Why are you picking the human male in a fantasy game where you can be literally anything?

Why are you picking the human male in a fantasy game where you can be literally anything?

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  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    other races look stupid

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Now there is 2 of them, that guy is so lucky

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Now there is 2 of them
      No, she's giving herself a medal.

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because humans are the superior race, and males are the superior gender

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarves are better

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the setting. But humans are all rounders so mostly correct.

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    because if I'm playing as a thief then I'm picking either the weakest race (joblins) or the most mundane race (humans)

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    no, you get no edit

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm happy enough as a human, I don't want to be green

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    because white male is the only thing normal, everything else is a downgrade

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    because i like self inserting as a run of the mill dude who is able to subdue females from other races with violence

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because a harem with a human man filled with females of the other races is cool.

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    too many rpgs whether western or jarpig are set in fantasy settings
    where are my esoteric near heat death scifi settings dammit

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to be anything when humans are already perfect? And I pick male because I don't want to frick men and if you don't do the romance part you lose out on content. It's that simple.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >because I don't want to frick men
      So frick women instead, homosexual.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        But that's why I choose to be a man?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >I have to choose the gay option
          Suit yourself, gay.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >It's gay to be a man and frick women
            ??????????????????

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >be a man
              >choose man
              >>not gay
              The very definition of homosex.

              Verification not required.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                gays are just men who wish they were women.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                NTA

                I'm a gay.
                I hate women.
                I do not want to be a woman.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt that. The biggest misogynists I've seen are always homosexuals in disguise.

                gays hate themselves for wanting to be women. Shame is the homosexuals natural state. Thats why they chant "Pride" it is an attempt at self brainwashing.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Uhhhh ok whatever you say troony kek

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >gaymad

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Thats cope from a gay who doesnt want people to know they are the same as the supergays (trannies) who are giving gays a worse name than they already had.

                troony gaslighting cope projecting his AGP onto gays like me.

                I
                Will Never
                Ever
                Want to be a woman
                Or touch a woman (except in contexts of phyiscal violence)

                Dilate

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                If you arent straight that means youre gay. Trannies are gay. Full stop. If you dont want to be associated with trannies then just stop being gay.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >
                >If you arent straight that means youre gay. Trannies are gay. Full stop. If you dont want to be associated with trannies then just stop being gay.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >gay mad about being confused with supergays posts this
                >doesnt realize that to normal people, its all the same shit
                Have sex with a woman.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                based, homosexuals that think they're better than trannies should be hanged first

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                gays hate themselves for wanting to be women. Shame is the homosexuals natural state. Thats why they chant "Pride" it is an attempt at self brainwashing.

                see [...]

                gays hate women more than any men.
                Beware when you consume "woman-hating media", you certainly are hearing from a homosexual.

                [...]
                gays and troons are two different beasts. Troons for the most part are failed straight men, gays hate women because they steal their men. That is why "straight" is a genuine tag in gay porn sites.

                Thats cope from a gay who doesnt want people to know they are the same as the supergays (trannies) who are giving gays a worse name than they already had.

                weirdest dog whistle i’ve read all week. brain rot must suck for you guys

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt that. The biggest misogynists I've seen are always homosexuals in disguise.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                cause they understand women

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                cause they can live without women

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                see

                NTA

                I'm a gay.
                I hate women.
                I do not want to be a woman.

                gays hate women more than any men.
                Beware when you consume "woman-hating media", you certainly are hearing from a homosexual.

                [...]
                gays hate themselves for wanting to be women. Shame is the homosexuals natural state. Thats why they chant "Pride" it is an attempt at self brainwashing.

                gays and troons are two different beasts. Troons for the most part are failed straight men, gays hate women because they steal their men. That is why "straight" is a genuine tag in gay porn sites.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Thats cope from a gay who doesnt want people to know they are the same as the supergays (trannies) who are giving gays a worse name than they already had.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                This is such a stupid, moronic bait that can very easily be flipped on its head.
                >be a man
                >choose woman character
                >>not trans
                See how that works? Dumbass homosexual.

