Why are they written as "good" guys?

they pillage artifacts from ancient civilizations, some that still have natives. Also, Lara kills innocent Tibetan monks in the second game. As a Zoomer brought up in a Christian world, I do not like these thieves who taint other people's cultural possesions >:- (

At least Mario and Dastan kill bad guys that are destroying their kingdom!

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything in the world belongs to the white man. We let you pretend to own things out of the kindness of our hearts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but Lara is a woman......

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She belongs to white men
        By the transitive property of white men, everything she steals is for us

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unattractive people are inherently evil and deserve nothing.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those civilizations should have held on to their artifacts better, and their people should have been less killable.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did he do to deserve death?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        By wearing grey cap

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          shaved head

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He shaved his head and is wearing a cap that only looks like his hair but that's an illusion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        By carrying weapon with blade pointing in his direction instead of enemy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        By having awful fashion sense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did he do to deserve death?

      You know you don't actually have to shoot the monks in TR2

      If you don't attack them than they won't attack you, and will actually fight against bartoli's men with you. It's kind of a pain in the ass because Lara will automatically target them, but just letting the NPCs fight and then killing any leftover thugs makes that level 1,000 times easier

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you using their Fortnite skin versions for this thread?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those artifacts belong in a museum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, they belong in their land

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        their "land" is not even the same thing anymore let alone the people, they dont follow their tradition, they dont worship their gods and they sure as hell dont even speak the same language
        they also let their historical artifacts to rot instead of keeping them safe in a museum since they are oh ao precious to them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow I didn't know the British museum posted here. Prestigious!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >none of the artifacts Indy finds actually end up in a museum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were in a museum. Until that one time in TR3 where Lara broke in and stole them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        SPOILER! I'm not done with 2 yet!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was in AOD, in 3 she had to break in to help Tony and the bros Sophia had poisoned and is optional helping them or not.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a single bad thing about getting rid of minorities and taking their belongings for a greater good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because theft is ok if you can get away with it.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christian
    Lol gay. Also Drake only killed monsters and villainous mercenary-types until Cuckmann fucked him up in the fourth one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did nothing wrong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Drake only killed monsters and villainous mercenary-types
      For the most part yea but in 2 when he breaks into the museum he kills an innocent guard by tossing him into the sea

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guards can swim

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot wait until whites are bred out of existence

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would kill myself if white women stop existing
      >t.black

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he fell for the race dilution meme

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    white good, brown bad
    simple as

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nathan Drake only kills in self defens-

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't die, retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it. Nathan! He JUMPED out of an airplane, and I saved him. I shouldn't have. I took him into my own gang. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change. Ever since he was 14, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the museum's exhibits. But not our Nathan - couldn't be precious Nathan! Stealing them blind and HE gets to be an explorer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you, you have to stop him!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea what you're trying to say, incel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That guy swims away in the river if you watch him after you do that.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lara kills innocent Tibetan monks in the second game
    Which version?
    You don't have to kill the monks in the Monastery, you know?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait their death is optional? uh oh bros...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, retard. They don't attack you unless you attack them first nor they hold any key item.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    retarded nacaco/tamud

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they didn't take them mercs & looters woulda done far worse then sell it for cocaine and rape holes

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like, 10 out of 10 times the other people start shit.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All FPSes are told from the unreliable narrator.

    Drake and Josh tell their adventures to us, patrons in a dive bar in Pakistan while a drunk translates it.
    Lara Croft is actually a 40-something woman who wrote an initially innocent children's books of average quality but it blew up into a whole fucking series. The butler is canon gay now and her depictions of enemies in the game smacks of kipling-esque white man's imperial burden filtered through working class writing.
    The entire CoD series is a budget requisition report to the House of Congress.
    DOOM is written by by a 14 year old kid.

    Even attempting to prove me wrong will result in you being written out of canon in this universe by our narrator.
    Source: The Narrator

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish fortnite would let people buy old battle pass skins

    https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=4489

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