid, but HoH wasn't a huge change from palace and on the surface this new one doesn't look like it's changing the formula much either.

      no blu, no crafting content like ishgard, too much focus on ultimates which are awful to try to PUG so you're at the mercy of one of the worst raid autist "communities" in the history of the genre. and of course the general complaints about class homogenization and boring gear

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You got no bozja and no eureka because people kept complaining about them. Why every thread this has to be repeated. The relic being shit like this it's just the result of people complaining over and over about Eureka and then Bozja.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh well ok thats a good reason to replace it with... literally nothing. especially since eureka and bozja are the ONLY thing anyone has ever complained about. like, what else could they do? it can't be helped

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah literally nothing was the answer. They tied up to hildibrand because they just realised that people don't want to grind through a content that it is like Eureka and Bozja. And reverted into something simple.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no blu
        blue only got an update in 5.45 in shb

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and 5.1x

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I meant a proper level cap altering update, but yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >have really interesting chapter in the dark world
      >this patch completely ignores it altogether
      >just get some cutscenes and a dungeon in the existing world

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like Pandamonium so far. Really the only disappointment to me is using Phoenix once again for a boss, though I get it's thematic to the story. Maybe the tree boss was a bit boring design wise as well. But one boring fight per tier isn't the worst. We're probably gonna get Athena as a final or penultimate boss and that seems pretty cool.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >look up what I can do after Sophia unreal
    >both Mount Ordeals ex and P5S look like a nightmare
    well that's about it for my endgame adventure, see you guys next Tuesday

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was me a few months ago

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mount Ordeals is piss easy, if you have problems with the twister section, just use the dorito strat, mark someone that knows where to go and follow him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can't deal with rotating shapes. My ass still hurts after Zodiark ex.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are people quitting XIV over the new patch?
    They aren't.
    But how brave of you to try again after getting btfo for the 954th time this month already.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lost Ark

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing to do if you're not a super casual or a raider. They've gotten rid of just about all middle-of-the-road content, who make up most of the people talking about MMOs online. Content is either nolife in that it asks you for weekly raiding commitments or nolife in that it expects you to play dollhouse - who are also the exact two groups of people that want jobs to be braindead and homogenised, coincidentally. There are only so many maps that can be run.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Start playing the game a couple weeks ago
    >Waste all my money on clothes for glamors
    I can't stop

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because shadowbringers was peak. Anything after 5.2 is garbage.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine still being subbed to this dead game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not playing the closest thing representing FF in anno Domini

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is impossible for wowcucks to understand, but this game is designed in such a way that you can unsub for a minute to go play other shit and then come back later when there's more stuff to do. You aren't supposed to live eat breathe and shit this game like it's your job. Anyone unironically playing this game like it's a job is a fricking homosexual. Anyone doing that with ANY game needs to have their adult card taken away and spend some time touching grass.
    tl;dr GO OUTSIDE homie, DO SOME OTHER SHIT, TAKE A BREAK, UNSUB IF YOU WANT, BE FREE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Less content that usual is okay because...
      >Because it just is!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Define content.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          In SB we had both Eureka and HoH. There were more sets for glam purposes. Did you not notice that the majority of EW sets are fricking recolours? They didn't add the second ShB PvP set, EW didn't even get one.
          Also old events were better.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >only lists exploratory and deep dungeon as content
            >lists glams as fricking content
            As I thought, your opinions can be safely discarded.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Glam hunts are fun.
              Exploration is fun. Deep dungeons are more fun than Extreme shit and Ultimate garbage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Deep dungeons are more fun than Extreme shit and Ultimate garbage.
                >content I don't like isn't content!
                EVERY
                FRICKING
                TIME

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Even raidtrannies don't like raiding, they do it for shiny rewards. That's why they all cheat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Same with pvp. Cheaters galore because the game is just not fun

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah, that's why NA have more clears than JP
                moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                NA is too busy ERPing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Exploration is fun.
                deep dungeon has no exploration.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Eureka had exploration.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        found the seething bozjaBlack person, your content unironically made the game worse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fricking zaysed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you can unsub for a minute to go play other shit and then come back later

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to adulthood, homosexual, you buy a house, you're on the hook for it until you stop owning a house.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's a final fantasy house, not a real one.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            its the closest most of us are gonna get

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        love how people who normally consider housing "boring troonyshit" and "second life garbage that isnt real content" suddenly care a lot when they can use the reality of its limited quantity to fight the otherwise solid proclamation that one can happily unsub whenever they want

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can unsub for 45 days actually.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        well yeah you can unsub for like 1.5 months
        It's kinda perfect actually, you resub for a major patch, unsub after a month, resub for the complementary patch and then unsub until the next major patch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >this game is designed in such a way that you can unsub for a minute to go play other shit
      but what about people who don't want to play other shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        touch grass, travel, spend time with your family, pick up a hobby, stop being an MMO addict

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You aren't supposed to live eat breathe and shit this game like it's your job
      the good way to do this is with dense, interesting content that you don't have to grind endlessly. instead we have barebones skeleton content that you have to grind endlessly to unlock everything

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just say the game doesn't have enough content that you personally are interested in doing. saying the game lacks content is disingenuous shitposting at worst or hilariously ignorant at best.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >just say the game doesn't have enough content that you personally are interested in doing.
          NTA, but 99% of the content is just braindead chores designed from the ground up for stupid people.

