Why are this gen's reveals so unremarkable? we get a pig, an olive, bread dog, small claw crab and another useless ice type. I mean where are all the cool guys?
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You don’t feed filet mignon to mindless pigs who would buy slop anyway.
Gotta love goyslop.
Dont complain, just CONSOOOOOM
Idk people think the mega man ones are cool. I don't see the appeal personally. Both the humans and monsters are lame this gen
they;re great, but im pretty sure they're legendary. i only think about the wild mons since you spend more time with them in-game
>but im pretty sure they're legendary
What? Why? That's moronic, anon. Why would they be legendary? Nothing we've seen or heard indicates that.
fine, but they still look too cool to be wild mons. Will there be hordes of them somewhere, or are they a one-off like Silvally?
>Small? He's 4.5 meters. moron
are his claws 4.5m? That would be better
Based on leaks they're probably item evos like Flapple and Appletun, with the items to evolve them being exclusive to specific versions.
don't be stupid. they are not legendaries... we have leakers for a reason precisely to stop stupid takes like yours
chill man, take your pills
no frick off and die shill ngmi.
You say that as if any of the pictured reveals are remotely cool. Braviary, Wishiwashi, and Alolan Marowak are the only ones that even come close to being "cool" on a purely aesthetic level.
but i still feel more for castle guy, bear guy, spike mole and teddy blob than i do for motorcycle with legs and useless ice type
I’ve not really felt strongly about any of the revealed Gen 9 mons.
because they hide all the interesting stuff, we've seen NONE of paradox forms
Small? He's 4.5 meters. moron
And Cetitan alone is better than all the homosexuals in your picture there's a moronic pink deer
>Small? He's 4.5 meters. moron
only titan
wrong. it's in the Pokedex
i like the design though, it's not focused on the claws. we've had many crabs focused on having a giant claw
you're wrong
You know what's better? TWO giant claws
>CapKino
over what?
Never heard of Capcom?
Holy shit this board does only play fricking pokemon.
Ah yes the company that makes realistic movies
I don't think DMCV and Rise are movies dude
They're intentionally hiding shit to prevent a repeat of Gen 8's cosmic shitstorm
Gen 5 had an exceptionally large numnet of new Pokémon. Most of the Gen 9 Pokémon by comparison are pseudo forms.
first post-covid gen
same reason no new pokemon movie has been announced or released
they probably also dont want another repeat of gen 8s leak season fiasco
The main problem is that they're revealing crumbs in months. The marketing strategy after gen 7 changed completely, and they also have less new stuff to reveal. If we even want to assume that this game will have a decently sized map with decent areas and all, the way to reveal that would be a 10 minutes gameplay trailer
Why are dogfrickers still salty over CapKino kek
But Le CHONK! And SMOLiv!
They're saving the real highlights, Paradox Pokemon, for October and November.
I'm disappointed in the lack of waifumons. It seems like the e-girl hammer line are the only new ones we're getting.
Only the kitty kot is good.
This is why i want starter evo reveals to make the wait easier
I hope you aren't using your picture as reference for "cool guys" because gen 5's designs bar the bug types are all stinking dogshit, and it's because they were obsessed with trying to recapture the lightning in a bottle that was generation 1 (which only succeeded because of aggressive marketing in the west by nintendo), essentially a soft reboot of the franchise, and it fricking bombed.
>nintendo
Which was founded on the aggressive franchising from Ishihara.
The point is it only exists as it is now because it was marketed. It was never good.
>i didnt ask you to tell me you have shit taste, but thanks anyway
Read Black person, read! I said BAR the bug types, they're literally the only good thing about the games.
>then how did we reach gen 9?
Because pokemon has become too big to fail and almost everyone either buys it anyway for themselves or they buy it for their kids because "I played this when I was a kid so I want my kid to experience the same franchise I played".
>bug types are all stinking dogshit
i didnt ask you to tell me you have shit taste, but thanks anyway
>essentially a soft reboot of the franchise, and it fricking bombed.
then how did we reach gen 9?
He literally said the bug types were the only good designs. Learn to read
>reading comprehension