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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really question what mainstream sheeple do?

    This is why I never take any sales arguments seriously ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If no one buys it, it must be good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's just sheep. It's not even fanboys. Autists who worship a brand are a tiny, tiny fraction. It's the masses who buy it because that's what the tv told them to and what all their friends are doing.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy and buy games
    >play it perfectly
    >buy stem eck
    >AAAAAAA ME HEAD HURTS WHERE DID THE LUCKY CHARMS MAN TOLD ME TO DOWNLOAD THE PIRATED EARLY ACCESS EMULATOR

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      personally, i'm not moronic so this isn't a problem for me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why are cat posters so fricking moronic 100% of the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play it perfectly
      Come on, man. I love the Switch but a vast majority of games run and look like garbage

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some people never use it in handheld mode so the extra 50€ would be just a waste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I knew I would never use it in handheld. I bought a non oled off ebay a month ago with mario kart for 210 dollars with shipping. Ibelieve I made out pretty good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's confirmed to be just a minority:
      18% of users play exclusively docked
      32% play exclusively in handheld
      50% frequently use it as a hybrid.
      And pretty sure that isn't factoring in the those who but the Lite since that obviously doesn't even have the option to begin with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s 20 million sold consoles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >50% frequently use it as a hybrid.
        people say this if they've even used it once handheld. it's more like 68% prefer docked and 32% play handheld only.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >say
          That data comes from usage data, not a survey

          >keeps proving my point
          KEKYPOOPYDROOPYFWOOPYWOOPY!

          I accept your troonycession.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >say
        That data comes from usage data, not a survey

        [...]
        I accept your troonycession.

        Are you going to post any sources, or would that go against trying to push your bullshit as fact?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the report the data comes from, erictroony

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I did, erictroony.

            why are cat posters so fricking moronic 100% of the time

            They're literal bots.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Erictroony, stop trying this pathetic cope
              Oh and

              [...]

              Oops.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Unironically using a graph from half a fricking decade ago as evidence
            k

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If anything it'll just lean more to the handheld side since the Switch Lite is around, you hearing about gaming "journalists" whine how there Switch is always docked is not an accurate representation of the common user.

  4. 2 years ago
    Boco

    To piss you off.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People like Nintendo games. The moment they stop being exclusive is the moment everyone stops buying Nintendo consoles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely cannot imagine all those AC girls just casually switching over to some other platform

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My gf is an AC girl and new horizons completely killed her interest in the series. Now she only plays indie games on her switch.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steamdecks aren't easily available in game stores like the Switch is, thats one of the main reasons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >better options
      Such as?

      It's inexpensive and already has a wide library of games to choose from. Nintendo has had the philosophy of 'one game per series/genre'. So nowadays, the console has a little bit of everything for all tastes.

      If you have a halfway decent PC, you can just emulate all your games. You can play at higher resolution and framerates, install mods, use any controller you want, have full per-game rebindings, turbo/macro, and it has lower input lag than original hardware.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Normalgays don’t know about emulation. That’s why the switch gets bought.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Normalgays also don't realize the Switch is a laggy piece of shit with substantially more input lag for the same games than a last-gen console.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            post your camera and tv brands

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            switch can use the pro controller in wired mode, latency is lower when than Wii U in that mode

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Switch Pro input lag is actually lower in BT than wired. In either case, it doesn't even come remotely close to the Wii U.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Now do a PS5 one, this is part of the console toll, you sacrifice so much and gain so little

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            oh no not 0.03 seconds of input lag! that's literally unplayable!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >CEMU
            Frick off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Normalgays don't know about emulation. That's why any system gets bought.

      • 2 years ago
        Boco

        Most parents looking for gifts or children who love Pokemon have no desire to make a PC. Its a minority.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All of that takes more time than I'm willing to spend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH EMULATION THO

        you are fricking autistic. most people don't give a shit about emulation. fricking touch grass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!!!!111!!!11
          Shitch has zero exclusives

          • 2 years ago
            Boco

            You can keep saying it, it won't suddenly become true.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If you can play them on another system, they're not exclusives. Tendies try saying that games being on the ps4 doesn't make them exclsuve when they're still playstation exclsuve.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what other system can you play mario odyssey on?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                pc
                deck
                laptop
                phone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >emulating the console means its a different system
                lol
                >phone
                LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                shitch is weaker than most phones

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't you get doxxed a couple of years ago?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still playing the switch version of the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >HAHA, I *PREFER* EATING SHIT, SO I WIN!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ya seethin? Ya boilin? Ya maldin? Ya copin?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Didn’t see Odyssey on Steam or even GOG. You got a link?

              • 2 years ago
                Boco

                Mario, Metroid Dread, Pokemon, Live a Live...

                shitroid dread in the water
                Glad it flopped, still sold more than it deserved

                That's 2.5D, dumbass.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moron, the game is 2d, and the graphics are worse than a ps2

              • 2 years ago
                Boco

                Hm, graphicsgay. Thought they were extinct.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine bragging about paying more to get less. Dumb bootlicking moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Less of what? We get good games and mountains of salt from homosexuals like you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Watching you seethe over the Switch until the end of time is literally priceless to me. Fricking incel homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PC gaming is reddit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's an interesting poorgay cope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most people don't have a good PC since building one would be expensive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost like you're part of a minority.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some of us don't do our shit illegally.

        >But emulation isn't!
        IF. You have a physical copy of the game and dump the ROM yourself. And we all fricking know that only 1 in about 1000 of your ilk actually does that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >emulation
        The sooner you accept that only a very autistic minority is willing or able to emulate recent hardware the better. I know it's a hard pill to swallow but emulation is not relevant for the majority of the world.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Emulation is very easy. Just install retroarch and open up the roms/isos/bins and bam

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the majority of people play old games through emulation, if they find out switch emulation is possible don't be surprised if developers start looking into ways to sabotage emulation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol maybe nintendo should just make pc games then people will actually buy it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              pc gamers don't buy games unless they're platform staples or memes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most people don't pirate dude. Or else minecraft would have made no money.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It made more money on consoles and phones than PC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay so people don't pirate games then.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Outside of the PC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is Valve then? A fairytale?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                plenty of people do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Name one person who pirates

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Me
                You

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't pirate I acquire archived software that lost its license rights years ago if you pretend Disney doesn't exist.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >then people will actually buy it
              you really need to see the top 10 selling switch games if you think they don't sell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Yuzu or Ryujinx

        Shit is fricked, you can see some pretty impressive things but that's only on the most popular titles, the rest runs with a minimum improvement compared to the Switch or even worse full of glitches.

