Why are they mocking us, their most loyal of fans?

Why are they mocking us, their most loyal of fans?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're the hero, though, and you kill a roastie/troony, frick off and marry your e-girl sex doll.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ranni is a e-girl
      how did they get away with this??

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She isn't you see her dead body and she a adult with red hair

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Really? Where? Isnt that her at the top of the Rune tower that flips? I thought she was a kid when she died.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it at the tower. She tells you that's her old body from which you extract the rune of death she once had.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes that’s an adult body with red hair

              I must've have been high as shit and missed that part of the dialogue, thanks bros.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can miss that if you didn't follow Rogier's story line. If you find Ranni on his request the she is very open about the body.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes that’s an adult body with red hair

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >us
    But I've got maidens?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit ring
    Zanzibart... Forgive me...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mind broken

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >20+ daily Elden GOTY threads on Ganker without fail
          who's rent free again?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't look like Zanzibart has

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Praise the Mohgwyn Dynasty!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What did they mean by removing this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The same thing they meant when they cut 35% of the game before release, that's a covenant item meaning that they removed the covenant system at the last minute.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I want to know why they got rid of the Ragged set. Did it have too many gloves?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They'll restore it for the DLC.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          because it's tied to the sleep questline iirc. it's an npc's armor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They should've cut more, and earlier, so we could have an actually finished game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They removed 5 zones from the game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the Mohg had some interactions if you're a bloody finger.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        covenants are pretty much in the game with covenant advancements, they failed to implement them for some reason

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          DLC?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nah, I think they removed them because they removed single player invasions and the idea that certain areas were protected by invaders

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Weak

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I said.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yes, okay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        will most likely be repurposed for dlc

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >covenant DLC
          I hope so because that would be the most moronic shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they mentioned there'd be no convenants months before the game was released

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no, they didn't tell anybody there weren't any covenants

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >they cut 35% of the game before release
        Just how much did they cut? I keep hearing really large and absurd numbers but from what I've seen in my own research it's a couple quest and covenants.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The recusant covenant probably once had more in-depth mechanics.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i really wondered if anyone else noticed this but when i pointed out the obvious incel references everyone (even on Ganker) just said they have no idea what im talking about.

    they made half the game just indirectuly about inceldom

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What will the expansion be, lads?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It will be Ranni-centric. Such is Miyazaki and his waifus. Same happened in BB. Bet you're gonna go back in time to inspire Ranni to kill her own brother or something dumb to appease the waifugays. Or better yet you jabbed Godwyn and the assassins got to him while he was weakened.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds cringe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DLC1 Formless Mother dream world featuring Miquella
      DLC2 Ancient dynasty stuff featuring Godwyn's spreading cancer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >DLC2 Ancient dynasty stuff featuring Godwyn's spreading cancer
        kino

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Godwyn is too big to not get a DLC, fighting his dragon buttbuddy can't possibly be the end of his story
          The ancient dynasty, despite its importance, is literally just underground setpieces which makes it perfect for expanding on and fleshing out. The fact that it's underground with Godwyn makes it even more plausible

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Godwyn is too big to not get a DLC
            that's what people said about Londor in DS3

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And they were right.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                did we get anything other than Friede being related to them?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wanna a legacy dungeon in the eternal cities god damn it. 30 seconds of platforming and a mirror match bossfight did not do that location proper service

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    postmodernist game. the devs are fricking with you both through dialogue and through actual gameplay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No shit. Wasn’t the painted world or ringed city any indication of “there’s no answers for you homosexuals! It’s a video game!!”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can't have answers in any Dark Souls game because the only real answer is that the world is cyclical and nothing matters as pre-post DS2 lore.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Except the ringed City DLC shows the ending they’re been loudly telling you was coming since forever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ringed city actually had an ending, even though the final boss goes "this is dark souls TM" it showed you what happens when you don't link the fire and just collect souls for all eternity and also tied into the other DLC. DS3 was the definitive end of the series and now we're on mr bone's wild ride

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Basically yes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FROMSOFT's output is largely pastiche, especially narratively, visually, and otherwise aesthetically. However, the effort is undoubtedly genuine.
      Is it their fault, the world we're living in? The system we're living under?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are a pretentious c**t and you should be beaten to death with a rock.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I use the fancy words without trying.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frick off

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Touch Grace, Maidenless One!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll go to my grave saying demons souls was the only adequate implementation of what they were going for.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls 1 and 2 were better. However everything that has come since has been trash.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TOUCH GRACE YOU MAIDENLESS FOOL

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zanzibart is a troony.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls troonys on suiocide watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda yeah, but seriously what wasn’t explored in elden ring that people didn’t see? Only thing I felt robbed of was overworld boss battles.

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