Why aren't there any Seinfeld games?

Why aren't there any Seinfeld games?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would they be about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IDK, let's brainstorm!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw no point and click action adventure telltale style seinfield game.

        What if this was a real game? You're a serial killer stalking characters of Seinfeld. First you have to infiltrate their apartment/workplace through lies and trickery, and then you unload on them, exfil, and head to the next level.

        you could make this, change a few names if you can't license it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An RPG VN hybrid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wario Ware daily life microgames

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'a gotta be about something

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no story?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, while Seinfeld is called "the show about nothing" it's more accurately "the show about observational comedy."
      Now, observational comedy wouldn't work great as a game, but you could make it.

      The game would consist of
      >waiting in line a lot
      >Driving, and this guy ahead of you is going like 5mph below the speed limit, and once you finally pass him and get to speed, the cops show up and give you a ticket.
      >Every mission your grandmother calls you and talks at length about the same story of these two 'prophets' from Portugal.
      >You get coffee, and the game has an algorithm so that whatever you put as your name, it gets misspelled nonetheless.
      >You have to water your plants and you have a mission marker telling you which ones to water, but the mission markers start returning on the first few plants you watered, and you realize you can't remember what you watered, so you start over.
      and things like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        missing the major part of seinfeld. The characters

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True.
          You could play as Jerry and the game will be divided into episodes where you go on these minigames with the rest of the main cast.
          There would an overarching plot, maybe Jerry gets invited to do a show for an official whitehouse event as a representative for observational comedy.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jerry get ipad, kramer downloads puzzle game that automatically charges Jerry's card $60 a week.

    >"They're just puzzles Kramer! get the nytimes they have those too"
    >"Oh you don't get it Jerry. These aren't just puzzles. Each time I solve one I get into a new crypto pool for a chance to win, big time buddy"
    >"It's just a scam!"
    >"ah ta ta ta ta I'm not hearing any of it!"
    >"I'm cancelling your sub Kramer. Look at you! haven't showered in a week!"
    >"Ohhhh but the ladies love the musk Jerry, you see. They can't get enough of it!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda like when Kramer signs up for that recipe service but it sends them as a fax to Elaine

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Newman's Postal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if this was a real game? You're a serial killer stalking characters of Seinfeld. First you have to infiltrate their apartment/workplace through lies and trickery, and then you unload on them, exfil, and head to the next level.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Art Vandelay architecture game

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody remembers his flash game
    Come on, all V talks about nowadays is coomshit and Kramer's Hentai Adventure is literally that. What are you all doing

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A game like the Tell Tale stuff would be great.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you could actually sell a seinfeld parody game in almost any genre I think
    >Seinfeld musou about Jerry being late for something really important and random people keep getting in his way in increasingly ridiculous and contrived scenarios and he has to use increasingly ridiculous and time consuming moves to push through them, all while narrating bad gnomish humour about it

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