        Also most of PCgays run toasters, the graphics craze of COVID was because of crytogays, streaminggays and scalpers working together. They don't actually play games. A guy running his 970 for half a decade plays more games that the gay who bought the 3080Ti to stream himself playing Fortnite 5 hours a week.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >$1k for a rig that I can emulate Switch on, can only play online with autist tryhards and only the popular games, will inevitably run into bugs glitches crashes etc
        >$300 for a switch that just runs the games as is, no nonsense no nothing + online + games which while expensive I can later resell and get what I spent on them back since Nintendo stuff retains value

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steam Deck also doesn't have a reason to buy it, so that's another reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is pretty much it for me. I already have a PC and would rather not play those games "on-the-go". I've always preferred playing games on either a desktop PC, my TV screen, or on a handheld small enough to fit in my pocket (Nintendo DS type size, not Nintendo Switch). There is literally no reason for me to buy this.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >better options
    Such as?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's inexpensive and already has a wide library of games to choose from. Nintendo has had the philosophy of 'one game per series/genre'. So nowadays, the console has a little bit of everything for all tastes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because most people that play games these days are casuals who spend less than 20 hours a month on gaming, if that. Those people don't want to research the best PC specs or build a battlestation or wait on a waitlist for 8 months. They want to pay $300 and download a copy of animal crossing and not have to put more thought into it than that.

    Also, Nintendo exclusives.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not available in Australia and New Zealand, Japan is a 3rd party And they are gouging the Japanese market,
    My best purchase was a OLED model switch from last year. I'm waiting for the switch pro but I have no need to get a new switch with the games coming out in October alone.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same thread every day. Same replies too.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >now when there are better options available to them?
    Like what? Some overpriced, non-ergonomic tech demo with a smaller non-oled screen that requires you to frick around with every game to make sure it even runs? Maybe some people would rather spend their money on a quality product they know will just work when the pick it up and spend 3 seconds jumping back into whatever game they're playing, and really don't want to spend the time dicking around with emulation.

    • 2 years ago
      Boco

      Not to mention over two thirds of the population either have no idea what emulation is or view it as illegal and not worth the trouble.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yet those same people smoke weed and do drugs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love that unlike on the Steam Deck, the Switch version of Tunic just works (at half the framerate & with a vaseline filter)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >one poorly optimized game is somehow proof that the switch's hardware is garbage
        What about all the Steam games that have issues on the Deck if they run at all?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have run into a single issue across all of the games I've played (and finished) on my Steam Deck, and it was solved in about 10 seconds by switching a single configuration option

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because Steam tells you if a game is Deck tested and you're only playing games that you know run on it, just like I don't buy Switch games with known performance issues.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >OH NO NO NO NO NO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is this even supposed to be showing? That the Deck can run old Ys games? I'm playing Origin on my OLED right now, what's your point?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That it's not a verified or compatible game and I was able to play all the way through it with 0 issues on the deck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit, you totally got me. I guess unverified games can run on Deck when they're 20 year old mobile ports.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I figured this would be where the goalposts ended up lol. Good talk king

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >figured this would be where the goalposts ended up
                You kind of brought it on yourself when you posted Ys as an example of the Deck's power.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't bring it up as an example of power, I brought it up in response to the idea that I was only playing Deck-Verified games which is why there were no issues

                Statistically speaking the newer a game is the more likely it is to be Deck Verified in the first place on account a the Deck didn't exist 20 years ago

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I brought it up in response to the idea that I was only playing Deck-Verified games which is why there were no issues
                Yes, and my point was that it was pretty insincere to use games that literally can be played on a phone or any $40 chink handheld right now when that's obviously not what anyone is talking about. Ark of Napishtim isn't Tunic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Because Steam tells you if a game is Deck tested and you're only playing games that you know run on it
                your original words.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >at half the framerate
        Mario Odyssey runs at 60fps, what's Tunic's excuse?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Good question. What's Xenoblade 3 and Hyrule Warriors AoC's excuse while we're at it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Xenoblade 3
            Are you moronic? XC3 is on a far greater scale than any other game on the Switch, even BotW.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It definitely has the most cutscenes I've ever seen in a game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                For a Nintendo game sure, but doesn't compare to the 20 hour movies you get from Sony.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking drooling moron, first of all that video for XC3 you posted isn't even actual cutscenes as they include all the scenes with normal dialogue boxes both voiced and unvoiced.
                Secondly MGS4 is a Konomi PS3 game from 2008.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That doesn't count!
                lol. Nintendo fanboys everybody.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If that counts than fricking God of War 2018 is a 50+ hour movie game KEK, you're really scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >50+ hour movie game
                uhhhh nintendiscord ma'ams..........

                how do we deal with this?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >speedrunner troony run
                Literally doesn't count.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Every bit of dialogue in XC3 counts as a cutscne!
                >NOOOOOO IT DOESN'T COUNT FOR GOW!!!
                moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No it literally doesn't you fricking limpdick stupid piece of shit moronic homosexual wienersucker. Kys

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >my piece of shit is better!
                >no, MY piece of shit is better!
                Yes, continue fighting amongst yourselves consolehomosexuals. Squabble for my amusement.

                So how much were you seething in the famitsu thread, erictroony?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a 15h game having 9 hours of cutscenes is the same that a 100h game having 19h of cutscenes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay is back after getting BTFO in the last thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for reminding me about Tunic. I had completely forgotten about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've been emulating shit since ye olden tymes of NESticle and winkawaks and I love the Switch. Nice little piece of gear that has VIDEO GAMES.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The switch is fun and comfy. Better for social gathers and family. The deck is better suited for people by themselves

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are people still buying this now when there are better options available to them?
    What better handheld option is available at that price and is sold in store? Until there is competition in the handheld market Switch will continue to sell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steamdecks aren't easily available in game stores like the Switch is, thats one of the main reasons.

      >better options
      Such as?

      [...]
      [...]
      If you have a halfway decent PC, you can just emulate all your games. You can play at higher resolution and framerates, install mods, use any controller you want, have full per-game rebindings, turbo/macro, and it has lower input lag than original hardware.

