Dude arthoes have been around for thousands of years. Bitches have been dying their hair, getting bangs and being psue-eds since the dawn of civilization.
Basic needs are more important, but humans that aren't trogs should prioritize and aim for the top at all times. You have all your basic needs met if you're living in a 1st world country and access to a computer that let's you post on this forum. Sex and romance aren't that hard to get if you focus on yourself and self-actualization is most easily achieved through deep video game meditation.
>sex >need >foundation-level need at that
Bullshit, along with the whole pyramid format. A pentagram or circle would be a far more appropriate template, both to comply with the cycles of nature to which more people should be attuned, and to promote growth in all fields without letting some fall behind. Your most basic needs like food or shelter should be at the center since they're essential to survival and therefore should be considered at all times while working on the rest.
>sex >need >foundation-level need at that
Bullshit, along with the whole pyramid format. A pentagram or circle would be a far more appropriate template, both to comply with the cycles of nature to which more people should be attuned, and to promote growth in all fields without letting some fall behind. Your most basic needs like food or shelter should be at the center since they're essential to survival and therefore should be considered at all times while working on the rest.
You're an idiot if you don't understand the pyramid format.
If someone can't fulfill their basic needs, then it's impossible/extremely difficult to fulfill the higher needs.
>can't get a job as a virgin according to the chart >girls won't have sex with a guy who doesn't have a car, job, and his own place
LITERALLY, and I mean LITERALLY, impossible
having sex and fucking is like the same difference as eating pizza rolls or a fillet mignon. they both accomplish the same thing physically but not psychologically.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>having sex and fucking
i meant jerking off and fucking lol
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
so I can't have family. friendship. or employment really if I don't fuck?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
see
>having sex and fucking
i meant jerking off and fucking lol
although you probably wont have a family if you don't fuck
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I mean. I have a family already. thanks grandma
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
then why the fuck did you ask? a lot of this pyramid shit has been discredited.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
because how can I have a family if I don't have sex
was confused on why Maslow said sex
another person said it was sexual release. like I thought. I was just curious
why be so mean?
She's either cheating, flicking the bean like mad, or doesn't fine you physically attractive. Or she's on anti-depressents, especially if she's white. Or all four, pick your poison.
Tried, she says sex is only for making babies, has sex only drunk, doesnt want to have sex if its work tomorrow etc.. Honestly makes me feel unwanted and kills all my confidence.
I've had to break up with a few girls before. It was hard for me because they loved me, and I loved them back and the sex was great but I had my reasons for each break-up.
If a girl decided to stop letting me get inside her, I would drop her and not feel a thing about it.
Biden does run shit at all and I wish you dumbasses would wake up and realize that the people who bought Biden and congress are the ones who actually do.
I don't hate pineapple on pizza.
But I'd much rather have any other topping than pineapple.
most people who hate pineapple on pizza have literally never had it or only had it once and are just pretending to hate it for the epic reddit meme. just like those gays who say birds arent real and are actually govt drones
Christ, case in point.
It’s just not my favorite pizza topping. It kinda works when paired with ham for a Hawaiian pizza but certainly isn’t my first choice.
oh yeah i forgot that garden gnome garden gnomes don't eat pork
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Your foreskin chopping country is king of the garden gnomes. Literally no one would put whatever condiment you think everyone else in the world eats because you think garden gnomeland is the centre of the universe on pork chops.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
lel little euro-zoomer doesn't know that's his own continent's native cuisine.
i wish places didn't add sugar to tomato sauce. they all do it. i want my acidic tomatoes
but i only eat pineapple on pizza with a light barbecue sauce, full well knowing that barbecue sauce will be sweet. i'm just saying not all tomato sauces need to be sweet
I like pineapple with some stuff, but it doesn't go with everything. Tuna pineapple is one I like a lot personally. Or chicken-ham-pineapple, it was something I ate with my friend while playing MC adventure/challenge maps before 1.0
Fun times
i mean ppl really made such a big deal out of that for no reason when you can put literally any topping on pizza >broccoli >corn >salmon >cucumber slices
all work on a pizza and all taste fucking great
Pizza is for putting whatever you want on it. It can be pineapple, chocolate, horseradish, I don't give a fuck. The fact that out of anything it's pineapple that drives people crazy is the gayest, most gayy shit I've ever seen.
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most people who hate pineapple on pizza have literally never had it or only had it once and are just pretending to hate it for the epic reddit meme. just like those gays who say birds arent real and are actually govt drones
I buy both, actually. FFFRRRIIIDDDAAAYYY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
It’s not bad with ham if that’s an option, or pepperoni. I could do without ever having it, but my wife pretty much always wants to get at least an additional small pineapple and pepperoni if we get pizza. The hate meme is so powerful that it’s like the inverse of the old bacon shit.
the enjoyment i get for a pizza isn't the same from a game
without counting the others things like you know..calories and..whatever else you need to be alive?
>I have to eat and no matter what I do it's going to cost at least 5 bucks a meal, with generally better food costing more >I do not have to play video games and if I do I already have plenty of stuff to play
The enjoyment floor & ceiling is way higher eating a pizza and the fact that it's a limited, well crafted experience, that only lasts as long as it needs to makes it infinitely more valuable than some 5$ piece of indie trash that gets less and less fun with its "infinite replays" even assuming I'd do one in the first place
>been eating 4 cheesburgers a day for almost 2 months now >almost lost 25 pounds >got lipid panels and my health has improved
stop eating vegetable oils
Post a timestamp pic of receipts or a screenshot of your credit card statement or something because I love cheeseburgers and want to believe this is true.
>are you fucking retarded LOL
1. to be fair, you said eat raw beef.
2. this is Ganker
3. picrel. these people exist and ive seen them here.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you knew what i meant you gay
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
no i didnt. no one calls the packaged fresh ground "raw" and frozen patties "not raw". no one except you apparently.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
it was a list of everything i buy
fucking retard
>raw beef + cheese + bread and water/kombucha/coffee
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
i like how you clipped out the "is basically all i eat" from the end of that, because that wouldnt work in your favor.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you knew what i meant retard
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
again, ive seen people here shill for eating raw beef. youre just mad someone took your message at face value.
if i said id never eat raw chicken, would you assume i only buy chicken nuggets? its a dumb assumption to make.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
cooked chicken is not breaded cooked chicken for starters
ur shit at reading and shit at analogies lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>i express my diet in analogies
this is some 4d chess right here. keep those fat cells guessing.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
just accept the fact that you're retarded holy shit
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
to be fair to argue in the guy in your pic
you can eat raw steak. if its butchered correctly it's safe, weird but safe
ground beef isn't safe due to the locations of the meat they get it from.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
i assume it also has a lot to do with how long its been butchered for. if you butched a cow that same day, eating it isn't going to get you sick even if its raw
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>due to the location you get it from
Wtf? It's the increased surface area of the meat allowing bacteria to grow faster and extra bacteria introduced by the meat grinder. It's not like we source grounds beef exclusively from their intestines or something.
also to clarify i have had lipid panels done this past week and my stuff improved so i'm not saying they will give you high cholesterol i just don't want to be responsible for you dying
>raw beef
oh god youre one of those people
considering most people buy premade frozen patties filled with preservatives or something yeah i made the distinction, idk what type of person you're even referring to
>get bad acne and dust allergy all of a sudden >stop eating vegetable oils >no more acne and allergy
For every good thing you could do there are a legion of smug redditors foaming at the mouth to tell you that eating shit is actually good for you and that only racists dont eat shit. Also kombucha is wonderful. >0 acne
DAYUM I kinda wants me a 'za now, not gonna lie brehs, with like fucking bacon, and like fucking peppers and like fucking feta cheese
But all stores are closed, it's scuffed bros, I'm at the end of my rope without my 'za not gonna lie
Do you know what I'm saying?