          Actual children's games like Mario offer more depth in their gameplay.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you just described MMO gameplay in general, what's your point?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >XIV players are conditioned to believe this
              lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But aren't you supposed to grind for mounts/minions/cards/cheevos/crafting mats for BiS/titles etc etc? Isn't this braindead chore disguised as "content"?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >But aren't you supposed to grind for mounts/minions/cards/cheevos/crafting mats for BiS/titles etc etc?
                I can see why you might believe that if your first mmo ever was Wrath of the Lich King.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                no it was champions online, then I moved to swtor before it became f2p, then I moved to neverwinter, then dc universe online pre-f2p, then ESO, guild wars and lastly Classic WoW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          good thing i made value statements about the subjective quality of existing content, which clearly implies it's opinion based, and never said the game "lacks content." its almost like with basic reading comprehension, you can properly understand people without everyone having to couch everything they say in 4 paragraphs of disclaimers that this is JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >dense content that is interesting that you don't have to grind endlessly
            such as?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sub for new patch
      >Get less than a week worth of content
      Yeah, no, frick off bootlicker

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >subbing for .05
        filtered

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Worse, I subbed for 6.3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All you said was
      >but there's no content to play so i can do something else instead of playing this shit game

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I sup on the tears of Bozjagays.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's insane to me that people that hated Bozja and eureka think they're right. They were the most interesting part of the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bozja was more fun than Eureka because of duels...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Modern MMO players don't want to play MMOs. They want a plate to spin that gives them a sense of progression and structure instead of having a hobby, the addictive qualities of MMOs only rather than any parts that give it substance. They don't actually want to play the game. They may as well pick up gachas. They'd play XIV 100% single player if they could, not even taking all the social elements or 'difficult' bits out of eureka wasn't enough for them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no they need to like my boomer mmo garbage they just HAVE TO
        >even though every mmo that explicitly caters to me died over 10 years ago or has a total playerbase of 12
        >BUT THEY JUST NEED TO BECAUSE I KNOW BETTER
        lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Granblue does what you want out of xiv but better.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >popularity = quality
          wow yeah i loved avengers endgame, truly cinema for the ages.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOO! You don't get it! You need to cater to ME!!! What do you mean, what I want isn't lucrative because most players have moved on from the mindbroken garbage I enjoy? POPULAR ISN'T ALWAYS GOOD! I KNOW BETTER THAN THEM!
            hee hee, ho ho
            MMO boomers lmao

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >i want to gobble up mindless garbage designed for the lowest common denominator
              >i love to consooooooooom

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cry about it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's right, cry.
                We need fewer of your delusional, narcissistic ilk, so the sooner you frick off, the better.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >everything should be designed with so much blandness and utter sterility that it appeals to the the most boring people alive
                lmao. FFXIV players probably actually believe this too.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >NO I KNOW BETTER SHUT UP YOU JUST DONT GET IT GRRRR
                Ha ha ha.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no I am very special and I know better because I played a janky garbage mmo nobody liked when i was 8 and now i know what mmos should really do to be good
                rumao

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This expansion is for sure the one that has the most drama, the previous one have some but nowhere near as bad as this one. What could've possibly happened? What changed from ShB to EW that led to this?
    hmmmm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      more wowfugees thinking their opinion means something and that cbu3 should get on their knees to fellate their wishes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, it's not my problem that they don't want my sub money. You're right, I can just find something else to play instead that respects my money.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          OK. Goodbye

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw i actually got so filtered by Deep Dungeon i bought Dragonflight...
    Please no bully, i'm 34 now and need something simpler.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I-I don't care about that piece of content so it's not content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The one remaining argument of the seether who insists the game is dead despite thriving and retaining players like 5 times better than any expansion before it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >thriving
        ahahahahaha

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It literally, objectively is.
          Endwalker has retained players several times better than all expansions that came before it.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    r8 my miqo'te

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cringegooning rn

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hows are the queues rn troonies?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOoOOO AAAIEEE THERE IS NO CONTENT ITS ONLY CONTENT IF I CAN DO GAY LITTLE FATES IN A DEAD AND DREARY LOOKING INSTANCE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't communicate like an adult, no one will want to talk to you

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know its bad when their biggest shills like Zepla isnt playing that game right now

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys like Bozja so much, you can simulate a similar experience by doing fates in Ultima Thule all day. It's equally as fun too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You never played bojza

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I played a lot of Bozja for my relic, unfortunately

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No mention of eureka? You did play it right? You're not just pretending right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If I want to simulate playing Eureka, I'll go and play XI.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          is it f2p or do i have to pay sub?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            f2p on that troony server everyone tried and dropped. Sub on the official one because SE wants you to keep supporting their server since it cost them a penny to mantain it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Horizon had 3.5k last night. That's 3k more than the next biggest server kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not more than official server. Of course it has more than other shitty private servers.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I tried retail, using trusts is fricking gay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but i prefer that instead of doing Valkrum dunes from 10-infinite

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I stopped accepting dunes invites after 23 to be safe, now I'm doing bibi and qufim. Hit 30 on my pld last night actually. I think it's fun, I don't care about any of the drama, I don't look at the discord. Here's something I witnessed in sandoria the other day

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I stopped playing when i was too poor to affort a stupid axe on lvl 10 and i didn't want to kill 100 bats to exchange their stupid wings for like 10 gil

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Conquest points dog. Selling drops on the ah dog. I don't do the crafter/gather shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What i do with the conquest points that i can sell on the AH?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can exchange cp for good items in your home nation. You can use them, or sell them on ah for big money. That's like 5k right there. Also monster drops can sell for up to like 500 each. Stacks of crystals like 3-800

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i was talking about a more precise answer. Like what item are you talking about. Because i didn't know there were items from CP that you can sell in the AH i thought they were only for (You)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just look at what conquest items you can buy then look for them on the ah, you can see how much they sell for

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't like the dunes
                Dunes are ten times better than the Crawlers Ass and Gargleshit shitadel.
                >camp is behind the locked door
                >fall in the basement anyways
                >get gang raped by skeletons

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I heard it shares a sub fee with XIV? I could be just creating imaginary scenarios in my head.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it doesn't, square enix hates the consumer so they'd never offer a combined deal like WoW classic, etc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eureka is a million times easier than 11, if you can handle eureka you will not even be able to open a menu in 11.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to log in and play blu with my girly friend tonight, compliment each others cute glams and run around my house in our underwear. Keep seething, mentally broken haters!