      I'm not talking about "handhelds" you muppets. PS5 and even the shitty Xbox are far better alternatives that are plentiful now and will be supported for years to come.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why not just play everything on PC at that point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        better alternatives to what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PS5
        By playing what exactly?
        >supported for years to come
        MS will ditch it for Gamepass first chance they get and PS5 is a dumpster fire.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PS5 and even the shitty Xbox are far better alternatives
        Nice alternatives there snoy, it's called the PS5 because....
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile the shitch has ZERO

          • 2 years ago
            Boco

            Oh you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, it’s 102.
            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Nintendo_Switch-only_games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why are people buying this handheld console
        >claims he's not talking about handhelds
        What did he mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe because they're not handhelds you mong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >PS5
        >plentiful now
        >will be supported for years to come.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        PS5 and Xbox haven't bee supported at all and it's been 2 fricking years

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Switch has games
    Switch is also the spiritual successor of the Vita

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vita plays Borderlands choppily at sub 30fps, so powerful
      Switch keeps a stable 30 at a higher res, it's so weak.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most people don't give a frick about framerate. I've never heard of anyone talk/complain about it outside Ganker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BL2 is nearly unplayable on Vita though.
          >t. owns both a Vita and a Switch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just overclock your vita, easy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I own the both versions and PC and Switch is still dogshit because of there's ton of input lag that makes aiming impossible.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What have PS5 owners even been doing for the past 2 years? Just replaying all their PS4 games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. In better resolutions and framerates. Plus all the new games released since.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why aren't people being me?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because nintendo is a cult, not a brand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not charging $70 for games
      >not increasing console prices during a shortage
      >cant sell 25M of a GC or WiiU off sheer name alone
      what did he mean by this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sony cahrges $70 for a masterpiece made with modern advanced technology
        >nintendo charges $60 for a FRICKING TWO DIMENSIONAL GAME in 2021, when 2d has been outdated bullshit for DECADES

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >when 2d has been outdated bullshit for DECADES

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Best girl. Her after story was better than Nagisa's. Don't @ me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why do tranimetroons think their opinions matter again?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >guise, you'll never believe this
          >they used motion capture ON A CAT
          >10/10 modern masterpiece

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks Nintendo won't also start charging $70 for their next console
        hahaha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          I own the both versions and PC and Switch is still dogshit because of there's ton of input lag that makes aiming impossible.

          Why is erictroony seething so hard?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you completely insane?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you coping so badly, ericsubhuman?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you unmedicated? You'd fit right in to a /dbs/ thread with this insane level of obsession.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He seems pretty rational to me. Eric Weathers is the insane one. You are ugly as shit bro.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he seems rational for calling everyone who disagrees with him some random NPC-looking homosexual
                If that's rational for a tendy I don't ever want to see irrational

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          two more weeks

          Trust the plan

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >snoys can't even defend sony anymore, they're reduced to literally praying that nintendo copies all their mistakes
          lel

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like what? The OLED model?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like what?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brainlet filtered by 2d games
    howling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when 2d has been outdated bullshit for DECADES

      If you pay $60 for a 2 dimensional game in 2021, you're zealot for a literal cult. There's no other explanation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which game, oh high and mighty anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shitroid dread in the water
          Glad it flopped, still sold more than it deserved

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ahem.

            Dread had the highest-grossing physical launch of the franchise in the UK, debuting at number three on the weekly video games sales charts. Including digital copies, the game is also the fastest-selling Metroid game in the UK.[43] In the United States, Dread debuted at #3 and sold 854,000 copies in its first month, making it the fastest-selling Metroid, according to Nintendo of America president Doug Bowser.[44] In Japan, it debuted at number one, selling 86,798 retail copies in its first week of release.[45] Including digital copies, Dread outsold the life-to-date sales of nearly every Metroid game in Japan in its first week.[46] By May 10, 2022, it had sold more than 2.9 million copies worldwide, making it the best-selling Metroid game.[47]

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon its the best selling Metroid game in human history, no matter how Black personlike seethe it causes you will change that, hell its even on its way to outsell every single PS5 exclusive games lifetime sales combined.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If you pay $60 for a 2 dimensional game in 2021, you're zealot for a literal cult.
        zzz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 2 years ago
          Boco

          He thinks graphics and realism are more important than gameplay. Amazing really, I didn't think anyone like that still existed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I didn't think anyone like that still existed.

            That's literally how snoys operate, its the only way anyone would be stupid enough to buy a ps5

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you are delusional

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              this is the most moronic analogy I think Ive ever read

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Only because you're moronic. If you try explaining nuclear physics to a medieval peasant, they'd call you moronic, even though you're right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the graphics are bad, its like if font started being misproportioned
                no, its absolutely moronic, much like any of your excuses for the switch being bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your catechisms have no power here.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >he's never heard of House of Leaves
              It's always people who don't read that bring books into gaming conversations as a "pwn"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oh hi eric

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there are better options available to them?
    Such as?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when seeing a 2 dimensional video game, his mind goes blank, his face red with fury

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tranimepedo

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like people enjoy videogames or something

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no scalpers
    no invite only
    no lottery
    no F5ing for an hour
    no assembly required
    no mandatory bundles
    people can just walk into store and have a reasonable chance of buying one
    most casuals don't know or care about 4k or FPS
    $200

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly this.

      I have a place for RPGs and horror games on the go, and a Metroid game to speedrun before bed. It's a comfy successor to the DS family (especially the indigo blue Lite model)

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve played more hours on the Switch in the last 5 years than my entire steam library over the last 15 years. I don’t understand why some people just can’t fathom someone not wanting to play games on pc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s called autism. I’m in the same boat. I just don’t give a frick and prefer the switch. I can just suspend a game and return to it with the press of a button any time anywhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve played more hours on the Switch in the last 5 years than my entire steam library over the last 15 years

      Metroid Dread was 115-ish hours for me on its own. The console is easy to pick up, play, and turn off.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitendo games would be overpriced at $10, so selling them at $60 is a lot worse than selling actually good games at $70

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Shitendo games would be overpriced at $10, so selling them at $60 is a lot worse than selling actually good games at $70

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything on that list is still better than BING BING WAHOO #73125 and pokeyman #6356

      • 2 years ago
        Boco

        Don't sell as well though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bragging about being ripped off by nintendo

          Why do tranimetroons think their opinions matter again?

          Because anime, just like nintendo, is for pedos

          • 2 years ago
            Boco

            Whatever you say, Mr "Mature Games For Mature People Like Myself".

