Why are zoomer gamers like this?

Why are zoomer gamers like this?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They just want to be able to say they've played a certain game

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remake is much better cause it can completely erase the problematic content in older games, such as attractive looking females. Terrorists might mod it if it's just a remaster.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >why are people in their late 20's like this
    they have money and experiences and a degree.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would you cancer the image up with wojakhomosexualry?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >wojak edit

      not OP but ive never even seen the original version. i saved picrelated like two years ago:

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        First load of Zoomers were growing up when Dawn of War and Space Marine were releasing, though. They were otherwise screwed with FB, however.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wokak edits are shit.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >wojak edit

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Before anyone calls this picture a strawman, I just want to say that I look like that and do that

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >grew up in the era of DOS and Win95/98
    >remembering all the bullshit I had to go through to get something working, from installing drivers or codecs to manually editing config files
    >newest generation that should be head and shoulders above me in technological literacy
    >can't even manage to browse a file directory without begging their phone's AI for help googling how to click mouse buttons
    People said de-evolution was a myth, a lie, but the truth is, oh Dad, we're all DEVO.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s what you call progress friendo. Why waste space in my head when I can just google it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >yes, you don't need knowledge, just accept what our search bots tell you is the truth, do not question, do not think, just let google tell you how to act, think, and feel
        One day you're gonna wake up and realize your ironic joke's turned into your reality.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i saw an ad today for an app that literally translates tech jargon and 7+-letter words into something a moron can understand. it's kind of depressing that tools like that will make it even easier for underqualified frick ups to fail upwards into positions where they can do more damage to our civilization and accelerate the competency crisis.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >nooooo, it’s critically important that you remember obscure command prompt commands to change directories or some such horseshit
          I’ll take my chances old man

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >dies in a plane crash caused by faulty software

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      UI and UX have been optimized to the point you dont have to go out of your way to do shit to use a computer or a phone properly, its near-moron proof, if software technology stayed the same as it was in your gen x er childhood maybe you could make an argument people born after the PS1 launched SHOULD have more knowledge and a better understanding of all of this stuff.
      the truth is that it just isnt like that and it has never been with every generation born in an age where the technology the gen prior had to use painstakingly, got streamlined.
      they also teach you frick all about how to use technology in any stage of educational learning besides taking up computer based sciences in uni.
      >t. zoomer with a computer

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >remasters are LE BAD
    *blocks your path*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Simon Viklund's soundtrack carried that remake so hard.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Even outside of the music, it just completely mogs the original game in almost every way. Expanded levels, much more fluid controls, new abilities, enemy AI that is actually intelligent (on higher difficulties), a bunch of new content in the form of the VR rooms and the final level, etc.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I agree, just god damn that soundtrack was fricking ascendant.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's a remake, not a remaster.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >semantics

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not a remaster

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nice soijak

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because you can't buy those old games most of the time, youd also have to buy the console just to play it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this too
      A lot of remasters are good for bringing old games to modern consoles

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a culture where they want everything spoonfed to them. It's the same mindset as watching trillions of video essays about games they haven't even played. It's all about experiencing content as easily as possible so they don't feel fomo.
    I will say though that it's absolutely not just zoomers that defend remakes/remasters. I've seen plenty of older gays defend them as well. These people also have had that 'I want everything spoonfed to me' culture ingrained in them, but usually they use other excuses like 'not having time because I'm a dad now' or something

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Social media induces narcissism and narcissists hate feeling left out. Zoomers are the most social media addicted generation in history, and have never experienced a world without it. Even generational nostalgia triggers zoomers. Because like all narcissists, zoomers get upset if they aren't the main subject of whatever conversation is happening.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >generational nostalgia triggers zoomers
      hasn't been my anecdotal experience. they just wear oldschool clothes like the band t-shirt posers of yesteryear in my area (NYC)

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why's the EU like this?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what bad remasters are lauded?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Spyro and Shadow of the Colossus remasters look obviously way worse in my eyes, but outside of here no one cares.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much every remaster breaks the lighting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The homeworld 1 remaster literally misses the entire basic gameplay mechanic from the original.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Majoras Mask one was clearly never playtested (particularly deku shrub shit), but barely anyone shits on it outside of here.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers think "emulation" is a Vtuber

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not kids who do this it’s adults. I bet people in this very thread will not play Battlefield 3, which is perfectly playable, but they would buy a remake.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are remasters never good?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because 99.9% of modern devs are incompetent low IQ morons, that could never even imagine how to create something as good as the OG games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      chrono trigger DS
      banjo tooie 360
      Final Fantasy 1 + 2 on PSP

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >buy game on steam
    >game gets a remaster for current gen consoles
    >on steam they expect you to buy the game again
    >disable online multiplayer for the old version
    Frick you.
    On the flip side, some companies do just give you the remaster which is cool.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    /QA/ lost

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remaster has been around since the SNES days.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers literally just have lower IQs across the board than previous generations

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And much, much higher EQs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see how that's possible since they are statistically more likely to be autistic

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    autistic people hate change and zoomers love to defend corpos

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