Why are so many midwits defending this absolute slop?

Why are so many midwits defending this absolute slop?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just started today and it's pretty fun, takes way too long to level up though. Still haven't been able to beat the first boss after 5+ hours. Also the game gets lots of hang ups even on my good pc. Needs better optimization.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >takes way too long to level up though
      Capture pals. They give a lot of EXP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fastest way to level up is to catch 10 of everything for the catch bonus. you can hit lvl 30+ on your first day this way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      double xp and gathering is the best way to play these games
      t. ark gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      double xp and gathering is the best way to play these games
      t. ark gay

      Yep, exactly what I did. You can even change the settings after the world's created thankfully since I realized the defaults were too grindy for me

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Downloaded this for my kid. He likes it.

    I don’t play video games though

    Captcha: DadWs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a cool dad.
      You should try to play with him on the game, since it has multiplayer.
      I miss playing video games with my dad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep it's fun slop for the kiddies like Minecraft or Roblocs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep the same slop that brings a lot more online traffic than any tendie game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What this

      You sound like a cool dad.
      You should try to play with him on the game, since it has multiplayer.
      I miss playing video games with my dad.

      Anon said. I have very few memories of playing on NES with my dad but those are the one I appreciate the most. At least try to spend some time with your kid engaging with his hobby, he might not think it's anything special right now but he'll appreciate it a lot when he grows up a little.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes because

        Downloaded this for my kid. He likes it.

        I don’t play video games though

        Captcha: DadWs

        is totally a true story. American kids love eating their pets, enslaving their neighbors and playing with guns anyway.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You never had the curiosity to eat any Pokémon once? I always wanted to barbecue Drowzee

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t play video games though
      Ganker - Video Games

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because
    >pokemon bad therefore I pick other thing
    it's like how americans elect their politicians

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like that your creature's unique abilities can be used outside combat. No Pokémon game or anime used this idea to it's full potential.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Its full potential

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a good game

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying it.
    I thought I would hate it, since I hated Rust, ARK and other similar games, but it satisfies my autistic automation itch.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think they're "getting back at Nintendo"
    Trolling
    They like Ark with a Pokeclone skin

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are normalgays and have no actual interest in games, they onlu mindlessly throw themselves at whatever is "viral" right now, and the fact the game appeals to npc trends by being an early access open world survival craft game encouraged them even more. They're also so defensive and agressive about it because normalgays are by nature completely incapable of comprehending different opinions & suffer severe brain shock whenever faced with someone who DOESN'T want to follow the herd and throw himself at viral meme shit. They only start reluctantly allowing other opinions when the hype dies down and they stop caring because they moved on to some other product.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think parasite streamers are the ones defending Palworld and not bitter, angry Pokemon fans? Every streamer just calls them Pokemon anyway because they are mindbroken goysloppers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a videogame that you don't care for, no need to get so mad about it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it's just a videogame, then why do you care enough to post here?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sir, please calm down, it's getting out of hand and is unhealthy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yet you participate in it! Curious! I am very smart!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the projection in this post is hilarious
      >you are not allowed to like thing I dont like

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you got it wrong mate. This post is about tribalism and mass behavior.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >frick nintendo, they make souless slop!
      >and I am going to show them by playing and supporting souless slop!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is soulless
        jeez you pokecultists are mad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          y-yes! This is literally the definition of s-soulless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Even the developers have said so outright, remember? They made the post where their CEO straight up said there was no love or passion involved in the game, they just threw in whatever trends they thought would make the most money. And you morons clapped and cheered like "BASED BASED BASED NINTENDO WOULD NEVER SAY THIS OUT LOUD AT LEAST THEY'RE HONEST!!!" like saying that the guy fricking your wife is a good friend because he told you straight up he bangs your wife everynight and does it only to humiliate you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Instantly starts talking about cuckoldry

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why did you have to make this about cucking? What is wrong with you?