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            >he doesn't know
            kek

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tranimetroons are degenerate regardless of their chosen vidya platform
              What point are you trying to make, other than all anime fans should be killed?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >enjyos fifa games
    >filtered bu 2D games
    absolutely embarassing for eric

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fifa is a 4/10. The BEST nintendo games are 3/10, usually 2/10 or lower.

      They aren't buying them. My store hasn't sold a switch in months. They keep coming in but they are not moving. We have them priced below gamestop and they are not moving.

      Switch is done.

      Yeah, nintendo got caught conflating shipped with sold and using contracts to force stores to accept absurdly high shipments. Their stock is in free fall right now because of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Boco

        >he BEST nintendo games are 3/10, usually 2/10 or lower.

        By what possible metric?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Objective ones not for babies and pedos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/29/nintendo-carries-out-10-for-1-stock-split-to-lure-new-investors.html
        imagine making up stories like this in an age where google is a click away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >1 day = freefall
        you should be required to take an IQ test before posting on Ganker

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't buying them. My store hasn't sold a switch in months. They keep coming in but they are not moving. We have them priced below gamestop and they are not moving.

    Switch is done.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    6 years nearly and the Switch is STILL making people seethe

    Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's sad, video games are supposed to make people happy. Switch only causes misery it seems.

    • 2 years ago
      Boco

      Its hilarious man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      autistic people and Ganker is a recipe for annoyance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker was hoping to high heaven that the Switch would fail like the Wii U and Nintendo would die. They were wrong. 100m+ units, six years later, and still seething. You love to see it.

      • 2 years ago
        Boco

        Nintendo: Doomed since 1899.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BRO ANY DAY NOW NINTENDO IS FINISHED AND THEY'LL GO THIRD PARTY. MARIO ON PLAYSTATION IS COMING...

          • 2 years ago
            Boco

            Of course Anon, of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      morons like eric and picrel swore the switch was going to be the TORtanic of consoles and be the final nail in the coffin for nintendo
      instead its on pace to be the best selling console of all time and they're so asshurt they can't even pretend to be fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        people said this about the wii too, sales dropped off a cliff in its last few years.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sales for the Wii dropped earlier, on top of the Wii's software attachment rate being way lower than the Switch's. What makes the Switch such a hit even compared to the Wii, especially when you consider Nintendo has no handheld supplementing sales, is that people are actually buying a plethora of first party games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a-anon, you know that the switch has already outsold the wii, and it's going to outsell the ps4 very soon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lol, it's already hit the plateu. Maybe if breath of the mild 2 released early next year, it could have reached it before the fiscal year ends, but with it launching in may, there's no chance.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >plateu
              >6 years in
              I'll take it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Plateu means it's never gonna sell 120 million lifetime

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Plateau means the sales stopped increasing YOY, which is normal for a console in its 5th year

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, plateu meaning the lifetime sales have hit a plateu. YOY sales have dropped off a cliff.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >best selling console of 2022
                Why are you so moronic, erictroony?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lifetime sales have hit a plateu. YOY sales have dropped off a cliff.
                Plateau means sales are holding steady. This is basic graphs and trend line shit you should have learned in high school

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it could have reached it before the fiscal year ends
              do you honestly believe that not only the switch will not outsell the ps4 during black friday or even by the end of the year but also not during this FY?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, since I'm not a braindead nintendo cultist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It's impossible for the Switch to sell another 6 million by March 2023!
                It's likely already sold those consoles since it was at 111 million since June, Eric. No amount of delusion can salvage this situation for you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                do you understand that the console is expected to sell 20M this fiscal year? even if they were short by a few millions (and that's more of a sony thing, really, nintendo is pretty realistic when it comes to this and they tend to be pretty accurate) that would still be like above the ps4 and the game boy

                >nogaems tablet outsells nogaems console
                ok.

                the guy was talking about how the switch was going to be like the wii saleswise, when it has sold more than that by quite some time, sorry that reallity offends you i guess

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care if it ships 20M more units tomorrow, doesn't change the fact I've had a full stock of them for 6 months and not a single one sold despite the prices being the lowest around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This, they're not selling 120 million.
                Not even getting into how suspect the 111 million number is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you making shit up, ericsubhuman?

                >doesn't change the fact I've had a full stock of them for 6 months and not a single one sold
                can you post any kind of proof about that? the voices in your head are not an empirical proof, however

                >I've had a full stock of them for 6 months
                Imagine working in retail

                [...]
                >erictroony writing it's own fanfic again
                Kek

                >I've had a full stock of them for 6 months and not a single one sold despite the prices being the lowest around.
                Where's your timestamp?

                Will you buy up my switch stock? They don't move. Nobody wants them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Show me a picture with a timestamp and maybe I will.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I need a guarantee they'll sell. So far Nintendo seems to ship a lot of units they can brag about, but nobody is buying them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This, I work in a department store, and they just took several shelves from my backroom because they needed more space to store all the shitches we keep getting sent. None of them sell, but nintendo conflates shipments and sales in their financial reports.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I need a guarantee they'll sell. So far Nintendo seems to ship a lot of units they can brag about, but nobody is buying them.

                Post a photo, erictroony.
                And Nintendo does not just ship consoles, you order them as a retailer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I only work with used systems, all fully tested and working hence why they're so much cheaper than everywhere else. Nintendo does not track used sales, this does not change the fact I have not sold a switch in 6 months despite being _below_ market value.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                then take a timestamped picture of your "used stock," moron. the absolute state of 65 IQ LARPshits

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >nintendo: take this shipment of surplus switches, or we'll send all of our stock of the upcoming pokemon to your competitors and none to you
                >retailer: ok

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                literally not how it works at all, no.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Actual mental illness.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why would retailers agree to that?
                They literally have to pay on shipment, obviously that would lead to them losing money on that deal.
                And most retailers buy from middlemen.

                I only work with used systems, all fully tested and working hence why they're so much cheaper than everywhere else. Nintendo does not track used sales, this does not change the fact I have not sold a switch in 6 months despite being _below_ market value.