>Calling people unhealthy >But still considers an entire pizza one meal
I mean I guess the OP's picture started it first by claiming the pizza would be gone in 30 minutes but still.
I am happy to pay for good games. The problem is that good games are rare and difficult to find. Your image is a silly strawman. Games often cost more than $50 while you can make a delicious pizza with ingredients that cost $3.
I love pizzer, it's one of the only indulgences I allow myself to purchase despite how tough things are right now
but pizzer at the end of the week when I can finally relax a bit is one of my few comforts
thank you pizzer
The problem with this is that it's a useless generalisation of both of these things. I have gotten videogames for free which have been infinitely replayable, I have gotten videogames for AAA price which I played once and never desired to play again. I have gotten pizza for free which has utterly satisfied me more than said AAA videogame and I have paid for overpriced and undersized pizza and been disappointed.
If at any point I am made to choose between buying a videogame I want for $5 and a pizza I want for $20 then I will buy the videogame because I want both equally but the game is the better deal. In most cases the cost equivalent of my favourite pizza in random steam indie games will not satiate or satisfy me as much as my favourite pizza.
>Calling people unhealthy >But still considers an entire pizza one meal
I mean I guess the OP's picture started it first by claiming the pizza would be gone in 30 minutes but still.
>they can't eat an entire pizza in 30 minutes or less
pizza is a group food that you eat with friends and family while enjoying fruitful, long lasting memories shared with other human beings face to face, the very essence of humanity's need for nourishment, socialization, and bonding.
Video games are a solipsistic addiction-craving escapist solo activity meant to rob you of actual accomplishment with digital hypnosis of fictional achievements that mean nothing.
If I order a pizza with pepperoni or whatever. I get a pizza with pepperoni. The pizza place I order from will not decide pepperoni are too problematic for todays standards, still make me pay extra for them and instead put pineapples on it.
But I'm not gnomish.
I just don't like giving up what I have for something I don't have but want. It's just logical to minimize your losses to your fullest, and ideally there should be no losses.
Move somewhere the taxes are high but quality of life is low and you'll have your soul crushed completely when you see your hard earned money not only go to things you choose for it to go to out of necessity but also get taken out of your check before it hits the bank so it can go to people who shouldn't even be there to begin with.
Yep.
Now imagine you want to keep some pickles on hand for a light snack. You have to buy handfuls of these things and throw out tons of plastic from the individual packaging because you can’t just buy a jar of them there. It’s hilarious.
Unlike bagged milk this actually serves a good purpose. You can easily jab a straw in to suck up all that sweet pickle nectar on the go or easily pour to save it for later without spilling while pouring out of the jar
There are 40+ years of games I can get for free or extremely cheap.
Nobody is giving away $0 pizzas and I don't want a pizza that's more than a day old.
When I buy a game, it's because it appeared to be the better option to other games around it. The products themselves are competing not just with recent releases, but the past 40+ years of games.
When I buy a pizza, it isn't competing with the other pizzas immediately around it (although pizza joints are competing with each other).
I can't eat a game, especially not when everything is a digital download.
I can eat a pizza.
my senpai gets 1 pizza and it lasts us through the whole week (we're 6). then we regurgitate it and eat it again. it's an entirely different flavor so it's like eating a new pizza
You’ve been here that long and seriously never noticed this in other people’s posts?
either i'm being trolled or i've been memoryholed
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think you're just legitimately retarded. Did you really think people were just peppering their posts with baka tbh senpai in the mid-2010s?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not him but tbh tbh tbh spam just had me accepting that there were a lot of annoying weebs here.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yes i use tbh senpai frequently i guess i picked it up here never occured to me it actually meant "tbh senpai" it just has a nice ring to it lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
wait something corrects to baka? is it idiot?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
baka my head at you rn senpai
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There was a period where a shitload of twitter tourists flooded into Ganker and kept ending their posts with "s-mh t-bh f-am" and it annoyed Hiroshimoot so much that he changed it to baka tbh senpai.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
s m h = bake
t b h = tbh
f a m = senpai
They really should change up the filters, it's been long past time that chud and sirs should get filtered
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Aw come on. Good morning sirs is funny
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
They need to remove old filters. There's no way soi is going to take off again like it did the first time.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
fuck that, bring back roody poo and candy ass
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>sirs should get filtered
Eh, I think sirs/good morning/etc. is useful for calling out blatant shills that speak in broken English.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
wondering if cumbrain is still filtered
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I actually type tbh myself most of the time, tbh. T b h is for tumblr girls.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I only ever type out tbh when I just typed tbh, tbh tbh
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he doesn't know
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bruh if you've actually been here since 2009 you're the blindest motherfucker I've ever known that could still use the internet
Reminder of the ideal pizza >tomato base >ham >cheese >mushrooms >onion >capsicum >pineapple >chicken >egg >anchovies >prawns >salami
It's just that simple.
what the FUCK?
OLIVES ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING.
I don't know about olives in 3rd world but in India they are garbage. The American Pizza I had also had shitty olives. pineapples are a great contrast to the oily, savory cheese
have you looked at nvidia? have you looked at Samsung? silicon valley? it's all Indians. got lucky with nepotism and bagged an ok job but I'd rather be in rural Anime land or something
why does she put her tongue out when she's about to take a bite? It seems counterintuitive because she's covering her bottom teeth so she can't bite without risking biting her tongue unless she pulls it back, which means there was no point putting it out in the first place
Larger landing surface for the floppy slice, and it can then help lever it into the mouth for the bite
The tongue is the most powerful and agile muscle you have
People know that games have an arbitrary value. The value considered "fair" is also arbitrary, therefore. Generally, people think $20 is a high price for indie games that are only a few hours long, or remasters of old games, etc. No one is going to complain about a game that costs $5, however, unless it's a total cash grab like an NES ROM that you can download for free...
The price of pizza, on the other hand, is not decided arbitrarily. It has a cost that you can calculate. If you're clever enough, you can even estimate the guy's profit from each pizza and decide whether the price is fair or not.
they make their dough and sauce in house. dominos/pizza hut/etc is cheap because everything comes in frozen. you just throw the ingredients on the frozen plate of dough and toss it in an oven.
