Why aren't you playing Minecraft right now?

Why aren't you playing Minecraft?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am not pedophile nor am I a child

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why ARE you playing minecraft?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cause it satisfies my inner autist.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boring, nothing to build, same shit every single time

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because i'm a 7 days to die chad

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the game is and has been shit for a while. I could buy the PS4 version, but with it migrating to Microsoft the only logical way would be to buy it on Xbox without looking like a homosexual, but I also don't want to look like a 10 year old so I have other games to play

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played continuously between 2011-2013 then lost interest until the aquatic update came out. The new updates have been good and I was on the hype train for caves and cliffs but the constant delays are making me not want to play until it's all finished

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for the second part of C&C. Not building something up then having to move to another area just to get frickhuge caves

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I come back to it every couple of years. This is not that year

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it's irredeemable trash after the beta 1.8 update

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >aquatic, village, nether and caves updates are all kino
      seethe more boomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hunger bar
        >discount tekkit mod shit
        >a pointless "ending" gimmick
        >shitty new music
        >hunger bar
        No, it's shit. Your nostalgia for the game starts years after it had gone to shit. I pity you.
        >oomer
        and a woomer foomer noomer to you too, homosexual.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it runs like shit on my toaster,even with sodium installed

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Minecraft sucks

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you play Minecraft when Terraria exists?
    >Muh third dimension
    Grow up
    >Mods
    Okay fair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would you play Minecraft when Terraria exists?
      because i don't want to switch from one flavor of incompetent devs to another

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Terraria devs are competent, Red is just autistic about torches.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so competent they spent 3 years making an update that is 75% vanity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            1.3 was supposed to be the last. They just turned one of the post-1.3 updates into a far larger update full of vanity stuff they wanted to add.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >1.3 was supposed to be the last
              source? because 1.4 was blatantly advertised as the final update

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Red said that it was supposed to be the final major update. That's why he was adamant that Moon Lord (dropped 1.3) was the final boss, and no new bosses (aside from the event bosses for the raid) were added in any of the 1.3.X updates. IIRC, 1.3.6 was supposed to be the final update, but it kept being delayed because the devs kept adding more and more new stuff.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cool and all but that's not a source

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do I need to go back and dig up forum posts for you? You can look it up yourself, you're a big boy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if it's so easy then you should have no problem doing so
                the burden of proof lies on you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Grow up
      How ironic that a 2d gay would say that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You say that as if GOTY 2021 isn't a 2D game.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The GTNH serb on /mmcg/ is quite based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      800 hours
      Not friends with who I played with anymore
      Calamity is too hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >redditaria
      No thanks homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending minecraft wasnt reddit from the start

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomer doesn't know notch frequented Ganker and asked for feedback here
          you have to go back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure Ganker helped make Minecraft big

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      better for building
      simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like both
      3D is better though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cause I prefer to go easy instead of getting on a fight every 2 seconds.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do though

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty burnt out on 1.7.10 with mods. I'd play the latest version if they'd stop pushing all the cool new shit back.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for 1.18

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >want to explore
    >have to wait for update so I wont have to go as far for new terrain

    back to the creeper farm, i guess.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not interested in it.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >want to explore
    >too afraid of losing my cool spot and comfy shack and never being able to find it again
    PAIN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just write down your coordinates

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Build towers out of dirt with a light source on top, and another that points in the direction of the next tower. You'll easily be able to find your way back noob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't use coords
      ngmi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      get some cows and make maps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coordinates

      Don't bother with vanilla maps, they're fricking useless. It still blows me away Minecraft has been out this long and the maps in-game have never been addressed. They fricking suck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      F3 homie.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games for moronic man children

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sneedcraft dot org

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not a single good update since 1.8 and mods have gotten boring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single good update since beta 1.6*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        beta was kino but to pretend release didnt have good updates makes you moronic

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i never played mc when it was still new because i was burned out on dwarf fortress at the time and thought first person dwarf fortress without the funny parts was lame. tonight i was looking at the famous old seeds gargamel, 404, and Glacier. i tried searching for similar stuff and found this pic. it made me feel like i'm close to death

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Risk of rain thats why

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am though, been making a map on worldpainter and working on custom caves atm.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pixelmon is kino

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guys, is caves-n'-cliffs out for java?
    how do I update to the latest version?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's Minecraft?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All i do is mine. Ive got no creativity to do anything besides brainlessly mine. When I get a full diamond set I log off.

    I remember being super into minecraft at one point about 10 years ago. I spent a ton of time on a world actually building a nice place. Then I got a bsod and it corrupted the save. I think that killed my interest in playing again for long periods of time.

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