Why are they so predictable and pathetic?

>see Ubishit is making a Nippon game
>think to myself "kek they'll probably make this black meme guy Yasuke a side character"
>they literally make him a main character

WHO the frick still throws their money at these curated trash companies and their self-hating revisionist garbage?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    new culture war just dropped??

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's based on a real historical figure, fricking get over it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >It's based on a real historical figure
      Whose importance is excessively blown out of proportion by woketard companies because he is black

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Black person never had any importance other than acting as pet kept around by nobunaga.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          this, he was kept as a "frick you" pet to the emperor and was sold back into slavery (where he belonged) when things were said and done

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, you're clearly evil, so why should I care what you think? I'd rather woke people win than someone with your attitude.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >meanwhile Ganker says it's okay when Japan does the exact same thing but with a basic b***h white guy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >meanwhile people say it's OK when the character looks cool and is a white Chad inspired by hyperpopular white Chads like Geralt!
          Do you even read your own shit before you click post

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            william was a real petson and an actual samurai

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Japan should be allowed to whatever wash their own history if they want. It's not okay when frenchmen do it. It's not okay when frenchmen do anything.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not okay when frenchmen do anything.
            Based

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok when japan does it to their own games. Unironically. And if team ninja did a yasuke game it would be 5000x better than whatever disgusting garbage ubishit is going to do.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone made fun of Bushido Bill too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Man dont shit on William the Chad. The dude made so big, japanese even made an statue of him

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >it's okay when Japan does the exact same thing but with a basic b***h white guy
          That "basic b***h white guy" had a massive impact on Japan's naval ships and you can still visit his house in Hirado
          Can't say much the same for Yasuke

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yes
            That game and world is cool.
            ASSassin creed is not anymore and they are just doing this for woke points.

            Also this.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ok but was he a samurai ninja with super powers though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >it's okay when japan does it
          Yeah, it is actually.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah, it is actually.
            not really actually, more and more jap companies are infested with esg and other shit as well. guilty gear is another game that has muh yosuke

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >guilty gear is another game that has muh yosuke
              And trannies.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes
          That game and world is cool.
          ASSassin creed is not anymore and they are just doing this for woke points.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >it's okay when Japan does the exact same thing
          It is because nioh games are fantasy. The monsters you fight in this game didnt exist and yasuke as a samurai is fantasy as well. Even the japs think that.
          Only cucked companies like ubishit who "is commited to historical accuracy", thinks otherwise

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            The irony is that the real William had more impact in Japan than Yasuke who people are not even 100% sure he existed.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >it's okay when Japan does the exact same thing but with a basic b***h white guy
          That "basic b***h white guy" had a massive impact on Japan's naval ships and you can still visit his house in Hirado
          Can't say much the same for Yasuke

          Pretty sure yasuke is literally in nioh, no?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >but he's real
        >N-NO!!! THAT DOESNT COUNT!!!!
        Gigiamoron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Literally no one denied that he's real (though nothing he will do in this game will be). It's a strawman you are pushing because your muttbrain has low IQ

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          samurai yosuke never existed, as he wasn't one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I-Its based on a real historical figure
      Yes, in a franchise that has for nearly 20 years refused to let you play as a historical figure.
      Now breaking this rule, so they can use Black People's Lancelot, despite having no issues previously coming up with their own Black characters.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is the real issue here. They're breaking tradition for clear marketing points and it shows that they're desperate. Despite all the cooler settings they could've broken this tradition in.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't breaking the tradition because Yasuke isn't real.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      actual bugmen and indians

      >It's based on a real historical figure
      the only historically accurate thing about him depicticted in this game will be his skin color

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >but he's real
      >N-NO!!! THAT DOESNT COUNT!!!!
      Gigiamoron

      Don't bother. Being disengenous liars is how these people function

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You are the only one lying pretending anyone in this thread said that he didn't exist. You are a thoroughly deranged and evil piece of human garbage

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >just plug your ears and ignore them, then you'll win the argument
          Sure

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I can't help you with your schizophrenia. No one in this thread denied that he is real (though nothing he will do in this game will be)

            This is the real issue here. They're breaking tradition for clear marketing points and it shows that they're desperate. Despite all the cooler settings they could've broken this tradition in.

            >marketing points
            It has nothing to do with marketing and everything with a) them being self-hating morons and b) them getting a big check for doing this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >"he's a real person"
          >YOU ARE EVIL YOU ARE DERANGED YOU ARE GARBAGE
          holy fricking meltdown
          sorry facts don't care about your feelings

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't use capslock so I'm not sure who you are quoting. I was very calmly pointing out that you are evil and/or low-IQ, pushing something you know a lie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      See, that's the thing. after years of forcing this shit you can't even do that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The page of a Jesuit priest that was given to Nobunaga..to serve as a page and court curiosity?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BMAF won my man
    its over

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Be marketing executive.
    >Try to think of a way people will talk about the game.
    >Genius idea, let's just make the MC black, people will talk about it for days

    It's that simple

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wokies when Tom Cruise played a romanticized version of a historical white person in a Japanese story:
    😐
    >wokies when Ubishit releases a game about a romanticized version of a historical black slave in a fictional Japanese story
    :O

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when Ubishit releases a game about a romanticized version of a historical black slave in a fictional Japanese story
      *when woke companies who take israelite money forcibly rub blacks in our face again even though