I don't get why people spend so much on pizza. you can get a shitty frozen pizza for like $4 and it gets the job done. the only thing you get by spending more on pizza is thicker crust or stuffed crust, but the amount of toppings on it are basically the same
Oh, man… you’ve never had good pizza before. Why is stuffed crust even a part of the conversation, it sucks
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
my dad used to make home made stuffed crust pizza that shits over whatever you waste sheckels on
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I didn’t mean to insult your dad but stuffed crust is just too much cheese for this gamer. It’s fatso food
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>my dad used to make home made stuffed crust pizza
are you sure it was home made? stuffed crust is notoriously hard to make yourself. its mass produced because you need absolute uniformity throughout to not have cheese explosions, giant cheese-less air pockets, or worse, collapsed crust with no cheese. he probably just bought one of those premade crusts you put stuff on.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've seen him make the dough. he puts cheese sticks on the end and rolls the crust over it. it's not super thick, but it's good. he also makes chicken noodle soup with his own home made noodles.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
then your dad is above average pizza chef. youre lucky.
All you have to do is roll the dough over the mozz sticks anon.
its harder than you think. ive got family in pizzas places and theyve discussed adding stuff crust, but in the "testing" phase only 2 out of 10 pizzas they made came out right. it was too much trouble to learn and teach, and probably not worth the cost to add to the menu anyway.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
All you have to do is roll the dough over the mozz sticks anon.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Why is stuffed crust even a part of the conversation, it sucks
stuffed crust is good in a trashy way.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I guess this makes me a pizza snob which I must say brings me no joy whatsoever
frozen pizza is garbage
if you just want "the job done" then eat something that isnt pizza
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>frozen pizza is garbage
Now we've swung too far the other way.
Sometimes a Red Baron hits just right in a way a more expensive pizza doesn't. Although tbqh I usually put more pepperoni on all my frozen pizzas.
Pizza dough is literally just flour water and yeast fag, the fact that they make it in house means it should be even cheaper since they aren't paying another company for labor and transport. Restaurant pizza is all sold on like a 300% mark up it's insane.
Making it in-house is even cheaper than getting it premade you moron.
Pizza is one of the highest cost:profit yield items any restaurant could ever have because of just how cheap it is to make dough, how much yield you get from a single sack of flour, how inexpensive nearly all the toppings are, and from how much you can charge for each pizza you make. It doesn't even cost the store I work in $1.50 to make a large pizza.
Because I don't want to be homeless and live in a state that doesn't pay me to be a NEET?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
then just do what I did. Go into the military for at least 3 years, then go actually crazy and get discharged with disability pay for the rest of your life.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Too fat to join the military. Spent months trying to lose weight, but slipped up and gained it all right back.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
how old are you? I joined when I was 28 and I was the 3rd oldest person in my basic training group. I lost 60 lbs to get in
>mfw my pizza DOES taste better than all that whack shit you can pick up
Use raw tomatoes and make your own sauce. Experiment with seasonings. Do different things with your dough. Test tons of different cheeses you never usually try. Use basil.
I don't eat a whole fucking pizza in one sitting. I'll have a couple slices of three and then pack it up and eat for the rest of the week. Plus yummy food takes precedent over your shitty overpriced indie game which by the way isn't 5$ it's more like 25 or 30 but still only has 3 hours of genuine gameplay which also is probably shit
if its artesional, then it probably has less shit on it then a cheaper pizza, like a margarita pizza or something which is basically just olive oil and sliced tomatoes. shit aint got no cheese or sauce
it was satire, retards. no pizza will ever be artesional. all pizza is inherently mid to low quality but that's not a bad thing. trying to pretend it's anything more than that is retarded, and only something a hipster would do.
if its artesional, then it probably has less shit on it then a cheaper pizza, like a margarita pizza or something which is basically just olive oil and sliced tomatoes. shit aint got no cheese or sauce
It's not THAT hard to make a pizza dough.
I do cheat by having access to a mixer with a dough hook, but even without that you just need to get some more elbow grease in and get the same result.
Dough is literally just 6 ingredients: >Flour >Sugar >Salt >Yeast Packet >Warm Water >Olive Oil
Throw the dry ingredients in first, mix them up, throw the wet ones in, mix it up, get a doughball together and slap it in a lightly covered bowl to rise. Easy.
I even like to throw in some garlic powder (equal amount to the salt) to give the dough more flavor.
No, I make pizza fairly often. Like once a month or so.
That's an old pic too. Lately when I make it, I make a white sauce now instead of using jarred red sauce. Surprisingly easy to do as well. >equal parts butter and flour in a saucepan >get the rue bubbling a bit to cook out the flour taste >pour in heavy cream and stir >toss in a bunch of good shit (salt, garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, etc) >add some Parmesan cheese sometimes to coagulate better >Stir till just starting to thicken and then kill the heat and stir a bit more
Few times I overcooked it, but it just becomes a bit lumpy if you do that. Otherwise the flavor is still great.
It's hard to debunk psychology considering the topic is one of the wiggliest things we know (the human mind.)
The hierarchy of needs has been shown to be a massive oversimplificiation at the very least.
thanks reasonable intelligent Ganker bros, I thought so. Can't wait for my psych class in uni
psych was the class that genuinely opened my eyes to viewing the world differently in highschool, and yeah, I know psych is wiggly, I don't expect anything concrete, just some perspective and stronger foundations
It's hard to debunk psychology considering the topic is one of the wiggliest things we know (the human mind.)
The hierarchy of needs has been shown to be a massive oversimplificiation at the very least.
If it's $5 for an indie game, I buy it. If it's $5 for a AAA game, I pirate it. More specifically, I pirate everything that's AAA or published by a well-to-do publisher.
hungry
Underrated
Look up Maslow's pyramid of needs, it may clarify some things for you.
wtf is arthoe? is that like a meme version of arthur?
Zoomer detected. Arthoes are bitches deep into art and "deep" meaningful shit. Think egirls but with a facade of being an intellectual.
dude, I don't even know if he's a zoomer, I think he just might be shoot retarded
t. zoomie
arthoes are a primarily zoomer phenomenon. millennials were mostly hipsters
Dude arthoes have been around for thousands of years. Bitches have been dying their hair, getting bangs and being psue-eds since the dawn of civilization.
What is a “psue-ed”
>t. pseu-ed
I’m choosing to pronounce it like a hog call
lmao no the fuck they are not. Arthoes have been around since Gen X and lasted until millennials. Zoomers got the evolution of arthoes, egirls.
art hoe. A hoe that is into art
>western arthoe
ngmi
Female hipsters who are also hoes
so heckin masculerino!
*chad face attractiveness worship*
WTF THIS ISN'T WHAT I WAS TAUGHT IN COLLEGE?!?!?
I read that as anthro pussy
>arthoe
Holy reddit
FTFY
This one's better.
