why are you a valve shill

why are you a valve shill

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really just pick random people on street for those pictures and nobody knows who they were?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I know, this guy was a Valve employee. The black guy they use now is a guy they just got off the street.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hmh okay. Just remember at least someone just getting picked up from street.
        I wonder if the black guy is dead or just don't care for 15 seconds of internet fame

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I once saw a 400 lb butt naked black woman roaming downtown Seattle, screaming at the top of her lungs. They should have got her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I know, this guy was a Valve employee. The black guy they use now is a guy they just got off the street.

      When I was little I no shit thought the "valve guy" was going to be the villain in Half-life. I see no reason either a psychopathic leading a another shadowy group interested in Xen. Hell his gimmick could be the more he turns the valve the more psychotic / stronger he gets.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Their games are good 🙂

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be a Valve shill if they actually used their enormous amounts of money to create more studios and make games as good as they used to.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You mean buy modders?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Buy modders and tell them how to actually do things correctly, yeah. See Left 4 Dead and Turtle Rock.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I said the other day they should make their equivalent of a Clubhouse Games for the Deck (or rather, every platform could use a Clubhouse equivalent). It wouldn't be too much work for them.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like their products. Do you ever ask a carpenter why he's a Milwaukee shill?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Valve doesn't make games anymore.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are all old PC devs obsessed with VR?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny that they thumbed their noses at gamepads for years, but now want everyone to adopt an even shittier method of gaming.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i wonder if they are working on a steam deck exclusive half life

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          After the retcons in Alyx I don't want to see any more HL games because I don't want them to rape the lore & canon any more than they already have. I'll just wait for fans to make Ep3 and HL3 instead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >want to play a fightin game
        >The keys are all xbox keys
        >have to configure a makeshift virtual gamepad and then set the keys depending on whatever that virtual gamepad.
        >Despite this some of the keys flat out don't work sometimes. Trying to set throws on my fake right joystick doesn't work.
        >almost every fucking fighting game ever ported to this platform play out the same way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Their nerds, they're just excited by the technology and the idea of developing for it. They have to know at the end of the day it's still one of the worst ways to play games regularly.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they still made games. Alyx is the only game they're gonna put out for 10 years and I just don't care for VR that much. It was a good VR game, but that's all it is

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Really i just like using steam and the games valve releases. i even wanted to work at valve at some point until i realize how 'unorganized' it was there. still waiting for that steam deck though so no opinions there.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've hated Valve ever since they forced me to install steam to play CS 1.6. Always hated Steam, too. Newfags don't even realize that you could effortlessly pirate multiplayer games before it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      do you honestly think multiplayer games would be alive today if people could just pirate them? tf2's bot problem is bad enough and there are actual hoops to jump through to play it for free. naive retard.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I think it would filter for much smarter and more interesting PC players if steam didn't exist today

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    man i forgot it was originalyl a white dude then they went and nigrified it

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I was a Valve shill until around 2011 when they stopped making games that I give a shit about. They also ran TF2 into the ground.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You cannot look at Portal 1 Chell and tell me femcels don't exist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >CSS that low
      im gonna choke slam the gay that made this

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