              Bscause that's the best way to describe it when you frickers see creators admitting to their greed and complete lack of any actual passion, ambition or love for gaming but still clap because "they're honest" and rush to consoom their early access open world survival craft

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bscause you are a porn brained nonce, palworld is $1 dollar on game pass you utter sped

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >1 dollar
                Goy pass is only 1 dollar for the first 14 days, then its 10 bucks a month.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I play palworld for more than 14 days? It is an early access flavour of the month that I played with my friends for two weekends.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Snoy don't even make a nice deal like that

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                These indie japs have a lot more passion than anything gayfreak has done in the recent years

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >best way I could come up with to describe how someone is honest about wanting to be successful is to talk about people fricking my wife
                Okay I guess

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The reason why gaming has been so shit for years now is because of cynical greed. Clapping and cheering when a studio admits to cynical greed is the purest example of cuckholdry.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. And clapping a dubious studio who admits openly to cynical greed, will only encourage AAA studio to be even more cynical.

                Though admitedlly the Palworld shilling on this board was artificial.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you have to make this about cucking? What is wrong with you?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why are nintendogays so obsessed with their wife's boyfriend?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no love or passion involved in the game
            Somehow still come out better than pokeslop, say a lot about gamefreak isn't it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You love early access open world survival craft. Your opinion has even less value than that of a pokegay.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They made the post where their CEO straight up said there was no love or passion involved in the gam
            Link?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They made the post where their CEO straight up said there was no love or passion involved in the game
            you were doing well until you just lied and made it about being a cuck

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >CEO straight up said there was no love or passion involved in the game
            imagine seething THIS hard you have to make shit up lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          slop. petting animals has been in every other game for years now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but not in pokemon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"Yes, you can pet the dog" E3 crowd cheers
          You do not understand why people call this mash up EA Suvival crafty multiplayer slop soulless. You all shit on AAA but, Palworld is in essence a AAA game, it feels like just a check list with no intention or coherent universe behind it.

          Palworld has no vision and will be forgotten in one month, which does not mean it's a bad game or even an unfunny one. Just stop pretending this is the future of gaming. it is the present.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will die alone.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, Whatever comfort you at night

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone dies alone.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are asking to be dismembered alive like the animal you are.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That is enough evidence to proceed with your execution.

              Because they love shitty open games and worship Pokemon, combination of the two makes them loose their fricking mind like they just discovered a new color.

              Why are Palgays like this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if you disagree with me you are a [fan of thing i hold grudge against]
          take meds, palworld is disgusting slop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pokemon is physically incapable of doing anything even remotely close to this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Um excuse me, you clearly haven't seen Gamefreak's soulful animations. They're a small indie company, please understand.

            Because other cute monster collection games put out quality like this

            >Can't defend Palworld being slop
            >Quick let's post Pokemon "animations"
            Everytime, the shills are getting even more pathetic by the day.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The designs are knock off Pokemon. Of course it's slop you fricking idiot. But it's actually priced fairly compared to whatever AAA scams are out there, example: Pokemon. Stop acting like Palworld is on some kind of pedestal when it's actually prime example of what the standard should be.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Of course it's slop you fricking idiot
                Struck anerve, didn't I? At least you admit it's FOTM slop
                > AAA scams are out there, example: Pokemon.
                Fait point, if it was about AAA games. stop deflecting
                >Stop acting like Palworld is on some kind of pedestal
                Where were you for the past weeks? the spam and shill was unreal before and on launch day. And if Palworld is the new standard then it is pretty darn low.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Um excuse me, you clearly haven't seen Gamefreak's soulful animations. They're a small indie company, please understand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cinematic petting animations
          It's like I'm watching a snoy movie play out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          HIRE

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the days when Genshin Impact released and Nintendo fans were seething for months.
    You could just say some dumb stuff like "Genshin Impact is the Zelda killer" and you would immediately get like 10 (you)s by asshurt Nintendo fans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, people were "ssething" because you genchink Black folk are and always were obnoxious as frick. I remember when you first started spamming the webm's of the game's crappy combat like its something amazing and mechanically deep then switched from calling it the "BOTW killer" to "whaaaaat? This is an original game, what did Nintendo invent grass or what?"