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      no one is asking for it (whilst everyone loves Tom Cruise)

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When did this Yasuke meme start anyway? Literally no one gave a shit until like a decade ago and then something happened and suddenly he is in everything

    And he didn't do ANYTHING of note. Literally nothing besides that he was black lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna say around Nioh, if not earlier. When black people began wondering where's their Black Samurai rep

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      First time I saw him in a game was this gay Samurai Warriors game, the first one that got a big budget and heavily catered to the West. It's a series known for twinkish homosexual character design and having aggressively braindead gameplay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even mind him as a side character or token black guy, but leave it to Ubishit to make us believe he's main character material, which of course has nothing to do with his skin color

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          ain't no way that tapestry from Origins is real

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You just know the Japanese fanbase will eat it up too. They love black culture.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >They love black culture.
      nah only a very idealized sub-sample of it, far removed from the real deal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Where are you morons getting this notion that the nips love black people? Asians in general hate blacks more than any race in the world.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        literally see

        >Yeah, it is actually.
        not really actually, more and more jap companies are infested with esg and other shit as well. guilty gear is another game that has muh yosuke

        . they pump esg money and other stuff into jap products like street fighter for example which now has some ugly Black person prancing around in every trailer thus blacks think japan loves them

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      In a quirky 'its so stupid' kind of way

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >You just know the Japanese fanbase will eat it up too. They love black culture.
      Right...

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        kek even they can tell how inorganic this shit is
        >hey fellas you all love yosuke don't cha?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They are infested by israeliness and masonic ideological poisoning.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly can't imagine anyone with an IQ over 100 buying Ubisoft games let alone the 20th AssCreed rehash, games that always had boring gameplay and cringe writing

    Far Cry 3 was the only one worth it as well, since then only rehashes with uglier visuals

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I-It's based on a TOTALLY real historical figure!
    >But what about NIOH??!!
    >Heh, chuds... What about The Last Samurai, huh????
    There. I just predicted the entire thread.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You left out the part where we BTFO people who make those dumb comparisons

      Stylizied white Chads (every anime character) are cool and exactly what people want, both Caucasian people and Japanese people

      Blacks, in 90% of cases, aren't. They are forced on us

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all news sites pushing that he was a "real life samurai"? That's actual revisionism, besides shit journalism

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can't even debunk them because their comment section is a buggy mess that doesn't work (probably by design)

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't asia still pretty based and racist till today? And aren't japs gaijin hating xenophobes? Are you saying they were somehow much more tolerant 500 years ago and didn't mind a black guy running around? And they treated him like a human instead of treating him like a wierd monkey?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Blame Blackrock/DEI. Companies have hated Whites and Asians for a long time

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw this thread
    Even the videogame discussion has no games.

    [...]

    Doing my part, to put you shitters in place. o7

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You just know Ubiisraelite will make it his background story that the reason there is so little known about him today is that he feared racism and thus operated in cognito, while actually fighting in all those monumental big battles

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who buys ubishit games deserves cancer

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Open picture expecting to see black dick hanging
    >It's actually there
    He's gonna plow a cute Japanese girl and you KNOW it

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    This is like saying Perkeo of Heidelberg the midget drunk jester was actually a super powerful warrior that killed people in the name of the king. It's moronic. Not that I care, Ubisoft games fricking suck. I just fear people spreading false facts about history. Probably misplaced, no one thinks the AC games are realistic in any way right?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I just fear people spreading false facts about history.
      that's the entire purpose of this Black presentation

      Why are all news sites pushing that he was a "real life samurai"? That's actual revisionism, besides shit journalism

  19. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >kek
    You aren't any less of a homosexual if you use "kek" instead of "lol", you're just insecure and easy to manipulate.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're socially moronic and internet illiterate if you can't tell there are subtle differences between the two besides the spelling

  20. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to see all the people call this game woke for having one black character but then turn around and say BG3 isn't woke, because otherwise it destroys their go woke go broke NPC logic

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >because otherwise it destroys their go woke go broke NPC logic
      You are the NPC for taking "go woke go broke" literally

      First of all that meme was literally coined by gay israeli pedophile Milo
      Secondly, what is obviously means is that something sells worse when it's woke and pozzed, which is a more than reasonable observation
      In the same vein, some of the most successful things of all time, if not most successful things of all time, aren't woke at all, proving you don't need to do it. Just looking at recent ARPGs: Witcher 3, Elden Ring, Zelda. Insanely popular. No annoying woke shit

      Yet they keep putting woke shit in games and want us to believe that it's for sales. It's for propaganda

  21. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care if Yasuke became emperor of Japan
    I hate Black folk and I’m tired of seeing them.

  22. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Normalgays throw their money at the latest mass marketed slop. It's why the marketing budgets for these games has ballooned to hundreds of millions. It gets the job done.

  23. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd never be friends with anyone who plays Ubishit. It's like drinking coke daily except not even coke but some knockoff

  24. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Surely we'll get a blonde blue eyed main character for the AC set in Africa, right?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      We wouldn't even get one set in Valhalla. Or at best it would be a woman

  25. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're creatively bankrupt like this whole industry (minus the indies).

    But there is so many teenagers that don't care / where fed by this since birth, their parent will buy them shit and make Ubi stay afloat. Sadly.

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