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The problem the game is just stale and shit. They refuse to try anything new. Everything added is half assed garbage from other games that either flops completely or dies in 1 week.
    Thats why they didnt report the game growing in their quarterly report
    At this point they should just turn it into a porn game, because thats what it is. Otherwise nobody can justify a monthly sub for 4 hrs of, and ill be generous here, content released every 4 months

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it when Luckybancho blew you the frick out and you went silent for like 3 or so days trying to come up with a retort.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >trusting troonbancho over squares own financial report

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you don't even know how to read that financial report, homosexual
          just like you don't know how to read graphs

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    doomsissies...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are people surprised? The people saying that no one is playing XIV are the ones not playing the game. I am seeing in a fricking 6.3 patch on EU DC 100+ PF listining in prime time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it's all brothels btw

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >blatantly lying
        Its dead lil man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He is in Light, where everyone went after DC travel was a thing. No one is on Chaos pf anymore because no one wants to deal with the french.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just keep saying it. Surely it'll end up being true someday.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's just funny that EW detractors aren't bringing their best
        >Seething Wowbucks
        >Seething Ascianfujos
        >Seething Bozjagays
        Very low energy and sad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Unofficial source
      This is like saying WoW isn't dead because some random site said it had 5mil players

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Newhomosexual-kun.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I know about LB, but I honestly don't give a frick what he reports. Literally no better than googling "most popular mmo" and believing the first link. Call me when Square releases some official info

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah, I know about LB but I'm a doomtroony so I'm going to ignore all evidence to the contrary and defer to my own doomdiarrhea as the facts
            I knew that already.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >My evidence is from an unofficial source
              How desperate are you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty desperate as square didnt report the game growing. Quite the contrary

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                link that report then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >urrrh sweaty that source isnt official and has been deboonked
                >unlike my very official source: my anus

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Registered users, not subs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, point being SE doesn't release sub info so Lucky Bancho is the closest we have to accurate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, so if the only source you have for player count is from an unofficial source then why bother parading it around as if it's official?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because as I said its the CLOSEST estimate we have

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Luckybancho counts everyone who subs across a 4 month period. You do understand why that would produce an inaccurate tally of concurrent subs, right?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and you present it as if it's facts, which is dumb.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why expend this much energy to shit on the source used if there is no primary source and the secondary source uses most of the same metrics a primary one would

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Typing on Ganker is expending a lot of energy
                You lazy fat frick, go out and exercise.
                Anyway, an official source would have actual, relevant data to parse from and wouldn't just be a rough estimate based off of available public data.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes anon the joke was that even the paltry amount of energy you spend complaining on Ganker is way to much.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I spend less energy than you, so why are you wasting your energy to complain about me wasting my energy? Do you really have nothing better to do?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Holy twelve year old

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession. Why'd expend so much energy to say nothing?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >actual, relevant data to parse from
                frankly i think you're moronic if you think lodestone scrapes aren't "actual, relevant data" seeing as it's a direct database of all characters in the game

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And official sources would have even more relevant data. And does anyone even fact check LB or is he word taken as gospel by the community?

                >can't just straight up post the piece of information he's using as a basis for his entire argument as an image
                whew

                Not him, but this is the only thing mention of FFXIV I found, which was discussed months ago

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >And official sources
                that don't exist, so caterwauling about their absence is a fricking waste of everyone's time to predicate all your skepticism on
                >And does anyone even fact check LB
                pointless, other independent data scrapers for the lodestone (github) return similar results to lucky bancho if done at or around the same time as his own censuses

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing I'm caterwauling about is you morons trying to push an unofficial source of information as a fact.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yes 27 million registered users in 10 years (wow reached over 100 million registered in the same timeframe lol)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wow impressive

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                how tf that image is actually funny and the stupid bunny is just cringe?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wasnt the number like 40k or something? Thats pretty bad considering how he adds everyone that has logged in once in a 4 month period. There also was a major patch. Its bad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget to buy new mogstation items that we spent time in instead if adding something to all players 😉

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BANK SPANCE!? UOOOOHJ IHUR KANT TRANCE?

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out giving a Relic weapon away for basically free isn't a smart thing to do in terms of game design and certainly won't give players much to do for two months before the next patch.

    CBU3 has so much effort and investment in XVI at the moment, its sort of very obvious currently in FFXIV's ongoing patch cycle.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What was your main job journey? For me it was

    ARR:DRG
    HW:BLM
    SB:SAM
    ShB:SAM
    EW:AST/SAM/SGE

    For the patches I've been SAM and switching to AST when firends need healer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR: WAR
      HW: DRG
      SB: MNK and SAM
      ShB: DRK
      EW: PLD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If I could do it all over, I'd probably go that route

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a boring asshat, I played mnk the whole journey... started a couple of months before hw's release..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR:pld until nin came out,then nin for everything else to this day, if they ever add mystic knight i might switch over to that if i like it enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ARR
      Bard, holy shit it was really fricking bad
      >HW
      SAM
      >SB
      SAM
      >ShB
      SAM
      >EW
      Originally SAM, after Kaiten removal GNB.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought SAM was added in the stormblood expansion?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon started playing after SAM was added duh. You can unlock the job in Ul'dah.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. And it has lvl 50 from the start so you can easily continue your adventure.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I started playing in SB.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR: SMN
      HW: SMN
      SB: NIN
      ShB: SMN
      EW: SMN

      I mostly play RPR and GNB at this point though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DRG all the way through for mains.
      Trying others at cap, of course, like SGE, RPR, DRK.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR: WAR
      HW: DRK
      SB: DRK
      ShB: DRK
      EW: PLD

      You know, the Cecil special.
      Tbqh now moving forward I don't know which to stick with.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR: WAR
      HW: WAR
      SB: WAR
      ShB: WAR
      EW: WAR
      I'm a man of simple tastes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR: DRG
      HW: DRG
      SB: DRG
      Shb: RDM
      EW: GNB (SAM for savage)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ARR: DRG

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I started as Drg at launch, my static made me lvl BLM for Coils though. Which back then suckked cause cross class skills

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR:MNK
      HW:MNK switched to Ninja for the last tier of Savage
      SB: SAM switched to Astro for the second tier of Savage
      ShB:DRK and GNB lol
      EW: RPR for MSQ switched to Ninja right after

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR:BLM
      HW:BLM
      SB:BLM
      ShB:BLM
      EW:BLM
      Only thing that could get me to change is they ever implement Time Mage, and the chances of this actually happening with AST around are nil.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR: SMN
      HW, SB: SMN/AST
      ShB: GNB/AST
      EW: SAM/AST
      Started raiding in EW as SAM, couldn't get PF spots so switched to DNC. Never did clear P8S though. Want to try healing in a savage. Internet connection in my current place is kinda dog so no clue if I could even raid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Freesh free trial here, so far put the most time into archer and wite mage. The former just feels nice to play, ranged class with pretty rapid attacks and no pesky cast times. The latter is kind of boring but gets the job done and queue times are basically zero.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR:PLD
      HW:PLD
      SB:PLD
      ShB:PLD
      EW:PLD
      And I cringed every time my wol tried to protect someone without using her shield. EVEN G'RAHA GETS TO DO IT, ME I HAVE TO STAND THERE COMPLETELY FORGETTING THE BIG ASS THING ON MY LEFT ARM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR:WAR
      HW:DRK
      SB:SAM
      ShB:DRK
      EW:BLM
      6.35:WAR/GNB
      yeah, I ended up going back to tank