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This is what I imagine previous owners do to any kind of used product

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    now I see why goblin girls always go for the human guys

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    because I like being me

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Profoundly based

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah brother

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      that's a pretty rad bench

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    because I am short (5'5) and extremely ugly and being a normal looking male who can go get groceries without getting dirty horrified looks and muffled "god damns' and laughter is the most fantasy thing I can think of.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >that pic
      nah I'd rather continue to be angry at the world, being angry feels better than giving up

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You can only be angry for so long after a point it just doesn't matter anymore.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >You can only be angry for so long
          Skill. Issue.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          how? i genuinely cant stop hating everyone thats doing better than me in at least one thing

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Objectively and factually false
          Anger drives humanity

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Weak willed little b***h, Im 38 and feel nothing but absolute disdain for any and everything human. Black folk for their perpetual victim complex, hispanics for their "we aren't Black folk but behave just like them" mentality, pasty monkeys for every mental trend they spin into the mainstream, sand Black folk and sars for their hubris. And my age only intensifies my rage, every little crotch spawn that goes on to duplicate itself further disgusts me. Current generations were raised by dipshits and their barely functional asses are going to have wild animals for children that are just as moronic. My only joy is that I will by sheer spite outlive every one of them, watch them succumb to illness, and laugh as humanity burns around me. Frick you for being a whiny little c**t who can't even muster a trace of contempt and adopting a passive perspective.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >least psychotically moronic incel

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Gerbert? Is that you?
      You're not THAT ugly

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like how double standards make the John always in the wrong in any situation no matter what

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    This comic is really boring. If it was this + clever stuff it would be good..

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the dwarf naked?

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Make cute frog girl fall in love with you and she keeps making you potions.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        big brain moment

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >any woman you like will fall in love with you

      The choice is easy

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >take the death potion
      >have intrusive thoughts about killing all your loved ones

      >take the immortality potion
      >nukes fall tomorrow and you spend the next year alone in a nuclear wasteland with your body rotting from the radiation and when the year is up you drop dead
      realistically, what could go wrong with the love potion?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >any woman you like
        incredibly vague. Probably end up with your own grandmother trying to seduce you.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I will take the death potion and finish what Hitler started.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Id love to

      Make cute frog girl fall in love with you and she keeps making you potions.

      but I'm not going to cheat on my wife, so I'm torn.
      Pot 1 means you cant be found
      but Pot 3 means great catharsis.

      What I mean by that is pot 3 allows you to freedive from airplanes no fear, of course.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Death potion. I'm going to spend that entire year doing research.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        "what if i think about killing mys....ACK"

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      morons in this thread picking potions like the whole list isnt a horribly vague cursed monkey paw;
      A) thought implies you may involuntarily kill everyone. Curse

      B) any woman permanently falling in love with you the moment you "like" them implies you'll be haunted by shitload of magically addled women, forever. Midas touch.

      C) Immortality without context is extremely dangerous. If you still experience pain/physical damage but simply cannot die then all the potion does is give you the capacity to be tortured for a year. Even getting a year extension on a terminal disease would be hell if you experience a constant state of dying. Curse

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Death Potion
        Cathartic. I could kill people I hate, but at the end of the day, I don't want to do that despite how much I dislike them. In the right hands, you could probably do great deeds with this. Remove corruption globally in only a few weeks. I don't think I have the will or power to do that and I also don't think it's right despite sometimes wanting it. And I wouldn't feel comfortable others having it.

        >True Love
        I don't like the implication of it not having a limit. Multiple true loves? And it also implies a certain level of manipulation. How is that true love? No, this thing is evil masquerading itself as something else. Even worse, this has the potential to create chaos maybe not as equally as the Death Potion, but it's outright evil regardless.

        >Immortality Potion
        Makes no mention of the fact that you will or will not feel pain. Also makes no mention of wounds received during this. Not being able to die and being indestructible are two very different things. What happens if someone jumps out of an airplane? Would they crash and nothing happens? They're completely fine? Or do they break every bone in their body and end up in excruciating pain for a whole year, writhing and unable to die only finally dying after the time limit is up.