                Post any proof, erictroony.
                Maybe you are just so disgusting, nobody will ever buy anything from you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Think about how much shit you have to make up all the time in order to make yourself "right" in your own head

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                dude, i know that you didn't have a father figure during your childhood, but projecting those needs into a corporation like sony just because the closest thing to affection you recieved from your mother was that time she bought you a playstation is not the way to go, Jim Ryan doesn't even know that you exist, and if he knew you, he would be as repulsed of your disgusting face as any other person that had the displeasure of meeting you
                you need to stop wasting what in any normal human being would be their better years defending some israeli corporation in a mongolian basket-weaving forum and start seeking help, really, you may still have some hope if you stop ignoring reality and being in this board crying about the success of some other israeli corporation all day long
                choose life, son

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you making shit up, ericsubhuman?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't change the fact I've had a full stock of them for 6 months and not a single one sold
                can you post any kind of proof about that? the voices in your head are not an empirical proof, however

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I've had a full stock of them for 6 months
                Imagine working in retail

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This, they're not selling 120 million.
                Not even getting into how suspect the 111 million number is

                >erictroony writing it's own fanfic again
                Kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I've had a full stock of them for 6 months and not a single one sold despite the prices being the lowest around.
                Where's your timestamp?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >nogaems tablet outsells nogaems console
            ok.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    on the PS5?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to move the goalposts
      Your consolehomosexualry won't work on me, I'm a PC elitist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        move the goalposts how?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretending to be moronic, consolemonkey?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a PC vegan
        Fixed

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they like Nintendo games?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Decklets will go to every corner of the internet to justify their purchases it's honestly so pathetic to see.

    For free, at that.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a comfy japanese shoverwhare machine.
    No, i'm not buying a shitty ''handheld'' pc

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no better options though.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >m-muh emulation!!
    Sometimes i just want to relax instead of fiddling with over 6 million settings
    I have a 3070, btw. Played Splatoon 3 on my switch and had a great time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to endlessly fiddle with settings to run an emulator that's not on the PC, you're just moronic and shouldn't attempt anything more complicated than the Shitch anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Erictroony, still seething from famitsu I see

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because that's literally the better option available.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering emulators are virtual versions of hardware, you're still technically playing on the console, so no exclusives are lost due to emulation

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Switch has the best library of games out of any console ever and it's only getting better.
    Trannoid Deckies can't deny that.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Always found it funny when people try to use shitty ass 3rd party crash grabs to say that Switch games can't run or look good.
    Even without internal 1st party teams there have 3rd parties capable of showing how much they can do with the Switch's hardware when they actually bother to optimize games for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Metroid Dread looks like shit, tho. It is indistinguishable from any 2008 XBLA shovelware.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because my GF wanted to play MK8 and she didn't know any better.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >my piece of shit is better!
    >no, MY piece of shit is better!
    Yes, continue fighting amongst yourselves consolehomosexuals. Squabble for my amusement.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terraria is a movie game

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the consoledrone whines, now seeing trannies everywhere in addition to whatever boogeyman he routinely babbles about whenever he gets cut off in traffic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >50+ hour movie game
      uhhhh nintendiscord ma'ams..........

      how do we deal with this?

      See

      [...]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the consoleb***h cries, too mentally defeated to do anything but link to a previous post

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone gets his order wrong
    >ERICERICERICERIC
    >someone bumps him on the sidewalk
    >RAHHHHH FRICK YOU ERICERICERICERIC
    >someone backs into his car
    >IT WAS ERICERICERICERICERICERICERIC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone seems angry

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the person who keeps screaming about whoever Eric is.
        What's funny is I have no idea what the frick you're talking about because I only post here infrequently, but whoever/whatever it is clearly lives utterly rent free in your head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Tendies are literally unhinged

          Erictroony, nobody is buying it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The more you write the more tilted and seething you seem ya know?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies are literally unhinged

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies are literally unhinged

      samegay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >desperately trying to get his anonymity back
      Too late, Eric Weathers, we doxed you. Remember?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He effectively doexxed himself.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These threads always have the same posters.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its library is legitimately nuts. a console hasn't had a lineup that good since the PS2 and its sales reflect that.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you can buy me a steam deck and a new pc with a 4080 then I will gladly stop playing Nintendo games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Done.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gets his order wrong

    bumps him on the sidewalk
    FRICK YOU ERICERICERICERIC
    backs into his car
    >>IT WAS ERICERICERICERICERICERICERIC

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus. Tendies actually are mentally ill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >erictroony seethes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Snoys are more mentally ill.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. But you look like a FTM troony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not me. Do you think everyone who respons to you is this person? Are you deranged?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just posting pictures. Relax bud

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me his story homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he literally browses Ganker 18 hours a day and seethes about "trannies" in every single post (which he makes hundreds if not thousands of per day). he's certifiably deranged.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the story behind this hideous homosexual
        He looks like an Oblivion NPC

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oink oink

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you homosexuals just play games? I swear, anons ITT don't play games and would rather argue about pieces of plastic.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Schizophrenic, why do you think everyone is the same person?

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    WHO THE FRICK IS ERIC WEATHERS
    REDPILL ME OR I'LL RAPE YOUR DOG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Notorious snoy who doxed himself

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is he a troony? He looks like a troony

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    look at the bottom right moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so hostile Erictroony?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        whatever you say erictroony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no u
          Nice try Erictroony.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            quit projecting erictroony, its pathetic.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the one on the shelf and readily available on amazon
    next question

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it has more exclusives than every other console combined

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw sell more nes consoles than switches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where are the piles of unsold switches?
      I see six.

      And what the frick is that shrink-wrap?
      I wouldn't buy that either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >T-that doesn't count!
        Also it's 7, nintendies can't count lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Dude posts pic
          >tendies immediately start their damage control

          It doesn't, erictroony.

          And 40 dollars off for a used product is not below market value.
          Nobody will buy that because it is a shit deal.
          How is that "so much cheaper"?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >well OBVIOUSLY nobody will buy something that's $40 cheaper than they could get at a department store
            Every time I think Nintendies can't get any fricking stupider one of them posts something like this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, used garbage needs to be at most 50 percent of the new price to sell.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You have to be moronic to think otherwise, you don't know what kind of fricking issues a used console will have to be willing to spend only $40 less for it when repairing any potential problems will end up costing you even more than that.
              If price is that much of an issue they'd just buy a Switch lite.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Especially a handheld, where you don't know how much of a charge the battery still holds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of mexican flea market is that? No one would ever buy a console you can buy at a proper store at one of those places, they might just be some chinese knock off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >40 dollars off for a cheaply wrapped used switch without a box
      Wow, why would anybody ever buy that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What kind of mexican flea market is that? No one would ever buy a console you can buy at a proper store at one of those places, they might just be some chinese knock off.

        Where are the piles of unsold switches?
        I see six.