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about Pokemon

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Pokemon

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because other cute monster collection games put out quality like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no way thats real.. are game freak really that lazy?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You been in a coma? Every pokenig that isn't a shill hates gayfreak now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They sell more than Palworld so clearly some people are happy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe cuz they've been selling u their slop for 30+ years?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Flavor of the month. Will be forgotten in a couple of months.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's sill better than anything Gamefreak has put out in 14 years.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its dumb fun, games dont need to be more.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why?
    >funi

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it's better than anything pokemon shit out in the past 20 years.
    after 20 years of eating garbage straight from the trash can if someone puts slop on your plate instead you'll think it's the best thing ever.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is by far one of the best gaming experiences of 2024.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are so many midwits defending this absolute slop?
    Mostly because it's fun and there's a lot of midwits attacking this absolute slop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >attacking
      overeacting much? this is just a videogame not your mum. It's not like your livelihood depends on it, innit?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's because everyone wants to BTFO Nintendo. It's open world slop. If it was made by Nintendo or Ubisoft everyone would fricking hate it.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normies/underagers who are too stupid/inexperienced to know of better and contrarians trying to spin it into culture war bullshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Culture war
      What is funny is that I've seen arguments saying that it is both woke and anti-woke.

      If anything Palworld is the true anarchist-capitalist game both in and out of universe.
      In universe you're encouraged to exploit your pals both the humanas and creature for base-building, ressources collecting and crafting. The antagonist of the game are basically your competitors as they are doing the same thing as you, using PAls for battle and exploitation.
      Poaching from Pals sanctuary is the best way to get better pals and is an actual in-gameadvice. In-universe some things such as stealing pals and poaching are considered immoral but it is not enforced, thus making it an actual viable strategy.

      This is the most based game ever created.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking love it lmao. the fact that you can not only capture humans but also pet them, hand feed them and butcher them is incredible.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The 2016 election brought in an influx of tourists that need to make everything into an Us vs Them scenario.
    It's not enough for them to enjoy an early access survival crafting game, but it also has to be a pseudo-political platform for them.
    If you don't like this game, you're their ideological enemy, and you are MAD!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Faggot that likes women

    my statements on palworld and why I hate it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What causes a person to become this? My only hope is that the guy who wrote is fairly young.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and redpilled. This manifersto was factchecked by true patriots, only libtards will disagree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just bought two more copies for my sister and her friend. Get mad.
      Better than any pokemon game in the latest 15 years

      • 3 weeks ago
        Faggot that likes women

        im mad more around what trully moves industry sales, and less about people wasting their money on slop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People have been asking for a good 3d pokemon game ever since the N64 days, it's nintendo's fault not capitalizing on that, their loss.
          Even when they made a genuinely good one like Legends Arceus they didn't even add multiplayer so there you go, half measures allow others to surpass you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Faggot that likes women

            have you played the game? this game is more Ark and Rust than pokemon man, the only think it has from pokemon is having the "Pals" the type chart is incredibly simple and so the pal stats, liking it more its fair, but comparing them to each other is like comparing Halo and Destiny, both are shooters but they operatw completely different. My main issue with videogame discourse around this one is that no one is capable of adressing issues of the game as a game in a bubble. I dont know *f I explain myself

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only autists care for pokemon "deep" mechanics. Ivs are a mess, evs are a mess, min maxing is moronic.
              Pokemon never needed to be more than simple cute stuff, hell the fricking anime they promoted for years lies to you and tells you "any pokemon is good, don't evolve them!" which goes against actual gameplay.

              Pokemon wishes it could be this simple and fun, but they are still dragging things from the 90s like the archaic turn based combat, hell the incenses only exists to sort of explain in universe why the frick this newer pokemon weren't available before.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wake up genwunner, incense have been retconned since gen 8.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Faggot that likes women

                >turn based combat is bad
                >Minmaxing is for autistic (when palworld has minmaxing too)
                and thats how I know theres no point in discussing with you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what truly moves industry sales
          A fun game that you can play easily and share with friends just as easily?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I skipped to the end. Already played Monster Sanctuary, and I'm not interested in Conan Exiles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being so full of yourself you think a simple contrarian opinion, so common you can scoop em up by the bucket on any social media, is so important you need to type it down for people to read?