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't remember.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PLD forever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black mage

      Black mage

      Black mage

      Black mage

      Black mage

      Regards, formerly 42nd ranked black mage in the world at parse troony boards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Started as lancer and always ended expansions as DRG. I sometimes switch if a job seems more appropriate to the current events

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR: DRG
      HW: DRG/DRK
      SB: DRK/DRG
      ShB: DRK/DRG
      EW: DRK/DRG

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1.0 ARM (didnt do combat at all)
      1.19 LNC
      1.2 WAR
      2.0 PLD (only because it had oGCDs, which i enjoyed more than WARs lack of oGCDs)
      2.x patches BLM
      3.0 DRK (so fricking fun)
      4.0 RDM
      4.x patches WAR and RDM
      5.x RDM (RDM wasnt enough to hold me on its own. didnt stay for patches)
      6.0 RDM (tried SGE, was ok, but not enough to keep me playing)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARR: SMN
      HW: SMN
      SB: Rdm
      ShB: Rdm
      EW: Smn

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Join savage reclear group cause static has real issues and cant play this week
    >Minimum ilevel 625 for p6s
    >Check logs everyone seems blue-purple
    >Numbers start, summoner cleaves people on safe spot
    >Summoner dies on sides/front on exchange of agonies
    >Summoner doesnt know his position on dark ashes and runs around cleaving people
    >Summoner fails cachexia
    >I check again because I thought I saw wrong
    >Logs still purple
    >Median green but highest is purple on 13 clears
    >Cleared p8s too
    Do people seriously buy clears for savage? I knew people did for ultimates, but for savage?

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowbabbies and Endsperms when trying eureka
    >w-WHAT THE FRICK WHERE ARE THE QUEST MARKERS WHAT DO I DO REEEEEE I JUST DIED AGAIN AIIEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING DRAGONS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a shadowbringer and Eureka was kino. Really fun and actually forces to team up with people.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >steamcharts count tanking again after a recent patch
    Not looking good sisters. They need somethint big. Another 2 hrs of msq and a criterion dungeon thats DOA wont cut it

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV players are too stupid to understand basic statistics and have no idea how luckybancho census actually functions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and if an UNOFFICIAL stats are saying that the game is doing well, imagine what would an official shit would say. Man people here are so stupid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your post doesn't address anything I said, which reaffirms my believe that FFXIV players are too stupid to understand statistics or how luckybancho collects data.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bro you literally fricked up on trying to understand graphs
          no one is going to think you understand anything

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not worried whether or not people who are too stupid to understand statistics or graphics think I understand things. Their opinions are worth less than dogshit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I-I'm not worried whether--
              kekking

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No argument?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no I am very special and I know better because I played a janky garbage mmo nobody liked when i was 8 and now i know what mmos should really do to be good
        rumao

        >describe a known logical fallacy to FFXIV players
        >they don't read or understand it and then continue to perpetuate the fallacy
        pretty embarrassing.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zepla played genshin on patch day
    >everyone is unhappy with the game

    The end times...

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So why didnt square report an increase in sub count like they did in november?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      square cares more about reporting meteoric climbs and expansion-release numbers than they do month-over-month increases or decreases, mostly just to show off to shareholders, hence lucky bancho exists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post the report.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Read their quarterly report. Everything is tanking, including xiv

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Post it homie.
          You're so confident in your conclusion, so post it for everyone to glean.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Go to their website dummy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Post it.
              Come on. If you're going to argue something and hinge your entire argument on it, then post the evidence.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/ir/library/financial.html

                Have fun. But i can save you some time by telling you that the sales are down, and there was no increase in sub count

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >can't just straight up post the piece of information he's using as a basis for his entire argument as an image
                whew

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >So why didnt square report an increase in sub count like they did in november?
      zivlets will never admit it, but it's because there wasn't one lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        peak barry humor

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I play femroe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dream bigger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >n key is next to b

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, can you please lower the volume of your meltdowns? I'm trying to play the game.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my fellow doomsissies... i can't....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >game barely grew in 8 years
      Yeah, its over

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lacha breja

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Qrd on servers and datacenters please? Do they only affect who I see in the overworld, or is matchmaking for instanced dungeons/etc also server-resricted?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can see people on the same world.
      Multiple worlds on a same datacenter.
      You can queue for dungeons, enter pf groups, etc... with people of the same datacenter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      servers just affect who you see locally in the overworld, instanced content is shared across the data center. server travel AND data center travel exist, so you're not as screwed by initial server choice as you might think.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind you can travel to other servers and datacenters now

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there are mods that improve jiggle physics?
    where?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing better than sex with a lalafel is sex with Alisae, not because she's hotter, but because she's actually a gigantic bawd who will do literally anything you ask with pleasure.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How strong is a lalafell?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      plains have a mild flavour but dunes are overpowering

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make all jobs fricking boring
    >now even gameplay feels like shit and a chore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      omg eukrasia so sovl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >now even gameplay
      In all honesty the gameplay has always been bad unless you're a fan of WoW-like MMO gameplay with global cooldowns and rotations.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nooooooooooo wow has mah-fluid combat where I press 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 and I don't have to wait for each input.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you didn't think I was praising WoW or it's combat. I said WoW-like because it's the model FF14 seems to be based on, nothing more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never forget what they took from you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can still feel my arm...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          to be fair, nearly everyone in HW was playing DRK wrong anyways.
          on single target boss fights, DRKs werent stacking Dark Arts with Dark Passenger.
          With full tank stance on, and not doing that, I was purple parsing.
          When I removed tank stance for half the fight, I was orange parsing, and didnt learn about the DPS increase of DA+DP until SB was almost out, and I stopped doing savages.