        And what the frick is that shrink-wrap?
        I wouldn't buy that either.

        Why would used consoles have boxes? The previous owners didn't care to keep them. If they had the boxes, they would be in them (and marked up $10)

        [...]
        It doesn't, erictroony.

        And 40 dollars off for a used product is not below market value.
        Nobody will buy that because it is a shit deal.
        How is that "so much cheaper"?

        it's below market value 😉

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >well OBVIOUSLY nobody will buy something that's $40 cheaper than they could get at a department store
          Every time I think Nintendies can't get any fricking stupider one of them posts something like this

          >so much below market value
          So 10 dollars, shrink wrapped and without a box?
          Literally a terrible deal.

          Erictroony, did you really think that would impress anybody?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's a terrible deal because... Uh... THE BOX! The box is an INTEGRAL part of the gaming experience
            I guess I shouldn't expect more from morons who at one time were paying $60 for pieces of cardboard.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              Erictroony, those are extremely pathetic attempts.
              Why would anybody bother with used if for a tiny amount more, you get new?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When are you going to buy them? I want to sell them. I sell more Sega Saturn's than I do Switches. Saturn is a better console but that's not the point. Switch is the new hotness according to sales, right? 1000 million units or whatever. Where's the sales?

                [...]
                >None are new, can't you read?

                Out of box with no dock. Really, boi.

                All base models include a dock, are you moronic? Lites don't have a dock.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that used Lite selling for more than a new Lite?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shrinkwrap over sticks
      >used models given shelf space
      >new models literally sitting on the fricking floor
      >buying used is only 14% off MSRP
      What country is this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you fricking never been in an independently owned used game store? Most of them look like this. You fricking GameStop cretin.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Have you fricking never been in an independently owned used game store?
          Nobody does apparently because you can't even sell units of one of the best selling consoles of all time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >7 second hand Switches in some odd store corner means the Switch isn't selling.
      What kind of anecdotal evidence is this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So erictroony wrote a note, and then desperately ran into a used games store?
      pathetic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking kek the actual insanity of tendies is something to see

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, that reaction was all I needed to know I'm right.
          Kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Yep, the voices in my head told me that so I'm right
            I cachinnate at you btw.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              CachinBlack person?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tardkurat?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >used, shrinkwrapped loosie switches for only $20 under brand new retail
      yea I wonder why they don't sell lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >74.99 for Hyrule Warriors DE
      >69.99 for Xenoblade Chronicles 2
      >everything else is about retail price
      I can see why you don't sell shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, those are the prices of those games. Are you not familiar with their prices?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >those are the prices of those games
          unless those are not american dollars not really

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you're not familiar with the prices. It's pretty expensive for such a bad game.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you Canadian?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. Some early switch games are just expensive now due to low print runs. Doom is too despite it being the worst version.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a loose price

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Already did, buy it yourself to verify.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, I accept your troonycession.
                erictroony, you are really bad at proof today XD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Already did, buy it yourself to verify.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Erictroony, stop trying this pathetic cope
                Oh and [...]
                Oops.

                Look a little closer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >brand new sealed
                Why does erictroony cope so much?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok unless I'm missing something it says brand new sealed. are you trying to say that poeple selling them used are going for higher prices?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >brand new sealed
                Why does erictroony cope so much?

                It's the Australian copy my illiterate friends

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So?
                Switch is region free.
                And Amazon shows shipping on that page.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People pay more for US copies, foreign region copies are less desired unless they have exclusive content or are in some way better or region exclusive. This is a pretty basic thing. You did know this right? I know the whole pretend to be moronic act but being serious for a second.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Australian copy is in English, so no people don't pay mor efor the American copy.
                But considering you didn't know your price isn't much cheaper than Nintendo itself, I know you're lying. 😉

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >do you realize that Australian dollars are worth much less than US ones
                What does it have to do with the game being $59.95? People pay more for the US copy as you can see here.

                That's not a deal, that's a sold copy. Someone already bought it for that price despite the australian version being available. You're not very good at this, are you?

                Is your switch collection full of mismatched regions anon

                sound like bullshit dude. there$100+ copies in amazon as well but I feel like these are going to sell more

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if they sell more, all I know is they sell for less because they're different.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You see, normal people don't care as long as the language is right.
                Surprisingly they do, especially when they find out their european copies are worth less XD

                sounds like cope to me anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                and? it's not australian dollars if that's what you're talking

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, do you realize that Australian dollars are worth much less than US ones? With that logic the US price is even cheaper, I’m amazed at youre ability to run a business despite knowing nothing about basic economics

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >youre
                Your*
                Lol, Eric is shit at basic economics and I’m shit at basic grammer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Australian copy is in English, so no people don't pay mor efor the American copy.
                But considering you didn't know your price isn't much cheaper than Nintendo itself, I know you're lying. 😉

                >do you realize that Australian dollars are worth much less than US ones
                What does it have to do with the game being $59.95? People pay more for the US copy as you can see here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >looks for worse deals
                >claims that is more desirable
                no wonder you can't sell anything, you're moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a deal, that's a sold copy. Someone already bought it for that price despite the australian version being available. You're not very good at this, are you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >needs morons who can't shop for a decent deal
                No wonder you can't sell anything, you're literally moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Is your switch collection full of mismatched regions anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You see, normal people don't care as long as the language is right.
                But considering you can't sell the best selling console, I shouldn't be surprised you're incompetent XD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You see, normal people don't care as long as the language is right.
                Surprisingly they do, especially when they find out their european copies are worth less XD

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Considering you don't even know the market value of the product you claimed to sell, you're wrong XD
                Remember, Nintendo sells used switches for the same price with all accessories and the box 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry I had to break it to you that your australian copy of hyrule musou is considered lesser, someone had to =(

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So erictroony, I think we know why you can't sell the best selling console.
                you know nothing about selling games XD

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              so you buy games to sell them for a console that you allegedly can't sell?

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude posts pic
    >tendies immediately start their damage control

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon are you really trying to imply to anyone that nobody is buying switches when it's the best selling console of the year on the US? fricking really?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We're back to literal 2017 ground zero shitposting where every snoy was sprinting to walmart to take pictures of switch stock and post them on Ganker.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't have to do this if nintendo fans bought my switches, but here we are.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cuz im better than nintendo obviously and im not selling pre-broken switches 🙂

            I would just buy from
            https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/nintendo-switch-refurbished-112470-3/

            Who wouldn't?

            https://mobile.twitter.com/knightoftism/status/1573755878360195072

            Fricking Kek, so either Eric doxyed itself again or the "ran into a store with a piece of paper" theory is sounding more and more true

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Handheld formfactor is nice, as is the Switch's OLED screen.
    I both emulate Switch on PC and use my Switch in handheld mode. My other choices for handhelds are chink shit and a Deck which I couldn't even get my hands on if I wanted one. That's not even going into how it's a bulky piece of shit with an average screen and can't emulate Switch as well as shitposters would like to think it does.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >None are new, can't you read?