        I will not pick any, Frog Woman, if you even are a frog woman. My bet is your an ugly Toad Witch Masquerading as an appealing cute girl to trick people into something they don't want. Either to simply frick with them like so many fae or other monstrous creatures do, or to sell them something else at the cost of something important.

        >out of the whole thread only two anons survive the witch / demon / shapeshifter
        Jesus Christ, you guys suck. All it takes is something vaguely cute and you lose all fricking reason.
        As for the two based rational anons, you guys will survive your inevitable isekai.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Having a loving ugly hag that can make you potions and can transform into a cute toad girl is somehow bad
          Are you gay or something?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        You can fall in love with someone and not turn into a psychopath stalker murderer if your love is unrequited

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Death Potion. Eliminate all the dictators, warlords, wannabees, and hypocrites the world over. Start fresh. And with a year to work, should be pretty simple to mop up the people moving in to fill the voids as well.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Eliminate all the dictators
        name 10

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Why 10 specifically? But Putin, Kim, and Winnie the Pooh would be a good start.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Why 10 specifically
            kid asked some streamer b***h to name ten books and she couldn't do it
            I'm asking you to name 10 of these dictators and warlords you want dead that's magically going to change the world

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >people stop worrying about corruption and get naive
        >40 years later you have even worse dictators and no one who knows whats happening

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Potion
      Cathartic. I could kill people I hate, but at the end of the day, I don't want to do that despite how much I dislike them. In the right hands, you could probably do great deeds with this. Remove corruption globally in only a few weeks. I don't think I have the will or power to do that and I also don't think it's right despite sometimes wanting it. And I wouldn't feel comfortable others having it.

      >True Love
      I don't like the implication of it not having a limit. Multiple true loves? And it also implies a certain level of manipulation. How is that true love? No, this thing is evil masquerading itself as something else. Even worse, this has the potential to create chaos maybe not as equally as the Death Potion, but it's outright evil regardless.

      >Immortality Potion
      Makes no mention of the fact that you will or will not feel pain. Also makes no mention of wounds received during this. Not being able to die and being indestructible are two very different things. What happens if someone jumps out of an airplane? Would they crash and nothing happens? They're completely fine? Or do they break every bone in their body and end up in excruciating pain for a whole year, writhing and unable to die only finally dying after the time limit is up.

      I will not pick any, Frog Woman, if you even are a frog woman. My bet is your an ugly Toad Witch Masquerading as an appealing cute girl to trick people into something they don't want. Either to simply frick with them like so many fae or other monstrous creatures do, or to sell them something else at the cost of something important.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I like how this 3 have all negative things
      >Kill potion
      >you end accidentall killing people because "frick i hate when people do X , i wish that dude dies" kinda ideas
      >Love potion
      >get horny once and force someone to fall in love for eternity, dooming that person to suffer the more you reject them
      >Inmmortality potion
      >u could fall in a volcano and be suffering for an entire year

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >take death potion
      >accidentally have a nice day by the end of the day

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >death
      I rooted for L on death note, But mostly because Light God Complex annoyed me
      >Love
      Basically a super roofie, inherently evil
      >Immortality
      Now that's interesting, I'll fight the i justice of my country, a year is enough to save it

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Love and love frog

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a minute this potions doesn't have a trigger discipline, and on/off mode.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >take the love potion
      >make all billionaires' wives and female nation leaders fall in love with you
      >create the most powerful cult in the history of the world and dictate humanity's destiny

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Get assassinated by every government after they find out how much influence you have