          DA on every DP makes a huge difference in optimizing MP gains and what was best to use in the fight. So almost no one actually knows what HWs DRK was truly like.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wow that was hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DYING HOOOOOPE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I will never forgive them for butchering my job.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chief I won't lie to you I'm glad almost all of those are dead. Dark Passenger tongues my anus. Everything of value can be restored with animation mods.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ZASED.
          The only thing I miss is the animations, but the actual abilities were dogwater.

          Will he ever come back?

          Hopefully not.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If the abilities were such dog shit, why did they give them to war after applying a different coat of paint?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              remember when they gave WAR scourge and dark arts

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              because it's easy and UNIRONICALLY if you homonize them both is easier for one of them to not be OP. But again DRK is the best tank in the game so even if they fricked up both identity SE can't still do a good job.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game is actually dead

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >unofficial source claims something grows or stays steady from the last time
    >i-it doesn't count because urrrh the qualifications and period are too broad
    homie if the method remains the same, then the outcome still allows you to glean growth or not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >then the outcome still allows you to glean growth or not
      assuming all else is equal, yeah.

      obviously something like the number of patches releasing within that period could skew results, though, and you would need to control for variables like that.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can't talk about xiv in the general because the drama posting is so bad that mods had to tell them to cut it the frick out
    >can't talk about xiv on Ganker because it's nothing but doomposting (You) farmers
    I hate you homosexuals so much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /pet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ExCUSE me, did you just infantilise me with your actions?!
        I am a proud, ADULT lalafell and I WILL be respected!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Adults get raped.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cute chocolala

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >talking about the flaws of a game is now disregarded and called """"doomposting""""
      Since when is like this? Or this only happens with this fcking game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Disingenuous moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're angry because what i said is true.

          Nah happens to every online game where developers start doing moronic shit.

          Tbqh in any other game someone points a flaw both person nod that it's shit and continue with their lifes. With this fcking game if someone dares to say something like that there's like 20 post of monkeys screaming.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Tbqh in any other game someone points a flaw both person nod that it's shit and continue with their lifes. With this fcking game if someone dares to say something like that there's like 20 post of monkeys screaming.
            Thats the first sign of a dead game. The remaining players are terrified of criticism/negativity

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not you ESL moron. Very few people in these threads have any interest in discussing the genuine flaws the game has. It's nearly entirely:
            >lol the game is dead
            >lol the game is shit
            >lol no i wont quantify or explain why
            You're a disingenuous moron.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry that you're this blind, anon. When you wanna talk about the flaws of the game you can come back. You don't have to pretend.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah happens to every online game where developers start doing moronic shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just western morons that can only see in black and white. No shit there is a decline of players, the game is in the middle of the patch cycle. Still doesn't explain the devs cutting corners and leaning hard into the cash shop.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe island sanctuary was put instead of a good exploratory zone. THat might literally be the one and only content a lot of people like an actual mmorpg can do together if it's just killing random shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OP is legit saying the game is dead. Stop lying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only time you can talk about the game is when a new patch comes out any other time it’s shitposters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not even as theres not enough content to fill half a thread
        Theres more doomposts and eceleb drama than about the game itself

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I say depending how much story content a patch has you have to give it like 12 or 24 hours then you can get a normal thread. When it just comes out then it’s doom posters posting spoilers like when EW started and it was legit a week nonstop samegay doom posting saying how everything was just but when people started to get done pretty much everyone liked it and threads were good with people discussing stuff and posting ost and screenshots they liked. Someone even posted the whole of 6.0 music https://ffxiv.tylian.net/ex4/

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because of the fricking chair

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, prove the game is not dead

    Post limsa right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >posting a photo of people AFKing in a game where being afk doesn't automatically log you out
      >surely this will prove activity
      kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not leaving my house, I don't want to be sexually assaulted.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >THE GAME IS DEAD BECAUSE I SAY SO
    >the game is doing fine and here are the sources
    >urrhh haha well that proves nothing they are unofficial
    Ok, now give me your evidence for why the game is dead other than "I no longer like it because it doesn't have this activity I like"?

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV is dead. Buy a PS5

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People who didn't like Eureka and Bozja are homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cry harder.
      No Bozja for you, baby b***h.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have any purpose in life besides worshiping at the altar of Yoshi-P's wiener? Everyone who isn't fully engorged on FFXIV wiener and has nothing else they do in life acknowledges the game is in a boring as frick state post Endwalker.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cry harder, Bozjabab.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I see my comment hit home. Think of me when you're doing your roulettes for the millionth time later and trying to convince yourself you're having fun

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sure thing, anon.
              Still no Bozja for you, though.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >uoooh my eukrasia never forget what they took from me all the sovl and kinooo
    lol

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will he ever come back?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Manipulator minbroke him, then Palace of the Dead made him go completely insane and killed his mom.
      And in the end, SB MSQ dealt the final blow.
      Good riddance.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, the FF community is what broke him. You people are completely insane morons who just alienate anyone who doesn't play the game exactly to your standards.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.
          Good riddance.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, fewer and fewer people should definitely stop playing the game so it ceases to exist.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You gays were all over his wiener the first month he played FFXIV though

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Twitch babies do not represent ff14

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cope more you neo-veganal trannoid.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Okay buddy have fun being mad /pet /pet

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >implying they don't
                Don't forget that the western devs think morons like zelpha and Mr. Crappy are the face of the common player.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Outside of zepla I unironically cant name a single other ff14 "e-celeb"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                norf fc

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No surprise that they have such a low opinion of the western playerbase.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's almost like people can change sometimes

                Every FFXIV thread on Ganker, /wowg/ and /xivg/ was just a chatroom for his stream. Everyone talking about how FFXIV will unmaze him, posting that dancing lalafell while the rapist dude uninstalled WoW. Reacting to his reaction of the game. Now that's he done with the game you gays now act like you're above watching him, even though you were riding his and other WoW streamers' wieners for like 2 months

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's called having fun, you should try that sometime. /wowg/ was peak Ganker humor months after Asmon started playing XIV, and the more Blizzard bullshit floated up the better it became.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I never said it wasn't fun, I was there for the ride. But people act as if the guy committed some grave act against the game and want him to never return. Even though the game's boom in popularity was almost entirely because of him and Blizzard/WoW shitting themselves