    Out of box with no dock. Really, boi.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how this mindbroken moron is responding to multiple posts made within seconds of each other as if they're all the same person
    Actual mental illness

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    When are you going to buy them? I want to sell them. I sell more Sega Saturn's than I do Switches. Saturn is a better console but that's not the point. Switch is the new hotness according to sales, right? 1000 million units or whatever. Where's the sales?

    [...]
    All base models include a dock, are you moronic? Lites don't have a dock.

    >can't read
    I accept your troonycession.
    And nobody will buy for that price, charge about half of that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Switches will only sell if they're 1/5th the price of a PS5... I see. Thank you, I'll be sure to share this information with my employees. Wow the Switch must be in a really dire position.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Switches will only sell if they're
        Those switches you showed in your picture are already sold. You do know what second hand means right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you going to be buying a Switch?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Used and shrinkwrapped with voided warranties for only 14% off? Never. You should just throw them out because nobody would every buy from you.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're not going to buy a Switch? But you said you would. Oh well, I see no reason in stocking this failed console. I'll make more room for 3DO and Jaguar games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You're not going to buy a Switch? But you said you would
                Do you have autism per chance? Nobody ever said anything like this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fine, have fun going out of business =D

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No worries, we've gone 6 months without selling a switch console 🙂 I sell more PS2's in a day than I've sold Switch in a year. I can see why, it's a much better console and less prone to failure. We get LOTS of calls about Switch repairs. I don't care to take them on, they seem prone to failure so I'd rather focus on NES and PS2 repair.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >We get LOTS of calls about Switch repairs.
                So a lot of people have Switches, then?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Perhaps, they seem very unreliable. Maybe Nintendo keeps selling switches to people with broken consoles.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody believes you, you know.
                even though at that price, nobody was going to buy anyway.
                Oh, and so much for "so much cheaper"
                https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/nintendo-switch-refurbished-112470-3/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wow 260 for a repaired switch with water damage that doesn't even work? And with no box? How overpriced...

                That's cool. Switch is passing PS4 lifetime in a month or so and I make at least $15 per hour more than you because I have a real job 🙂

                >PS4 lifetime in a month
                I wouldn't know, I sell more PS4 games and PS4 consoles than Switch consoles and games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I sell more PS4 games and PS4 consoles than Switch consoles and games.
                >snoys buying games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because your store is located in Brazil

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Yep, the voices in my head told me that so I'm right
                I cachinnate at you btw.

                Ah, and that is how we now erictroony ran into a random store.

                Why is your "refurbished" console the same price as a first party refurbished one with a box and everything?
                Not so much cheaper now?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cuz I look at gamestop prices and mark them cheaper lol, here's me repairing a better console than switch

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So why should anybody buy from you and not from Nintendo?
                Especially since you are objectively not below market value?

                Your little cope narrative is falling apart quick, erictroony.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cuz im better than nintendo obviously and im not selling pre-broken switches 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                https://mobile.twitter.com/knightoftism/status/1573755878360195072

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                How embarrassing!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                follow me 😉

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, there is e-girl art there.
                hi erictroonypedo 😉

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                HAHAHAHA

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Eric's lies fall apart immediately, as always.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >child in bikini armor
                And you guys call the tendies pedos

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Proto Culture ambassador
                So is this the guy that was shitting himself about Splatoon and muh Mario Voids a few weeks ago?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >JayF
                >@knightoftism
                More like @knightofautism, am I right fellas?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's the joke

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you are an autistic manchild working for minimum wage at a toy story?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Working for? No I just run one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you're a pedo, huh?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, just a connoisseur of the fine arts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, that will definitely be mentioned in the next famitsu thread 😉
                Hey, maybe somebody will even visit "your" store and ask to speak to the manager!

                I mean, if you already doxxed yourself why not use it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                People with autism are incapable of achieving success

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Happy to be the exception

                Don't worry, that will definitely be mentioned in the next famitsu thread 😉
                Hey, maybe somebody will even visit "your" store and ask to speak to the manager!

                I mean, if you already doxxed yourself why not use it?

                >ask to speak to the manager!
                Come by and say hi to me 🙂 Pick up a switch on the way out!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, just do some property damage 😉

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Happy to be the exception
                You're not. You're larping as a retail store employee.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                manager*

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So what retro games store in Long Island New York are you located at?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So what retro games store in Long Island New York are you located at?

                ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the "tism" is obviously shortened "autism" you moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why is erictroony such a moron?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool. Switch is passing PS4 lifetime in a month or so and I make at least $15 per hour more than you because I have a real job 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't trust you guys with Switch repairs if you're posting shit like

                >T-that doesn't count!
                Also it's 7, nintendies can't count lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That was given to me by a customer for free 🙂 I'll fix it when I sell a Switch, until then no interest.

                Because your store is located in Brazil

                We're located in the state with the Nintendo World Store or whatever it's called 😉

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And you paid how much for a "My Wife's Son" Simulator?

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >None are new
    Then none of them are unsold. Holy shit you're bad at this.

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And that shit flopped so hard it barely outsold GoW 2018 in Japan, thats why they sell the game dev kit for a lesser price nowadays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It outsold demon souls remake and returns though

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Switches will only sell if they're 1/5th the price of a PS5... I see. Thank you, I'll be sure to share this information with my employees. Wow the Switch must be in a really dire position.