      next step: do an "honest review" vid on the game my man.
      also anyone calling Palworld slop, only to tell them to go play Conan Exiles gets the clown of the year award.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Conan really was some slop

      • 3 weeks ago
        Faggot that likes women

        conan exiles is slop because it rides ark and rust, and the genre as itself is pure slop. What I do is recommend Conan Exiles as a "complete" game of whats closest to palworld. wich is what it is.its also better than palworld. Specially combat wise. And yes, its not a contrarian opinion, its the right one, since you people would eat shit just for the sake of hating someone. When the game on a void is just mediocre. And yes. The only hope I have for this game is what they announced

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is enough evidence to proceed with your execution.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Monster Sanctuary
      >Grind the wrong mons, game literally becomes unwinnable
      >Battles are hard limit. Kill everything in the area? They're gone.
      >Dev even just said to frick off on Steam forums when asked how this is fair
      In good faith, I can't recommend Monster Sanctuary. It's shit. Easy mode may have fixed this, but
      >Easy Mode
      Also, 100% agree on broken ass building. If you won't let me stack wood/stone to make a bridge so my Foxparks stop fricking drowning, your game is ass and needs to drop building altogether. Hate Valheim but damn they got the building on point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Faggot that likes women

        i remember playing and most monsters respawn I think

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not a single true fact.
        Are pokegays this mindbroken over their children mascots?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like the type of game that isn't all that good but people use it to wage franchisewars. Some people are really mad about how GameFreaks have been treating the Pokemon series so they're rooting for the underdog.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly it.
      My friends and I played for a weekend and dropped it when the grind got too bad. All the people I see playing it still just in discord channels and post player count graphs and wojaks

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies are NPCs that have been utterly mind broken by Palword that they only have the following responses:

    1. Eric
    2. Accusations of being a shill
    3. Accusations of fake sales
    4. Accusations of use of bots

    Feel free to add to the list

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are so many midwits defending this absolute slop?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its fun, and nuGanker + discord troons hate fun

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call it all meme words you like, it's simply the best (memeword) in it's genre right now, it's cheaper and made with more care than the more expensive AAA (memeword). If you don't understand something so simple, you are the midwit here.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm a coomer that likes feminine monsters and mon games provide them in spades.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm having fun
    >but-
    Don't care
    >but-
    Don't. Care.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to impregnate zoe so fricking bad bros

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are tendie jannies rectally prolapsing over being called out? :^)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sneething Snoy got BTFO again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why all pokemon fanbois need to be contained inside /vp/. If any of those animals post outside that should be a ban.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun and watching my pals running around harvesting and automating tasks activates the pleasure center of my brain. Also https://files.catbox.moe/rb37xq.png

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just watching them do stuff is so fun. its almost like watching an ant colony or something and there's so much sovl put into the animations, it was smart of the devs to put so much focus on giving the pals as much personality as possible.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's full of frickable creatures obsessed with human men, what's not to love?

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 2 million degenerate weeb defending it, the main demographic group of Ganker

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a decent game but yea I still get pretty bored playing it. Fun for the first 20 hours but I feel like I'm doing the same thing over and over and running on the upgrade treadmill. Probably why I don't usually play survival crafting games. Reminds me of a mobile game.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    's fun
    simple as

    whyre you so mad it exists

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz it features a lot of content GF could only hope to achieve. Even if they had the skil they'd still have to sacrifice a lot of content so that it can run on the dogshit switch, now u can't even have all mons in the new games

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    discord raid to shit up the board as usual