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                People were just tired of his endless stalling, by the time he came back everyone wanted him gone because he was milking this shit way too blatantly. No one would care about him playing it today if it wasn't for the what, 8 months long break, during which he keep saying XIV is happening any day now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can understand people being fed up with the constant bait and switch, but I still think him coming back to the game would a positive. Solely for the slim chance that he and his autistic community can make Eureka/Bozja pop again

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              it's almost like people can change sometimes

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              no i wasn't
              i thought he and his posse shitting servers up was annoying
              and the aftermath of his brief stint in xiv filled the community with morons who think they get to decide how it should be developed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >wowbuck eceleb filtered by both game's raiding and community
          Kekw

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >"I will play the game"
          >Proceeds to react for 6 hours straight and then plays for 30 minutes
          >Gets criticism
          >"Noooooooo how could this happen"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The only insane people here are WoWshitters, let's look at these people for a moment
          >Murder hobo that we already explained
          >Massive sellout israelite that likes to molest people by telling them he likes imagining them pregnant
          >Legendary schizo with anger issues starting titanic meltdowns over a stolen cookie
          I'm glad most of them are gone already, this plague needs to be cleansed and for a good reason.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy your femroe troony streamers and Xeno PF whining.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not really... He's on record saying his chat got weird when he played it. Because the second he does, wowcuck went BALLISTIC. They were the most jealous exwives one could see. They could NOT handle him playing a competitor game. They lost their fricking minds and even falseflagged multiple times.
          They were beyond broken.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Manipulator minbroke him, then Palace of the Dead made him go completely insane and killed his mom.
      And in the end, SB MSQ dealt the final blow.
      Good riddance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He never left, he is constantly reacting to XIV drama.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it. The game is too hard for him. His fragile ego can't take it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >frick wow frick blizzard
      >omg blizzard let me slurp up more of your alphacum
      cringe ratboy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he never comes back, him and his fans are a cancer and I’m thankful he got fricked by savage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares? He'd probably enjoy the game solo, but it's not good as a streaming game imo.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >viewership down
      >WoW is dying
      >Killed his mom
      >FFXIV gays just laugh at him
      >All his friend get outed as sex pests
      >Org crumbling
      >About as competent as DSP at video games
      What will he do next?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tried and failed at hocking a line of prebuilt PCs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, he might like ShB but god knows he is too invested in shit games.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of having a relic without a farm, that’s literally the only purpose for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1500 tomestones is a farm
      Whether you've already done the farm or not is irrelevant
      You get to farm more if you want more than one relic

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Katé

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your nonbinary loporrits, surely she won't do it again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i'll enjoy filtering your next kate bait (kait bate) too

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >nonbinary loporrits
          ?
          where?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the new beast tribe has rabbits referred to with singular they/them, while others still use he or she

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly haven't noticed this, anon.

              >changed the Moenbryda minion description to one that couldn't imply Urianger was jerking off with it
              this is unironically a good change

              I am split on it. On the one hand, I thought it was a pretty funny joke that harkened back to the old days when game developers didn't give a frick and would gladly make raunchy jokes about their items.
              On the other hand, considering how much they suck Moenbryda off in EW, it's probably sending mixed signals if they keep that minion blurb.

              The Moenbryda minion description text was insanely cringe and the worst thing Koji was ever responsible for, worse than Nael trooning out, the Midgardsormr debacle or even Elbstgate.
              >Here's a minion referencing an emotional moment of a character losing a loved one and undergoing major character development because of it
              >But dude what if he fricked the doll of his dead girlfriend!? Wouldn't that be hilarious?! Get it, dude? SEX!!!!

              Nael trooning out is probably the worst thing to me and it precedes Kate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Nael trooning out
                that was also unintentional. her gender was unstated before the reveal in japanese, but that was harder to do in english

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Nael we knew in 1.0 was his sister assuming his identity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for an illuminiti 2.0 with this moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Was the localization lead while Koji is busy with XIV for a good while now
      >Appears on screen once
      >Fourchannel goes insane

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I hate dyed hair troonies, but I really don't see what Kate has done wrong
        the only thing i can think of is changing the moenbryda minion text but that isn't even so weird considering how hard they're wanking moenbryda off nowadays

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >but I really don't see what Kate has done wrong
          Official loud moron list of things Kate has "literally betrayed us bros she's taking over the game" on
          >asked for pixies in Shadowbringers to use gender-neutral pronouns
          >changed the Moenbryda minion description to one that couldn't imply Urianger was jerking off with it
          >probably had something to do with a loporrit in the crafter areas referring to exactly one rabbit as "they" instead of "he" or "she"
          Just Gankerirgins declaring holy war against the most absolutely milquetoast changes that only they pick up on because they're terminally online.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >changed the Moenbryda minion description to one that couldn't imply Urianger was jerking off with it
            this is unironically a good change

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh sure I don't disagree, Moenbryda's minion was fricking insulting when even ARR takes some brief pains to show she means the world to Urianger.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >asked for pixies in Shadowbringers to use gender-neutral pronouns
            silly but i don't really see the issue much in that considering what they are
            >changed the Moenbryda minion
            it irked me, but it was also kind of jarring to make her minion into a joke about how Urianger wanked off on her when they fellated her in the story long past her death
            >probably had something to do with the loporrit in the crafter areas referring to exactly one rabbit as "they" instead of "he" or "she"
            Haven't seen that, to be honest. Could also just imply that the loporrit doesn't know the person and is just referring in a neutral way because of that. Like you are technically a 'them' to me despite the fact that I can assume that you are a male.
            Anyway, like all Loporrits I've seen just use he and she in my experience, so if Kate's big victory is in one dismal Loporrit being referred to as "they" then that's a really weak political victory, lmao.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >asked for pixies in Shadowbringers to use gender-neutral pronouns
            silly but i don't really see the issue much in that considering what they are
            >changed the Moenbryda minion
            it irked me, but it was also kind of jarring to make her minion into a joke about how Urianger wanked off on her when they fellated her in the story long past her death
            >probably had something to do with the loporrit in the crafter areas referring to exactly one rabbit as "they" instead of "he" or "she"
            Haven't seen that, to be honest. Could also just imply that the loporrit doesn't know the person and is just referring in a neutral way because of that. Like you are technically a 'them' to me despite the fact that I can assume that you are a male.
            Anyway, like all Loporrits I've seen just use he and she in my experience, so if Kate's big victory is in one dismal Loporrit being referred to as "they" then that's a really weak political victory, lmao.