>raw eggs and beef
>war
bro did jordan peterson write this
For me, it's:
Tbf arthoe pusy is great if it's just a one night stand thing.
I don't see $20 pizza on the pyramid
It's on the bottom, the most important layer.
well duh, pizza is round
Pizza is a basic need
True but not a $20 one
It's literally a fuckin triangle
>megumin pregnancy
>destroying the illegitimate state of israel
>piloting a giant robot
?????
>megumin
>not Lady Dustiness Ford Lalatina
Leave it to Ganker to have plebeian taste in all matters.
darkness would get off on getting taking away from you by a bunch of horrible disgusting monsters
Aqua wins
Basic needs are more important, but humans that aren't trogs should prioritize and aim for the top at all times. You have all your basic needs met if you're living in a 1st world country and access to a computer that let's you post on this forum. Sex and romance aren't that hard to get if you focus on yourself and self-actualization is most easily achieved through deep video game meditation.
wtf can't even beat level 1, shit sucks
if you didn't clear every level from first act you didn't beat the game
>sex
Why do devs think it's funny to filter their playerbase like this?
th-three fourths of the way through the first layer bros!
You're a rape hobo?
>Currently failing at all 4 of the basal level of the pyramid
I HAVE GONE BEYOND HUMANITY, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Are you posting from outside or a car? I know there have been homeless posters before.
>sex
>need
>foundation-level need at that
Bullshit, along with the whole pyramid format. A pentagram or circle would be a far more appropriate template, both to comply with the cycles of nature to which more people should be attuned, and to promote growth in all fields without letting some fall behind. Your most basic needs like food or shelter should be at the center since they're essential to survival and therefore should be considered at all times while working on the rest.
You're an idiot if you don't understand the pyramid format.
If someone can't fulfill their basic needs, then it's impossible/extremely difficult to fulfill the higher needs.
>can't get a job as a virgin according to the chart
>girls won't have sex with a guy who doesn't have a car, job, and his own place
LITERALLY, and I mean LITERALLY, impossible
>girls won't have sex with a guy who doesn't have a car, job, and his own place
This is true though
>sex before love and affection
so I am supposed to pay a hooker to get through the first level huh
unironically yes, get it out of the way the sooner the better.
I have food, sleep and shelter. I literally don't have anything else from that pyramid.
Add BBC at the bottom for white women
never understood why sex was on there before love and affection
what was the original meaning?
because love and intimacy is a human construct. sex can be accomplished by just jacking off.
you can figure this out if you just spend a couple seconds thinking about it anon.
I always assumed it was more like what
said
like. did they mean "Grug need female to cum in" or did they mean that you physically need that release
having sex and fucking is like the same difference as eating pizza rolls or a fillet mignon. they both accomplish the same thing physically but not psychologically.
>having sex and fucking
i meant jerking off and fucking lol
so I can't have family. friendship. or employment really if I don't fuck?
see
although you probably wont have a family if you don't fuck
I mean. I have a family already. thanks grandma
then why the fuck did you ask? a lot of this pyramid shit has been discredited.
because how can I have a family if I don't have sex
was confused on why Maslow said sex
another person said it was sexual release. like I thought. I was just curious
why be so mean?
most people are nothing more than animals
they can, and do have sex without any love or affection
>tfw no sex even tho i have gf
Should i dump her? No sex makes me depressed and unmotivated, at risk of losing my job
She's either cheating, flicking the bean like mad, or doesn't fine you physically attractive. Or she's on anti-depressents, especially if she's white. Or all four, pick your poison.
You should at least talk to her about the dead bedroom first. Don’t force yourself to settle, man.
Tried, she says sex is only for making babies, has sex only drunk, doesnt want to have sex if its work tomorrow etc.. Honestly makes me feel unwanted and kills all my confidence.
she's either got some severe psychological issue, is secretly gay but hasn't come to terms, or is talking to/seeing someone else
Honestly her being lesbian would not surprise me
I would break up with her if I were you. I’m sorry, bro.
I've had to break up with a few girls before. It was hard for me because they loved me, and I loved them back and the sex was great but I had my reasons for each break-up.
If a girl decided to stop letting me get inside her, I would drop her and not feel a thing about it.
There is basically no fucking way an Anglo wrote these things
if you can find that first layer while still on the first layer s/he is going to stab you in your sleep
personally I'm more like this.
>Yes I Agree
>Shut your whore mouth
>Video games are cool
huh???
Leave this site and never come back, i'm not kidding.
kino
Only the middle panel is necessary. Whore
Who the fuck buys a pizza for $20, you’re getting scammed
A really good pizza where I live is unfortunately like $15, but I can live off that and some vegetables for three days.
Dominos $5 large pizzas are $11 now
A pepperoni slice is like $5 where I'm at.
A large pizza in the UK would work out around $20 with delivery.
Not sure why anyone is paying, it takeaway pizza is shite here.
>with delivery.
That's the problem
Lazy fucking shitheads who won't pick up their own damn food paying literally 3x as much.
local pizza joints near me around chicago is almost fucking $50 for a large pie it's fucked
Look around you bozo, biden runs this shit
Biden does run shit at all and I wish you dumbasses would wake up and realize that the people who bought Biden and congress are the ones who actually do.
>Biden does run shit
seems to conflict with the rest of your post
Yeah typo.
>doesn't*
New Zealand probably
>gone in 30 minutes
I fucking hate fat people so much.
I’m afraid pizza is just that good. It short circuits the human brain.
Bitch I’m hungry.
Pizzer is more fulfilling
I don't hate pineapple on pizza.
But I'd much rather have any other topping than pineapple.
It’s the contrarian’s pizza topping of choice.
Nah anchovies are.
I honestly like anchovies, but they’re prohibitively salty.
really now? literally everyone i know likes anchovies myself included
They’re real tasty, and I mean everybody on earth likes Caesar dressing
That's olives
Go to a fucking doctor, because there's something wrong with you if you don't like olives.
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc_NrV6ZA2M
most people who hate pineapple on pizza have literally never had it or only had it once and are just pretending to hate it for the epic reddit meme. just like those gays who say birds arent real and are actually govt drones
Christ, case in point.
It’s just not my favorite pizza topping. It kinda works when paired with ham for a Hawaiian pizza but certainly isn’t my first choice.
works even better with bacon. Ham kind of sucks on pizza in general.
I dont like to mix sugar to my foods with meat, cheese and tomato
have you never had pork chops with applesauce
Only retarded burgers would do this
oh yeah i forgot that garden gnome garden gnomes don't eat pork
Your foreskin chopping country is king of the garden gnomes. Literally no one would put whatever condiment you think everyone else in the world eats because you think garden gnomeland is the centre of the universe on pork chops.
lel little euro-zoomer doesn't know that's his own continent's native cuisine.
i wish places didn't add sugar to tomato sauce. they all do it. i want my acidic tomatoes
but i only eat pineapple on pizza with a light barbecue sauce, full well knowing that barbecue sauce will be sweet. i'm just saying not all tomato sauces need to be sweet
Way to prove them right, retard.