    Why so obsessed, erictroony?
    And yes, used consoles touched by erictroony don't sell for only 40 dollars off.
    Why did you say they were "so much" cheaper?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Demand for Switch is really that poor huh? I'm worried this is Nintendo's last generation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >calls literally everyone "erictroony"
        >accuses someone else of being obsessed
        KEK

        Erictroony, why can't you face reality?
        The switch is selling amazingly well, you are a moron and nothing will ever change that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >keeps proving my point
          KEKYPOOPYDROOPYFWOOPYWOOPY!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >calls literally everyone "erictroony"
      >accuses someone else of being obsessed
      KEK

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he's still clinging to Labo as his epic win
    Lmao snoys are so fricking desperate

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it actually has games

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys let's talk about vid-
    >YOU'RE A troony
    >NO YOU'RE A troony
    >homosexual
    >TENDY
    >LE SNOY
    >PC MASTER RACE EAT SHIT CONSOLEgayS
    >troony
    >troonyYYYYYYY troonytroonytroonytroony
    >SNOY TENDY SNOY TENDY TENDY TENDY SNOY TENDY SNOY SNOY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When you see a stock image of the nintendo switch as an OP, you should expect mental illness

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >better option avaible
    like what? a PS5 to play Horizon 2 and Last of Us remake? an Xbox to play the shittiest entry of Halo and Forza?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like a PC, you fricking consolemonkey.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        but I already have one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OP said "people" and by people I assume normalgays/casuals, and we all know that only nerds care enough to build a gaming pc

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >snoy is literally forced to sell and repair Nintendo products all day for minimum wage

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The average person is not overly invested in having "the best" platform. They get what they think looks cool and don't care about specs. If it works and plays games it's good enough, no need to sperg on forums over what branded toy is better

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do people still frick women when they can just frick a androgynous dude instead

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yet another thread where Nintendo consoles are proven to be superior

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting on that picture of pallets full of unsold Switches in the Backroom that Nintendo keeps sending you. Also what this homosexual doesn't mention is that buying a used Switch from Nintendo gives you a year warranty as opposed to buying a used Switch from his flea market, which doesn't.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP panics and leaves thread

    🙂

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Let's be honest, he just stole a random picture and lied all along.

    He ran into that store with a piece of paper to take a picture with

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the follows guys cmon

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So let me get this straight. He's either
    >A) Dumb enough to think that people don't know reverse image search is baked into GankerX

    or

    >B) Actually works there and just doxxed himself and his Twitter

    The absolute STATE of the Snoy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's only one X in dox newfriend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't spell it as doxxxed
        Ngmi

        that's the joke

        the "tism" is obviously shortened "autism" you moron

        Pic rel

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got a good pc and ps4 pro. Should I get a switch or ps5? I can't stand the 30 FPS on ps4 anymore, but tv is hdmi 2.0 anyway, so 60 FPS max.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything on PS is coming to PC anyway so you're already set.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I want the hassle-free couch experience. Another thing would be that my pc is about 11m away from my tv, so I even if I got a tv with hdmi 2.1, I couldn't use it, as the cables only go up to 4m right now.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >erictroony runs away immediately
    Kek, what a subhuman moron.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literal pedophile with autism hates nintendo
    Tale as old as time

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What better options? You can't even buy SteamDeck in stores and it costs as much as a PS5 if you want a model that has a decent amount of gb.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It all makes sense why he defends and denies this now

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So now that the store cope failed, what will be next?

    [...]

    Thanks for the warning!
    I'll be wearing a mask then =D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol internet tough guy larp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You look like

        Sure. But you look like a FTM troony

        Don't need to be tough for that one XD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure that's actually him.
          Someone post one of Eric's videos and compare it to the voice in this: https://twitter.com/knightoftism/status/1548715872763658240

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It almost certainly isn't.
            Just the fact that there are no posts seething about the switch proves it.

            But you should still use it as proof he's a pedophile though, anytime you see him

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >doxxed face and workplace
    Eric will eventually be the new Chris-Chan at this pace.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was close to buying an oled yesterday, been hearing of a so called switch pro? Any truth to the rumors and what will be the differences?

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i can walk to any physical store and get a Switch instantly. I never saw a ps5 or Xbox X in a store.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it has games, you dumb snoy

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to play Splat 3 🙂

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So which erictroony cope is more pathetic?:
    >The store manager pretend
    >Splatoon 3 had a budget of 500 million dollars
    >Nintendo pays famitsu to lie about its numbers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 6 gorrilion digital sales

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If i could buy physical games for the steam deck i would order one today.

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went to bed an hour after the famitsu thread was posted. So I have been to bed for 8 hours. I have had a shower then breakfast I check Ganker and Eric is still pissing himself about Nintendo. 8 full hours of raging and making up complete schizo babble for 8 straight hours.

    This is beyond barneygay tier autism. Is kiwifarms back up because I reckon they will have a field day with eric.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the Famitsu top 30 comes out in 3 hours, and you can be sure he'll be there.

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name one. (pro-tip: you can't)

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are people still buying this now when there are better options available to them?

    Sorry sweetie, but the Nintendo Switch will go down in history as one of the greatest and most successful video game systems of all time, with one of the best libraries of games any system has ever had. Its a system which has already cultivated a legacy which will see it, and its games, fondly remembered for decades to come.

    As always, the unhinged, unwashed perma-incel tweens of Ganker are incapable of contemplating reality beyond their own degenerate lifestyle or the four walls of this hentai pedo board echo chamber which they call home.

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Big surprise the snoy is a pedophile

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bought it in June. My only, but good reason, is the exclusives. I'm a fan of Xenoblade and could finally play part 2 and 3. Also, I'm enjoying Metroid and Mario Oddissey. Hardware is trash.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What better alternatives?

    It gets twice as many software releases as the PS5 and Xbox combined, it costs jack shit, it comes in two different form factors, it's actually portable (unlike the steamkek)

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Nintendo games so I play it on the Switch.
    Simple as.

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like eric got banned again.
    So he will have to reset his router for the famitsu top 30

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks like eric got banned again.
      >So he will have to reset his router for the famitsu top 30

      Kek I just got here, what kind of meltdown did he have this time?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        claimed to be running a used games shop that hasn't sold a switch in months.
        Posted "proof" of him repairing a CRT, but people immediately found the twitter account he took the picture from.
        That twitter account has lots of e-girl art on it, so if you see him trying that next time call him a pedo.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all the npcs buy it for their kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that PCfarters are foaming at the mouth to try an emulate Switch games speaks volumes.

      The juggernaut success of the Switch is the biggest prolonged nonstop assfricking this board has ever endured.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy handed advertising to zoomers and children, not like it has any games. 99% of the casuals that buy it dont buy many games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick, tendies are mentally ill

      ah, erictroony is back

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, tendies are mentally ill

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, seethe more erictroony

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shit thread

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im starting to think you guys are just too poor to afford things so you try to cope by saying X is better than Y, just to justify not bding able to get both

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