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      if I take death potion can I think "the entire world"?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Potion of love, I will simply make a filthy rich b***h fall in love with me and get infinite money and power.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      A. death elixir has a hair trigger so if you get pissed off at anything shit is gonna die, even if it's a subconscious thought, this includes you so you ain't surviving that one year.
      B. this could be good if it wasn't for the fact that love doesn't stop women from doing atrocious shit even if they love you, I.E. all those women who get divorced for moronic reasons or stupid shit of that nature. Also everyone wants the harem end until said harem becomes yanderes, then you got a murderfest and nobody ever wins those.
      C. Immortality could be good, but it will drive you to do something exceptionally moronic and probably lose track of the time limit in the process, like you could become an extreme sky diver or parkour addict which once that year is over the addiction remains and you don't got anymore redos. it will start with bar tricks and end up doing extremely dumb shit because dopamine is a hilariously strong drug.
      the one least likely to frick you over is the love one specifically because it's the least likely to kill you assuming you don't totally frick up and land a pack of yanderes, but christ all three potions sound like a terrible idea, just give me a potion of infinite money for a year.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      [_] Take Death Potion
      [_] Take Elixir of True Love
      [_] Take Immortality Potion
      [X] Rape Greffina

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I barely leave the house so love potion would be cool if I could get over the brainwashing.

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't... like le woman... GRRRR, YOURE JUST CLOSETED AND A troony!!!! GRRRR

    Crystal Cafe raid thread
    Go back you disgusting foids

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    why is he milking this elf character

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it is the funniest thing he's done.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      probably generating the most attention for his account or something.
      pretty sure he's the same guy who drew the skeletor and dragon gf comic

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that and the killbot gf one that gets posted around in threads.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    because i typically like to play as myself. i create a character that looks exactly like me. some ask 'why play as yourself or as a human. thats boring" i ask "why the frick would you not want to play yourself traveling through alien worlds"

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I read his works? I don’t have an Instagram.

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because humans make the best knights.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This
      homosexual elves, tryhard dwarves, and moronic orcs will never measure up to the glory that is: White Male Fighter.

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread

    ?si=BZEhxUBPyX1LMpFG

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You got something against crispy toast, anon?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I was looking for this thread, because I know the creator posted a new comic so I had to check Ganker for it. Hence "I was looking for this"

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    This thread proves human-male-gays are schizos and incels.

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    only furgays and terminally online degenerates complain about the lack of anthro/lizard/fur races.

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf Zelda means by that?

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    post the heil edit

  30. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pelinal

  31. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    why the FRICK hasn't anyone drawn her fat yet

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Elves are vegetarian. So fat elves are not canon.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >fat elves are not canon.
        ENTER

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Elves are just can't eat meat. Do your research.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            But this one got fat off of eating french fries.
            that's literally her schtick.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              sex. Sex! SEX! SEX!!!!

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            There's fat and sugar in plenty of foods even without meat involved

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              They feed on nectar mostly or something.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >vegetarian
        You know that also means bread, pasta and potatoes? Elves fatness is a real issue

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Elven bread, yeah.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Elven Breed, Yeah

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Uoooohhhhh 12000 years old elf is too young.

  32. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    this guy is clinging too hard onto one thing and will be forgotten with time, which actually makes me wonder

    how is the bike cuck guy doing these days?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      He bounced back from the bike cuck thing almost instantly, and kept making his shitty relatable comics for ages. Probably still is. Helps that he rolled with the punches on that joke and even took the piss out of himself for it. I don't like his content but I will give credit where it's due.

  33. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I was JUST thinking of the thing where women be like: 'big is beautiful, BUT ONLY BIG WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL IT DOESN'T COUNT FOR MEN'

  34. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but where are Dark elves in this setting? Without drows it's not complete.

  35. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    This art is gross. Execute everyone who shills it

  36. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I am God. How can you, kill a god.

  37. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    HUMANTY FRICK YEAH

  38. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so mean to the human?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      strictly socio-economic factors

  39. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    BEGGING TO BE FAT BASTARDED

  40. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a human who wants to frick fantasy creatures and the closest I'll get is playing a human fricking fantasy creatures.

  41. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Fantasy races are pretty much always some one dimensional boring and stupid version of humans, humans are the only race that isn't some lame parody.

  42. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need to feel special.

  43. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    The heroic struggle of man overcoming forces beyond his reckoning through skill, strength, and determination.
    In other words, you think playing as a "normal guy" is boring, but I'm not playing a normal guy. I'm playing an idealized figure that's no less fantastical than an elf or a dwarf.

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