they pillage artifacts from ancient civilizations, some that still have natives. Also, Lara kills innocent Tibetan monks in the second game. As a Zoomer brought up in a Christian world, I do not like these thieves who taint other people's cultural possesions >:- (
At least Mario and Dastan kill bad guys that are destroying their kingdom!
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Everything in the world belongs to the white man. We let you pretend to own things out of the kindness of our hearts.
but Lara is a woman......
She belongs to white men
By the transitive property of white men, everything she steals is for us
Unattractive people are inherently evil and deserve nothing.
Those civilizations should have held on to their artifacts better, and their people should have been less killable.
what did he do to deserve death?
By wearing grey cap
shaved head
He shaved his head and is wearing a cap that only looks like his hair but that's an illusion
By carrying weapon with blade pointing in his direction instead of enemy
By having awful fashion sense
You know you don't actually have to shoot the monks in TR2
If you don't attack them than they won't attack you, and will actually fight against bartoli's men with you. It's kind of a pain in the ass because Lara will automatically target them, but just letting the npcs fight and then killing any leftover thugs makes that level 1,000 times easier
why are you using their Fortnite skin versions for this thread?
Those artifacts belong in a museum
no, they belong in their land
their "land" is not even the same thing anymore let alone the people, they dont follow their tradition, they dont worship their gods and they sure as hell dont even speak the same language
they also let their historical artifacts to rot instead of keeping them safe in a museum since they are oh ao precious to them
Wow I didn't know the British museum posted here. Prestigious!
>none of the artifacts Indy finds actually end up in a museum
They were in a museum. Until that one time in TR3 where Lara broke in and stole them.
SPOILER! I'm not done with 2 yet!
That was in AOD, in 3 she had to break in to help Tony and the homies Sophia had poisoned and is optional helping them or not.
Name a single bad thing about getting rid of minorities and taking their belongings for a greater good.
🙁
Because theft is ok if you can get away with it.
>Christian
Lol homosexual. Also Drake only killed monsters and villainous mercenary-types until Cuckmann fricked him up in the fourth one
he did nothing wrong
>Drake only killed monsters and villainous mercenary-types
For the most part yea but in 2 when he breaks into the museum he kills an innocent guard by tossing him into the sea
Guards can swim
I cannot wait until whites are bred out of existence
i would kill myself if white women stop existing
>t.black
>he fell for the race dilution meme
white good, brown bad
simple as
>Nathan Drake only kills in self defens-
He didn't die, moron
You're telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it. Nathan! He JUMPED out of an airplane, and I saved him. I shouldn't have. I took him into my own gang. What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change. Ever since he was 14, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the museum's exhibits. But not our Nathan - couldn't be precious Nathan! Stealing them blind and HE gets to be an explorer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you, you have to stop him!
I have no idea what you're trying to say, incel
That guy swims away in the river if you watch him after you do that.
>Lara kills innocent Tibetan monks in the second game
Which version?
You don't have to kill the monks in the Monastery, you know?
wait their death is optional? uh oh bros...
Yes, moron. They don't attack you unless you attack them first nor they hold any key item.
moronic nacaco/tamud
If they didn't take them mercs & looters woulda done far worse then sell it for cocaine and rape holes
Like, 10 out of 10 times the other people start shit.
All FPSes are told from the unreliable narrator.
Drake and Josh tell their adventures to us, patrons in a dive bar in Pakistan while a drunk translates it.
Lara Croft is actually a 40-something woman who wrote an initially innocent children's books of average quality but it blew up into a whole fricking series. The butler is canon gay now and her depictions of enemies in the game smacks of kipling-esque white man's imperial burden filtered through working class writing.
The entire CoD series is a budget requisition report to the House of Congress.
DOOM is written by by a 14 year old kid.
Even attempting to prove me wrong will result in you being written out of canon in this universe by our narrator.
Source: The Narrator
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