            The lopporit one is bullshit and that was ONE anon that doesn't know English.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Moenbryda minion description text was insanely cringe and the worst thing Koji was ever responsible for, worse than Nael trooning out, the Midgardsormr debacle or even Elbstgate.
          >Here's a minion referencing an emotional moment of a character losing a loved one and undergoing major character development because of it
          >But dude what if he fricked the doll of his dead girlfriend!? Wouldn't that be hilarious?! Get it, dude? SEX!!!!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly don't think he even did it on purpose.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh sure I don't disagree, Moenbryda's minion was fricking insulting when even ARR takes some brief pains to show she means the world to Urianger.

            i think its possible it was unintentional. i never saw the original japanese description, but from what i heard it implied it made Urianger cry but he would never admit to it. unfortunately using "unspeakable things" in english made it sound worse to degens

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it was just a bad translation. I can kinda guess at the original intent of the text if I have the original meaning right in front of me ("he did something shameful in a closet with this minion") but the most glaringly obvious conclusion to a westerner would have been he jerked off with it, not cried with it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >refuses to translate what boils down to "trap" or "femboy" (otokonoko)
        >Ganker loses its fricking mind

        yeah I hate dyed hair troonies, but I really don't see what Kate has done wrong
        the only thing i can think of is changing the moenbryda minion text but that isn't even so weird considering how hard they're wanking moenbryda off nowadays

        nevermind that moenbryda's description there was always a mistranslation, i was surprised they didn't change it way sooner than they did

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shit posters are going to shitpost, aslong as their are funny dad jokes still in I’m happy.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game is dead i have no proof but it is because i say so
    >it isn't and here's several sources provi--
    >ACKCHAULLY SWEATY SNOPES DEBUNKED THAT THEY'RE UNOFFICIAL SO THEY DONT COUNT SO I GUESS WE'RE GOING HAVE TO DEFER TO MY VACUOUS CLAIMS THAT THE GAME IS DEAD HAHA
    holy low-effort

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >bait question
    Every time.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I just wish DRK had some different mechanics for dealing with large pulls. It's the one thing I don't like about the job. I don't like Salted Earth, neither how it feels nor how you use it, and your only meaningful heals happen once every full moon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Living dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't mind if more skills had some kind of life drain but then it'd be accused even more of just being a WAR clone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      okay but tbn will forever feel good to use
      drk should start with tbn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        B-B-B-But anon, you gotta wait for Fray to actually say the line in the job story!

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There much of a point in trying out an MMO this late into it's lifespan? I will be but a pebble among mountains.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's only halfway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, This game isn't going anywhere anytime soon.
      It's also completely free from ESG twitter woke politics.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Game's nowhere close to end-of-life, go nuts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I started in late ShB and I have completed more content than 99% of the playerbase. Most people are very casual.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >leveling dungeon with tank mentor and 2 new sprouts, one of which was a healer
    >tank does the usual "run as fast as possible and pull everything" move
    >the healer can barely keep up with him and ends up being left behind, meaning that the tank's basically at the brink of death at all times
    >see both sprouts get fricking shredded by boss mechanics
    >despite that we never wiped and no one even died
    >/pet the healer (cute femra) for her heroic efforts
    >refuse to elaborate
    >leave
    Remember to treat your sprouts nicely.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >stormblood gets multiple dungeons per patch
    >stormblood gets a deep dungeon and a questing instanced with separate progression
    >outside of deltascape and lakshmi being piss easy, all of the expac's trials and expansions launch without drama or controversy
    >square decides to cut most of this in shadowbringers because of covid
    >job design and balancing also take a massive change in direction towards "forcible lobotmization" because turning every job into a braindead 1-2-3 120s burst window affair is easier to balance and design fights around
    >even though covid is gone, we still have a massive cut in content because square is now looting BD3's staff and assets and putting the game in maintenance mode
    they legitimately need to blow everyone's mind with 7.0 because it's just fricking sad at this point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if they keep seing green numbers RIGHT NOW that there's content drough and people stay subbed because this game is their life. They don't have to add shit. They'll stay this way because fanboysm can keep the green numbers up while investing less and less.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I literally do not notice the lack of remixed dungeons from the previous expac.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I do because I'm sick and fricking tired of getting Fell Court in my expert roulette every single day for 8 months straight

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PVP DRK is the only good DRK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >20k damage (If you were above 90% HP)
      >Drops HP 1 but cannot die
      >One free Bloodspiller
      >100% lifesteal
      God, such a shit LB

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only hard to deal with if you have shitters on your team

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not saying it's hard at all, in fact it's one of the easiest to deal with. Literally just run away, put up guard or a shield or just stun the DRK for the entire duration. The lifesteal is completely useless with the amount of shilds/mit in PvP.

          Don't forget where the cheating homosexuals stun you the frame you hit LB so you die anyway.

          Can't forget about that. Nothing like a WHM polying you before the attack even goes off, so you drop to 1 HP and do no damage. On the bright side it fricks over cheating NINs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget where the cheating homosexuals stun you the frame you hit LB so you die anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair this is basically true for all jobs.
      I would fricking kill for a deep-dungeon style content where you can dick around with your PVP skillsets and take on mobs in a scenario without any balance considerations or any streamlining shit. Just let me snipe mobs from thrice their aggro range with Machinist's spite, hide my team from the boss' big AOE with the SGE shield or chain-CC some homies as BLM.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People finally realized that WoW is still the best MMO around and started to play it instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gay centaurs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget mtf time lords.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sprout here, most fun job?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Define fun

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it makes brain feel good

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I like mch and samurai

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black mage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tank: drk or war
      Caster: blm
      Melee dps: rpr
      Ranged dps: mch
      Healer: ast

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that breast expansion or just a really fat person?

