Why aren't you allowed to criticize this game

Why aren't you allowed to criticize this game

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the combat and story suck. See? I criticized it. Somebody gonna come cut my fingers off?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eric

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yo how the frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's simple really, this here game before you lacks any and all flaws. It's polished to a Tee. Got that Nintendo official Seal. It's basically a divine relic, it filters demonic shit posters like it's its job. It's working overtime, bustin' fools & ghouls. You so much as look at this game and not recognize it, deserve to be Slapped.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 "troonycession" bot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I accept your troonycession, Eric 😉
      Just kidding not him don't report me

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you allowed to criticize this game

    What bizarro version of Ganker have you been browing the last year?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you allowed to criticize this game

    Anon, there's a "totk sucks ass" thread every other day, sometimes multiple threads a day. At this point I'm not unconvinced that it's like, ten people tops posting in these threads. It's the same talking points, same exact screenshots/videos, the same photos with the same file names, etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and before you call me biased, the case applies to the "totk is the best game ever" threads too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You pretty much can't say anything about TotK without one side seething

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You pretty much can't say anything about TotK without one side seething
          Do you expect no one to disagree with you? Why say it on a public forum where responses are expected. Publish a blog or an article with no comments section if you want to say your piece and hear no ones opinion on what you said.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is just dead

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you allowed to criticize this game

    It's been almost a year and there hasn't yet been a single convincing criticism against this game.

    Simply admitting Nintendo made a great game makes Gankertroons fart blood.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the very linear story told through the potentially non-linear dragon tears thing was a pretty big disappointment and it worked better in BOTW with the story it told but I've already said my thoughts on that in a thread a while back, so there's no point in repeating myself. I still like the game and the story overall and it has a bunch of cool story moments. I just wish there was more of it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Complaining that you didn't like the story is a weak criticism.

        combat fukin sucs

        The combat in TotK is fricking fantastic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok? It was fine for me. Nothing amazing, but it wasn't garbage either.

          >Why aren't you allowed to criticize this game

          It's been almost a year and there hasn't yet been a single convincing criticism against this game.

          Simply admitting Nintendo made a great game makes Gankertroons fart blood.

          This is what I mean when I say you aren't allowed to criticize it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I still like the game and the story overall and it has a bunch of cool story moments.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      combat fukin sucs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok? It was fine for me. Nothing amazing, but it wasn't garbage either.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fine is always the worst, ironically. It's like watching a movie that's not great, but it's not so bad you can laugh at it. It's just middling, with zero creativity or mechanical ingenuity.
          So yeah, if you're going to do combat from the early 2000s and do it worse than games that established the core framework, I'd say "fine" in context may as well translate to fricking sucks. It's like having a cheat sheat and still failing the test, the game is so fricking uninspired and the boss battles are five minutes long and are borderline glorified cutscenes, even moreso than the newer final fantasy titles.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are. Spamming shitposting threads multiple times a day for over a year is not criticism.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright, I emulate it on my phone when I got nothing to do at work.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't you allowed to criticize this game
    You already have criticized it and that was allowed. Are you asking why you can't criticize it without rebuttal?
    Better question, why do you make ten threads a day criticizing the game? You've made it clear you dislike it the first time.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tendies acting like they don't ssethe and act obnoxious when someone doesn't call nu-zelda perfect revolutionary mindblowing masterpieces

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    simple answer instead of paying for ads nintendo pays for shills to promote games and has deals with websites like reddit

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except it's all people do? It's a lazy sequel.

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