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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >release bad game
    >don't fix game
    >here's some DLC bro

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And israeliteradox paypiggies will still support them.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because paradox game developing strategies make me unhappy
    >make shit game
    >remove half of the content
    >release butchered shit game at full price
    >dripfeed the rest of the content as a series of dlc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget
      >balance game around new mechanics
      >because they don’t have traditional expansion, you’re forced to consoom unless you want a shittier experience
      Paradox games are exactly the kind of games I coom 300+ hours over, but the fact that they’ve implemented a stealth subscription service to an offline single player game makes me unwilling to buy anything else from them
      The irony is I *would* buy their expansions normally, I even bought that dumb fricking WEF Civ 6 expansion, but the fact that Paradox pisses all over the idea that I should be able to play the game I purchased means I’ll never touch them again

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would be happy if they would release actually functioning game.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Repeat after me: game is not entitled to success just for existing.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beach Properties* DLC
    >*beaches not included

    what were they thinking

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >players
    only straight white males, aka the haters, I imagine.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beach Properties is a weird DLC to lead with. It's an asset pack, so it doesn't introduce any new features, instead throwing a waterfront zone, a bunch of new growable buildings, six signature buildings and, erm, four trees into the mix. Despite the name, it doesn't actually include beaches, and the assets have been criticised for mostly being a bunch of regular houses.
    Wait, you cannot make a beach in the base game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can grow houses near the water, but it doesn't mean they will become "beach areas".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie you build houses you dont grow them

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based israelitedox swindling their paypiggies too moronic to pirate their slop

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And the game's score gets another hit.
    They could have tried to improve the main game, slowly turning those negative reviews positive, but instead they released a shitty DLC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reviews doesn't matter, Paradox know that better than anyone.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >players were unhappy before the update
    >update releass
    >players are unhappy after the update
    >why players don't like the update ;(

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >genre of games exclusively for college socialists to build their /n/ utopias
    >release the gaudy mar a lago dlc
    >wtf why do people hate this

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4% positive reviews?
    That has to be some kind of record.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skylinesIIbros...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >growing levels of toxicity
      maybe they should release a "water treatment and landfill" DLC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, so how is their "engagement with the community" helping the community right now?
      I know that video games are now this ongoing thing with patches and DLC and that it's great if the devs listen to feedback and are open about their decisions. But at its core it is a product you're paying for and that you expect to work and this game just doesn't work well. I would rather they fixed up the game first, and then started to engage with their community.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They used to have a big titty streamer. I don't care much for it but it's nice to see at least.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically management speak for "we’re laying off our frontline customer service for more profit for the suits", and lefty games journalists are so punch drunk over GG 1.0 to this day that they start applauding like the idiot seals they are
      You can get away with any blatantly greedy action that would be called "my heckin hypercapitalism" in any other context and libtards will rush to defend it as long as corporate shitheads mention gamer rage enough

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop buying games at release.
    stop preordering games.
    stop buying dlc.
    The only way for things to change is hitting them in their pocket.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all know that. The problem is with paypigs who don't give a frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That has long been the case.
      Preordering has lost all meaning when you're not talking about physical media. Maybe you get a little extra something in the game, but it's never important and can almost always be bought later on if you really want it.
      I was hoping that Dragon's Dogma 2 was good since I liked the first one, but I wanted to wait - which turned out to be the right choice. There's so much bullshit going on up until the release of a game that it's impossible to know how it will turn out. Always wait and see.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game fixed yet?
    No?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This gives me the snow dlc vibes for the first game where, instead of a proper seasons system like people expected, they released four separate maps with neverending winter and a bunch of features that were useless outside of those. What a fricking scam of a game.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the performance the main problem with Cities Skylines 2, or is it because it's still boring as frick like CS1? So easy to make money it might as well just be a sandbox.

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