>t. black
Ah so it's Ganker's favorite topping then.
It literally is to at least a handful of posters itt lol, they said disliking pineapple on pizza is Reddit
that's chicken
I like pineapple with some stuff, but it doesn't go with everything. Tuna pineapple is one I like a lot personally. Or chicken-ham-pineapple, it was something I ate with my friend while playing MC adventure/challenge maps before 1.0
Fun times
I don't mind it, makes the meat juicy
what I do hate is anything sea related or cucumbers, both are vile if you reheat your pizzer
Who the fuck reheats pizza it tastes better cold
fucking barbarian
microwaved pizza unironically tastes great
i mean ppl really made such a big deal out of that for no reason when you can put literally any topping on pizza
>broccoli
>corn
>salmon
>cucumber slices
all work on a pizza and all taste fucking great
Broccoli is a god-tier toppling beaten only by roasted garlic
Pizza is for putting whatever you want on it. It can be pineapple, chocolate, horseradish, I don't give a fuck. The fact that out of anything it's pineapple that drives people crazy is the gayest, most gayy shit I've ever seen.
>the gayest, most gayy shit I've ever seen
see
its literally just epic reddit memesters
I buy both, actually. FFFRRRIIIDDDAAAYYY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
It’s not bad with ham if that’s an option, or pepperoni. I could do without ever having it, but my wife pretty much always wants to get at least an additional small pineapple and pepperoni if we get pizza. The hate meme is so powerful that it’s like the inverse of the old bacon shit.
ok enjoy your banana pizza
Even anchovies?
Corn and artichoke.
now i want pizza
the enjoyment i get for a pizza isn't the same from a game
without counting the others things like you know..calories and..whatever else you need to be alive?
>I have to eat and no matter what I do it's going to cost at least 5 bucks a meal, with generally better food costing more
>I do not have to play video games and if I do I already have plenty of stuff to play
Also throw in price not really being a good indicator of vidya quality.
I will not pay more than $5 for either
Even little ceasars charges 6+$ for a hot and ready now bro. Those shitty totinos party pizzas don't count
la rata gorda
>Those shitty totinos party pizzas don't count
take it back
take it back now
The enjoyment floor & ceiling is way higher eating a pizza and the fact that it's a limited, well crafted experience, that only lasts as long as it needs to makes it infinitely more valuable than some 5$ piece of indie trash that gets less and less fun with its "infinite replays" even assuming I'd do one in the first place
>$20 for a pizza
???????
OP are you in Russia or something? Nothing would be that affordable in a first world country.
pretty sure a pizza in russia is like 5 dollars, bro
Imagine being at computers so fat
>been eating 4 cheesburgers a day for almost 2 months now
>almost lost 25 pounds
>got lipid panels and my health has improved
stop eating vegetable oils
Post a timestamp pic of receipts or a screenshot of your credit card statement or something because I love cheeseburgers and want to believe this is true.
They aren't fast food, I cook them at home without zog ingredients, it's about 1600~ kcal a day
I've recently started trying to save a lot of money to pay off debts and get student debt out of the way
been eating my own food till full. everything I'm eating isn't extremely "healthy"
I've lost 15lbs in 1 month. sure some of it Is water weight, but what the hell nonetheless
good for you buddy, hope you progress even further1205
kys
i cook the beef lmao you think i make raw beef cheeseburgers? are you fucking retarded LOL
>are you fucking retarded LOL
1. to be fair, you said eat raw beef.
2. this is Ganker
3. picrel. these people exist and ive seen them here.
you knew what i meant you gay
no i didnt. no one calls the packaged fresh ground "raw" and frozen patties "not raw". no one except you apparently.
it was a list of everything i buy
fucking retard
>raw beef + cheese + bread and water/kombucha/coffee
i like how you clipped out the "is basically all i eat" from the end of that, because that wouldnt work in your favor.
you knew what i meant retard
again, ive seen people here shill for eating raw beef. youre just mad someone took your message at face value.
if i said id never eat raw chicken, would you assume i only buy chicken nuggets? its a dumb assumption to make.
cooked chicken is not breaded cooked chicken for starters
ur shit at reading and shit at analogies lmao
>i express my diet in analogies
this is some 4d chess right here. keep those fat cells guessing.
just accept the fact that you're retarded holy shit
to be fair to argue in the guy in your pic
you can eat raw steak. if its butchered correctly it's safe, weird but safe
ground beef isn't safe due to the locations of the meat they get it from.
i assume it also has a lot to do with how long its been butchered for. if you butched a cow that same day, eating it isn't going to get you sick even if its raw
>due to the location you get it from
Wtf? It's the increased surface area of the meat allowing bacteria to grow faster and extra bacteria introduced by the meat grinder. It's not like we source grounds beef exclusively from their intestines or something.
Just cheeseburgers and water right and nothing else? How many of them a day? I might try this since I'm really fat.
if you are fat i wouldn't recommend it if you have high cholesterol or something, get a lipid panel done first
but yes raw beef + cheese + bread and water/kombucha/coffee is basically all i eat
>raw beef
oh god youre one of those people
also to clarify i have had lipid panels done this past week and my stuff improved so i'm not saying they will give you high cholesterol i just don't want to be responsible for you dying
considering most people buy premade frozen patties filled with preservatives or something yeah i made the distinction, idk what type of person you're even referring to
>considering most people buy premade frozen patties
No, they don't. They buy the unfrozen ground beef.
>idk what type of person you're even referring to
the "cooking food is unhealthy and killing you. eat raw meat" people.
>get bad acne and dust allergy all of a sudden
>stop eating vegetable oils
>no more acne and allergy
For every good thing you could do there are a legion of smug redditors foaming at the mouth to tell you that eating shit is actually good for you and that only racists dont eat shit. Also kombucha is wonderful.
>0 acne
it's pretty funny how people will call you a chud for not eating vegetable oils
costco has 18 inch pizza for $9
pizza keeps me alive.
I know I'll like the Pizza.
DAYUM I kinda wants me a 'za now, not gonna lie brehs, with like fucking bacon, and like fucking peppers and like fucking feta cheese
But all stores are closed, it's scuffed bros, I'm at the end of my rope without my 'za not gonna lie
Do you know what I'm saying?
Why would you pay for meds, get a prescription
Americans pay $20 for a shitty cardboard pizza? I pay €9 at max for a pizza
the absolute state of the euro, not 3 years ago I would have said "that's because of exchange rates" but now your currency is just as garbage as ours
I remember paying around 4.5 EUR in 2006.
Yeah everybody hates both american and european politicians, but there’s nothing i can really do about it
I live for eating delicious food. Fuck games.
>$20 for a single meal that isn't even healthy
Learn2cook
>Calling people unhealthy
>But still considers an entire pizza one meal
I mean I guess the OP's picture started it first by claiming the pizza would be gone in 30 minutes but still.