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still gonna call Feo Ul "she". Nothing political, you understand, I just want to be more comfortable about this boner.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >try out english for the first time
      >hear her voice
      >instantly back to JP
      Never again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >get a european fae
        >get mad she sounds like a european scullery maid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I switched to JP voices during ARR and never changed it back cause by the time I got to HW I was used to them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >switch to English
        >hydlyin has a smoker's rasp
        >switch back to jp
        Jesus christ, how horrifying.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >goddess sounds like a mature woman
          >immersion broken

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >smoker's cough
            >sign of maturity
            Entitled voice "actors" deserve the rope.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You make it out like Hydaelyn sounds like Marge Simpson.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Compared to all other languages, she does.

                Venat/Hydaelyn is great in English, what the frick.

                Shit tastes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. She's great.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably the biggest difference in tone I've seen. Actually night and day

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's Tataru (and the funny Yuyuhase JP voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj6eQ7oitJo )

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Right, though Yuyuhase is a pretty minor character. I always forget about Tataru's english voiceactress, desu

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Venat/Hydaelyn is great in English, what the frick.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You make it out like Hydaelyn sounds like Marge Simpson.

            Do yourself a favor and never argue with militant jp voice users, they're always extremely autistic and

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              anon?
              ANON?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Venat's JP voice is bad at all, so I'm not even trying to fight them. I just think it sounds like generic mom anime voice, and that's kind of my issue with all JP voices. If you've any experience with Japanese voice actors from games and anime, they probably sound very familiar.
              I like Venat's US voice more, but I think they're both fine. Same goes for Emet-Selch.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Emet-Selch being kinda femmey was an insanely good call, especially since he's supposed to be an Ancient drama-club softboy turned dark mage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >generic
                Hard disagree. The amount of grace and emotion she's putting into her role was pretty outstanding to me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean as in she's very ubiquitous. I know that voice and most of the JP XIV voices from like every anime I watched. Very recurring, which is ironically, inversely a similar issue as the one I have with anime dubs, where it also feels like the same 6 people voicing characters in every anime.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't watch much anime these days, so I guess it can be distracting if you're already used to certain voice actors. I don't hate the English voices, but would choose JP every time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The only real time I hated English voices (sans Merlwyb) was ARR. After that, it was pretty smooth sailing.
                Anyway, I also think both are fine, but I prefer EN so I guess we're in a similar both there.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they did a really good job with her casting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, and a lot of people do the same.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Xeno dies of cancer. Why are all streamers the worse people on earth? AND WHY THE FRICK PEOPLE WATCH THEM?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Show gills

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way anyone actually gives a frick about any of these people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      does this bald moron just recycle his thumbnails for every video?

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where's this they/them loporrit, btw?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >post a conversation talking on 2nd person as """proof"""""
      Are americans this fricking stupid?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WHERE IS THE NONBINARY RABBIT?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm asking for proof of this "nonbinary" loporrit, but I've only seen hims and hers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loporitts crafter beast tribe quest has an edgy muted colored loporitt called Counselingway who is referred to with '' they '' pronouns. It's definitely a localization thing just like the faes in the First though, mark my words.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Did that Loporrit even get referred to in any way other than by one of them going "I know them."
        Which I assume they're using them to emphasize the stranger element. Again, like I could refer to you as 'them' because we aren't really acquainted.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The new rank up quest that I did today constantly referred to the loporitt as '' them '' to the point it became incredibly cringy and obvious troonyservice, but also difficult to read/understand the dialogue because referring to a single person as them constantly is just straight up disorienting.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, there was a new rank up today? I missed that because I didn't get my set in before the first reset on patch day.
            I'll check it out tomorrow when I get to it.
            It's weird because I'm fairly sure I recall people b***hing about a loporrit thing a few days ago, before anyone could've even reached that rank up.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The loporitt has been referred to as '' them '' in previous rank up quests, but yeah, brace yourself because the localization team REALLY hams it up with the pronoun in the rank up quest.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                In the previous one, there was just a quick reference because it was the first time the Loporrit was noticed iirc?
                I find that weird, though. Every other Loporrit is a he/him but the grim doomer Loporrit antagonist figure is a they/them'er?
                Weird way to get your political victory in if true?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                think the only guy that counts it as political victory is that one Ganker hating sperg who pays way too much attention to kate's twitter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, it kind of is weird to cram in there as a constant if it is.
                But again, not sure how making one Loporrit, ostensibly the antagonistic figure in the tribe quests, a "they/them" is some big win for the troonies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i don't think it was written as any kind of win at all, i think it's the loporrits being autistic and making the doomer rabbit out to be mysterious

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I had assumed.
                Well, we'll see.
                I don't doubt that the Loporrit will be made "normal" (i.e. undynamised) by the end of it, and we'll see what it's like then.

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    Anonymous
  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He got so mad about shitting on his favorite game playerbase that he started posting random Xeno thumbnails
    pfff

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TRIGGERED AND BALD!
      TRIGGERED AND BALD!
      TRIGGERED AND BALD!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    QUICK BEFORE THE THREAD DIES
    Give me the chadness to lameness scale of tanks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DRK
      WAR
      PLD
      GNK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WAR > GNB > DRK > PLD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gigachad
      DRK
      >Based
      WAR
      Meh
      >GNB
      >PLD
      I only care for PLD in so far as I can simp for Venat with it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gunbreaker is S tier because I like it
      Everything else is dogshit because I don't like it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PLD, DRK and GNB have S tier aesthetics
      WAR has A tier aesthetics, would be improved by giving me the Spectral Berserker's gear from Heroes' Gauntlet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DRK has the biggest weapon therefore its the most chad. Following that logic it goes DRK>WAR>GNB>PLD

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this xeno guy and why should I care about what he makes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That poster is just having a meltdown, ignore him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A moron. You shouldn't.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Warms my heart to see this shit game die.
    Good riddance

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what are easiest fish to farm for purple scrips

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the prostitute you call mother

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my mother isn't a femra anon

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    Where

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    is

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    the

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    next

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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love face 4 moonies bros

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like like why Patron Deity 🙂

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    expansion

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

    [...]

    Guessing they just want to spam because the thread is going to page 10

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This one must be pure click bait. War is fine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most of these are clickbait

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it's just clickbait, when he isn't doing the angry monkey for his viewers he is rather reasonable actually.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reaction youtubers are already bottom of the barrel but this bald homosexual looks like he's in a league of awfulness all of his own. You'd have to have mental damage to even click one of these thumbnails. Then again he does cover ff14 content for a reason.

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