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Lunaris

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I found an epic skill fruit with Implosion. Is it one of the "kamikaze" type of skills that incapacitates a Pal after use?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's either just out of spite for Gamefreak, or mindlessly following a trend. And it's hypocritical as frick considering they're using the same 'it's fun' reasoning that pokegays do for their games.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game play is fun enough but nothing spectacular. It is a survival game meets pokemon and people wanting a game that fits that niche of monster catching/taming with the survival building aspect that isn't the fecal fetish that is ARK.
    It probably wont go super far after a while unless they add some fun or interesting extra things on top, but why twittertards are throwing tantrums about it is strange.
    If Nintendo wants Pokemon to see this kind of success they should take notes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If Nintendo wants Pokemon to see this kind of success they should take notes.
      But Pokegays don't want change. They think they can re-live their childhood, by playing painfully bland games from the GBA era with a new, terrible Switch level graphics. They're more delusional than WoWgays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The biggest critics of Pokemon are Pokemon fans. And a majority of Palworld players are Pokemon refugees who want something different before going back to hate-play Game Freak's next abomination.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of us here are pokenig refugees. Can't post on vp without triggering the elitists so we come here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure they aren't all THAT bad. Don't a lot of people have reservations on the current releases because of lazy designs and bad choices since sword and shield? I'm guessing the pokemon like parts of Palworld are the big draw for a lot of old pokemon players who would like a better release then what we have gotten for a while.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Don't a lot of people have reservations on the current releases because of lazy designs and bad choices since sword and shield?
          Yet they'll hype themselves for the newest release and buy them in droves. There's no helping them.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Palworld copied Pokemon!
    Pokemon doesn't offer the same kind of game though, I don't really get this argument. Pokemon didn't lose a sale from me buying Palworld because I'm not interested in the pokemon games and specifically how they play.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >-uh oh!!! Le sloppy, poopy!!!

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it makes tendies seethe

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like Pokémon games more than palworld now that I've given it a proper chance. Glad people can enjoy palworld but I can't.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, it won't last. The whole Pokemon with guns and lulz violence xD schlock gets old fast. Nobody will be playing this in 2 months and everyone will jump back to Pokemon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Seething Tendie

      Just two more months, pokesisters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are delusional if you think this game has any staying power. Majority of the Pokemon audience are children and Palworld cannot reach that audience because of guns and violence. Most kids own a switch, not a pc or xbox. This garbage clone is just fotm streamer bait and will die like the rest.

        Pokemon will never die.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they love shitty open games and worship Pokemon, combination of the two makes them loose their fricking mind like they just discovered a new color.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this game is slop then that make pokemon a bucket of shit

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, have group of friends from highschool with whom I play games every once in a while
    >hear of palworld as "pokemon with guns", we all think it's funny and start playing it
    >we all love it
    I really don't get it, OP. Sincerely, why do you hate this game? Sure, it's buggy, but overall the game is pretty fun to play.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its been fun so far, plenty of content for an early access game, need some work on qol featuresnhere and there, at level 35 currently

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By having absolutely no standards. I don't even give a frick about plagiarizing Pokémon, but Palworld is just the laziest piece of early access survival crafting slop imaginable.
    It feels like instead of worrying about actual game design, the developer spent all their time trying to cram as many undercooked [thing thats popular on Twitch] as they could and called it a day, and the result is just a sloppy turd.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Valheim all over again where homosexuals pretend "fun" is actually a virtue

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Start Palworld
    >Cliffside base like everybody else
    >game is fun starting out, no damage sponges, basic mats easy to farm
    >Levels 1-28ish are a breeze
    >Hit 30
    >Lose all direction
    >Kinda just in a limbo of "I caught all these and they give no xp" and "areas too high level so I can't go there and survive"
    >BTW basic Pal Balls don't work on most mobs past level 14, and the further you go, the ball upgrade mandate becomes bigger and more obvious.
    >Mounts are ultra-accessible, but unless you autistic breed or get uber lucky, your mount is slow if it's not Univolt or big gay purple deer (Jetragon is 50 and out of reach both in battle and the tech requirement)
    >The war on Ingots is unending and gets worse the more you play.
    >Endorphins dry up
    >Back to Slay the Spire and Tiny Rogues
    Playing with friends doesn't make it fun either since more or less everyone is in it for themselves. No unity, just 'hey I'm doing a big boss let's go, and it's mine since I started the fight WHY ARE YOU USING A HYPER SPHERE ON MY BOSS IT'S MINE YOU FRICK I NEED 160 OF THESE FOR THE PAL CONDENSER WHAT THE FRICK'. Devs are definitely going to Cube World this shit lmao

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because this board is unironically like 90% third worlders

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about americans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about nintendies

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes trannies and homosexuals angry so it has my full support.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew 5:3

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