I am happy to pay for good games. The problem is that good games are rare and difficult to find. Your image is a silly strawman. Games often cost more than $50 while you can make a delicious pizza with ingredients that cost $3.
hungry
I love pizzer, it's one of the only indulgences I allow myself to purchase despite how tough things are right now
but pizzer at the end of the week when I can finally relax a bit is one of my few comforts
thank you pizzer
tortilla, tomato sauce, cheese on a pan for 5 minutes. Pepperonis if you are rich. thin crust pizza. you welcome
The problem with this is that it's a useless generalisation of both of these things. I have gotten videogames for free which have been infinitely replayable, I have gotten videogames for AAA price which I played once and never desired to play again. I have gotten pizza for free which has utterly satisfied me more than said AAA videogame and I have paid for overpriced and undersized pizza and been disappointed.
If at any point I am made to choose between buying a videogame I want for $5 and a pizza I want for $20 then I will buy the videogame because I want both equally but the game is the better deal. In most cases the cost equivalent of my favourite pizza in random steam indie games will not satiate or satisfy me as much as my favourite pizza.
why are you eating an entire pizza in 30 minutes
>they can't eat an entire pizza in 30 minutes or less
I need pizzer. I don't need vidya.
A better comparison is
>game $5 3 hours long can reply inf 😐
>another pair of novelty socks you'll wear once $5 😀
A large pizza is four fucking meals for me, that guy had better be ordering with friends or else he's a fucking lardass.
No one over the age of $18 has ever complained about a game being $5.
pizza is a group food that you eat with friends and family while enjoying fruitful, long lasting memories shared with other human beings face to face, the very essence of humanity's need for nourishment, socialization, and bonding.
Video games are a solipsistic addiction-craving escapist solo activity meant to rob you of actual accomplishment with digital hypnosis of fictional achievements that mean nothing.
>eat with friends and family
speak for yourself. a large pizzer can last me like 2 days and I'm not sharing my pizzer with nobody
Pizza is like sex, when its good, its good, when its bad, its still pretty good
99% of vidya are dogshit, specially AAAslop
This, I’ve never had a bad pizza but I have plenty of terrible games Ive pirated
pizza?
I just want you to know anon that I laughed heartily at this edit, love this pic and have saved it.
Good job!
If I order a pizza with pepperoni or whatever. I get a pizza with pepperoni. The pizza place I order from will not decide pepperoni are too problematic for todays standards, still make me pay extra for them and instead put pineapples on it.
I generally operate on the Monkey Island rule of 'Never pay more than $20 for a computer game.' Its served me pretty well.
1 hour
1 dollar
simple as that
so a large pizza should cost 50 cents if you can eat the whole thing in 30 minutes?
Why do you believe food and video games are comparable? The only things they share in common is that they're used for something and cost money.
take it up with the retarded OP image that you were responding to as though you had a point.
My point is that I'm not going to pay $5 for a 3 hour game. What's it to you?
Deadass you don't eat all 8 slices at once, el gordo
Does anyone else hate paying for things?
I wish I received everything for free
no, we all love spending our hard earned money on addictive vices that don't help with the pain but only mask it.
Really? I minimize spending as much as possible, that's the only reason I don't do drugs or liquor either. Vidya is free thank god.
It's fucking large, bro.
>It's fucking large, bro.
yeah we can tell
But I'm not gnomish.
I just don't like giving up what I have for something I don't have but want. It's just logical to minimize your losses to your fullest, and ideally there should be no losses.
Post your nose.
I really fucking hate getting paid and then seeing over 80% of it vanish in necessities and stupid fucking bills. The world is a scam.
That sounds kinda soul-crushing, not gonna lie.
Oh, it is. Thankfully I have a very powerful soul that is very hard to crush completely.
Move somewhere the taxes are high but quality of life is low and you'll have your soul crushed completely when you see your hard earned money not only go to things you choose for it to go to out of necessity but also get taken out of your check before it hits the bank so it can go to people who shouldn't even be there to begin with.
I uh don’t think I’ll do that anon
You're starting to realize that 99% of the prices you pay for things are wildly out of proportion with their actual worth.
So what's stopping you?
m*rals?
I'm not. I wish games were 5 dollars and I dislike pizza.
For me,
do americans really put plastic toadstools in the middle of their pizzas?
Yeah, we eat them too, and then we shit them back into a dedicated recycling receptacle behind the pizzeria so they can reuse them
Its for the rat or a roach to have a seat while it consumes the cuisine.
>His country can't afford a Round Washington
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO POORS REALLY????????
That's for delivery so stacked pizzas don't get squished.
I call bull. The boxes never get squished anyway.
why would you need someone to deliver multiple pizzas at once when you can just walk there yourself in 10 minutes
I can walk to three different pizzerias that are less than 10 minutes away. Other people would have to drive for 30 minutes to find the nearest one.
it's a lock to keep you from just taking the pizza without paying first
Wait until you hear about how they buy pickles.
What the fuck? Do you have to slice them up yourself if you want pickles on your chuck slabby?
Yeah you have to slice them up yourself if you want pickles on your chuck slabby
some people just grab that shit and eat it. they sell them in liquor stores sometimes
Yep.
Now imagine you want to keep some pickles on hand for a light snack. You have to buy handfuls of these things and throw out tons of plastic from the individual packaging because you can’t just buy a jar of them there. It’s hilarious.
That sounds incredibly wasteful. We usually just buy them in a tea tray.
Unlike bagged milk this actually serves a good purpose. You can easily jab a straw in to suck up all that sweet pickle nectar on the go or easily pour to save it for later without spilling while pouring out of the jar
You can just do that with bagged milk too.
that looks fucking delicious
put some artichoke hearts on there too
i have to eat to live, so i might as well eat good.
the game probably sucks ass, and i dont need to play it to live.
my pizzas cost like $3
however they vanish in like 6-7 minutes
learn to make pizza you philistines
nice lookin 'za, bro
There are 40+ years of games I can get for free or extremely cheap.
Nobody is giving away $0 pizzas and I don't want a pizza that's more than a day old.
When I buy a game, it's because it appeared to be the better option to other games around it. The products themselves are competing not just with recent releases, but the past 40+ years of games.
When I buy a pizza, it isn't competing with the other pizzas immediately around it (although pizza joints are competing with each other).
I can't eat a game, especially not when everything is a digital download.
I can eat a pizza.
my family gets one pizza from costo and it'll last us like four days. there are four of us
Do you all share a slice each day?
pizza just for a little taste. we just make our own food
my senpai gets 1 pizza and it lasts us through the whole week (we're 6). then we regurgitate it and eat it again. it's an entirely different flavor so it's like eating a new pizza
senpai (fa m) is replaced with senpai. this board is getting gayer by the hour
Hello twitter newfag, that's been in place for nearly a decade
guess i never used senpai on Ganker then. i've been on Ganker since 2009
It's a site-wide filter. The only board with a notable filter exception right now is /int/ because soi is an actual proper word in Spanish.
either i'm being trolled or i've been memoryholed
I think you're just legitimately retarded. Did you really think people were just peppering their posts with baka tbh senpai in the mid-2010s?
Not him but tbh tbh tbh spam just had me accepting that there were a lot of annoying weebs here.
yes i use tbh senpai frequently i guess i picked it up here never occured to me it actually meant "tbh senpai" it just has a nice ring to it lmao
wait something corrects to baka? is it idiot?
baka my head at you rn senpai
There was a period where a shitload of twitter tourists flooded into Ganker and kept ending their posts with "s-mh t-bh f-am" and it annoyed Hiroshimoot so much that he changed it to baka tbh senpai.
s m h = bake
t b h = tbh
f a m = senpai
They really should change up the filters, it's been long past time that chud and sirs should get filtered
Aw come on. Good morning sirs is funny
They need to remove old filters. There's no way soi is going to take off again like it did the first time.
fuck that, bring back roody poo and candy ass
>sirs should get filtered
Eh, I think sirs/good morning/etc. is useful for calling out blatant shills that speak in broken English.
wondering if cumbrain is still filtered
I actually type tbh myself most of the time, tbh. T b h is for tumblr girls.
I only ever type out tbh when I just typed tbh, tbh tbh
>he doesn't know
Bruh if you've actually been here since 2009 you're the blindest motherfucker I've ever known that could still use the internet
i think Ganker also has an exception because onions is an ingredient in cooking
So is soi for that matter.
You’ve been here that long and seriously never noticed this in other people’s posts?
You're a liar, because first off that's true on every board and second off it's so common that you'd have noticed it by now. 2009 my ass.
This reminds me of the time I saw someone on Something Awful say “gently caress” instead of “fuck” on purpose
BECAUSE THE PIZZA STOPS FUCKING HAUNTING ME WHEN IM FINISHED.
Fuck off illiterate mass reply gay
I said nothing of the sort
go see a doctor you anorexic fuck, or move more. if you were actually using up energy you'd be able to eat 1 and a half.
>i am le... illiterate
oh please i wish i was that fat.
>food analogy
Except that I am a thiedie. And a $70 aaa game is equivalent to buy food a whole month for one person
Reminder of the ideal pizza
>tomato base
>ham
>cheese
>mushrooms
>onion
>capsicum
>pineapple
>chicken
>egg
>anchovies
>prawns
>salami
It's just that simple.
what the FUCK?
OLIVES ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING.
I don't know about olives in 3rd world but in India they are garbage. The American Pizza I had also had shitty olives. pineapples are a great contrast to the oily, savory cheese
>I don't know about olives in 3rd world
a lot of Mediterranean countries ha...
>but in India they are garbage
lmao
but actually finish the sentence. I haven't left USA so I wouldn't know about elsewyr
>elsewyr
I have my doubts that you have ever been to the USA
have you looked at nvidia? have you looked at Samsung? silicon valley? it's all Indians. got lucky with nepotism and bagged an ok job but I'd rather be in rural Anime land or something
>got lucky with nepotism and bagged an ok job
>nepotism
lmao ok yeah, ~~*that's*~~ the reason they got those jobs
I think that’s where the cat people are from.
>I don't know about olives in 3rd world but in India they are garbage
India's 3rd World even going by the original Cold War definition kek.
shut up MOTHER FUCKER
pizza good
Goddamn those are some cylindrical fatass arms
good pizza
nice jiggle physics
it's like her arms are boobs
why does she put her tongue out when she's about to take a bite? It seems counterintuitive because she's covering her bottom teeth so she can't bite without risking biting her tongue unless she pulls it back, which means there was no point putting it out in the first place
Larger landing surface for the floppy slice, and it can then help lever it into the mouth for the bite
The tongue is the most powerful and agile muscle you have
it's instinctual for women, they don't do it on purpose
small girly mouth
Cock sucking instincts. She has dick in her mouth far more often than food.
her and i have a lot in common
game devs are literally starving to death rn, are you proud?
People know that games have an arbitrary value. The value considered "fair" is also arbitrary, therefore. Generally, people think $20 is a high price for indie games that are only a few hours long, or remasters of old games, etc. No one is going to complain about a game that costs $5, however, unless it's a total cash grab like an NES ROM that you can download for free...
The price of pizza, on the other hand, is not decided arbitrarily. It has a cost that you can calculate. If you're clever enough, you can even estimate the guy's profit from each pizza and decide whether the price is fair or not.
bro a pizza tastes good
good hawaiian pizza > good pizza > mid pizza > mid hawaiian pizza
refute this (you can't)
Pizza taste good
Need food to live
>$20 pizza
Huh? Also good stuff if this happen to be OC.
this is what my local non-chain pizza place charges for a pepperoni pizza
its the best pizza ive ever had, and ive had a lot
It's still a rip-off. Dough is cheap. Sauce is cheap.
they make their dough and sauce in house. dominos/pizza hut/etc is cheap because everything comes in frozen. you just throw the ingredients on the frozen plate of dough and toss it in an oven.
Yeah, even making it in house $27 is a rip-off.
Pizza is a rip-off.
i should probably also mention that 18 inch pies are the default size
>Pizza is a rip-off.
now thats a different argument altogether.
I don't get why people spend so much on pizza. you can get a shitty frozen pizza for like $4 and it gets the job done. the only thing you get by spending more on pizza is thicker crust or stuffed crust, but the amount of toppings on it are basically the same
A good pizzeria pizza is leagues beyond a frozen pizza. Like the difference between a frozen dinner and home cooked food.
>why would anyone buy a $10 burger at a restaurant? just go to mcdonalds.
this is you. this is what you sound like.
Oh, man… you’ve never had good pizza before. Why is stuffed crust even a part of the conversation, it sucks
my dad used to make home made stuffed crust pizza that shits over whatever you waste sheckels on
I didn’t mean to insult your dad but stuffed crust is just too much cheese for this gamer. It’s fatso food
>my dad used to make home made stuffed crust pizza
are you sure it was home made? stuffed crust is notoriously hard to make yourself. its mass produced because you need absolute uniformity throughout to not have cheese explosions, giant cheese-less air pockets, or worse, collapsed crust with no cheese. he probably just bought one of those premade crusts you put stuff on.
I've seen him make the dough. he puts cheese sticks on the end and rolls the crust over it. it's not super thick, but it's good. he also makes chicken noodle soup with his own home made noodles.
then your dad is above average pizza chef. youre lucky.
its harder than you think. ive got family in pizzas places and theyve discussed adding stuff crust, but in the "testing" phase only 2 out of 10 pizzas they made came out right. it was too much trouble to learn and teach, and probably not worth the cost to add to the menu anyway.
All you have to do is roll the dough over the mozz sticks anon.
>Why is stuffed crust even a part of the conversation, it sucks
stuffed crust is good in a trashy way.
I guess this makes me a pizza snob which I must say brings me no joy whatsoever
frozen pizza is garbage
if you just want "the job done" then eat something that isnt pizza
>frozen pizza is garbage
Now we've swung too far the other way.
Sometimes a Red Baron hits just right in a way a more expensive pizza doesn't. Although tbqh I usually put more pepperoni on all my frozen pizzas.
I have a bread/dough machine and I can make an entire pizza for myself with everything thicc as fuck for $5
Pizza dough is literally just flour water and yeast fag, the fact that they make it in house means it should be even cheaper since they aren't paying another company for labor and transport. Restaurant pizza is all sold on like a 300% mark up it's insane.
Making it in-house is even cheaper than getting it premade you moron.
Pizza is one of the highest cost:profit yield items any restaurant could ever have because of just how cheap it is to make dough, how much yield you get from a single sack of flour, how inexpensive nearly all the toppings are, and from how much you can charge for each pizza you make. It doesn't even cost the store I work in $1.50 to make a large pizza.
t. wagie that works at a pizza shop.
>wagie that works at a pizza shop
>works
why do you work lmao
Because I don't want to be homeless and live in a state that doesn't pay me to be a NEET?
then just do what I did. Go into the military for at least 3 years, then go actually crazy and get discharged with disability pay for the rest of your life.
Too fat to join the military. Spent months trying to lose weight, but slipped up and gained it all right back.
how old are you? I joined when I was 28 and I was the 3rd oldest person in my basic training group. I lost 60 lbs to get in
remember when pizzas were 5 dollars? that was only ten years ago
I learned how to make my own pizza from scratch so i pay under $5 for it.
It almost feels like i'm pirating pizza.
>30 minutes
what the hell, I still have leftovers from left year
I wouldn't eat that if i were you
>food analogy
>video game
>can exist without
>food
>can't exist without
nice
>one pizza costs $20
Who isn't?
Im 180 lbs and 6" tall and I can eat an entire pizza in 30 minutes.
I would pirate food if I could, bro.
I'd download a car too
New patch just dropped.
imagine the smell
i bet it smells like the gym shorts I'm wearing right now.
>make pizza at home
>same fresh top tier ingredients that restaurants use
>tastes nowhere near as good
Why is this?
seasoning
oven
restaurants use WAY more sugar, butter, and oil. Also the cook is probably way better than you.
You can't beat/replicate a brick/stone oven. Whole different dimension
>mfw my pizza DOES taste better than all that whack shit you can pick up
Use raw tomatoes and make your own sauce. Experiment with seasonings. Do different things with your dough. Test tons of different cheeses you never usually try. Use basil.
I have very many games in my backlog. My stomach is empty.
I don't eat a whole fucking pizza in one sitting. I'll have a couple slices of three and then pack it up and eat for the rest of the week. Plus yummy food takes precedent over your shitty overpriced indie game which by the way isn't 5$ it's more like 25 or 30 but still only has 3 hours of genuine gameplay which also is probably shit
I don't eat pizza or play games that are "3 hours long" and cost $5.
Who the fuck pays $20 for a pizza?
Unless it's some artisinal shit straight from Sicily I am paying $10 max.
t. hasn't gotten takeout pizza in over 15 years
Dominos is consistently 8 bucks for a large.
Holy fucking pleb.
it was satire, retards. no pizza will ever be artesional. all pizza is inherently mid to low quality but that's not a bad thing. trying to pretend it's anything more than that is retarded, and only something a hipster would do.
Please for the love of the god the word is artisanal oh my god
found the guy who eats shit pizza with no toppings on it
art is anal
Oh my! :O
>he's never had a pipin' hot, NY style, brick oven pie
Yeah sure it was bait, you fucking moron.
of course I have, but it doesn't fit that description in any definition of the word
Also before I type another bonus “the” out of rage the other word is Margherita
Large 1 topping, maybe.
Supreme is 18 bucks at Dominos.
if its artesional, then it probably has less shit on it then a cheaper pizza, like a margarita pizza or something which is basically just olive oil and sliced tomatoes. shit aint got no cheese or sauce
>artesional
>margarita
talmbout this gotdamn artesional shit that ain’t got no sauce bruh
Bro, just make your own homemade pizza (dough and all).
>How much does it cost though?
Don't ask questions.
this is literally the exact same deflection as "dude just make your own video game". you can't reasonably be expecting a normal person to do that.
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It's not THAT hard to make a pizza dough.
I do cheat by having access to a mixer with a dough hook, but even without that you just need to get some more elbow grease in and get the same result.
Dough is literally just 6 ingredients:
>Flour
>Sugar
>Salt
>Yeast Packet
>Warm Water
>Olive Oil
Throw the dry ingredients in first, mix them up, throw the wet ones in, mix it up, get a doughball together and slap it in a lightly covered bowl to rise. Easy.
I even like to throw in some garlic powder (equal amount to the salt) to give the dough more flavor.
looks decently tasty
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did you just make that for this thread?
No, I make pizza fairly often. Like once a month or so.
That's an old pic too. Lately when I make it, I make a white sauce now instead of using jarred red sauce. Surprisingly easy to do as well.
>equal parts butter and flour in a saucepan
>get the rue bubbling a bit to cook out the flour taste
>pour in heavy cream and stir
>toss in a bunch of good shit (salt, garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, etc)
>add some Parmesan cheese sometimes to coagulate better
>Stir till just starting to thicken and then kill the heat and stir a bit more
Few times I overcooked it, but it just becomes a bit lumpy if you do that. Otherwise the flavor is still great.
Nice. I would love to make my own but I wont have my own kitchen for another 6 months at most. I want to make a good pizza of my own
pretty sure maslow's hierarchy of needs was debunked, can any intelligent psych bros confirm? I'm still on the wait list for my psych class
it's still important to learn about in psychology like Freud. But yeah it's not really taken serious, but it is a jumping off point.
thanks reasonable intelligent Ganker bros, I thought so. Can't wait for my psych class in uni
psych was the class that genuinely opened my eyes to viewing the world differently in highschool, and yeah, I know psych is wiggly, I don't expect anything concrete, just some perspective and stronger foundations
It's hard to debunk psychology considering the topic is one of the wiggliest things we know (the human mind.)
The hierarchy of needs has been shown to be a massive oversimplificiation at the very least.
why-a are-a you-a like-a dis?
you literally need pizzer to survive
who the fuck pays $20 for pizzer?
is that papa johns
>1-toppping
sorry about your autism
No, it's my gnomishness
I love threads like this. It's all about pizza and mazlow's pyramid. More interesting than any vidya
If it's $5 for an indie game, I buy it. If it's $5 for a AAA game, I pirate it. More specifically, I pirate everything that's AAA or published by a well-to-do publisher.
You can eat the pizza again after a day or 2 for an infinite number of times if you pretend it's actually chocolate
oh jolly good I thought I was the only one who measured product value with pizzas
ur a faget
Pizza good. Modern games bad.